The Perdition Score

  I look around.

  “This thing is huge. Is it a boat or a ship?”

  “A boat. As far as I know all yachts are boats.”

  “Then what’s a ship?”

  “A very big boat.”

  “But this is a very big boat. Why isn’t it a ship?”

  He looks at me for a second.

  “I can see how you’d make a good Devil.”

  “Sorry. Doors like this just make me nervous.”

  Abbot pushes it open.

  “You’re not under arrest. You’re with me now, remember? If anything, you get to arrest other people.”

  “Terrific. Now I’m a cop. All of my worst fears have come true.”

  “You’ll do fine.”

  Inside, the room is dark except for a bank of video monitors that ring the walls. I don’t know how many rooms this bucket has, but it looks like Abbot has every square inch of the place covered. I go over to get a better look at the setup.

  “You have as many trust issues as I do. I feel so much closer to you now.”

  A guy sitting at the control console turns around and gives me the eyeball. He has a cop mustache but a tailored shirt. His gold tie clip has three Greek letters on it. This guy hasn’t been in college in fifteen years, but he still flies his frat colors. Audsley Ishii used to do that. It isn’t love at first sight for either of us.

  “Willem, this is Stark,” says Abbot. “Stark. Willem.”

  Willem holds out his hand and I shake it. His heartbeat races a little. It’s obvious by his smile that he thinks I’m the scum they scrape off the sides of this boat, but he stays professional and says, “Welcome aboard.”

  “Thanks, Willem. I appreciate the hospitality.”

  That confuses him. But his heartbeat slows. The guy is the real thing. He gets excited, but has enough training to get it under control fast. I can’t see where he keeps his gun, so my guess is it’s strapped to his ankle and he can get it out as fast as he can corral his heart. He’d be a good guy to have on your side in a fight.

  Trouble is, I don’t think he thinks we’re on the same side.

  Abbot goes to the monitors and points to a cluster of six that cover the living room and surrounding corridors.

  “This is the area I want you to concentrate on. People are coming over for drinks in a little while. Some of them might be Wormwood. I want you to listen in case someone says anything that might give them away. Some are from the council, so you’ll know them. But try to learn as many of the other faces as you can.”

  I look at the monitors then at Abbot.

  “Down here, I’m useless. Up there, I’d be able to tell you who’s packing, who’s a straight arrow, and who’s lying.”

  Abbot smiles broadly.

  “They’re all liars. I’m the augur and they want to make me happy. Also, they all want to one up each other’s family. They’ll say anything that suits their interests.”

  “Tell me again why you need me when you have Willem over there?”

  “You’ve met at least some of Wormwood’s higher-ups. That puts you ahead of either of us. Look for those faces. Look and listen for anything familiar. If nothing comes up, then I wasted your evening and I’ll send you home with some cake.”

  “You didn’t say anything about cake earlier. I’m completely on board now.”

  “Good. Willem knows the system down here. He’ll be running the electronics. All you have to do is watch the show. I know you like movies. Pretend it’s My Dinner with André or something.”

  “I prefer A Fistful of Dollars, but I get your drift.”

  “Good. Okay. I have a couple of things to do. You two should get acquainted. The guests will be arriving shortly. If you want anything to eat or drink, you can have something sent down.”

  I take the seat next to Willem.

  “Very comfy. I love flying first class.”

  “I’ll see you afterward.”

  He leaves and I watch him go, crisscrossing from monitor to monitor on his way to check on the caviar fountain or corn-dog buffet, whatever it is heavy Sub Rosa clans dine on with their pope.

  I turn around and Willem is looking at me.

  I say, “You do this kind of thing a lot?”

  “Sometimes it’s me on the console. Sometimes it’s someone else. The work gets done.”

  “And no one is down here playing Ms. Pac-Man or Tetris while the blue bloods feed at the trough?”

  He punches a few buttons, changing angles on some of the cameras.

  “No. That’s more your speed, from what I’ve heard.”

  “Really? Palace gossip about a small-town boy like me? The folks back in Arkansas will be so proud.”

  He keeps at the console, not looking at me.

  “No gossip. Just facts. I have friends on the force.”

  “LAPD? They practically invented gossip. They’re worse than Hedda Hopper. They’re like the mean girls in a high school lunchroom. If they don’t know the truth, they’ll make something up just to see if they can make you cry.”

  “That’s not true and you know it.”

  I lean my elbows on the edge of the console. Look up at the screens.

  “I don’t know what I know sometimes. It’s a funny world. I saw bacon dance this afternoon. You ever see that? A whole plate. They could practically do a Busby Berkeley number.”

  Willem draws in a breath and lets it out.

  “What do you say we don’t talk for a while? Guests are starting to arrive.”

  “Is there a red carpet? Will we know who they’re wearing?”

  Willem ignores me.

  THE GATHERING IS exactly what I was afraid of. A CIA torture session of wine, cheese, and tony chitchat. Maybe eating Brie just makes people stupid. I never trusted the stuff myself. Soft cheese is a reminder that all cheese is just milk that crawled into a ditch to die, then some lunatic came along, spread the corpse on a saltine, and invented hors d’oeuvres. Now people pay heroin prices for stuff they could make themselves if they only had the guts to strap a pint of whole milk to their engine block for a few days. Sure it might come out a little greasy, but that’ll just shoot the stuff through your system faster. No need to absorb any actual calories. This is L.A., where the food is prettier than the movie stars and twice as untouchable.

  I look at Willem.

  “How do you sit here like this without committing ritual suicide?”

  He adjusts a camera angle.

  “It’s my job.”

  “Do you like it?”

  “Of course. It’s an honor to work for the augur.”

  I can’t see his eyes, so I can’t tell if he’s lying.

  “Sitting in a stuffy room pushing buttons. I get it. I used to talk that way the last time I worked for a bigwig.”

  He does a sarcastic little snort laugh.

  “When did you ever work for someone respectable?”

  “Respectable? Never. I used to work for Azazel, one of Lucifer’s generals. I guess I didn’t really ‘work’ for him. I was more of a slave. Anyway, I talked the way you do all the time. ‘What a great boss. What a great gig. I’m the luckiest boy in Candy Land.’”

  He looks at me and says, “Bullshit,” but he takes his time about it. Savoring the moment.

  I lean into the glow of the monitors to light up my face.

  “You think I got these scars playing Jenga?”

  “I’ve seen a hundred cons with faces like yours. You’re nothing special.”

  That’s the second time in a couple of days someone said I look like a con. One more time and I’m getting a haircut.

  I take the pause in the heartbreaking verbal abuse to look over the guests. A lot of old faces from the council meetings. I can’t remember most of their names, but I could find them in a crowd if I had to. A lot of new faces too.

  Beautiful people. Perfect clothes. Teeth like CG snowscapes. Breasts lifted. Jowls tightened. You can tell the Sub Rosa men from the civilians because the civilians have
hair plugs, while the balding Sub Rosa have hoodoo and self-loathing. I know I’m supposed to be listening for Wormwood giveaways, but I’d rather machine-gun the entire room than listen to any more chatter about private jets, vacation homes, or Arabian horses. I’d do it too. Wipe out the whole party, but Wormwood probably has bets on it and a mass slaughter would line someone’s pockets, so, for now, everyone is safe. As for why Abbot called me here, I haven’t heard one out-of-place word all evening.

  “I’d say this whole thing is pretty much a bust. How ’bout you, Willem? Picking up any supervillain vibes from this bunch?”

  “That’s not what I’m here for.”

  “What are you here for?”

  “To operate the equipment and to keep an eye on you.”

  “I have been falling asleep at meetings recently. Do you ever have sleeping problems, Willem? I do. Nightmares and migraines. I found a cure, but I’m not sure it’s healthy. Not a keeper. What do you do to relax, Willem?”

  He takes his hands from the console and wraps them together like he’s praying or wants to keep from punching me.

  “Stop saying my name all the time.”

  “Have I been? How rude. Say, Abbot said we could have stuff sent down here. What do you say to a couple of aperitifs?”

  He shakes his head.

  “Coffee is all you’re allowed.”

  “Ouch. Of everything you’ve said tonight, that’s the most hurtful.”

  Willem turns to face me. It’s the first time since we shook hands a couple of hours ago. A giveaway that this won’t be a lasting romance.

  He says, “The augur sees something in you, so I’ve been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. But you come in here with these games and attitude, and worst of all, this Hell bullshit. Is that supposed to scare me? Am I supposed to be impressed with your lies or, more likely, your delusions?”

  “I know some card tricks too.”

  “See? That’s what I’m talking about. You have nothing to say. Nothing to contribute except noise. If it was up to me, you wouldn’t just be barred from this boat. I’d keep you out of the whole marina.”

  “Luckily, it’s not up to you, so we get to spend this quality time together.”

  He turns back to the console.

  “Just be quiet and try to do at least a little piece of your job.”

  I watch the screen for a few minutes. The guests mingle. Abbot presses the flesh. Spends a few minutes with Tuatha Fortune, the wife of the previous augur. Waiters bring in drinks and food and take out the remains. The most exciting thing that happens is when a waiter runs out of shrimp puffs and Charlie Anpu, the graying, liquored-up patriarch of a heavyweight Sub Rosa family, gets bent out of shape about it. Like the poor-slob waiter is supposed to bend over and shoot seafood out of his ass. What a creep. My hoodoo is good enough that I could probably do it, but I hate to show off at parties.

  I pull out my phone and check the time. More than two hours down here in Glitter Gulch. The best night of my life.

  “So, Willem. How long were you a cop?”

  “I told you to stop saying my name.”

  “It’s a simple question. How long were you on the job?”

  He shakes his head.

  “You don’t get to ask about my personal life.”

  I point to one of the screens. The augur laughs at a billionaire’s dirty limerick or maybe the guy does a mean Ed Sullivan impression. Anyway, the laugh looks real, but I can see Abbot’s eyes and he’s dying inside. That makes two of us.

  “Abbot seems to be having a good time.”

  “He’s doing his job. And he’s not the one you’re supposed to be watching.”

  “I’m watching plenty. But I can’t hear a thing with you talking all the time.”

  He freezes for a minute, but doesn’t say anything.

  I take it back. I don’t want to machine-gun the party. I want to find the fault line that will drop California into the ocean and toss a nuke down there. No one on this boat, me included, will benefit the human race by living one more day. Let’s just blow the whole shebang into the Pacific and give Nevada a shot at some prime beachfront property.

  I look at other monitors. Waiters go in and out of the kitchen. Security patrols the walkway to the boat. A seagull swoops low and shits on the deck. Lucky bird.

  “Did you know Audsley Ishii?”

  Willem nods. “Ishii is a good man.”

  “And you don’t like me because I got him fired.”

  “I don’t like you because of who and what you are.”

  I swing my chair around to face him.

  “Enlighten me, Willem. What am I?”

  He turns to me.

  “You’re nothing but a loudmouth hustler. You have the skills to watch the room? Bullshit. You’re some hotshot killer? Bullshit. You’ve been to Hell? That’s the biggest bullshit of all. But it’s a nice line to the right people. The kind of unhinged street trash you spend your time with.”

  I check the time on my phone again. I swear time has stopped completely.

  “Ishii wants to kill me. Did you know that?”

  “Good luck to him, I say,” Willem says.

  “But I work for Abbot.”

  “I know.”

  “Which means you sort of work for me. I mean, as part of security it’s your job to fall on a grenade for anyone on the council.”

  “I know.”

  “That means me.”

  “Unfortunately.”

  I lean back.

  “Still like your job?”

  “I like my job fine. I just want you to stop talking.”

  “You got it, pal.”

  We watch the party for a while. The monitors hurt my eyes. I’m afraid they’re going to give me another Trotsky headache.

  “Audsley was a friend of mine,” says Willem.

  “You need better friends.”

  “It really would be a black mark on the whole security team’s record if he was to kill you.”

  Abbot looks up into one of the cameras and twirls his finger a little, saying it’s almost time to wrap things up.

  Willem zooms in on him.

  “The thing to remember about security is we’re only human. We have good days and bad. If Audsley was to show up . . .” Willem shrugs. “It could be one of our bad days.”

  He grins at me and I grin back, but his smile is bigger because I know he means every word of it. Some people just can’t take a joke.

  AS THE GUESTS straggle out, Abbot comes into the surveillance room.

  “What do you think?” he says. “Did you see or hear anything?”

  I shrug.

  “It was all manicures and shrimp puffs down here. Did you pick up anything, Willem?”

  “I’m not the Wormwood expert,” he says.

  “Still, did you notice anything unusual?” says Abbot.

  “No, sir.”

  “Me neither.”

  I pick a thread off my coat.

  “I think you owe me cake, boss.”

  “No,” he says. “Charles Anpu. Did you see him?”

  “He tried to strangle a waiter, so yeah.”

  “At council meetings, he’s been pushing us to contribute to Regis International. There’s a good chance they’re connected to Wormwood, which means that he might be connected too.”

  “Where did you hear that?”

  “I can’t say.”

  “I didn’t know the augur had confidential informants.”

  “Then you don’t know much about politics.”

  “No. I guess I don’t.”

  He leans on the edge of the console.

  “Then trust me. I know people who know people and they seldom steer me wrong.”

  “Okay. Say you’re right. Why don’t you just have Willem and his boy band grab him?”

  Abbot shakes his head.

  “It doesn’t work like that. Even for the augur, making accusations against a family without solid proof would be dangerous.
It could start a civil war.”

  That sounds about right for the Sub Rosa clans. They’re like the Hatfields and McCoys, but with helipads on the roof.

  I look up at Abbot.

  “What do you want me to do about it?”

  “Go. Follow them. Sneak into the Anpu estate and see what you can find out.”

  “How am I supposed to do that?”

  Abbot holds up his hands, frustrated.

  “I know you have powers. You can walk through walls and shadows.”

  Willem does his snort laugh.

  “Not anymore,” I tell him. “I lost that trick when I saved the world a few months back. Remember when I did that, Willem?”

  He plays with his console, ignoring me.

  “All right. But you can tail someone. I know that,” Abbot says.

  “Your security can’t even handle that?”

  “I can’t be seen to be directly involved.”

  I take out a Malediction.

  “This is my punishment for falling asleep at meetings, isn’t it?”

  “You’re not allowed to smoke in here,” says Willem.

  “Don’t worry. I’m leaving.”

  I look at the monitors. Get up. The boat looks pretty deserted.

  “They’ve got a head start. You have any idea where they’re headed?”

  “Musso and Frank’s,” Abbot says. “Get there and stay on them. Follow them wherever they go. If you can’t get into their home, well, we’ll figure something else out.”

  “What kind of car am I looking for?”

  “A silver Rolls-Royce Phantom.”

  “Lucky Charlie.”

  I hold out my hand to Willem.

  “It’s been a little bit of Heaven spending these hours with you. Tell Audsley hello from me.”

  Willem shakes my hand and says, “I’ll give him your regards.”

  “Now, Stark,” says Abbot. “Time to earn your money.”

  We go upstairs together. The sea air is crisp when we get on deck. I take a deep breath.

  “There are worse places to tail someone than Musso and Frank’s. I could use a martini.”

  “Not a chance,” says Abbot. “Stay outside and watch from there. Inside, you’re a bit . . .”

  “Noticeable.”

  “Exactly.”

  I head for the walkway leading to the pier.

  I call over my shoulder, “You still owe me cake.”

  “Go,” shouts Abbot. “Now.”