One Fall

CHAPTER 27

  Taken from www.wrestlinghotline.com

  Greetings slugs.

  Today is Tuesday, May 9th, and this is your Tuesday Morning Hangover, where we show up to give you what you need regardless of how f*#$&d up we are.

  Today we’re going to skip the pleasantries and get right into the overnight ratings report:

  GWA Burn pulled an overall 3.3, with a 3.9 in the first hour, a 3.1 in the second hour, and a 2.9 in the overrun. This is officially the worst rating in the history of GWA Burn. Those (few) of you who watched the show last night know why. More later.

  Revolution Riot reaped the benefits of Burn’s sucktitude. Riot got an overall of 5.2, with a 4.4 in the first hour, a 5.4 in the second, and a 5.5 in the overrun. Ladies and gentlemen, that is the highest rating in Riot’s history, and the highest overnight rating ever pulled by a wrestling program.

  It’s safe to say the worm has turned.

  Onto...

  The News:

  Slugs, I know I’m getting creamed by the competition these days. They’re scooping me left and right, they’re hits are rising, mine are falling, they’re reputation is improving, mine is declining, etc. I’ve gotta tell ya...STAY TUNED. Yours truly is working on something that is getting hot as a Montreal crowd at a Philip Marcel match. I can’t divulge anything yet, but...