Naughty, Dirty, Cocky

  “I personally think you should keep it,” I said, standing. “Maybe you can use it to buy some actual office space.”

  “I’d prefer if you used it to buy some damn manners.” She leaned forward and lowered her voice. “I liked you a lot better in my apartment, when I didn’t know who you were.”

  I liked you a lot better when my cock was buried inside your pussy ...

  Before I could get a chance to say those words aloud, Leo walked toward us—clapping as if he’d just witnessed a real-life drama.

  “Please don’t go, Miss.” He extended his hand to Penelope. “My name is Leo Dalton and I’m the CFO here. I’m also, unfortunately, Ryan’s brother.”

  She looked back and forth between us before shaking his hand. “I’m Penelope Lauren.”

  “Well, nice to meet you, Penelope,” he said. “I’m sorry you’re not having a better introduction to Dalton International Estates & Realty. I would love to give you a formal tour and talk to you about our company, if you’re up to it. I would also really appreciate it if you allowed us to start over.”

  “There’s no need to start over,” I said, pulling out the business card he’d given me earlier. “Miss Lauren clearly doesn’t want to play by our rules and we have another option we can call.”

  Leo snatched the card from my hand and ripped it to pieces. “Miss Lauren, if you don’t mind, can I speak to you alone so we can try to agree on some new terms? I’ll gladly welcome your input and I’ll be very grateful for the opportunity.” He looked at me, daring me to interrupt his words. ‘The tour will only take fifteen minutes and we can talk briefly afterwards in the board room. Just me and you.”

  “I would love a tour,” she said. “Can I step outside and make a phone call first?”

  “Absolutely.” He smiled at her. “Thank you, Miss Lauren.”

  “Goodbye, Miss Lauren.” I couldn’t help myself.

  “Mr. Dalton.” She gave me a look and left the room.

  When the door closed, Leo picked up one of the folders she’d left behind. “You’ve been taking your own terms and stipulation contracts to the PR firms? I don’t recall anyone here helping you draft these.”

  “That’s because I drafted them myself.”

  “I see ...” He put on his glasses and read my words aloud. “Clause Four: The representative company for the client will ensure that he is not subject to any bullshit meetings. Bullshit meetings include, but are not limited to: strategy sessions, interview preparations, or press readings.” He tossed the folder to the floor and looked at me. “If those are your terms, what’s the point in hiring a PR company at all?”

  “You tell me.”

  “You really are a piece of work,” he said. “But you know, I really like Miss Lauren—small firm or not. She’s the first person I’ve ever seen stand up to you.”

  “She’ll also be the last.”

  “We’ll see.” He picked up the folder labeled, “Ways to Better Mr. Dalton’s Image” and headed to the door. “Wait, one last thing. She mentioned something about you leaving her a handwritten note. What is she talking about?”

  “A note she definitely read and received. She’s fucking with me by denying it.”

  “Forget I asked.” He walked out of my office and I grabbed the last of Penelope’s folders. The one that read “Definitions for Mr. Dalton.” I flipped it open and saw she’d written definitions, but they were her own interpretations in regard to me:

  Mr. Dalton,

  There are three terms and definitions you need to know before you start your next search for a publicist and I’m happy to spell them out for you below:

  PUBLICIST

  This is what you need, Mr. Dalton. This is a person who can HELP you look like less of a cocky asshole to the press and your peers. This is also a person who you have to take direction from, not vice versa. (They run YOU. You don’t run THEM.)

  MAGICIAN

  This is what you need to FIND. This is the only person who can honestly help you right now ...

  COCKY, IMPOSSIBLE, ARROGANT CLIENT

  No words are necessary for this one. The picture below should sum it all up for you.

  My picture ...

  THE PUBLICIST

  PENELOPE

  “Here is where you’ll be free to bring your staff to the property for onsite staff meetings whenever necessary.” Leo Dalton showed me into a massive meeting space that was at least three times the size of our entire firm. “If you follow me across the hall, I’ll show you our world class spa and fitness facility that you’ll be free to use whenever you’re here as well.”

  I smiled and tried my best to look like I was giving him my full attention, but all I could think about was Ryan. How when I first stepped into his office, I had to completely resist the urge to tell him to take me against his desk and fuck me again. How my panties were instantly wet the second his dimples gave way with his smile.

  How his jaw clenched when he realized I was going to reject his offer ...

  Despite the fact that the man was practically walking sex, his contract was nothing but red flags from the very first page. I knew the moment I read over it last night that there was no way I could agree to it. Three million on the line or not.

  “Do you have any questions for me, Miss Lauren?” Leo led me onto the elevator.

  “Not at the moment,” I said. “I really appreciate the tour.”

  “I’m glad to hear that.” He took off his reading glasses and let out a breath. “I have to be honest with you for a minute, Miss Lauren. I didn’t have much faith in a small firm handling Ryan well, and I figured you’d be out the door within minutes of meeting him. But before I walked in on you two, I’d called around this city to get references from both your current and former clients. They all had nothing but great things to say, and a couple of your former ones even admitted that they regretted leaving you.” He paused. “That said, I’m assuming you’re looking to become a larger, full service firm in the future?”

  “Yes, definitely.”

  “Good.” He led me off the elevator and into the glittering lobby. Then he glanced at his phone. “I tell you what, Miss Lauren. I’ll draw up exactly what me and the board are going to need to see from Ryan over the next ninety days, and then I’ll send a temporary contract to you tonight. You can email and call me with your concerns at any time, but I’ll need an answer about the job in a week. Fair?”

  “Almost,” I said honestly. “If you’re going to insist on a temporary contract, we need to renegotiate the financial terms for tax purposes. He already paid us for the year, which I’ll happily refund. I just don’t want to keep more than what you’re willing to pay for a shorter time.”

  “How much has he paid you?”

  “Three million.”

  “That’s it?” He looked offended. “We’ve spent more than that killing negative press. I’ll double that for the ninety days.”

  “What?” I was certain I misheard him.

  “I’ll double it.” He smiled. “I’ll be sure to get the first draft of the contract to you tonight. My apologies for not being able to sit down with you anymore. I have to go put out another fire.”

  “I understand.” I shook his hand. “Thank you for the tour, Mr. Dalton.”

  “I’ll accept your ‘thank you’ after you accept my offer.” He laughed and returned to the elevator.

  When the doors opened, Ryan stepped off and immediately stopped walking when his beautiful eyes met mine. I tried to turn away from him and rush out of the building, but I couldn’t will my feet to move.

  He made his way over to me, giving me a look that made me wet all over again. “I would say that I look forward to potentially working with you, Miss Lauren,” he said, “but that would be a goddamn lie.”

  “I feel the same, Mr. Dalton.” I ignored my frantic heartbeat. “I can admit that it was a pleasure seeing you again, though.”

  “It was a pleasure seeing you underneath me two nights ago,” he sa
id, his voice low. “It’ll only be a ‘pleasure’ for me if that happens again.”

  “I can promise it won’t.”

  “Then that’s too bad,” he said. “Because once again, I think you’re lying to me. This time it’s about not receiving my note.” He leaned forward and whispered in my ear. “I’d be more than happy to leave you another one ...”

  I stepped back once I realized I was on the verge of giving in to him again. “I hope you find whatever person you keep talking about, Mr. Dalton. Have a great day.” I turned away and rushed out of the lobby before he could respond, realizing that new terms or not, the tension between us was going to make this job more than impossible.

  ***

  Later that night, I sat on my couch with a glass of wine in hand—reading over the new terms for the umpteenth time.

  The board of Dalton International Estates & Realty only want me to complete three main things over the next ninety days: 1) A successful press tour for Ryan without incident, “since he’s the face of our company and everyone loves a ‘changed man’ story.” 2) A strategic and public reveal about his private charity donations as, “Behavior aside, Mr. Dalton has donated over three hundred million dollars to various charities he holds dear over the past few years.” 3) An “atonement style interview” with one of the anchors at RMC-TV for “an incident that was thankfully never seen or revealed to the public, but an incident that has caused a huge strain between our company and one of our lead suppliers.”

  I was certain I could get Ryan through a successful press tour, even more certain that I could make sure every person in this city swooned over his impressive charity record, but I was confused about the “atonement style interview.”

  I’d asked every person on my team to see if they could find out more about the “incident,” but they’d all come back to me with nothing but confusion.

  Curious, I sent Leo an email.

  Subject: Atonement Interview

  Good evening, Mr. Dalton,

  I’ve read over the contract thoroughly and am close to making a decision, but would you mind giving me a bit more information on the incident you want Ryan to be forgiven for? I was unable to find any information on this.

  —Penelope

  His response was immediate.

  Subject: Re: Atonement Interview

  Penelope,

  See the attached video and promptly delete it after viewing.

  —Leo Dalton

  I clicked on the video and saw a grainy image of Ryan standing in a green room. He was attaching a wired mic to his suit jacket, smiling as a female producer handed him a stack of notecards.

  For three straight minutes, he simply nodded his head as the producer went over a few facts with him.

  I was about to ask Leo if he’d sent me the wrong video, but in the final thirty seconds of the clip, a man in a blue suit entered the room. He extended his hand for a handshake, but Ryan simply stared at him.

  Then he punched him in the face.

  The tape ended as the man in the blue suit fell to the ground, and Leo sent me another email.

  Subject: Re: Re: Atonement Interview

  Penelope,

  The man Ryan assaulted (i.e. the TV host who was supposed to interview him that day) is the son of AJ Aguirre, the CEO of Aguirre Bedding. They supply all our linens at every international property, and we begin negotiations for a renewal term soon. So, surely you can understand why Ryan apologizing for what he did is key to defrosting our relationship with Aguirre.

  Let me know if you need anything else,

  —Leo

  I watched the video a few more times and did a quick info search on AJ Aguirre and his son. Then I looked over the final clauses in the contract once more, confirming that most of the terms were in my firm’s favor.

  “I don’t understand why this is such a hard decision for you, Pen.” Sean plopped down on the chair across from me. “They’re offering to pay you double for half the work in half the time, all for one client. What part do you really need to think about?”

  “The part where I’ve previously slept with this one client and there’s an automatic termination clause in the contract for any fraternization.”

  “You only have to worry about that if you plan on sleeping with him again, and your first time together doesn’t count.” He set his beer on the table. “You don’t want to sleep with him again, right?”

  “Right.” The lie rushed out of my mouth.

  “Well, problem solved. Besides, I highly doubt Ryan Dalton would continue to bring up the fact that you’ve had sex while you’re working for him. Hell, given the fact that he really needs good PR right now, I’m willing to bet he’ll be a complete professional.”

  I poured myself another glass of wine and steered clear of that line of conversation. “You know, the terms of this contract are more than amazing, and six million is more than enough to keep my firm afloat for a long time. And with the money, I can even hire a few part time assistants and outsource some much-needed research help for any incoming clients.”

  “Six million will also allow you to buy me a much-deserved Tesla for Christmas, so thank you in advance.” He joked, but then his tone changed completely. “It would also help you get rid of a certain someone sooner rather than later.”

  “Huh? A certain someone?” I shrugged. “Who are you talking about?”

  “Did the two of you wipe off the bottom of your shoes before coming into the living room today?” Sarah stared at Sean with a panicked look on her face, wielding a tube of wipes.

  “Yes.” Sean uncapped another beer. “I’m pretty sure I did that, Sarah. I also sanitized my hands before grabbing my beers from the fridge and wiped down every surface I touched in the kitchen. Would you like me to start taking showers in your guest bathroom before sitting on the furniture as well?”

  “Would you really do that?” She smiled. “That’s amazing and so very thoughtful of you.”

  Sean shot me a “What the hell?” look and I immediately emailed Leo.

  Subject: Client Representation Offer

  Mr. Dalton,

  I happily accept the terms of your offer and I can start ASAP.

  Penelope Lauren

  THE CLIENT

  RYAN

  Subject: P. Lauren & Associates

  Ryan,

  Penelope has graciously accepted our financial package in exchange for representing you for a limited time. She will officially begin this morning, so PLEASE try to make this work. With the date now set for the global initiative launch, we don’t have room for any unwanted media attention.

  In the interest of not repeating the same thing again, perhaps you should treat her to breakfast so you two can get on the same page and begin this partnership in a different way from all the others.

  Leo

  This partnership has already begun in a different way from all the others ...

  I wasn’t sure how I was going to manage working with Penelope at all, since simply catching sight of her in the lobby this morning was more than enough to get me aroused.

  Shaking the thought of her away, I stepped off the elevator and headed straight to my office. I had enough work this week to keep me completely distracted, but for some reason, my door wouldn’t open. I swiped my keycard against the panel repeatedly, waiting for the light to turn green, but it only flashed an “access not granted” red.

  Annoyed, I walked over to Linda’s desk. “Linda, do you know if IT reset all the key pads last night?”

  She shook her head, not looking up at me. “They didn’t reset the pads.”

  “So, all of your keycards work?”

  She nodded.

  “Well, can I kindly borrow your emergency key to my office so I can get to work, please?”

  “Well, I ... It’s kind of ...” She stuttered, finally looking up. “I don’t have it anymore.”

  “You lost it?”

  “No, it was taken, and your keypad is the only one that’s been re
programmed.” The words rushed out of her mouth. “I told her it was a bad idea and I didn’t want to do it, but she insisted. She even threatened me.”

  “Who is she?”

  She didn’t have to answer that question. At that moment, Penelope stepped off the elevator and walked over to us, her silver heels clacking against my marble floors with her every step.

  “Good morning, Mr. Dalton.” She smiled at me. “It’s good to see you here on time today. I’ve heard that you normally come into work two hours late.”

  “There’s no such thing as late when I’m the goddamn CEO.” I glared at her. “There also shouldn’t be such a thing as getting fired on your first day, but you’re pretty damn close right now. Reprogram my keypad and let me into my office. Now.”

  “No.” She threw my glare right back at me. “I’ve talked to quite a few people in the building over the weekend. They all say that you immediately go to your office when you arrive and you hardly come out and personally talk to them.”

  “That’s not a criminal offense, so reprogram my keypad and let me into my office. Now.”

  “Even though my plan calls for us to fix your outer image for the public ...” she continued talking, “I think it’s quite necessary to work on your inner image as well. So, this morning and every morning for the next ninety days, you are going to personally greet the global department heads that work for you before starting your day. You will also join me for interview preparations in the morning for at least one hour, and then and only then will I allow you to retreat into your office.”

  “Did you just say you would ‘allow’ me?”

  “I don’t believe I stuttered.”

  “Linda,” I said, keeping my eyes on Penelope. “Could you please leave the floor so I can talk to Miss Lauren privately, please?”