The Difference Engine

  Mallory sat in a chair. “The Cheyenne don’t have names as we do. Especially not their women.”

  “She must have been called something.”

  “Well, sometimes she was called Widow-of-Red-Blanket, and sometimes she was called Mother-of-Spotted-Snake, or Mother-of-Lame-Horse. But I couldn’t swear to any of those names, actually. We had this drunken half-breed Frenchie with us as interpreter, and he lied like a cur.”

  Disraeli was disappointed. “You never spoke directly to her, then?”

  “I don’t know. I got to where I could manage pretty well with the hand-signs. Her name was Wak-see-nee-ha-wah, or Wak-nee-see-wah-ha, something much like that.”

  “How would it be if I call her ‘Prairie Maiden’?”

  “Dizzy, she was a widow. She had two grown children. She was missing some teeth and was lean as a wolf.”

  Disraeli sighed. “You’re not co-operating, Mallory.”

  “All right.” Mallory tugged his beard. “She was a good seamstress; you could say that. We won her, ah, friendship, by giving her needles. Steel needles, rather than bison-bone splinters. And glass beads, of course. They all want glass beads.”

  “ ‘Shy at first, Prairie Flower was won over by her innate love for feminine accomplishments,’ ” Disraeli said, scribbling.

  Disraeli teased at the edges of the matter, bit by bit, as Mallory squirmed in his chair.

  It was nothing like the truth. The truth could not be written on civilized paper. Mallory had put the whole squalid business successfully out of his mind. But he had not forgotten it, not really. As Disraeli sat scribbling his sentimental treacle, the truth surged back at Mallory with savage vividness.

  It was snowing outside the conical tents and the Cheyenne were drunk. Whooping howling drunken pandemonium, because the wretches had no real idea what liquor was; for them it was a poison and an incubus. They pranced and staggered like bedlamites, firing their rifles into the empty American heavens, and they fell on the frozen ground in the grip of visions, showing nothing but the whites of eyes. Once they had started, they would go on for hours.

  Mallory had not wanted to go in to the widow. He had fought the temptation for many days, but the time had finally come when he realized it would do his soul less damage to simply get the business over with. So he had drunk two inches from one of the whiskey bottles, two inches of cheap Birmingham rotgut, shipped over with the rifles. He had gone inside the tent where the widow sat crouched in her blankets and leathers over the dung-fire. The two children left, their round brown faces squinting bleakly against the wind.

  Mallory showed her a new needle, and did the business with his hands, lewd gestures. The widow nodded, with the exaggerated wobble of someone to whom a nod was a foreign language, and slid back into her nest of hides, and lay on her back with her legs spread, and stretched her arms up. Mallory climbed up over her, got under the blankets with her, pulled his taut and aching member out of his trousers, and forced it between her legs. He had thought it would be over with quickly, and perhaps without much shame, but it was too strange and upsetting to him. The rutting went on for a long time, and finally she began to look at him with a kind of querulous shyness, and plucked curiously at the hair of his beard. And at last the warmth, the sweet friction, the rank animal smell of her, thawed something in him, and he spent long and hard, spent inside her, though he had not meant to do that. The three other times he went to her, later, he withdrew, and did not risk getting the poor creature with child. He was very sorry he had done it even once. But if she was with child when they left, the odds were great that it was not his at all, but one of the other men’s.

  At length Disraeli moved on to other matters and things became more easy. But Mallory left Disraeli’s rooms full of bitter confusion. It was not Disraeli’s flowery prose that had stirred up the devil in him, but the savage power of his own memories. The vital animus had returned with a vengeance. He was stiff and restless with lust, and felt out of his own command. He had not had a woman since Canada, and the French girl in Toronto had not seemed wholly clean. He needed a woman, badly. An Englishwoman, some country girl with solid white legs and fat fair freckled arms.…

  Mallory made his way back to Fleet Street. Out in the open air, his eyes began to smart almost at once. There was no sign of Fraser in the hustling crowds. The gloom of the day was truly extraordinary. It was scarcely noon, but the dome of St. Paul’s was shrouded in filthy mist. Great rolling wads of oily fog hid the spires and the giant bannered adverts of Ludgate Hill. Fleet Street was a high-piled clattering chaos, all whip-cracking, steam-snorting, shouting. The women on the pavements crouched under soot-stained parasols and walked half-bent, and men and women alike clutched kerchiefs to their eyes and noses. Men and boys lugged family carpetbags and rubber-handled traveling-cases, their cheery straw boaters already speckled with detritus. A crowded excursion-train chugged past on the spidery elevated track of the London, Chatham & Dover, its cloud of cindered exhaust hanging in the sullen air like a banner of filth.

  Mallory studied the sky. The thready jellyfish mess of rising smoke was gone now, swallowed in a looming opaque fog. Here and there, gray flakes of something like snow were settling delicately over Fleet Street. Mallory examined one that lit on his jacket-sleeve, a strange slaggy flake of crystallized grit. At his touch it burst into the finest ash.

  Fraser was shouting at him from beneath a lamp-post across the street. “Dr. Mallory!” Fraser beckoned in a manner that was, for him, remarkably animated; Mallory realized belatedly that Fraser had likely been shouting at him for some time.

  Mallory fought and dodged his way across the traffic: cabs, carts, a large stumbling herd of bleating, wheezing sheep. The effort of it set him gasping.

  Two strangers stood beneath the lamp-post with Fraser, both their faces tightly swathed with white kerchiefs. The taller fellow had been breathing through his kerchief for some time, for the cloth beneath his nose was stained yellow-brown. “Take ’em off, lads,” Fraser commanded. Sullenly, the two strangers tugged their kerchiefs below their chins.

  “The Coughing Gent!” Mallory said, stunned.

  “Permit me,” Fraser said wryly. “This is Mr. J. C. Tate, and this is his partner, Mr. George Velasco. They style themselves confidential agents, or something of the sort.” Fraser’s mouth grew thinner, became something almost like a smile. “I believe you gents have already met Dr. Edward Mallory.”

  “We know ’im,” Tate said. There was a swollen purple bruise on the side of Tate’s jaw. The kerchief had hidden it. “Bloody lunatic, he is! Violent bloody maniac, as ought to be in Bedlam.”

  “Mr. Tate was an officer on our metropolitan force,” Fraser said, fixing Tate with a leaden stare. “Till he lost the post.”

  “I resigned!” Tate declared. “I quit on principle, as there’s no way to get justice done in the public police in London, and you know that as well as I do, Ebenezer Fraser.”

  “As for Mr. Velasco, he’s one of your would-be dark-lantern men,” Fraser said mildly. “Father came to London as a Spanish royalist refugee, but our young Mr. George is apt to turn his hand to anything—false passports, keyhole-peering, blackjacking prominent savants in the street.…”

  “I am a native-born British citizen,” said the swarthy little half-breed, with an ugly glare at Mallory.

  “Don’t put on airs, Fraser,” Tate said. “You walked a beat same as me, and if you’re a big brass-hat now, it’s only so you can sit on dirty scandals for the Government. Clap the darbies on us, Fraser! Take us into custody! Do your worst! I’ve my own friends, you know.”

  “I won’t let Dr. Mallory hit you, Tate. Stop worrying. But do tell us why you’ve been dogging him.”

  “Professional confidentiality,” Tate protested. “Can’t nark on a patron.”

  “Don’t be a fool,” Fraser said.

  “Your gentleman here is a bloody murderer! Had his rival gutted like a fish!”

  “I did no such thing,” Mal
lory said. “I’m a Royal Society scholar, not some back-alley conspirator!”

  Tate and Velasco exchanged glances of amazed skepticism. Velasco began to snicker helplessly.

  “What’s so amusing?” Mallory said.

  “They were hired by one of your colleagues,” Fraser said. “This is a Royal Society intrigue. Is that not so, Mr. Tate?”

  “I told you I ain’t tellin’,” Tate said.

  “Is it the Commission on Free Trade?” Mallory demanded. No answer. “Is it Charles Lyell?”

  Tate rolled his smoke-reddened eyes and elbowed Velasco in the ribs. “He’s as pure as the snow, your Dr. Mallory is, just as you say, Fraser.” He wiped his face with his stained kerchief. “Things’ve come to a pretty pass, damn it all, with London stinking to perdition and the country in the hands of learned lunatics with too much money and hearts of stone!”

  Mallory felt the strong impulse to give the insolent rascal another sharp taste of the fist, but with a swift effort of will he throttled the useless instinct. He stroked his beard with a professorial air, and smiled on Tate, coldly and deliberately.

  “Whoever your employer may be,” Mallory said, “he shan’t be very happy that Mr. Fraser and I have found you out.”

  Tate watched Mallory narrowly, saying nothing. Velasco put his hands in his pockets and looked ready to sidle off at any moment.

  “We may have come to blows earlier,” Mallory said, “but I pride myself that I can rise above a natural resentment, and see our situation objectively! Now that you’ve lost the cover of deceit under which you have been stalking me, you’re of no use to your patron anymore. Is that not so?”

  “What if it is?” Tate asked.

  “The two of you might still be of considerable use to a certain Ned Mallory. What is he paying you, this fancy patron fellow?”

  “Have a care, Mallory,” Fraser warned.

  “If you’ve watched me at all closely, you must be aware that I’m a generous man,” Mallory insisted.

  “Five shillings a day,” Tate muttered.

  “Each,” Velasco put in. “Plus expenses.”

  “They’re lying,” Fraser said.

  “I’ll have five golden guineas waiting for you, in my rooms at the Palace of Paleontology, at the end of this week,” Mallory promised. “In exchange for that sum, I want you to treat your former patron exactly as you’ve treated me—simple poetic justice, as it were! Stalk him secretly, wherever he goes, and tell me everything he does. That’s what you were hired for, is it not?”

  “More or less,” Tate admitted. “We might think about that, squire, if you gave us that tin on deposit.”

  “I might give you some part of the money,” Mallory allowed. “But then you must give me information on deposit.”

  Velasco and Tate looked hard at one another. “Give us a moment to confer about it.” The two private detectives wandered away through the jostle of sidewalk traffic and sought shelter in the leeway of an iron-fenced obelisk.

  “Those two aren’t worth five guineas in a year,” Fraser said.

  “I suppose they are vicious rascals,” Mallory agreed, “but it scarcely matters what they are, Fraser. I’m after what they know.”

  Tate returned at length, the kerchief back over his face. “Cove name of Peter Foulke,” he said, his voice muffled. “I wouldn’t have said that—wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me—only the bugger puts on airs and orders us about like a bloody Lordship. Don’t trust our integrity. Don’t trust us to act in his interests. Don’t seem to think we know how to do our own job.”

  “To hell with him,” Velasco said. Stuck between kerchief and derby-brim, the spit-curls on his cheeks stuck out like greased wings. “Velasco and Tate don’t cross the Specials for any Peter bloody Foulke.”

  Mallory offered Tate a crisp pound-note from his book. Tate looked it over, folded it between his fingers with a card-sharper’s dexterity, and made it vanish. “Another of those for my friend here, to seal the deal?”

  “I suspected it was Foulke all along,” Mallory said.

  “Then here’s something you don’t know, squire,” Tate said. “We ain’t the only ones dogging you. While you hoof along like an elephant, talking to yourself, there’s this flash cove and his missus on your heels, three days in the last five.”

  Fraser spoke up sharply. “But not today, eh?”

  Tate chuckled behind his kerchief. “Reckon they saw you and hooked it, Fraser. That vinegar phiz of yours would make ’em hedge off, sure. Jumpy as cats, those two.”

  “Do they know you saw them?” Fraser said.

  “They ain’t stupid, Fraser. They’re up and flash. He’s a racing-cove or I miss my guess, and she’s a high-flyer. The dolly tried talking velvet to Velasco here, wanted to know who hired us.” Tate paused. “We didn’t say.”

  “What did they say about themselves?” Fraser said sharply.

  “She said she was Francis Rudwick’s sister,” Velasco said. “Investigating her brother’s murder. Said that straight out, without my asking.”

  “Of course we didn’t believe that cakey talk,” Tate said. “She don’t look a bit like Rudwick. Nice-looking bit o’ muslin, though. Sweet face, red hair, more likely she was Rudwick’s convenient.”

  “She’s a murderess!” Mallory said.

  “Funny thing, squire, that’s just what she says about you.”

  “Do you know where to find them?” Fraser asked.

  Tate shook his head.

  “We could look,” Velasco offered.

  “Why don’t you do that while you follow Foulke,” Mallory said, in a burst of inspiration. “I have a notion they might all be in league somehow.”

  “Foulke’s away in Brighton,” Tate said. “Couldn’t abide the Stink—delicate sensibilities. And if we’re to go to Brighton, Velasco and I could do with the railway fare—expenses, you know.”

  “Bill me,” Mallory said. He gave Velasco a pound-note.

  “Dr. Mallory wants that bill fully itemized,” Fraser said. “With receipts.”

  “Right and fly, squire,” Tate said. He touched the brim of his hat with a copper’s salute. “Delighted to serve the interests of the nation.”

  “And keep a civil tongue in your head, Tate.”

  Tate ignored him, and leered at Mallory. “You’ll be hearing from us, squire.”

  Fraser and Mallory watched them go. “I reckon you’re out two pounds,” Fraser said. “You’ll never see those two again.”

  “Cheap at the price, perhaps,” Mallory said.

  “No it ain’t, sir. There’s far cheaper ways.”

  “At least I shan’t be coshed from behind any longer.”

  “No, sir, not by them.”

  Mallory and Fraser ate gritty sandwiches of turkey and bacon from a glass-sided hot-cart. They were once again unable to hire a cabriolet. None were visible in the street. The underground stations were all closed, with angry sand-hog pickets shouting foul abuse at passers-by.

  The day’s second appointment, in Jermyn Street, was a severe disappointment to Mallory. He had come to the Museum to confer about his speech, but Mr. Keats, the Royal Society kinotropist, had sent a telegram declaring himself very ill, and Huxley had been dragooned into some committee of savant Lordships meeting to consider the emergency. Mallory could not even manage to cancel his speech, as Disraeli had suggested, for Mr. Trenham Reeks declared himself unable to make such a decision without Huxley’s authority, and Huxley himself had left no forwarding address or telegram-number.

  To add salt to the wound, the Museum of Practical Geology was almost deserted, the cheery crowds of schoolchildren and natural-history enthusiasts depleted to a few poor sullen wretches clearly come in for the sake of cleaner air and some escape from the heat. They slouched and loitered under the towering skeleton of the Leviathan as if they longed to crack its mighty bones and suck the marrow.

  There was nothing for it but to tramp back to the Palace of Paleontology and prepare for th
e night’s dinner with the Young Men’s Agnostic Association. The Y.M.A.A. were a savantry student-group. Mallory, as lion of the evening, would be expected to make a few after-dinner remarks. He’d been quite looking forward to the event, as the Y.M.A.A. were a jolly lot, not at all as pompous as their respectable name might suggest, and the all-male company would allow him to make a few unbuttoned jests suitable for young bachelors. Mallory had heard several such, from “Dizzy” Disraeli, that he thought very good indeed. But now he wondered how many of his erstwhile hosts were left in London, or how the young men might manage to gather together, if they were still so inclined, and worst yet, what the dining might be like in the upstairs room of the Black Friar pub, which was near Blackfriars Bridge and just upwind of the Thames.

  The streets were visibly emptying. Shop after shop bore CLOSED signs. Mallory had hoped to find a barber to trim his hair and beard, but he’d had no such luck. London’s citizenry had fled, or gone to earth behind tight-closed windows. Smoke had settled to ground-level and mixed with a foetid fog, a yellow pea-soup of it everywhere, and it was difficult to see the length of a half-block. The rare pedestrians emerged from obscurity like well-dressed ghosts. Fraser led the way, uncomplaining and unerring, and Mallory supposed that the veteran copper could have led them through the London streets blindfolded, with near as much ease. They wore their kerchiefs over their faces now. It seemed a sensible precaution, though it rather bothered Mallory that Fraser now seemed gagged as well as reticent.

  “The kinotropes are the sticking-point,” Mallory opined, as they tramped up the Brompton Road, the spires of its scientific palaces obscured by foetor. “It wasn’t like this before I left England. Two years ago the damned things were nowhere near so common. Now I’m not allowed to give a public speech without one.” He coughed. “It gave me a turn to see that long panel back in Fleet Street, mounted in front of the Evening Telegraph, clacking away like sixty, over the heads of the crowd! ‘Trains Closed As Sand-Hogs Strike,’ the thing said, ‘Parliament Decries State of Thames.’ ”