The Sirens of Titan

  Old Salo picked up the message again from Rumfoord's contour chair. It was written on a thin square of aluminum. The message was a single dot.

  "Would you like to know how I have been used, how my life has been wasted?" he said. "Would you like to know what the message is that I have been carrying for almost half a million Earthling years--the message I am supposed to carry for eighteen million more years?"

  He held out the square of aluminum in a cupped foot.

  "A dot," he said.

  "A single dot," he said.

  "The meaning of a dot in Tralfamadorian," said Old Salo, "is--

  "Greetings."

  The little machine from Tralfamadore, having delivered this message to himself, to Constant, to Beatrice, and to Chrono over a distance of one hundred and fifty thousand light years, bounded abruptly out of the courtyard and onto the beach outside.

  He killed himself out there. He took himself apart and threw his parts in all directions.

  Chrono went out on the beach alone, wandered thoughtfully among Salo's parts. Chrono had always known that his good-luck piece had extraordinary powers and extraordinary meanings.

  And he had always suspected that some superior creature would eventually come to claim the good-luck piece as his own. It was in the nature of truly effective good-luck pieces that human beings never really owned them.

  They simply took care of them, had the benefit of them, until the real owners, the. superior owners, came along.

  Chrono did not have a sense of futility and disorder.

  Everything seemed in apple-pie order to him.

  And the boy himself participated fitly in that perfect order.

  He took his good-luck piece from his pocket, dropped it without regret to the sand, dropped it among Salo's scattered parts.

  Sooner or later, Chrono believed, the magical forces of the Universe would put everything back together again.

  They always did.

  epilogue

  REUNION WITH STONY

  "You are tired, so very tired, Space Wanderer, Malachi, Unk. Stare at the faintest star, Earthling, and think how heavy your limbs are growing."

  --SALO

  There isn't much more to tell.

  Malachi Constant grew to be an old man on Titan.

  Beatrice Rumfoord grew to be an old woman on Titan.

  They died peacefully, died within twenty-four hours of each other. They died in their seventy-fourth years.

  Only the Titanic bluebirds know for sure what happened, finally, to Chrono, their son.

  When Malachi Constant turned seventy-four years old, he was crusty, sweet, and bandy-legged. He was totally bald, and went naked most of the time, wearing nothing but a neatly-trimmed, white vandyke beard.

  He lived in Salo's grounded space ship, had been living there for thirty years.

  Constant had not tried to fly the space ship. He hadn't dared to touch a single control. The controls of Salo's ship were far more complex than those of a Martian ship. Salo's dash panel offered Constant two hundred and seventy-three knobs, switches, and buttons, each with a Tralfamadorian inscription or calibration. The controls were anything but a hunch-player's delight in a Universe composed of one-trillionth part matter to one decillion parts black velvet futility.

  Constant had tinkered with the ship only to the extent of finding out gingerly if, as Rumfoord had said, Chrono's good-luck piece really would serve as a part of the power plant.

  Superficially, at any rate, the good-luck piece would. There was an access door to the ship's power plant that had plainly leaked smoke at one time. Constant opened it, found a sooty compartment within. And under the soot were smudged bearings and cams that related to nothing.

  Constant was able to slip the holes in Chrono's good-luck piece onto those bearings and between the cams. The good-luck piece conformed to close tolerances and surrounding clearances in a way that would have pleased a Swiss machinist.

  Constant had many hobbies that helped him to pass the balmy time in the salubrious clime of Titan.

  His most interesting hobby was puttering around with Salo, the dismantled Tralfamadorian messenger. Constant spent thousands of hours trying to get Salo back together and going again.

  So far, he had had no luck.

  When Constant first undertook the reconstruction of the little Tralfamadorian, it had been with the express hope that Salo would then agree to fly young Chrono back to Earth.

  Constant wasn't eager to fly back to Earth, and neither was his mate Beatrice. But Constant and Beatrice had agreed that their son, with most of his life ahead of him, should live that life with busy and jolly contemporaries on Earth.

  By the time Constant was seventy-four, however, getting young Chrono back to Earth was no longer a pressing problem. Young Chrono was no longer particularly young. He was forty-two. And he had made such a thorough and specialized adjustment on Titan that it would have been cruel in the extreme to send him anywhere else.

  At the age of seventeen, young Chrono had run away from his palatial home to join the Titanic bluebirds, the most admirable creatures on Titan. Chrono now lived among their nests by the Kazak pools. He wore their feathers and sat on their eggs and shared their food and spoke their language.

  Constant never saw Chrono. Sometimes, late at night, he would hear Chrono's cries. Constant did not answer the cries. The cries were for nothing and nobody on Titan.

  They were for Phoebe, a passing moon.

  Sometimes, when Constant was out gathering Titanic strawberries or the speckled, two-pound eggs of the Titanic plover, he would come upon a little shrine made of sticks and stones in a clearing. Chrono made hundreds of these shrines.

  The elements in the shrines were always the same. One large stone was at the center, representing Saturn. A wooden hoop made of a green twig was placed around it--to represent Saturn's rings. And beyond the rings were small stones to represent the nine moons. The largest of these satellite stones was Titan. And there was always the feather of a Titanic bluebird under it.

  The marks on the ground made it clear that young Chrono, no longer so young, spent hours moving the elements of the system about.

  When old Malachi Constant found one of his strange son's shrines in a state of neglect, he would tidy it up as best he could. Constant would weed it and rake it, and make a new twig ring for the stone that was Saturn. He would put a fresh bluebird feather under the stone that was Titan.

  Tidying up the shrines was as close, spiritually, as Constant could get to his son.

  He respected what his son was trying to do with religion.

  And sometimes, when Constant gazed at a refurbished shrine, he moved the elements of his own life about experimentally--but he did it in his head. At such times he was likely to reflect in melancholy on two things in particular--his murder of Stony Stevenson, his best and only friend, and his winning, so late in life, the love of Beatrice Rumfoord.

  Constant never found out whether Chrono knew who tidied up the shrines. Chrono may have thought his god or gods were doing it.

  It was all so sad. But it was all so beautiful, too.

  Beatrice Rumfoord lived alone in Rumfoord's Taj Mahal. Her contacts with Chrono were far more harrowing than Constant's. At unpredictable intervals, Chrono would swim out to the palace, dress himself from Rumfoord's wardrobe, announce that it was his mother's birthday, and spend the day in indolent, sullen, reasonably civilized discourse.

  At the end of such a day, Chrono would rage at the clothes and his mother and civilization. He would tear off the clothes, scream like a bluebird, and dive into the Winston Sea.

  When Beatrice had suffered through one of these birthday parties, she would thrust an oar into the sand of the beach that faced the nearest shore, and she would fly a white sheet from it.

  It was a signal for Malachi Constant, begging him please to come at once, to help her calm down.

  And when Constant arrived in response to the signal of distress, Beatrice always comfor
ted herself with the same words.

  "At least," she would say, "he isn't a mama's boy. And at least he had the greatness of soul to join the noblest, most beautiful creatures in sight."

  The white sheet, the signal of distress, was flying now.

  Malachi Constant put out from shore in a dugout canoe. The gilded rowboat that had come with the palace had long since been sunk by dry rot.

  Constant was wearing an old blue wool bathrobe that had once belonged to Rumfoord. He had found it in the palace, had taken it when his Space Wanderer's suit wore out. It was his only garment, and he wore it only when he went calling on Beatrice.

  Constant had in the dugout canoe with him six plovers' eggs, two quarts of wild Titanic strawberries, a three-gallon peat crock of fermented daisy milk, a bushel of daisy seeds, eight books he had borrowed from the forty-thousand-volume library in the palace, and a home-made broom and a home-made shovel.

  Constant was self-sufficient. He raised or gathered or made everything he needed. This satisfied him enormously.

  Beatrice was not dependent on Constant. Rumfoord had stocked the Taj Mahal lavishly with Earthling food and Earthling liquor. Beatrice had plenty to eat and drink, and always would have.

  Constant was bringing native foods to Beatrice because he was so proud of his skills as a woodsman and husbandman. He liked to show off his skills as a provider.

  It was a compulsion.

  Constant had his broom and shovel along in the dugout canoe because Beatrice's palace was always a broom-and-shovel mess. Beatrice did no cleaning, so Constant got rid of the worst of the refuse whenever he paid her a visit.

  Beatrice Rumfoord was a springy, one-eyed, gold-toothed, brown old lady--as lean and tough as a chair slat. But the class of the damaged and roughly-used old lady showed through.

  To anyone with a sense of poetry, mortality, and wonder, Malachi Constant's proud, high-cheekboned mate was as handsome as a human being could be.

  She was probably a little crazy. On a moon with only two other people on it, she was writing a book called The True Purpose of Life in the Solar System. It was a refutation of Rumfoord's notion that the purpose of human life in the Solar System was to get a grounded messenger from Tralfamadore on his way again.

  Beatrice began the book after her son left her to join the bluebirds. The manuscript so far, written in longhand, occupied thirty-eight cubic feet inside the Taj Mahal.

  Every time Constant visited her, she read aloud her latest additions to the manuscript.

  She was reading out loud now, sitting in Rumfoord's old contour chair while Constant puttered about the courtyard. She was wearing a pink and white chenille bedspread that had come with the palace. Worked into the tufts of the bedspread was the message, God does not care.

  It had been Rumfoord's own personal bedspread.

  On and on Beatrice read, spinning arguments against the importance of the forces of Tralfamadore.

  Constant did not listen attentively. He simply enjoyed Beatrice's voice, which was strong and triumphant. He was down in a manhole by the pool, turning a valve that would drain the water out. The water of the pool had been turned into something like cream of pea soup by Titanic algae. Every time Constant visited Beatrice he fought a losing battle against the prolific green murk.

  "'I would be the last to deny,'" said Beatrice, reading her own work out loud, "'that the forces of Tralfamadore have had something to do with the affairs of Earth. However, those persons who have served the interests of Tralfamadore have served them in such highly personalized ways that Tralfamadore can be said to have had practically nothing to do with the case.'"

  Constant, down in the manhole, put his ear to the valve he had opened. From the sound of it, the water was draining slowly.

  Constant swore. One of the vital pieces of information that had disappeared with Rumfoord and died with Salo was how they had managed, in their time, to keep the pool so crystal clean. Ever since Constant had taken over maintenance of the pool, the algae had been building up. The pool's bottoms and sides were lined with a blanket of viscid slime, and the three statues in the middle, the three Sirens of Titan, were under a mucilaginous hump.

  Constant knew of the significance of the three sirens in his life. He had read about it--both in the Pocket History of Mars and The Winston Niles Rumfoord Authorized Revised Bible. The three great beauties didn't mean so much to him now, really, except to remind him that sex had once bothered him.

  Constant climbed out of the manhole. "Drains slower every time," he said to Beatrice. "I don't guess I can put off digging up the pipes much longer."

  "That so?" said Beatrice, looking up from her writing.

  "That's so," said Constant.

  "Well--you do whatever needs to be done," said Beatrice.

  "That's the story of my life," said Constant.

  "I just had an idea that ought to go in the book," said Beatrice, "if I can just keep it from getting away."

  "I'll hit it with a shovel, if it comes this way," said Constant.

  "Don't say anything for a minute," said Beatrice. "Just let me get it straight in my head." She stood, and went into the entry of the palace to escape the distractions of Constant and the rings of Saturn.

  She looked long at a large oil painting hanging on the entry wall. It was the only painting in the palace. Constant had had it brought all the way from Newport.

  It was a painting of an immaculate little girl in white, holding the reins of a white pony all her own.

  Beatrice knew who the little girl was. The painting was labeled with a brass plate that said, Beatrice Rumfoord as a Young Girl.

  It was quite a contrast--between the little girl in white and the old lady looking at her.

  Beatrice suddenly turned her back on the painting, walked out into the courtyard again. The idea she wanted to add to her book was straight in her mind now.

  "The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody," she said, "would be to not be used for anything by anybody."

  The thought relaxed her. She lay down on Rumfoord's old contour chair, looked up at the appallingly beautiful rings of Saturn--at Rumfoord's Rainbow.

  "Thank you for using me," she said to Constant, "even though I didn't want to be used by anybody."

  "You're welcome," said Constant.

  He began to sweep the courtyard. The litter he was sweeping was a mixture of sand, which had blown in from the outside, daisy-seed hulls, Earthling peanut hulls, empty cans of boned chicken, and discarded wads of manuscript paper. Beatrice subsisted mostly on daisy seeds, peanuts, and boned chicken because she didn't have to cook them, because she didn't even have to interrupt her writing in order to eat them.

  She could eat with one hand and write with the other--and, more than anything else in life, she wanted to get everything written down.

  With his sweeping half done, Constant paused to see how the pool was draining.

  It was draining slowly. The slimy green hump that covered the three Sirens of Titan was just breaking the descending surface.

  Constant leaned over the open manhole, listened to the water sounds.

  He heard the music of the pipes. And he heard something else, too.

  He heard the absence of a familiar and a beloved sound.

  His mate Beatrice wasn't breathing any more.

  Malachi Constant buried his mate in Titanic peat on the shore of the Winston Sea. She was buried where there were no statues.

  Malachi Constant said good-by to her when the sky was filled with Titanic bluebirds. There must have been ten thousand, at least, of the great and noble birds.

  They made night of day, made the air quake with their beating wings.

  Not one bird cried out.

  And in that night in the midst of day, Chrono, the son of Beatrice and Malachi, appeared on a knoll overlooking the new grave. He wore a feather cape which he flapped like wings.

  He was gorgeous and strong.

  "Thank you, Mother and Father," he shouted, "
for the gift of life. Good-by!"

  He was gone, and the birds went with him.

  Old Malachi Constant went back to the palace with a heart as heavy as a cannonball. What drew him back to that sad place was a wish to leave it in good order.

  Sooner or later, someone else would come.

  The palace should be neat and clean and ready for them. The palace should speak well of the former tenant.

  Around Rumfoord's worn contour chair were the plovers' eggs and wild Titanic strawberries, and the crock of fermented daisy milk and the basket of daisy seeds that Constant had given to Beatrice. They were perishables. They would not last until the next tenant came.

  These Constant put back in his dugout canoe.

  He didn't need them. Nobody needed them.

  As he straightened up his old back from the canoe, he saw Salo, the little messenger from Tralfamadore, walking across the water toward him.

  "How do you do," said Constant.

  "How do you do," said Salo. "Thank you for putting me back together again."

  "I didn't think I did it right," said Constant. "I couldn't get a peep out of you."

  "You did it right," said Salo. "I just couldn't make up my mind whether or not I wanted to peep." He let the air out of his feet with a hiss. "I guess I'll be moseying along," he said.

  "You're going to deliver your message after all?" said Constant.

  "Anybody who has traveled this far on a fool's errand," said Salo, "has no choice but to uphold the honor of fools by completing the errand."

  "My mate died today," said Constant.

  "Sorry," said Salo. "I would say, 'Is there anything I can do?'--but Skip once told me that that was the most hateful and stupid expression in the English language."

  Constant rubbed his hands together. The only company he had left on Titan was whatever company his right hand could be for his left. "I miss her," he said.

  "You finally fell in love, I see," said Salo.

  "Only an Earthling year ago," said Constant. "It took us that long to realize that a purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved."

  "If you or your son would like a ride back to Earth," said Salo, "it wouldn't be much out of my way."

  "My boy joined the bluebirds," said Constant.

  "Good for him!" said Salo. "I'd join them, if they'd have me."

  "Earth," said Constant wonderingly.