Kafka on the Shore

  "No, not yet. I used to talk with cats all the time, but I've never spoken to a stone."

  "Doesn't sound like it'd be too easy."

  "It's very different from talking with a cat."

  "But still, ripping that stone off from a shrine—you sure we won't be cursed or something? That's really bothering me. Taking it's one thing, but dealing with it now that we have it could be a total pain in the butt. Colonel Sanders told me there wouldn't be any curse, but I can't totally trust the guy, you know what I mean?"

  "Colonel Sanders?"

  "There's an old guy by that name. The guy on the Kentucky Fried Chicken ads.

  With the white suit, beard, stupid glasses. You don't know who I mean?"

  "I'm very sorry, but I don't believe I know that person."

  "You don't know Kentucky Fried Chicken? That's kind of unusual. Well, whatever. The old guy's an abstract concept anyway. He's not human, not a god or a Buddha. He doesn't have any shape, but has to take on some sort of appearance, so he just happened to choose the Colonel."

  Nakata looked perplexed and rubbed his salt-and-pepper hair. "I don't understand."

  "Well, to tell you the truth, I don't get it either, though I'm the one spouting off," Hoshino said. "Anyhow, this weird old guy suddenly pops up out of nowhere and rattles off all those things to me. Long story short, the old guy helped me out so I could locate the stone, and I lugged it back here. I'm not trying to win your sympathy or anything, but it was a long, hard night, I can tell you. What I'd really like to do right now is hand the whole thing to you and let you take over."

  "I will."

  "That was quick."

  "Mr. Hoshino?" Nakata said.

  "What?"

  "There's going to be a lot of thunder soon. Let's wait for that."

  "You're telling me the thunder's going to do something to help with the stone?"

  "I don't know for sure, but I'm starting to get that feeling."

  "Thunder, huh? Sounds kind of cool. Okay, we'll wait and see what happens."

  When they got back to their room Hoshino flopped facedown on the futon and switched on the TV. Nothing was on except a bunch of variety shows targeted at housewives, but since there was no other way of killing time, he kept watching, giving a running critique of everything on the screen.

  Nakata, meanwhile, sat in front of the stone, gazing at it, rubbing it, occasionally mumbling. Hoshino couldn't catch what he was saying. For all he knew the old man might actually be talking to the stone.

  After a couple of hours, Hoshino ran out to a nearby convenience store and came back with a sack full of milk and sweet rolls the two of them had for lunch. While they were eating, the maid showed up to clean the room, but Hoshino told her not to bother, they were fine.

  "You're not going out anywhere?" she asked.

  "Nope," he answered. "We've got something to do here."

  "Because there's going to be thunder," Nakata added.

  "Thunder. I see...," the maid said dubiously before she left, looking like she'd rather not have anything more to do with this weird pair.

  Around noon thunder rumbled dully off in the distance, and, as if waiting for a signal, it started sprinkling. Unimpressive thunder, a lazy dwarf trampling on a drum.

  Before long, though, the raindrops grew larger, and it was soon a regular downpour, wrapping the world in a wet, stuffy smell.

  Once the thunder started, the two sat down across from each other, the stone between them, like Indians passing a peace pipe. Nakata was still mumbling to himself, rubbing the stone or his head. Hoshino puffed on a Marlboro and watched.

  "Mr. Hoshino?" Nakata said.

  "What's up?"

  "Would you stay with me for a while?"

  "Sure. I'm not going anywhere in this rain."

  "There's a chance something strange might happen."

  "Are you kidding me?" Hoshino began. "Everything's been strange enough already."

  "Mr. Hoshino?"

  "Yeah."

  "All of a sudden I was wondering—what am I, anyway? What is Nakata?"

  Hoshino pondered this. "That's a tough one. A little out of left field. I mean, I don't even know what I am, so I'm not the guy to ask. Thinking isn't exactly my thing, you know? But I know you're an okay, honest guy. You're out of kilter big-time, but you're somebody I trust. That's why I came with you all the way to Shikoku. I may not be so bright, either, but I do have an eye for people."

  "Mr. Hoshino?"

  "Yeah?"

  "It's not just that I'm dumb. Nakata's empty inside. I finally understand that. Nakata's like a library without a single book. It wasn't always like that. I used to have books inside me. For a long time I couldn't remember, but now I can. I used to be normal, just like everybody else. But something happened and I ended up like a container with nothing inside."

  "Yeah, but if you look at it like that we're all pretty much empty, don't you think? You eat, take a dump, do your crummy job for your lousy pay, and get laid occasionally, if you're lucky. What else is there? Still, you know, interesting things do happen in life—like with us now. I'm not sure why. My grandpa used to say that things never work out like you think they will, but that's what makes life interesting, and that makes sense. If the Chunichi Dragons won every single game, who'd ever watch baseball?"

  "You liked your grandfather a lot, didn't you?"

  "Yeah, I did. If it hadn't been for him I don't know what would've happened to me. He made me feel like I should try and make something of myself. He made me feel—I don't know—connected. That's why I quit the motorcycle gang and joined the Self-Defense Force. Before I knew it, I wasn't getting in trouble anymore."

  "But you know, Mr. Hoshino, Nakata doesn't have anybody. Nothing. I'm not connected at all. I can't read. And my shadow's only half of what it should be."

  "Everybody has their shortcomings."

  "Mr. Hoshino?"

  "Yeah?"

  "If I'd been my normal self, I think I would've lived a very different kind of life. Like my two younger brothers. I would have gone to college, worked in a company, gotten married and had a family, driven a big car, played golf on my days off. But I wasn't normal, so that's why I'm the Nakata I am today. It's too late to do it over. I understand that. But still, even for a short time, I'd like to be a normal Nakata. Up until now there was never anything in particular I wanted to do. I always did what people told me as best I could. Maybe that just became a habit. But now I want to go back to being normal. I want to be a Nakata with his own ideas, his own meaning."

  Hoshino sighed. "If that's what you want, then go for it. Not that I have a clue what a normal Nakata's like."

  "Nakata doesn't either."

  "I just hope it works out. I'll be praying for you—that you can be normal again."

  "Before I get back to being normal, though, there are some things I have to take care of."

  "Like what?"

  "Like Johnnie Walker."

  "Johnnie Walker?" Hoshino said. "Yeah, you mentioned that before. You mean the whisky guy?"

  "Yes. I went to the police right away, and told them about him. I knew I had to report to the Governor, but they wouldn't listen. So I have to find a solution on my own. I have to take care of that before I can be a normal Nakata again. If that's possible."

  "I don't really get it, but I guess you're saying you need this stone to do whatever it is you need to do."

  "That's right. I have to get the other half of my shadow back."

  By this time the thunder was deafening. Lightning zigzagged across the sky, followed, a moment later, by the roar of thunder. The air shook, and the loose windowpanes rattled nervously. Dark clouds capped the whole sky, and it got so dark inside they could barely make out each other's faces. They left the light off, however.

  They were still seated as before, with the stone between them. The rain was lashing down so hard it felt suffocating just to look at it. Each flash of lightning lit up the room for an instant. They didn't say
anything for a while.

  "Okay, but why do you have to have anything to do with this stone, Mr. Nakata?"

  Hoshino asked when the thunder had died down a bit. "Why does it have to be you?"

  "Because I'm the one who's gone in and come out again."

  "I don't follow you."

  "I left here once, and came back again. It happened when Japan was in a big war. The lid came open, and I left here. By chance I came back. That's why I'm not normal, and my shadow's only half of what it was. But then I could talk with cats, though I can't do it well anymore. I can also make things fall from the sky."

  "Like those leeches?"

  "Yes."

  "A pretty unique talent, that's for sure."

  "That's right, not everybody can do it."

  "And that's because you went out and came back again? I guess you really are pretty extraordinary."

  "After I came back I wasn't normal anymore. I couldn't read. And I've never touched a woman."

  "That's hard to believe."

  "Mr. Hoshino?"

  "Yeah?"

  "I'm scared. As I told you, I'm completely empty. Do you know what it means to be completely empty?"

  Hoshino shook his head. "I guess not."

  "Being empty is like a vacant house. An unlocked, vacant house. Anybody can come in, anytime they want. That's what scares me the most. I can make things rain from the sky, but most of the time I don't have any idea what I'm going to make rain next. If it were ten thousand knives, or a huge bomb, or poison gas—I don't know what I'd do.... I could say I'm sorry to everybody, but that wouldn't be enough."

  "You got that right," Hoshino said. "Just apologizing wouldn't cut it. Leeches are bad enough, but those things are even worse."

  "Johnnie Walker went inside Nakata. He made me do things I didn't want to. Johnnie Walker used me, but I didn't have the strength to fight it. Because I don't have anything inside me."

  "Which explains why you want to go back to being a normal Nakata. One with substance?"

  "That's exactly right. I'm not very bright, but I could build furniture, and I did it day after day. I liked making things—desks, chairs, chests. It's nice to make things with nice shapes. Those years I made furniture, I never thought about wanting to be normal again. And there wasn't anyone I knew who tried to get inside me. Nakata never felt afraid of anything. But after meeting Johnnie Walker I got very afraid."

  "So what did this Johnnie Walker make you do after he got inside you?"

  A loud rumble ripped through the sky, and the lightning was close by, by the sound of it. Hoshino's eardrums were stinging from the roar.

  Nakata inclined his head slightly to one side, listening carefully, slowly rubbing the surface of the stone all the while. "He made me shed blood."

  "Blood?"

  "Yes, but it didn't stick to Nakata's hands."

  Hoshino pondered this for a while, puzzled. "Anyway, once you open the entrance stone, all sorts of things will naturally settle back where they're meant to be, right? Like water flowing from high places to low places?"

  Nakata considered this. "It might not be that easy. Nakata's job is to find the entrance stone, and open it. What happens after that, I'm afraid I don't know."

  "Okay, but why's the stone in Shikoku?"

  "The stone is everywhere. Not just in Shikoku. And it doesn't have to be a stone."

  "I don't get it.... If it's everywhere, then you could've done all this back home in Nakano. That would've saved a lot of time and effort."

  Nakata rubbed a palm over his close-cropped hair. "That's a hard question. I've been listening to the stone for a while now but can't understand it all that well yet. But I do think both of us had to come here. We had to cross a big bridge. It wouldn't have worked in Nakano Ward."

  "Can I ask you something else?"

  "Yes."

  "If you do open the entrance stone here, is something amazing going to happen? Like is what's-his-name, that genie, going to pop out like in Aladdin? Or a prince that's been turned into a frog will French-kiss me? Or else we'll be eaten alive by Martians?"

  "Something might happen, but then again maybe nothing. I haven't opened it yet, so I don't know. You can't know until you open it."

  "But it might be dangerous, huh?"

  "Yes, exactly."

  "Jeez." Hoshino pulled a Marlboro out of his pocket and lit it. "My grandpa used to always tell me that my bad point was running off with people I didn't know without thinking what I was doing. I guess I must have always done that. The child's the father of the man, like they say. Anyhow, there's nothing I can do about it now. I've come all this way, and gone to all the trouble of locating the stone, so I can't just head on home without seeing it through. We know it might be dangerous, but what the hell. Why don't we open it up and see what happens? At least it'll make a great story for the grandkids."

  "Nakata has a favor to ask you, Mr. Hoshino."

  "What's that?"

  "Could you pick up the stone?"

  "No problem."

  "It's a lot heavier than when you brought it."

  "I know I'm no Schwarzenegger, but I'm stronger than I look. In the SDF I got second place in our unit's arm-wrestling contest. Plus you've cured my back problems, so I can give it everything I've got."

  Hoshino stood up, grabbed the stone in both hands, and tried to lift it. The stone didn't budge an inch. "You're right, it is a lot heavier," he said, gasping. "A while ago, lifting it up was no problem. Now it feels like it's nailed to the floor."

  "It's the valuable entrance stone, so it can't be moved easily. If it could, that would be a problem."

  "I suppose so."

  Right then a few irregular flashes of light ripped through the sky, and a series of thunderclaps shook the earth to its core. It's like somebody just opened the lid to hell, Hoshino thought. One final clap of thunder boomed nearby and suddenly there was a thick, suffocating silence. The air was damp and stagnant, with a hint of something suspicious, as if countless ears were floating in the air, waiting to pick up a trace of some conspiracy. The two men were frozen, wrapped in the midday darkness. Suddenly the wind picked up again, lashing rain against the window. Thunder rumbled, but not as violently as before. The center of the storm had passed the city.

  Hoshino looked up and swept the room with his eyes. Everything seemed strangely cold and distant, the four walls even more blank than before. The Marlboro butt in the ashtray had turned to ash. He swallowed and brushed the silence from his ears. "Hey, Mr. Nakata?"

  "What is it, Mr. Hoshino?"

  "I feel like I'm having a bad dream."

  "Well, at least we're having the same dream."

  "You're right," Hoshino said, and scratched his earlobe in resignation. "Right you are, right as rain, rain rain go away, come again some other day.... Anyway, that makes me feel better." He then stood up once more, to try to move the stone. He took a deep breath, grabbed it, and focused all his strength in his hands. With a low grunt he managed to lift the stone an inch or two.

  "You moved it a little," Nakata said.

  "So we know it's not nailed down. But I've got to move it more than that, I guess."

  "You need to flip it completely over."

  "Like a pancake."

  Nakata nodded "That's right. Pancakes are one of Nakata's favorites."

  "Glad to hear it. So they have pancakes in hell, huh? Anyway, let me give it one more try. I think I can flip this thing over."

  Hoshino closed his eyes and summoned up every ounce of strength, concentrating it on this one action. This is it! he told himself. Now or never!

  He got a good grip, carefully tightened it, then took a huge breath, let out a gut-wrenching yell, and all at once lifted the stone, holding it in the air at a forty-five-degree angle. That was the limit of his strength. Somehow, he was able to hold it in that position. He gasped, his whole body aching, his bones and muscles and nerves screaming in pain, but he wasn't about to give up. He took in one last deep brea
th and gave out a battle cry, but couldn't hear his own voice. He had no idea what he was saying. Eyes shut tight, he managed to drag out a strength he never knew he had, strength that should have been beyond him. Lack of oxygen made everything go white.

  One after another his nerves snapped like popping fuses. He couldn't see or hear a thing, or even think. There wasn't enough air. Still, he inched the stone upward and, with a final yell, tipped it over. He lost his grip, and the weight of the stone itself flipped it over.

  A massive thud rattled the room as if the whole building was shaking.

  The recoil sent Hoshino tumbling backward. He lay there, sprawled faceup on the tatami, gasping for air, his head filled with soft mud whirling round and round. I don't think, he thought, I'll ever lift something this heavy again as long as I live. (Later on, though, it turned out that this prediction was overly optimistic.)

  "Mr. Hoshino?"

  "Wh—what?"

  "The entrance opened up, thanks to you."

  "You know something, Gramps? I mean, Mr. Nakata?"

  "What is it?"

  Faceup, eyes still shut, Hoshino took another long, deep breath and exhaled. "It better have opened up. Otherwise I killed myself for nothing."

  Chapter 33

  I get the library all ready to open up before Oshima arrives. Vacuum all the floors, wipe the windows, clean the restroom, wipe off all the chairs and desks. Spray the banister, polish it up nicely. Carefully dust the stained glass on the landing. Sweep the garden, switch on the AC in the reading room and the storeroom's dehumidifier. Make coffee, sharpen pencils. A deserted library in the morning—there's something about it that really gets to me. All possible words and ideas are there, resting quietly. I want to do what I can to preserve this place, keep it neat and tidy. Sometimes I come to a halt and gaze at all the silent books on the stacks, reach out and touch the spines of a few. At ten-thirty, as always, the Mazda Miata roars into the parking lot and Oshima appears, looking a little sleepy. We chat for a while till it's time to open up.

  "If it's okay, I'd like to go out for a while," I tell him right after we open up.

  "Where to?"

  "I need to go to the gym and work out. I haven't gotten any exercise for a while."