Divorced, Desperate and Delicious

  Chapter Three

  Right before Della’s feet slapped against the earth, the thieving vamp’s gaze shot up. Della landed about five feet in front of him. Kylie, forever the peacemaker, landed between them.

  “Where is it?” Della asked, gripping and ungripping her hands, leaning to the right to look over Kylie to see her potential victim.

  The vamp focused on Kylie for a second, reading her pattern. Since she morphed into a vampire, he didn’t seem to worry. Right then, Della kind of hoped the bastard would lay a hand on her and then Kylie’d go into protective mode. Between the two of them, they’d be tossing his vamp butt around like a dead squirrel.

  He cut his eyes back to Della. “Well, whatcha know, Smurf girl returns. At least your underwear doesn’t have Disney characters on them.”

  Della’s blood pressure shot up a few points, or maybe a lot of points. “What? You get a kick out of going through a girl’s panties? Pervert,” Della growled, low and deadly. Taking a step forward, trying but unable to get around Kylie, she glared at the boy. “Where is it?” she asked for the last time. He’d better decide to come clean or she was gonna get dirty.

  Kylie looked back at Della and held out her hand, as if to say “calm down.” She couldn’t calm down. The guy had stolen her dad’s picture. The fact that Della had stolen it first was beside the point.

  “Are you talking about this?” The smart-ass guy pulled the folded envelope from his back pocket.

  She snatched it from his hand. “Why did you take it?” She opened it to make sure he hadn’t ripped or damaged the photo. It looked unharmed. Relief filled her chest.

  “I was bringing it to you now. When I found the backpack, I went through it to see whose it was. I left it on your porch. It wasn’t until walking back that I saw the envelope on the ground right where I’d opened your bag, and when I looked, I realized it must have fallen out.”

  “Liar,” she accused, even though his heart didn’t claim his words as an untruth. She shot around Kylie.

  “Slow down,” Kylie said, moving between them again and giving Della a pleading look. “You got the picture back,” Kylie said. “And I checked his heartbeat. He was telling the truth about bringing it to you.”

  Duh, Della knew that, but something wasn’t adding up and she smelled a rat. “How did you even know it was my bag if you didn’t see the picture with my last name—? Wait, how would you even know my name?”

  The boy smiled at Kylie, then frowned over her shoulder at Della. “Mr. James referred to you by the name Della. And your mommy wrote your name on the tag inside the backpack. Probably when she was packing your Smurf pajamas for you.”

  Della ground her teeth. But, oh, Lordie, she wanted to go psycho on his butt. She couldn’t recall seeing the tag with her name on it, but it did sound like something her mom would do. Or would have done when she cared about her. But he could bet she’d check.

  “Okay, let’s go,” Kylie said. “We got what we came for.”

  No, she hadn’t gotten it. She wanted a pound of flesh. She shot around Kylie again, stood a few inches from the boy, and leaned in to take another long sniff. “Have we met before?”

  He tucked his hands into his jeans and leaned back on the heels of his tennis shoes. “Gosh, you’ve forgotten already. I’m the guy you tried to start shit with back in the woods.”

  “I know that, you idiot! I mean before.”

  He took a big whiff of air, as if checking her scent. “I don’t think so.”

  She listened to his heartbeat. It didn’t race to a lie. But she’d heard about some vamps being able to control that, or about pathological liars, whose lies never even registered. He looked like a pathological liar. Tall, cocky, and those pale green eyes that didn’t even look real.

  She tucked the white envelope into the back pocket of her jeans. Turning and giving him her back, she spoke to Kylie, “Let’s leave this popsicle stand.”

  “Darn,” he said. “And just when it was getting interesting, too.”

  Della swiveled around and arched a brow at him. “Interesting? I’d rather watch toenails grow than hang out with you.”

  He laughed. And it pissed her off that she’d amused him. She let go of another deadly growl.

  “Okay, we should go.” Kylie touched Della’s arm. But then, being Kylie and unable to leave on a bad note, she looked back at the new vamp. “Welcome to Shadow Falls. I’m Kylie.”

  Della rolled her eyes. Why did Kylie think she had to play nice?

  “You’re Kylie Galen?” he asked, looking in awe. “Wow, I’ve heard about you.”

  “Don’t believe half of it,” Kylie said, a bit bashful.

  “I’m Chase Tallman,” he said, totally trying to impress Kylie. He even puffed out his chest a little, like a damn bird doing some kind of mating dance. Yeah, keep that up and I know a werewolf that’ll be chomping on your ass! Hell, she’d help Lucas get his revenge on . . . Chase Tallman. Della stored his name into her memory bank for future reference—and not in the good vault of references—then turned and took off.

  She didn’t like this guy.

  Didn’t trust this guy. And she wouldn’t until she figured out where she knew him from and why and how he was lying.

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  “I hate it when you two skip out on me!” Miranda whined when Della, followed by Kylie, walked back into the cabin. “I want to come, too.”

  Della huffed out an exasperated breath. Was it her fault that witches couldn’t fly? “What did you want us to do? Give you a piggyback ride?”

  “You could have,” the little witch whined. “I miss out on all the fun.”

  “That was not fun. The guy’s a smart-ass, green-eyed panty pervert.” Della went straight to the sofa and checked her backpack for her name on the inside tag. And sure as hell, it was there. Dad-blast it, she’d wanted to catch that sorry vamp in a lie. She shot back to the kitchen, dropped the envelope on the table, and plopped back in her chair.

  “Wow, don’t hold back,” Miranda said.

  Della saw Miranda glance at Kylie with questions. Kylie shrugged, as if to say “beats the hell out of me.”

  “That’s odd,” Miranda continued, “word around camp is that he’s a complete hottie. Not that he could be hotter than Perry.” She smiled. The witch looked at Kylie. “Is the guy hot?”

  Kylie shot Della an apologetic look. “Yeah, he kind of is. But he could still be a panty pervert.”

  “Aren’t all guys panty perverts?” Miranda asked.

  “No, this guy’s creepy,” Della snapped. “And egotistical. And his scent . . . It’s familiar, and not in good way.”

  “Maybe he just smells like someone else?” Kylie said.

  Della shook her head. “Obviously you haven’t developed your vampire nose yet. We don’t forget scents. And if something intense was happening when you smelled that scent, then there’s an emotional trace.”

  “Wow. Lucas told me that werewolves do that, too,” Kylie said.

  “Not nearly as good as vampires,” Della huffed. “I mean, I know they’re wolves, but for a vampire, who doesn’t go around putting their nose everywhere, an emotional trace is stronger.”

  “Wouldn’t you know,” Miranda said sarcastically. “Nothing is as good as vampires.”

  Della shot the witch a go to hell look that implied she should not just go to hades, but go in a hurry.

  Miranda snickered.

  Obviously, Della’s go to hell look wasn’t in working order.

  “So what emotion does he remind you of?” Kylie asked and both her and Miranda eased up to the table and sat down.

  “Danger,” Della said and pulled the photo closer to stare at the image. Her uncle really looked just like her father.

  “Maybe it’s the good kind of danger,” Miranda offered. “You know, you’re hot for him and worried about what you are feeling for Steve.”

  “I don’t feel anything for Steve,” Della snapped, and frowned when she heard her own
heart pick up its pace. So what if she felt something, she wasn’t going to let it lead anywhere. Swallowing, she focused on the photo again.

  “We pretty much figured that out,” Miranda said. “Or you’d be hooking up with him.”

  “That sounds so stupid. What does hooking up really mean? We’re not dogs, you know!”

  Kylie held up both hands as if requesting peace. “What’s going on, Della?”

  “Nothing’s going on,” Della insisted.

  “Yes, it is,” Kylie said. “You’re grumpy.”

  “I’m always grumpy!” Della insisted.

  “Then you’re extra arrogant,” Miranda snapped.

  “There’s a difference between arrogance and confidence,” Della insisted.

  Her friends weren’t buying it. “What happened this weekend?” Kylie asked.

  Della felt a wave of emotion swell inside her, but she pushed it back and locked it away so she wouldn’t start blubbering like a little girl. Then in a monotone voice, she told them about the weekend, about her nightmare, the hole in the wall, and her sister, Marla, saying her dad never talked about her. She told them what she learned about possibly having a vampire uncle. Oh, and she saved the best for last, getting caught in her father’s study and practically being accused of being a thieving alcoholic.

  Kylie sat there, her light blue eyes looking consumed with worry. Miranda sat there, expression tight, her fingers laced together, except for her pinkies, which she twirled in tight circles.

  “I’m so sorry,” Kylie said.

  “Why? It’s not as if you did anything,” Della said, trying to make light of the whole thing.

  “But I could do something,” Miranda said. “I could put a curse on your dad. A bad case of athlete’s foot. Or jock itch. I’m good at that curse. There was this football player at school that—”

  “Leave my dad’s feet and junk alone!”

  “I just want to help,” Miranda said.

  “It wouldn’t help,” Della said in a calmer voice. “You can’t even blame him. It looked like I was into his brandy.”

  “Why didn’t you just tell him the truth?” The somberness of Kylie’s words expressed empathy.

  Della’s chest tightened. Kylie’s concern, and even Miranda’s desire to zap her father with a foot or private-part fungus, was why Della loved her two best friends. They cared. Everyone needed someone to care. Thank God she’d found them. Her sinuses stung, but she swallowed hard to keep her eyes from watering. She reached for the envelope, remembering the possibility that she might have an actual family member who would understand her. Maybe even care.

  “You could have told him Marla mentioned he had a brother and you were curious,” Kylie continued. “Maybe he would have told you more about him.”

  “You don’t know my dad. Anyway, Marla said she overheard him telling this to my mom, and while she asked my mom, my dad probably didn’t know she heard it. The last thing I want to do is get him mad at Marla. He’s already lost one daughter.”

  “I guess so,” Kylie said.

  “I still think he was an asshole,” Miranda concluded.

  “He was,” Della said, “but if I’d done what he suspected me of doing, then he had a right to be an asshole.”

  “But you didn’t do it,” Miranda snapped.

  “No, but I looked guilty, and I couldn’t defend myself. So my only option is to just accept it.”

  “That sucks,” Miranda said. “I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with being a supernatural and having to keep it from my parents.”

  But that didn’t make Miranda’s mom any less of an asswipe. Just before Della vocalized the thought, she decided it might be best to leave it unsaid.

  How was it Holiday had put it? Just because crap pops in here—Holiday had tapped her temple—doesn’t mean crap has to pop out here. She had touched her lips. The camp leader had also said that supernatural scientists were considering doing medical research to prove vampires were missing the thingamajig that filtered out inappropriate dialogue. Della wasn’t sure if Holiday was joking or not.

  But considering Holiday was married to Burnett, who was famous for speaking his mind, Della figured Holiday might be telling the truth.

  Then again, Della had kind of spoken her mind even before she’d been turned.

  She’d been suspended from kindergarten for telling the teacher she looked like Yoda in Star Wars—if Yoda was older, fatter and smelled funny. That, of course, came after the teacher had asked Della why she had an Asian name but didn’t look more Asian. At the time, Della had a super complex about being of mixed race and not looking more like all her Asian cousins. Especially when she didn’t even look like her mom, who was an all-American blonde.

  Kylie leaned over and stared at the image. “So did you ask Burnett to see if he could help find out if your uncle is still alive?”

  Della inhaled. “No, I don’t want to get the FRU involved.”

  “You think your uncle could be rogue?” Kylie asked, sounding concerned.

  “No, if he’s anything like my dad, he’s a rule follower. But if he isn’t registered or something I don’t want to be the person who gets him in trouble.”

  “Burnett didn’t turn in my grandfather and aunt when he first discovered them,” Kylie said.

  “That’s because they were chameleons. If they were anything else, he’d probably have done it. Being an agent, he’s officially obligated to report them. He actually told me that once when he asked me about Chan, my cousin.”

  “So how are we going to find out?” Kylie asked.

  The “we” in Kylie’s question tugged at Della’s emotional chords again. That was the kind of friends they were. When one of them was in trouble, they stuck together. But what wasn’t normal was Della feeling those tugs on her emotions. Was something wrong with her?

  Pushing the emotion aside again, this time with a little more force, she said, “I was thinking of asking Derek if he might help. You said he worked for that PI once, and I know he helped you figure out a couple of your ghost issues.”

  “That is a great idea. I think he and a bunch of guys were playing basketball when we headed up here,” Kylie said. “Why don’t we go see if we can find him?”

  “Do we have to?” Miranda sighed. “There’s nothing worse than watching a bunch of sweaty, good-looking guys playing ball. I mean, they might even be taking off their shirts.” She grinned. “Not that any of them on the court could hold a candle to Perry. But eye candy is eye candy.”

  Giggling, they started out. Della, her heartache eased, ran back to the table to get the photograph in case Derek needed to see it. When she slipped it back into the envelope, she got another whiff of Chase Tallman, the panty pervert. The emotional ripples of danger, of fear, hit again and chased away her lighthearted mood.

  She really needed to figure out when and where she could have come in contact with him before. And the sooner the better.

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