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He says, ‘Who’s going to take it, Raysy?’ He looks around at the other beds. ‘These poor bastards?’
I say, ‘So where did you—?’
He says, ‘Be telling, wouldn’t it? Take it out. Count it.’
I shake my head. ‘I believe you.’
He says, ‘Never my strong point, was it?’
‘What?’
He says, ‘Sums. Rithmetic. Never had it up here like you.’ He gives his head a little lift like he’s trying to nod at his own skull. He says, ‘Take it out anyway. I need a winner.’ He looks at my hand on the wallet. He says, ‘It’s Doncaster coming up, aint it? First of the flat.’
I think, And all things being normal, I’d be there.
I say, ‘It’s a thick ’un, Jack, a thousand quid to make twenty. A thick ’un.’
He says, ‘It’s a thick ’un.’
I say, ‘And if I put it on the wrong nag?’
He says, ‘But you won’t, will you? You can’t. Amy needs it.’
I think, Your money or your life.
He says, smiling, ‘Anyway, just think of it as the price of a camper. A thousand quid, remember? But you didn’t want to sell it, did you?’
CANTERBURY
I can’t see them anywhere. It’s like they might have gone and left me in Canterbury Cathedral. So I wander back down the aisle to where I was when Vince took himself off, in case they come looking for me, and I sit down again on the wooden seat, elbows on knees, thinking, I’m the odd one out now.
Thinking, It’s like he’s looking at me now, knowing. Better make your mind up, Raysy, better make it up quick. It’s like it wasn’t just the dosh, it was me an’ all, the two together. There’s the money, Ame, and there’s Raysy. You’ll be all right now, you’ll be all right with Lucky. Nudge, wink. I reckon you’ll see each other right.
It’s like I should’ve been him.
I sit there, keeping an eye out, but I don’t see them anywhere, so I get up and find the way out, and then I spot them, standing on the paved area, looking out for me. I think, Friends. The sky’s dark and threatening and the wind’s cold but they don’t look like they’re getting peeved. They look like they’re glad to be here together, like all’s forgiven.
I think, Maybe.
Vince says, ‘We was beginning to wonder, Raysy, we was beginning to think you might’ve got lost.’
Vince is holding a guidebook. Vic’s got the bag. I’m not holding anything but it’s like everyone can see that Raysy’s got a lot of something that aint his.
I can feel the cathedral behind me, looking at me.
Vince says, ‘We was in the cloisters. Did you clock the cloisters?’ Like I ought to have done.
I say, ‘Yes, I saw the cloisters,’ thinking, Small lies are easy.
Then we head back the way we came, out through the gateway and along the narrow streets, except we take a different narrow street from the one we came up. It’s called Butchery Lane, which is why we take it. Vince says we ought to. Then as we turn into it the rain comes pelting down. But there’s a little pub half-way along, the City Arms, and it’s open, and Lenny says a quick one wouldn’t hurt, would it?
VIC
Then he says, straight-faced, serious, sitting there in my office, hands pink and scrubbed from a day’s butchering, like he’s a special sort of client who’s come washed and ready for his own laying out, ‘As a matter of fact, Vic – I can say this to an old matlow – I wouldn’t mind being buried at sea.’
AMY
Well they must be there by now, they must have done it. Tipped him in, chucked him. For all I know, they’re halfway back again or they’re making a day of it, they’re out on a spree, donkey-rides all round, now the job’s done, down there in Margate.
But I still think this is where I should be. My own journey to make. Their journey and mine. The living come first, even the living who were as good as dead to him, so it’d be all one now, all the same, in his book. And I’ve already said goodbye to him for the last time, if not the first. Goodbye Jack, Jack old love. They can say that June won’t ever be the wiser if I missed this day with her for the sake of one last day with him, there have been missed days before, about a dozen of them once, long ago, and you don’t ever get a second chance to scatter your husband’s ashes. But how do they know she wouldn’t know? And someone has to tell her.
If she won’t be the wiser, he won’t either.
And I don’t think I could’ve done it. Stood there on the Pier, when it should’ve been the Jetty anyway, waves below me, salt in my eyes, stood there with them all watching me. You first, Amy, whenever you’re ready, take your time. Wind up my skirt. The way the day’s turned out, I’d say it’s blowing half a gale down there in Margate.
This is where I belong, upstairs on this bus. It seems to me that for years now I’ve been more at home on a number 44 than I have been anywhere else. Neither here nor there, just travelling in between. I don’t know if I could ever have made my home in a bungalow in Margate. ‘I’m packing it in, Ame,’ he says. When I’d long since given up on him, when I’d long since thought it could never happen, when I thought, One day he’ll just drop dead there, behind the counter, in his striped apron, cleaver in his hand, and that’s how he’d want it, another carcass to deal with. ‘I’m jacking it in. Geddit?’ Ha. ‘It’s a new life for you and me, girl.’ I don’t know what caused it, what suddenly tipped him over, what blinding flash. But he looked at me as if I’d be overjoyed, as if he wasn’t looking at the woman he’d been looking at for fifty years, he was looking at someone new. He said, Margate. How about Margate?’ As if we could put the clock back and start off again where it all stopped. Second honeymoon. As if Margate was another word for magic.
That’s when I knew that the tables had turned. It was me who’d thought all those years ago, when I first said goodbye to him, that you always get a new beginning, the world doesn’t come to an end, just because. I still had the power to choose. I chose June not him. I watched him set solid into Jack Dodds the butcher, Jack Dodds, high-class butcher, have a bit of mince, missis, have a bit of chuck, because he couldn’t choose June too, couldn’t choose what was his, it was all he had to do, and I thought I’m the one who can still change. I did, once. But when he looked at me then, like he was looking at someone I wasn’t, I knew I was stuck in a mould of my own. Of this woman who sits every Monday and Thursday afternoon on a number 44 bus. Even a week after her husband has died.
As if it was my fault, after all, for deserting him, for saying goodbye. Once, twice.
And she’ll never know. Never.
Margate, Margate. And what about June?
There’s something about a bus. A red double-decker, sloshing and chugging through the rain, with its number up front and its destination and its route, which doesn’t change from one year to the next. As if as long as there’s a number 44 going from London Bridge to Mitcham Cricketers the world won’t fall apart, London Bridge won’t fall down. As if, if it’s true what he always used to yanter on about and only because his old man used to spout the same, that Smithfield is the heart of London, bleedin ‘eart-a-Lunnun, then the red lines of the bus routes must be the arteries, bleedin arteries, and veins.
Never once in a cab. On Jack Dodds’ takings? And never on the Tube, though it’s quicker, Northern Line, all the way to Morden. Because I like to see, I like to think while I’m journeying, while I’m in between. I like to look around me. And only a dozen times in a camper. How many times was it? Not much more than a dozen, eh Ray?
But why have I come upstairs today? Upper deck like a ship, swishing through the rain. To prove I’m still an able-bodied woman, not one of the old crows downstairs? To prove I can still choose? To get a new view of the world slipping by? Lambeth, Vauxhall, Battersea, Wandsworth. How could I have done it, Ray, stood there with you, sharing his ashes? This is where I belong, number 44. Have a bit of ash, missis. And as long as the red buses keep on running, then the red blood will keep on flow
ing, the heart will keep on pumping, pumping. Oh Ray, you’re a lucky man, you’re such a little man. Oh my poor Jack.
RAY
So I spread the Racing Post in front of me with the whole Doncaster card. Then I lit a ciggy and I got out my form book and my notes. Ray Johnson’s Register, ’87, ’88, ’89. Always keep a log of your bets. Then I scanned the races and runners, doing the calculations in my head that come natural after a while, the eliminations, the percentages, the fields to go for and the fields to stay clear of. People think I’m Lucky Johnson and it’s all done by sixth sense, and sometimes it is, sometimes a flutter’s a flutter. But the reason why I’m quids-in, just about, with the nags, and Jack Dodds and Lenny Tate won’t ever be, is because everyone wants to believe in hunch bets, and it may look like luck but it’s ninety-per-cent careful clerking, it’s ninety-per-cent doing your sums. I aint worked in that insurance office for nothing. People think it’s horses from heaven, answering your prayers, but it’s learning how to beat the bookie, and if you want to beat the book-keeper, keep a book.
So I studied the runners, stroking my jaw, thinking, Long odds, long odds. Off-course bet, so there’s the tax. On a thousand quid. Thinking, Early-season handicaps are a pig in a poke. Thinking, If I was there it’d be easier, it’s always easier if you’re there. You see the nags, you get the scent, it aint no blind date. And you get the compensations. The hooves on the turf, sun on the silks, Irish gab. The whole great ballyhoo of beer and hope. Thinking of all the things Jack won’t ever look on or listen to again.
The smoke from my ciggy curled towards the window. Fluffy clouds after showers, a breeze, the going good to soft. The going.
I looked at my watch: eleven thirty. Only a fool bets early, the scent changes, every minute, there’s the sums and the scent. Only a fool bets early. But what if? Suppose, if Jack.
I kept not looking at the name looking up at me from the middle of the list for the three five. Twenty-two runners. What’s in a name? They call me Lucky. Only a fool bets on a name. And Jack can’t be saved, he can’t be.
I thumbed my notebooks, jotted some figures. Rule number one: value for money. But Jack don’t want value for money, he wants a one-off winner to end all winners, to save his bacon, his fried eggs and bacon. He’s not in the business of averaging out.
So this aint your regular sort of bet.
But I kept not looking at the name staring up at me. Rank outsider, twenty-to-one the field. Though it kept staring back at me. There’s luck and there’s luck. There’s safe luck that keeps you from harm, that keeps bullets from hitting you or makes you live to a hundred and five, and there’s wild luck that makes you grab at gold. There’s the sums and there’s the scent, getting stronger, and sometimes the scent is all there is, and you can tell all you need to know about a nag from the tilt of its head. It’s like it’s the bet that’s the thing but sometimes it’s just the run and the rush and the roar of the race. Sometimes it’s just the glory of horses.
So I stubbed out my ciggy and lit up another and took a pace or two across the room like I couldn’t sit still. I stood at the window. Back end of Bermondsey. And the track at Donnie a wide, flat gallop. You’d have to be a fool. I felt the flutter in my ribs and the luck in my veins. What you do it for in the first place, why you’re in it in the first place. I opened the window like I was short of breath. I felt the air and the smoke in my nostrils and the life in my limbs and Jack’s money burning a hole against my heart.
Miracle Worker.
AMY
But it was easy to make a man smile in those days. Even that tallyman, Alf Green with his puffed-out chest, the sticks dangling from it, and his black tash and his stare like a sergeant-major’s, watch out if your stick didn’t tally, used to crack his face just a little bit for me, just a bit. Unless I imagined it. You’d think he might’ve stretched a point now and then, called six bushels seven. Me there by the bin in my thin frock, hot and sticky, and him with his notcher. Seven bushels the shilling-tally and you were pushing it to make two-and-six a day. Hard work, up at the crack. But don’t tell me there weren’t short cuts, and more than one way of collecting hop tokens. Shirley Thompson should’ve been a champion picker, tokens she had. Two hundred bushels the week, except it wasn’t all bushels. She’d end up with nearly ten pounds’ worth, not counting extras for cash. And her ma and pa in Deptford would be chuffed with her for the fiver she’d hand over. Our little Shirl, champion hopper.
And don’t tell me that there weren’t general compensations. Doing it for free, getting it for free, down there in the garden of England, with the sunshine and the fresh air and the haystacks and the hop-bines, and that feeling, though it was stay-put and keep-at-it work, bins all in a row, three or four to a bin like a factory outdoors, of being set loose. On the loose. Living in huts and tents like natives, living on the land, no fixed abode. No hawkers, no gypsies, no dogs, no hoppers. The smell of fry-ups at night. Wood fires, billycans, oil lamps, natter.
The gypsies came with their caravans and horses, needing the hopping just like us, but made their camp separately, over by the wood, eyeing us like we were the ones who’d pitched up where we shouldn’t, and I used to envy them because they were a stage further at being outlaws than us and because they were professionals at it and we were just amateurs and when we were back again in Bermondsey, all bricked up and boxed in, they’d still be wandering the woods and lanes. I used to envy them their nut-brown skins, against our London dough, white turning red, like a barber’s pole. I used to watch one of them lead his horse every evening to the pond for watering, just as us hoppers finished. Though no hopping for him, it seemed, city chits’ work. Big feller. Bare-backed both of them, him and his horse.
I suppose you could say it was more than envy.
My mother said I never should
And I didn’t, though I might’ve. I played with Jack Dodds instead, Jack Dodds from the other end of Bermondsey. It’s a big wide world. And I don’t know what Shirley Thompson did, what Shirley Thompson used, but she never got herself knocked up, but I did, first time of asking.
He was a muscle man too, a big man, even bigger, if not so trim. I don’t mind admitting, that’s how I liked ’em, or thought I did, big hunks of men. What more could a girl want than a big hunk of man? And I knew he had his eyes on me, down there on the next row of bins, I knew he had his feelers out. Whereas Romany Jim wouldn’t grant you a glance, a flick of his head, not while you might be looking back. And Jack never thought it was man’s work either, with those big hefty hands. Oh, all shrunk to the bone. Like picking flowers, he said. She loves me, she loves me not. Like counting buttons. I said, ‘So what d’you come for?’ He said, ‘Reasons.’ And I said, ‘So what d’you do when you’re not picking hops?’ and he said, ‘Be telling, wouldn’t it?’ But someone whispered in my ear, when they saw how the wind was blowing, ‘Butcher’s boy,’ and he gave the game away anyway when we took that walk, Sunday evening, round by the farmyard and stopped to look at the pigs, and he eyed ’em over like he was looking at something familiar from a new point of view, like he was weighing out sausages.
Like picking flowers, threading beads. But it was hops that brought us together, it was hop-picking that started it. The way your life gets fixed for you. Drink up, Vincey, have some more baby-juice. And it was pickings of another kind that clinched it. It’s all pickings.
He brings round a bundle of newspaper with about two pound of runner beans wrapped up inside that he said he got from one of Wick’s hands, though for all I knew he’d rifled ’em direct, and says did I want ’em? And I say, Yes, if he’ll help me top and tail and string ’em, like I was doing him a favour. Uncle Bert and Benny were down the Leather Bottle, drinking hop-juice, spending tokens, leaving me to do supper, and he’d have been down there too if he hadn’t also been spying out his moment. Runner beans. He said, ‘All right.’ So I went inside the hut and got a saucepan, two knives, a colander. You used to have to take everything like that, pots, p
ans, washtubs, the lot, like refugees. Then I went to the standpipe for water and came back and gave him one of the knives and only then did I flash him a smile, a real you-never-know smile, like a traffic light on amber. You never know how one thing leads to another.
Then I sat down on the hut step and spread the beans out on the paper on the grass in front of me and I put the saucepan down on the step beside me, deliberate, because there was room there for two. I said, ‘There’s a chair inside if you want it,’ and he said he was all right sitting on the grass. Copping more leg. I tossed him a runner and I could tell he’d never strung beans before. He might’ve known how to chop brisket but he didn’t know how to string beans. I said, ‘This way.’ Then I jammed the colander between my thighs so my skirt all rucked and tightened up. I said, ‘Chuck ’em in here. See if we can’t fill it.’ Because I wanted him to see, I wanted him to know, if it wasn’t plain as pie, that there was a bowl there, a whole bowl of me waiting. Unless he thought it was like a piece of armour. So we started filling the bowl. He aimed and he threw, rather than reaching across and dropping, and of course some of those bean slices started missing, some of them missed by a long way, some of them went down the front of my frock. It was an old cream thing with blue flowers on and buttons down the front. I suppose he was looking at those buttons, counting them. So we filled the colander. And I said, ‘What next?’ twisting a strand of hair around my finger. I said, ‘Uncle Bert and Benny won’t be back for a while yet,’ the colander still between my legs. ‘Unless you was thinking of joining them?’ He said he wasn’t thinking of doing that, looking at the beans. So I said, ‘Wait there. You can take me for a walk.’ Then I picked up the colander and stood up, shaking bits of bean out of myself, tutting, and I picked up the saucepan and took them inside and came out again, smiling, and he was smiling too.