Extinction Machine
I’m a manly man and all that, but I felt like I was going to drown in a river of testosterone.
Burke parked the golf cart in a slot that had his name stenciled on it. As I got out I made sure to look completely around the room knowing that whatever I saw was being seen by my team and Bug. The mirrored glasses I wore had a superb high-def spycam built into one of the temple pieces. You could already buy this year’s version of that camera, but we had next year’s. A gift from one of Church’s friends in the industry.
I had a whole bunch of toys with me. As I followed Burke across the mess hall, I kept my hands in my pockets, unobtrusively peeling back the film on a sticky little bug. As Burke led me through a doorway into the east wing of the castle, I paused with my hand briefly on the frame, planting the little doodad. It was small and designed to gradually absorb the colors of whatever it touched. Within five seconds it would invisible. Nice.
As I followed Burke, I continued to record the layout with my glasses. We already had a schematic of the place based on the original design of the castle—which was a matter of public record from when the Sheltons bought it from a bankrupted Austrian count—but we didn’t know what modifications had been made since. The video feeds would be used to create a 3-D model for every part of the building I visited. Sure, this was still a castle and I wasn’t going to see much of it, but intel was intel. Every little bit helps.
This wing was clearly dedicated for servants and operations. There were small brass plaques on doors marked: ELECTRICAL, SECURITY, GROUNDSKEEPING, and others. One really caught my eye: WRANGLERS. When my gaze lingered on it for an extra second, Bug explained it.
“Shelton collects animals,” he said. “He has a zoo somewhere on the grounds, and he buys rare critters for a game ranch he keeps in Texas. Brings in stuff from all over and lets his rich buddies shoot them. Axis bucks, scimitar bulls, waterbucks, Ibex, Russian boar hogs, rams—who needs to stalk a sheep? I mean, I’m cool with hunting and all … but sheep? Seriously? How’s that a sport unless you like … I don’t know … kickbox it to death or something.”
I flexed my jaw muscles to send a tiny burst of squelch. One flex for “yes,” though right now it was a general acknowledgment. I don’t have any serious objection to hunting, and I don’t mind entertaining the trout every once in a while, but somehow a bunch of rich assholes in camouflage with high-power scopes and state-of-the-art rifles didn’t exactly fit my image of “sportsmen.”
Bug said, “I’ll find out what else he has on-site. Wouldn’t want you to walk into a jaguar, right?”
Two flexes. No.
We went through a series of winding halls, sharp turns, staircases, crossed an entrance hallway that you could have parked a line of F-15s in, and finally entered a wing that was clearly the domain of the master of this feudal estate. I was mildly surprised not to see the staff here dressed in doublets. Every once in a while I touched a wall, a doorframe, a bannister rail, and each time I left another of the chameleon devices. Burke never saw a thing.
I was pretty sure that there was a more direct route to Shelton’s office, but this was probably Burke’s passive-aggressive way of screwing with me. As a bit of revenge it walked with a limp. Burke was a weasel.
Bug came on and whispered to me again. “Hey, I’ve been doing more background checks on Shelton’s security team. Holy moly, these are some bad mamba-jambas. Some serious mixed martial arts competitors. That guy Burke? He was tied to an illegal cage-fight circuit in Central and South America. Crazy stuff like you see in the movies. People actually getting killed.”
I flexed my jaw once to acknowledge that I understood.
“Don’t let Burke get on your blindside. Shelton’s bought his way out of a lot of charges that should have put him in jail. His psych profile reads like Stephen King wrote it.”
Another flex.
“Last thing,” said Bug, “see if you can get to Shelton’s laptop. Not sure if he’ll have anything useful, but it’s our best shot. If nothing else, we might be able to hack his e-mails.”
A flex. The line went quiet after that.
We stopped at a secretary’s desk behind which was an almost completely artificial woman. Poufy hair that was too perfect a shade of honey blond, blue-within-blue contact lenses, Botox lips, a severe nose job that could not have been the best choice in the catalog, and huge boobs that had no parallel in human genetics. She stared at me from under a battery of stiff black lashes.
“Mr. Shelton will see you now,” she said in a Paris accent that was as real as the “French” in French fries. “However, your dog must wait outside.”
I said, “Je ne quitterai jamais mon chien ici avec vous. Il a peur des robots.”
She gave me a blank stare. No clue what I’d just said.
I breezed past her with Ghost at my heels.
Beyond her desk was a set of massive oak doors that stood ajar, allowing us peons to enter. Like everything else in this place, the message was simple: I’m rich, you’re not; learn your place.
Beyond the doors was the largest office I’d ever seen. It was absurd. I mean, truly absurd. A full-scale replica of the Kitty Hawk hung from the ceiling and it didn’t begin to crowd the room. High ceilings, tall stained-glass windows, ranks of suits of armor, framed art with a bent toward portraits of pinched-faced scowling men who I assumed were ancient Sheltons, and a desk that you could cut down to make the deck of an aircraft carrier. The tall bank of windows behind the desk were all in ornate stained glass. If you looked up the word “ostentatious” in the dictionary, there would be a note directing you to the special signed-and-numbered limited edition, and Shelton’s picture would be in that.
Howard Shelton sat behind the desk on—I kid you not—a hand-carved wooden throne. Inlaid with gold and silver. He rose as I approached and I wondered if I was supposed to shake his hand, bow, or knuckle my forelock.
Burke followed me in, but there were already two similarly dressed guards in the office. They stood to either side of Shelton’s desk, glowering like Visigoths. Their faces were lumpy, with broken noses and cauliflower ears. Brawlers for sure. The smallest of the three was maybe two-twenty, all of it in his arms and shoulders.
At a nod from Burke, the two guards walked around the desk, each of them sizing me up the way a Brooklyn butcher sizes up a side of beef. They and Burke formed a semicircle around me.
Ghost fidgeted. He wanted me to let him out to play. It was a tempting thought, but that wasn’t why we were here.
Shelton was even better looking in person. He radiated warmth and health.
“Good evening,” he said. “Special Agent Leonhard is it?”
“Yes, sir,” I said. “Thank you for seeing me on such short notice.”
Shelton’s eyes twinkled. “Should I call you Special Agent?” he asked.
“I—”
“Or would you prefer ‘Captain Ledger’?”
Nobody was smiling except Shelton.
I said, “Ah, crap.”
Chapter One Hundred Eight
House of Jack Ledger
Near Robinwood, Maryland
Monday, October 21, three hours ago
“What do you think?” asked Aldo, handing the field glasses back to Tull.
They lay side by side on a grassy knoll overlooking the Ledger farmhouse. There were no vehicles parked in the turnaround in front of the house.
“Did we miss them?”
Tull studied the house with narrowed eyes. There were several lights on and in one downstairs room the blue-white flicker of a TV. Tull tapped the wire mike he wore.
“Snake, what are you seeing out back?”
The team sergeant, Snake, came on the line at once. “The Black Hawk is tied down. Engine’s cold.”
“You do a thermal scan on the house?” asked Tull.
“Copy that. We have four heat signatures in the house. Nothing in the barn or other buildings.”
“Roger that.”
Tull turned to Aldo. ??
?I don’t like it. I don’t think Ledger or the girl are here.”
“Shit.”
Tull wormed his way back from the top of the knoll, then he rolled over and stood up. He tapped his mike again. “Snake, we think the birds have flown. Aldo and I are going to run the back trail. We’ll get an eye in the sky to find them. They might be heading to another safe house.”
“Yes, sir … What about the four inside?”
Tull didn’t even hesitate. “Kill them.”
He clicked off the channel and ran for his car with Aldo at his heels.
Chapter One Hundred Nine
VanMeer Castle
Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Monday, October 21, 7:41 a.m.
I said something clever like, “Um … what?”
Shelton smiled.
Then everybody was pulling guns. The three guards, me. Ghost crouched, waiting for my command to hit.
Shelton’s smile turned into a belly laugh.
“Oh, for Christ’s sake,” he said with a rough guffaw, “put your damn guns down. There’s expensive stuff in here.”
You could taste the compassion for my physical well-being.
I didn’t put my gun down. I pointed it at Shelton’s head.
“Them first or you first, take your pick,” I said.
He shook his head, really enjoying this. He even gave me a couple of seconds of slow, ironic applause. “Nice tough guy line. I dig it.”
The moment still burned around us. Shelton flicked a glance at Burke. “You heard me. Put them away.”
It wasn’t a suggestion.
The three guards immediately lowered their pistols, peeled back their jacket flaps and reholstered. Burke was about a half second slower than the others. Making a point, I suppose. It was lost on Shelton, who clearly didn’t give a shit. I filed it away, though, adding it to Burke’s tab.
I still had my gun out but I was beginning to feel like the kid who wore a costume on the day the Halloween party was canceled.
“Do you mind?” asked Shelton. He settled into the cushions of his leather chair and picked up a delicate china teacup, sipped it, and looked at me over the rim.
I lowered my piece. “Ghost,” I said, “ease down.”
Ghost laid down in his sphinx posture, ready to rise and leap at a moment’s notice.
Shelton cocked an eye at my gun. “You going to put that thing away?”
“Let’s wait and see,” I said.
“Whatever. Have a seat, or do you want to stand, too?”
One of the guards—not Burke—pushed over a guest chair that cost more than my car. Rich red leather that was soft as butter when I sat down. I laid my Beretta on my thigh.
“So,” said Shelton, “why am I so fortunate as to have the famous Captain Joseph Edwin Ledger here on a chilly October morning?”
“Publishers Clearing House sent me. You may be a winner.”
We smiled at each other. The guards glared at me. Ghost glared at them.
“Aren’t you going to ask how I know who you are?” asked Shelton.
“Why bother? You caught me on at least fifty cameras between the front gate and here and I’m pretty sure you can afford a facial recognition software package.”
“I own the patent on the one the FBI uses,” he said.
“So there you go.”
“It doesn’t bother you that I know who you are?”
“Actually it does,” I said. “And I have a slot open between nine and nine-oh-five this morning during which I plan to faint.”
“Funny,” he said.
“Not really.”
“Want to tell me why you’re here?”
“Depends on how much of your business is open to a public forum.”
He considered. “These guys have been with me for years.”
“That’s your call, but I wonder if you spelled their names right in your little black book.”
It was all about those last two words. That wiped the shit-eating grin off Shelton’s face faster than a good slap. He stared at me for a heavy three count, then without looking at his guys or changing the tone of his voice he said, “Get out. Close the door behind you and make sure nobody bothers me.”
“Mr. Shelton,” began Burke, “I don’t think that’s a good—”
Shelton’s eyes swiveled toward Burke. “Get the fuck out. Now.”
This time there was a different tone.
The three men headed for the door without another word. I turned to watch them go. Burke shot me a look that would have burned holes in sheet metal. I pointed my right index finger at him and used my thumb to drop the hammer. He lingered long enough to respond with a single nod.
Yeah, I’d be seeing Burke around the playground.
When we were alone, Shelton appraised me. “The question,” he said, “is whether you know something or if you’re on a fishing expedition.”
I said nothing.
He really seemed to be enjoying this. “Those sunglasses … they wired? Is this going to be on YouTube or some shit?”
I took them off, folded the earpieces and tucked them into an inner pocket. In my ear, Bug said, “Hey!”
I ignored him. I still had my lapel cam, though the image was crappy.
“Happy now?” I asked Shelton.
“No,” he said. “And I don’t trust you for shit.”
He opened his desk drawer, being very slow and careful about it so as not to alarm the big scary guy with the gun and the dog. He removed a device that looked like a small TV remote, but wasn’t. He showed it to me, then pressed a button and set it down on the desk.
“Jammer?” I asked.
“Jammer,” he said. “And don’t worry—I don’t have cameras in my office. I watch people, they don’t watch me. It’s just you and me.”
“Good. Can we stop fucking around now?”
Shelton nodded and sipped his tea. “I know your file. Army Rangers for four years, during which you didn’t do squat.”
“At the time,” I said, “there was no squat that needed doing.”
“Then you were a cop in Baltimore. Baltimore? Seriously? That shithole?”
“Says the guy from Pittsburgh.”
“Hey, Pittsburgh’s come a long way in the last twenty years. Used to be a dump but now it’s a center for the arts. Watch your mouth.”
“Baltimore … has an aquarium,” I riposted.
He grinned at that.
“Okay. Getting back to who the fuck you are. You were a uniform, then you were a detective and after 9/11 they put you on some dinky Homeland taskforce, and then you went away. The official story is that you went to Quantico and are doing something for the FBI, but that’s horse shit. You somehow got onto the radar of that psychopath Deacon—what’s he calling himself these days? Mr. Church?—and for the last couple of years you’ve been indulging your own inner psychosis by shooting everyone you don’t like. All in the interests of national security and Mom’s apple pie.”
“That’s a nice profile. Can I put that on my Facebook page?”
“And according to everyone you think you’re funnier than balls.”
“Balls are pretty funny,” I admitted. “But I am funnier, yes.”
“And now you’re here throwing around the wrong words. Why is that?”
“You tell me.”
He made a face like innocence abused. “Me? What do I know?”
“You nearly popped a vein when I mentioned the Black Book.”
Shelton tried to smile through that, but there was a little tic in his left eye. “What black book would that be?”
“Really? We’re all alone and you want to get cute?”
He chuckled. If I wasn’t sure that he was who he was, I might have bought it. The crinkles at the corners of his eyes, that legendary twinkle. Teeth so bright I could shave by them.
“The thing is,” he said, “I don’t know what you know. We haven’t actually confirmed whether you’re here fishing for something or if
you know something.”
“That’s pretty much a two-way street,” I admitted. “I don’t know if you’re a remarkably well-informed innocent bystander, a supporting character in someone else’s mad scientist dream, or if you’re the supervillain I’ve been longing to meet.”
“Not knowing what goes on your head, Ledger, I have no idea how to answer that. What is this supervillain of yours supposed to have done?”
“Blown up a lot of people in Baltimore.”
“Ah, yeah … I saw that on the news. So sad.”
I held up a finger. “Some things we joke about,” I said. “Some things get you hurt.”
“Fair enough. But give me something more than vague threats and we’ll see if we can have a conversation.”
“This isn’t a conversation?” I asked.
“No. We’re kind of jerking each other off here. I don’t mean that in a gay way, you understand. It’s a figure of speech.”
I had to admit that, even though he was a piece of pond scum, he was charming. He hid his silver-spoon upbringing with just the right amount of trash talk. Some of it was almost certainly cribbed from old Sopranos DVDs. I kept expecting him to call me a “chamoke,” but Shelton was pure WASP going back to forever. When the Mayflower landed, his ancestors were there at the rock selling deeds to swampland.
“What would you like to know?” I asked.
He shrugged. “Oh, I don’t know. Something that you couldn’t have gotten off the Internet. Oh, what, you look surprised? You don’t think my name comes up when you search for the Black Book?”
I said nothing.
On the floor, Ghost gave me a look like he was losing confidence in who was the actual pack leader here.
I could see his point.
“Let’s try this,” I said. “Ever heard of Junie Flynn?”
“Sure. I watch TV. I even listen to her podcast. According to what she said the other night, either she has the Black Book or she is the Black Book. Works out the same either way.”
“You read the Cliffs Notes version of this, haven’t you?”
Shelton looked at his watch. “I have a busy day, Captain. Can we speed this along a little faster?”