Before The Aftermath

  *Extra people making machinery noises- adjust for voice*

  Larry: Yeah. Yeah. We're with Head Trauma Tree Service. It's the end of a long shift, a real long shift, and this is the time of night, it's real late and very dark. This is when we offer a complimentary service, after all the trees are cleared out, we do bulk kitten removal. This machine here is a basic run of the mill wood chipper and we take the unwanted kittens, and other animals, too, from all these areas and we dispose of them on site right into the chips here in the truck. the blood enriches the wood and it's great for smoking meats. We're doing Bulk Kitten Removal because equal rights activists shut down the department of animal control. This was our solution to the problem, the way we saw it. We pick up the slack here, for free, because that's what community does. Alright, turn it on. Let's go. We got two kittens and a mama. Lookin live. Lookin hot. Toss them in there.

  *Cat hissing and growling and machine noises until up to the nick of time when aliens appear and machine noises go to lasers and pops and fizzles.* Larry exclaims: Why does this always happen to the hill billies!