Enter a Murderer

  Watkins said nothing, but looked miserable. He and Thompson conferred sympathetically. After a few moments Watkins said diffidently:

  "If I may, sir, I'd like to relieve Allison myself."

  "Very well, Watkins. If anybody comes away from the building, man or woman, stop them, speak to them, get their names and addresses and make sure they are what they seem. Thompson, you can go too if you like. Don't look so injured, both of you. We've all gone wrong over this."

  A pause, and then Thompson addressed the lining of his hat with some feeling.

  "We'd both go back on P.C. night-duty before we'd let you down, if you know what I mean, sir."

  "That's right," said Watkins fervently.

  "Well, push off, you couple of boobies," said Alleyn. He turned to Fox. "I'm going to the telephone. The statement from Peterhouse ought to be here any moment. If Allison comes before I'm back, get a report on those lines from him."

  "Are you going for a warrant-to-arrest tonight?" asked Fox.

  "I don't think so. I'll still stage my performance tomorrow morning."

  Alleyn went through the front of the house and sought out the telephone in the box-office. Enlargements of actresses smiled or stared soulfully at him from the walls. "All the best," "To dear Robert," "Ever yours," he read. In the centre was a magnificent picture of a woman standing in an open window. Written firmly across the mount were two words only: "Stephanie Vaughan." When he had dialled his number Alleyn turned and gazed steadfastly at this picture.

  "Hullo!" said a sleepy voice in the receiver.

  "Hullo. I thought I said there were to be no more little visits."

  "Oh—it's you."

  "It is," said Alleyn grimly.

  "I had an idea. You needn't get all hot and bothered, I didn't see anybody. I rang for five minutes and then came away. Even the servant was out."

  "You rang for five minutes, did you?"

  "Yes. I say, is everything all right?"

  "Perfectly splendid. There's been another murder at the Unicorn."

  "What!!"

  "Go to bed and stay there," advised Alleyn and hung up the receiver.

  He crossed over and looked more closely at the photograph on the opposite wall.

  "Oh, hell!" he said and went back to the stage of the Unicorn.

  CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

  Final Curtain

  ON THE MORNING of June 17th, at a quarter to eleven, old Blair hung his dilapidated bowler above the tall stool in his cubbyhole behind the stage door. He glanced at the grimy clock and clicked disapproval when he saw that it had been allowed to run down. He inspected the letter rack which was garnished with a solitary postcard, addressed to Miss Susan Max. Blair advanced his nose to within four inches of its surface and read it:

  "Susan darling, how terrible this all is dear my heart goes out to you in this terrible time it must be quite dreadful for you dear, our show goes big in this place and we are doing wonderful business dear. All the best, Daisy."

  Blair sucked his teeth, but whether in scorn or appreciation it would be impossible to say.

  Footsteps sounded in the alley outside. Old Blair groaned slightly and returned to the stage door. The constable at the stalls entrance saluted. Chief Detective-Inspector Alleyn and Inspector Fox followed by Detective-Sergeant Bailey and three plain clothes men walked up to the entrance.

  "Good morning, Blair," said Alleyn.

  "'Morning, sir."

  The party went in at the stage door and down the long passage past the wall of the dock. On the stage they were met by two more plain clothes men—Thompson and Watkins.

  "Everything fixed up?" asked Alleyn.

  "Yes, sir."

  Alleyn looked up towards the flies. A ceiling-cloth had been stretched across and tied back to the first of the grid galleries.

  "If you'll just listen, sir," said Thompson.

  They all stood still. A sibilant whisper came from above the canvas cloth. It alternated with a faint creak. At a place near its border, the cloth bulged slightly as if some small object was touching it on the upper surface. The impress made by this object appeared and disappeared regularly, synchronising with the sibilant whisper.

  "That will do very well," said Alleyn. "Have you unlocked the dressing-room doors?"

  Apparently this had been done. Alleyn went on to the stage and glanced round. It was still set for the scene when Surbonadier loaded the revolver. The curtain was up and the shrouded seats looked very faint in the dark. A lance of sunlight slanted through a crevice in a blind above the gallery. Footsteps sounded in the passage and Mr. George Simpson appeared. He looked nervously round the wings, saw Alleyn, and uttered a little apologetic noise.

  "Oh, there you are, Mr. Simpson," said Alleyn. "I've been trying to pretend I'm a stage manager. Any fault to find with the scene?"

  Simpson walked down to the float and surveyed the stage. Something of his professional manner seemed to return to the little man.

  "It's quite in order, I think," he said.

  "Perhaps I'd better wait until the company appears before I explain my motive in calling you all this morning."

  "Some of them are outside now."

  "Right. Will you treat Detective-Sergeant Watkins as your call-boy? As soon as everybody's here we'll have them on the stage and I'll speak to them."

  Sergeant Watkins was produced. He and Simpson eyed each other doubtfully.

  "What's that you've got in your hand, Watkins?" asked Alleyn suddenly.

  "It's one of your cards, sir. The young gentleman I saw yesterday, if you remember, sir, came along. He just wanted to sit in the stalls."

  "Let me see it."

  Alleyn surveyed, rather grimly, his own visiting-card with: "Admit bearer to theatre. R. A." scribbled across it in his own writing. It was the one he had given Nigel before they arrested Saint. With remarkable forethought Mr. Bathgate had clung to the bit of pasteboard and had produced it again when occasion arose.

  With a slightly accentuated jaw-line, Inspector Alleyn advanced to the footlights and gazed into the swimming darkness of the stalls.

  "Mr. Bathgate," he said.

  Silence.

  "Mr. Bathgate," lied Alleyn, "I can see you."

  "You're not looking in my direction at all," declared an indignant voice.

  "Come here," Alleyn said.

  "I won't."

  "If you please."

  There was a mulish silence and then Alleyn said mildly:

  "House lights, Mr. Simpson, if you please."

  Simpson scuttled up the iron ladder and in a moment the stalls were revealed in all their shrouded grimness.

  In the centre of Row F, alonely little figure among the dust sheets, sat Nigel. Alleyn beckoned. Nigel rose sheepishly and processed down the centre aisle.

  "Now," said Alleyn, when the culprit reached the curtain of the well. "Now, my enterprising Pressman."

  Nigel smirked but did not reply.

  "I've a good mind to have you turfed out at the end of a boot," continued Alleyn. He looked seriously at Nigel. "However, I won't do that. I will merely return my card with an additional memorandum. If you still want to stay here you may."

  He wrote something on the back of the card and flipped it across the orchestra well.

  Nigel caught it and held it to the light. Inspector Alleyn wrote in tiny but exceedingly clear characters, yet, though there were only seven words on the card, Nigel appeared to take an unconscionable time deciphering them. At last he raised his head and he and Alleyn looked at each other.

  "It's a mistake," said Nigel.

  "No."

  "But——" He stopped short and wetted his lips. "No motive," said Nigel at last.

  "Every motive."

  "I'll stay," said Nigel.

  "Very well. House lights, please, Mr. Simpson."

  Once again the front of the house was dark.

  "I think they are all here now, Inspector Alleyn," said Simpson nervously.

  "Ask them to
come here, will you, Watkins?" said Alleyn.

  The company of The Rat and the Beaver reassembled for the last time on the stage of the Unicorn. They came down the passage in single file. Susan Max and Stephanie Vaughan appeared first. Then came Janet Emerald walking with the gait she used in the provinces for the last act of Madam X. Dulcie Deamer followed, expressing tragic bewilderment. Next came Felix Gardener, very white-faced and alone. Howard Melville and J. Barclay Crammer delayed their entrance and made it arm-in-arm with heads held high, like French aristocrats approaching the tumbrels.

  "Everybody on the stage, please," said George Simpson.

  The players walked through the wings and stood quietly in a semi-circle. They looked attentive and businesslike. It was almost as though they had needed the stage and the lights to give them full solidity. They no longer seemed preposterous or even artificial. They were in their right environment and had become real.

  Alleyn stood down by the float, facing the stage. From the auditorium, with the full stage lighting behind him, it was he who now looked a strange shadow, but for the actors there was no suggestion of this; to them he was in the accustomed place of the producer, and they watched him attentively.

  "Ladies and gentlemen," said Alleyn, "I have asked you to come here this morning in order that we may stage a reconstruction of the first scene in the last act of The Rat and the Beaver. In that scene, as you know, the deceased man, Mr. Arthur Surbonadier, loaded the revolver by which he was subsequently shot. You are all aware that Mr. Jacob Saint is under arrest. He will not be present. Otherwise, with the exception of the deceased, whose part will be read by Mr. Simpson, we are all here."

  He paused for a moment. The stage manager looked as though he wanted to say something.

  "Yes, Mr. Simpson?"

  "Er—I don't know if it matters. The property master has not turned up. As he gave me the dummies I thought perhaps——?"

  "We shall have to do without him," said Alleyn. "Are the dressers here?"

  Simpson glanced offstage. Beadle and Trixie Beadle came through the wings and stood awkwardly at the end of the semi-circle.

  "First I must tell you, all of you, that the police have formed a definite theory as regards this crime. It is in order to substantiate this theory that the reconstruction is necessary. I want to impress upon you that, apart from its distressing associations, there is nothing to worry about in the business. I merely ask the innocent members of the company to rehearse a particular scene in order to verify my theory as regards the movements of the guilty individual. I most earnestly beg of you to behave exactly as you did, so far as you can remember, during the last performance of this scene. I give you this opportunity to vindicate yourselves and at the same time establish the case which we shall bring before the court. I appeal to you to play fair. As innocent individuals you have nothing to fear. Is it agreed?"

  He waited for a moment and then Barclay Crammer cleared his throat portentously. He advanced two paces and gazed into the auditorium.

  "I do not know if Miss Vaughan or Mr. Gardener have anything to say——" he began.

  "Nothing," said Stephanie Vaughan quickly. "I'm quite ready to do it."

  "I too," said Gardener.

  "In that case," continued Mr. Crammer deeply, "I may say at once that I am prepared to play out this horrible farce—to the end." He let his voice break slightly. "God grant we may be the instruments to avenge poor Arthur." He made a slight gesture expressive of noble resignation and very nearly bowed to the empty auditorium. The hidden Nigel refrained, with something of an effort, from giving him a heartfelt clap. Alleyn caught Gardener's eye. Gardener looked as though he wanted to wink.

  "That's all settled, then," said Alleyn. "Now the only difference between this and the real show is that I am not going to black-out the lights. I will ask those of you who were in your dressing-rooms at the end of the interval to go to them now. Any movement that you made from one room to another you will repeat. You will see that I have stationed officers along the passages. Please behave exactly as if they were not there. The conversation on the stage between Miss Max, Mr. Surbonadier, Miss Emerald, and Mr. Simpson before the curtain went up, we will reproduce as closely as possible. I will blow this whistle at the point when you are to imagine the black-out takes place, and again when the lights would go on. Now will you all go to your dressing-rooms?"

  They filed off quietly. Simpson went to the prompt box and Sergeant Watkins joined him there.

  Alleyn had a word with both of them. Fox and Bailey stood offstage by the first and third left entrances. Two other men went to the O.P. Thompson and a third man disappeared down the dressing-room passage.

  "Right," said Alleyn, and walked down to the float.

  "Call the last act, please," said Simpson to Sergeant Watkins.

  Watkins went off down the dressing-room passage. His voice could be heard on the stage.

  "Last act, please, last act, please!"

  Miss Max, who dressed in a room round the elbow of the passage, came out first, walked on to the stage, sat in the chair on the O.P. side, and took out her knitting. She was followed by Janet Emerald who went straight to the upstage window.

  "Stay there as if you were speaking to Surbonadier," said Alleyn quietly. "Now, Mr. Simpson."

  Simpson came out of the prompt box and went to the desk. He mimed the business of putting something in the top drawer.

  "Now, Miss Emerald," said Alleyn.

  "I don't remember—what I said."

  "About the cartridges, dear," said Miss Max quietly.

  "I—I'm always afraid you'll forget those cartridges," said Janet Emerald.

  "Trust little Georgie," said Simpson.

  "George, come over here. I want to show you something. This mat is bad where it is, dear."

  "What's wrong with the mat, Susan?"

  "It jams the door and spoils my eggzit."

  "Is that better?"

  "That's where it should be. Come here and let me measure my scarf."

  "Now, Miss Emerald, you spoke to Surbonadier."

  "I—I can't. It's too horrible."

  "Go across to the left and meet Mr. Simpson. You say: 'Arthur's tight, George, and I'm nervous.' "

  "Arthur's tight, George, and I'm nervous."

  "He's giving a damn' good show, anyway."

  "Now you whisper: 'I'd like to kill him,' and stand with your hands on the desk."

  "I'd—like—to kill——"

  "All clear, please."

  Janet Emerald stood up and faced upstage.

  "House lights. Stand by, please. Black-out."

  Alleyn blew a long blast on his whistle. Simpson with the book in his hand went on to the stage. Alleyn stood in the wings, where he could see the stage and dressing-room passage. Melville, who had stood near the prompt box, went tiptoe down the passage and round the elbow. Miss Vaughan came out of her room, leaving the door open; she knocked on Gardener's door. He called: "Come in," and she entered, closing the door behind her. It reopened to let out old Beadle. He stood outside, produced a cigarette and held it, unlit, in his mouth. Trixie Beadle came out of the star-room and joined him. They moved into the elbow of the passage.

  Felix Gardener came out of his room and walked softly on to the stage. Here he paused, started, bent down and rubbed his foot, whispered: "What the hell!" and limped on a few paces. The Beadles walked away down the passage towards the wardrobe-room. All this took a very short space of time. On the stage Simpson called: "Curtain up." The actors began to speak the dialogue, muttering their lines and raising their voices loudly at the end of each speech. This dialogue continued for perhaps half a minute and then the stage manager said:

  "Lights."

  Alleyn blew his whistle and called out:

  "Everyone on the stage, please."

  Once more the company assembled.

  "Thank you very much," said Alleyn. "You have helped me. I am sure it has been difficult and unpleasant for all of you. I can now exp
lain myself a little further. I think you are entitled to an explanation. This reconstruction has proved that no one, who was beyond the elbow in the passage, could have come out on to the stage without running into the two dressers, who did not go to the wardrobe room until late in the blackout period. Mr. Gardener has stated that when he went on to the stage someone trod on his foot. There are only three men who could have been offstage at that time—Mr. Simpson, the property master—and Mr. Jacob Saint."

  Janet Emerald began some sort of demonstration. Alleyn glanced coldly at her and she subsided.

  "Mr. Saint was in his box on the prompt side. One theory was that he came through the proscenium door, substituted the cartridges, and returned by the same route. Watkins, will you go to that door, open it and walk to the desk?"

  Sergeant Watkins marched to the proscenium exit and opened the door. It gave tongue to an ear-splitting shriek.

  "That disposes of that," said Alleyn. "Mr. Simpson and Props are left. The theory as regards Props is this. Props was on the stage during the black-out. He substituted the cartridges, and then made himself scarce. No one remembered seeing him offstage when the lights went up. Where did he go? The theory suggests that he went up that ladder and disappeared above the ceiling-cloth. If you'll be good enough to help me I'll demonstrate that. Mr. Simpson is in the prompt box; Miss Max, Miss Emerald, and the deceased are on the stage. Mr. Gardener comes out of the passage and runs into Props, who has just planted the cartridges. He shies off Mr. Gardener and goes up that ladder. He is wearing rubber shoes and is not heard. He wears Mr. Saint's gloves that were left on the stage. Now, Mr. Simpson, will you be good enough to play his part?"

  Simpson wetted his lips.

  "I—I—can't stand going up those ladders. I've no head for heights. It would—make——I can't."

  Alleyn looked doubtfully at the bulk of Crammer and the greenish face of Mr. Melville. He turned resignedly to Gardener.

  "Be a good fellow," he said.

  "Certainly," said Gardener quietly.

  "If your nerves will allow you, Mr. Simpson, perhaps you will impersonate Mr. Gardener."