The Chocolate War
Brother Leon’s grip was tight on the piece of chalk. Caroni noticed how his knuckles were almost as white as the chalk itself. He waited for the teacher to continue. But there was only silence. Caroni watched the chalk in Brother Leon’s hands, the way the teacher pressed it, rolled it, his fingers like the legs of pale spiders with a victim in their clutch.
“But it’s all rewarding,” Leon went on. How was it that his voice was so cool when the hand holding the chalk was so tense, the veins sticking out, as if threatening to burst through the flesh?
“Rewarding?” Caroni had lost the thread of Brother Leon’s thought.
“The chocolate sale,” Leon said.
And the chalk split in his hand.
“For instance,” Leon said, dropping the pieces and opening the ledger that was so familiar to everyone at Trinity, the ledger in which the daily sales were recorded. “Let me see—you have done fine in the sale, David. Eighteen boxes sold. Fine. Fine. Not only are you an excellent scholar but you possess school spirit.”
Caroni blushed with pleasure—it was impossible for him to resist a compliment, even when he was all mixed up as he certainly was at the moment. All this talk of exams and teachers getting tired and making mistakes and now the chocolate sale … and the two pieces of broken chalk abandoned on the desk, like white bones, dead men’s bones.
“If everyone did his part like you, David, the sale would be an instant success. Of course, not everyone has your spirit, David …”
Caroni wasn’t sure what tipped him off. Maybe the way Brother Leon paused at this point. Maybe the entire conversation, all of it off-key somehow. Or maybe the chalk in Brother Leon’s hands, the way he had snapped it in two while his voice remained cool and easy—which was the phony thing: the hand holding the chalk, all tense and nervous, or the cool, easy voice?
“Take Renault, for instance,” Brother Leon continued. “Funny thing about him, isn’t it?”
And Caroni knew. He found himself staring into the moist watchful eyes of the teacher and in a blinding flash he knew what this was all about, what was happening, what Brother Leon was doing, the reason for this little conversation after school. A headache began to assert itself above his right eye, the pain digging into his flesh—migraine. His stomach lurched sickeningly. Were teachers like everyone else, then? Were teachers as corrupt as the villains you read about in books or saw in movies and television? He’d always worshiped his teachers, had thought of becoming a teacher himself someday if he could overcome his shyness. But now—this. The pain grew in intensity, throbbing in his forehead.
“Actually, I feel badly for Renault,” Brother Leon was saying. “He must be a very troubled boy to act this way.”
“I guess so,” Caroni said, stalling, uncertain of himself and yet knowing really what Brother Leon wanted. He had seen Brother Leon every day in the classroom calling out the names and had watched him recoil as if from a blow when Jerry Renault continued to refuse the chocolates. It had become a kind of joke among the fellows. Actually, Caroni had felt badly for Jerry Renault. He knew that no kid was a match for Brother Leon. But now he realized that Brother Leon had been the victim. He must have been climbing the walls all this time, David thought.
“Well, David.”
And the echo of his name here in the classroom startled him. He wondered if he still had aspirins left in his locker. Forget the aspirins, forget the headache. He knew now what the score was, what Leon was waiting to hear. Yet, could he be sure?
“Speaking of Jerry Renault …” Caroni said—a safe beginning, a statement he could draw back from, depending on Brother Leon’s reaction.
“Yes?”
The hand had picked up one of the pieces of chalk again, and that “Yes?” had been too quick, too sudden to allow any doubt. Caroni found himself hung up between choices and the headache didn’t help matters. Could he erase that F by telling Brother Leon simply what he wanted to hear? What was so terrible about that? On the other hand, an F could ruin him. And how about all the other F’s it was possible that Leon could give him in the future?
“Funny thing about Jerry Renault,” Caroni heard himself saying. And then instinct caused him to add, “But I’m sure you know what it’s all about, Brother Leon. The Vigils. The assignment …”
“Of course, of course,” Leon said, sitting back, letting the chalk fall gently from his hand.
“It’s a Vigil stunt. He’s supposed to refuse to sell chocolates for ten days—ten school days—and then accept them. Boy, those Vigils, they’re really something, aren’t they?” His head was killing him and his stomach was a sea of nausea.
“Boys will be boys,” Leon was saying, nodding his head, his voice a whisper—it was hard to tell whether he was surprised or relieved. “Knowing Trinity’s spirit, it was obvious, of course. Poor Renault. You remember, Caroni, that I said he must be troubled. Terrible, to force a boy into that kind of situation, against his will. But it’s all over then, isn’t it? The ten days—why they’re up, let’s see, tomorrow.” He was smiling now, gayly, and talking as if the words themselves didn’t matter but that it was important to talk, as if the words were safety valves. And then Caroni realized that Brother Leon had used his name but this time he hadn’t said David …
“Well, I guess that’s it then,” Brother Leon said, rising, “I’ve detained you too long, Caroni.”
“Brother Leon,” Caroni said. He couldn’t be dismissed at this point. “You said you wanted to discuss my mark …”
“Oh, yes, yes, that’s right, my boy. That F of yours.”
Caroni felt doom pressing upon him. But went on anyway. “You said teachers make mistakes, they get tired …”
Brother Leon was standing now. “Tell you what, Caroni. At the end of the term, when the marks close, I’ll review that particular test. Perhaps I’ll be fresher then. Perhaps I’ll see merit that wasn’t apparent before …”
Now it was Caroni’s turn to feel relief from the tension, although his headache still pounded and his stomach was still upset. Worse than that, however, he had allowed Brother Leon to blackmail him. If teachers did this kind of thing, what kind of world could it be?
“On the other hand, Caroni, perhaps the F will stand,” Brother Leon said. “It depends …”
“I see, Brother Leon,” Caroni said.
And he did see—that life was rotten, that there were no heroes, really, and that you couldn’t trust anybody, not even yourself.
He had to get out of there as fast as possible, before he vomited all over Brother Leon’s desk.
CHAPTER
SEVENTEEN
“ADAMO?”
“Three.”
“Beauvais?”
“Five.”
The Goober was impatient for the roll call to be over. Or, rather, for the roll call to reach Jerry Renault. Like everyone else, the Goober had finally learned that Jerry was carrying out a Vigil assignment—that’s why he had refused to take the chocolates day after day, that’s why he didn’t want to talk about it with Goober. Now, Jerry could become himself again, human again. His football had suffered. “What the hell is the matter with you, Renault?” the coach asked in disgust yesterday, “do you want to play ball or not?” And Jerry had answered, “I’m playing ball.” All the kids knew the double meaning his answer conveyed because it was public knowledge now. He and Goober had had only one brief conversation about the assignment—in fact, it wasn’t really a conversation. Leaving football practice yesterday, Goober had whispered, “When does the assignment end?” And Jerry had said, “Tomorrow I take the chocolates.”
“Hartnett?”
“One.”
“You can do better than that, Hartnett,” Leon said, but there was no anger, not even disappointment in his voice. Brother Leon was buoyant today and his mood had spread throughout the class. That’s the way Leon’s classes were—he set the mood and the temperature. When Brother Leon was happy everybody was happy, when he was miserable everybody was miserable.
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“Johnson?”
“Five.”
“Good, good.”
Killelea … LeBlanc … Malloran … the roll call went on, the voices shouting out their sales and the teacher checking the names off on the sheet. The names and the responses sounded almost like a song, a melody for a classroom, a tune for many voices. Then Brother Leon called out “Parmentier.” And there was tension in the air. Parmentier could have called out any number and it wouldn’t have mattered, it wouldn’t have created any impact at all. Because the next name was Renault.
“Three,” Parmentier called out.
“Right,” Brother Leon answered, making the check against the name. Looking up, he called “Renault.”
The pause. The damn pause.
“No!”
The Goober felt as if his eyes were the lens for a television camera in one of those documentaries. He swung around in Jerry’s direction and saw his friend’s face, white, mouth half-open, his arms dangling at his sides. And then he swiveled to look at Brother Leon and saw the shock on the teacher’s face, his mouth forming an oval of astonishment. It seemed almost as if Jerry and the teacher were reflections in a mirror.
Finally Brother Leon looked down.
“Renault,” he said again, his voice like a whip.
“No. I’m not going to sell the chocolates.”
Cities fell. Earth opened. Planets tilted. Stars plummeted. And the awful silence.
CHAPTER
EIGHTEEN
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
I don’t know.
Have you gone crazy?
Maybe I have.
It was a crazy thing to do.
I know, I know.
The way that “No” popped out of your mouth—why?
I don’t know.
It was like the third degree, only he was both interrogator and suspect, both tough cop and hounded prisoner, a cruel spotlight pinning him in a blinding circle of light. All of this in his mind, of course, as he tossed in his bed, the sheet twisted around him like a shroud, suffocatingly.
He fought the sheet, filled suddenly with the terror of claustrophobia, being buried alive. Aware of his mortality, he turned over again, entangled in the bedclothes. His pillow fell off the bed, hitting the floor with a dull thud, like a small body landing there. He thought of his mother dead in the coffin. When did death arrive? He had read a magazine article about heart transplants—even the doctors couldn’t agree on the exact moment that death occurred. Listen, he told himself, no one can be buried alive these days, not like in the olden times when there was no embalming fluid and stuff. Now they removed all your blood and pumped in chemicals and stuff. To make certain you were dead. But suppose, let’s just suppose that some small spark in your brain remained alive, and knew what was going on. His mother. Himself, someday.
He leaped from the bed in terror, flinging the sheet away. His body was moist, oozing perspiration. He sat on the edge of the bed, trembling. Then his feet touched the floor and the cool kiss of the linoleum established reality. The specter of suffocation vanished. He made his way through the darkness to the window, and pulled back the drape. The wind came up, scattering October leaves which fluttered to the ground like doomed and crippled birds.
Why did you do it?
I don’t know.
Like a broken record.
Was it because of what Brother Leon does to people, like Bailey, the way he tortures them, tries to make fools of them in front of everybody?
More than that, more than that.
Then what?
He allowed the drape to fall back into place and surveyed the bedroom, squinting into the half-darkness. He padded over to the bed, shivering in the kind of coolness that can only be found in the middle of the night. He listened for night sounds. His father snored in the next room. A car gunned along the street outside. He’d love to be gunning along the street, going someplace, anywhere. I’m not going to sell the chocolates. Boy.
He hadn’t planned to do any such thing of course. He’d been happy to have the terrible assignment all over with, the assignment completed and life normal once again. Every morning he dreaded the roll call, the necessity of facing Brother Leon, saying No and watching Leon’s reaction—how the teacher tried to pass off Jerry’s rebellion as if it didn’t matter, putting on a pathetic pretense of indifference but a pretense that was so transparent, so phony. It had been funny and terrible at the same time, watching Leon call the roll and waiting for his name to be called, and finally his name blazing in the air and the defiant No. The teacher might have been able to carry off his act successfully, except for his eyes. His eyes gave him away. His face was always under control but his eyes showed his vulnerability, gave Jerry a glimpse into the hell that was burning inside the teacher. Those moist eyes, the white eyeballs and the diluted blue of his pupils, eyes that reflected everything that went on in the class, reacting to everything. After Jerry had learned that the secret of Brother Leon lurked in his eyes, he became watchful, seeing the way the eyes betrayed the teacher at every turn. And then there came a time when Jerry was tired of it all, tired of watching the teacher, disgusted with the contest of wills that wasn’t really a contest because Jerry had no choice. Cruelty sickened Jerry—and the assignment, he realized after a few days, was cruel, even though Archie Costello had insisted that it was only a stunt that everyone would get a kick out of later. And so he had finally waited, impatient for the assignment to come to an end, eager for that silent battle between Brother Leon and himself to be over with. He wanted life to be normal again—football, even his homework, without that daily burden weighing him down. He had felt isolated from the other fellows, separated by the secret he was forced to carry. He’d been tempted once or twice to talk it over with The Goober. In fact, he’d almost done so once when Goob tried to start a conversation. Instead, he’d cautioned himself to hold on for the two weeks, to carry it off, secrecy and all, and be done with it for good. He had met Brother Leon in the corridor late one afternoon after football practice and had seen hate flashing in the teacher’s eyes. More than hate: something sick. Jerry had felt soiled, dirty, as if he should run to confession and bare his soul. And he’d consoled himself: when I accept the chocolates and Brother Leon realizes I was only carrying out a Vigil assignment then everything will be fine again.
Then why had he called No this morning? He’d wanted to end the ordeal—and then that terrible No had issued from his mouth.
In bed once more, Jerry lay without moving, trying to summon sleep. Listening to his father’s snores, he thought of how his father was actually sleeping his life away, sleeping even when he was awake, not really alive. And how about me? What was it the guy on the Common had said the other day, his chin resting on the Volkswagen like some grotesque John the Baptist? You’re missing a lot of things in the world.
He turned over, dismissing his doubts and calling to mind the figure of a girl he’d seen downtown the other day. Her sweater had bulged beautifully, her schoolbooks pressed against her rounded breasts. If my hands were only those books, he’d thought longingly. His hand now curled between his legs, he concentrated on the girl. But for once, it was no good, no good.
CHAPTER
NINETEEN
THE NEXT MORNING Jerry found out how a hangover must feel. His eyes burned with fire, fueled by lack of sleep. His head throbbed with shooting pains. His stomach was sensitive to the slightest movement and the lurching of the bus caused strange reactions in his body. It reminded him of when he was a kid and got carsick sometimes on trips to the beach with his parents so that they’d have to stop the car by the side of the road while Jerry either vomited or waited for the storm in his stomach to subside. What added to his troubles this morning was the possibility of a test in geography and he hadn’t studied at all last night so wrapped up had he been in the chocolate sale and what had happened in Leon’s class. Now, he was paying the penalty for too little sleep and no study—trying to read a lousy geography lesso
n on a lumbering lurching bus, the morning light dazzling on the white page.
Somebody slipped into the seat beside him.
“Hey, Renault, you got guts, know that?”
Jerry looked up, blinded momentarily as his eyes shifted from the page to the face of the kid who’d spoken to him. He knew him vaguely from school—a junior, maybe. Lighting a cigarette the way all the smokers did despite the “No Smoking” signs, the kid shook his head. “Boy, you really let Leon that bastard have it. Beautiful.” He blew out smoke. Jerry’s eyes stung.
“Oh,” he said, feeling stupid. And surprised. Funny, all this time he had thought of the situation as a private battle between Brother Leon and himself, as if the two of them were alone on the planet. Now, he realized that it had gone beyond that.
“I’m so sick of selling the frigging chocolates,” the kid said. He had a terrible case of acne, his face like a relief map. And his fingers were stained with nicotine. “I’ve been at Trinity two years—I transferred from Monument High when I was a freshman—and Christ I’m getting tired of selling stuff.” He tried to blow a smoke ring but failed. Worse than that—the smoke blew back in Jerry’s face, stinging his eyes. “If it isn’t chocolates, it’s Christmas cards. If it isn’t Christmas cards, it’s soap. If it isn’t soap, it’s calendars. But you know what?”
“What?” Jerry asked, wanting to get back to his geography.
“I never thought of just saying no. Like you did.”
“I’ve got some studying to do,” Jerry said, not knowing what to say, really.
“Boy, you’re cool, know that?” the kid said admiringly.
Jerry blushed with pleasure despite himself. Who didn’t want to be admired? And yet he felt guilty, knowing that he was accepting the kid’s admiration under false pretenses, that he wasn’t cool at all, not at all. His head pounded and his stomach moved menacingly and he realized he had to face Brother Leon and the roll call again this morning. And all the mornings to come.