*Courtesy of Soap Opera Network
(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)
Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,304,000 (-5,000/-400,000)
2. B&B 2,982,000 (+4,000/+133,000)
3. DAYS 2,376,000 (-7,000/-27,000)
4. GH 2,228,000 (+11,000/-319,000)
Households
1. Y&R 3.2/11 (same/-.1)
2. B&B 2.3/8 (+.1/+.3)
3. DAYS 1.8/6 (same/+.1)
4. GH 1.7/5 (same/-.2)
Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 900,000 (-15,000/-13,000)
2. B&B 715,000 (+43,000/+190,000)
3. GH 578,000 (+28,000/-135,000)
4. DAYS 519,000 (-13,000/-111,000)
Women 18-49 Rating
1. Y&R 1.4/10 (same/same)
2. B&B 1.1/8 (same/+.3)
3. GH 0.9/6 (same/-.2)
4. DAYS 0.8/5 (same/-.2)
Every Week!
FEARLESS PREDICTIONS
What Will Happen? Who Will Die? Who Knows?
UNCENSORED looked into our crystal balls to forecast the future of your favorite stories and characters.
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
• TMZ catches Crystal Chappell in Brad Bell’s bed.
GENERAL HOSPITAL
• TMZ catches Brandon Barash in Frank Valentini’s bed.
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
• Turns out Marlena is EJ’s father.
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
• Sharon cements her status as daytime’s most ruined character when she tells Nick and Adam she’s expecting Victor’s kid!
REMOTE CONTROL
The soap malfunctions! The sudsy triumphs! And everything in between!
>>FF
GENERAL HOSPITAL — The Avengers!
• What has ABC done lately for GH? Well, other than renewing it, not a lot. I wish ABC promoted a soap it was about to cancel like GH did with THE AVENGERS recently. But, perhaps, that was Cartini’s way of sucking up to ABC to get a renewal. I doubt it.
>>FF
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS —
No comment. I can’t watch this shit anymore. That’s how deep I’ll go at press time. And trust me that’s as deep and as nice as I can be right now.
SOAP PORN: Next Week's Soapgasms
Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!
Top Shows to Watch:
1. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
2. DAYS OF OUR LIVES
3. GENERAL HOSPITAL
Top Storylines to Watch:
1. Fall of the DiMera Empire, DAYS
2. 50 Shades of Phick, Y&R
3. Meade, Dr. Meade, B&B
Top Actresses to Watch:
1. Finola Hughes, GH
2. Robin Mattson, GH
3. Michelle Stafford, Y&R
4. Laura Wright, GH
5. Hillary B. Smith, B&B
Top Actors to Watch:
1. Michael Muhney, Y&R
2. Jon Hensley, B&B
3. Charles Shaughnessy, DAYS
4. James Scott, DAYS
5. Chandler Massey, DAYS
Top Duos to Watch:
1. Phyllis and Nick, Y&R
2. Sami and Lucas, DAYS
3. Nikki and Jack, Y&R
Top Couples to Fast-Forward Through:
1. Bo and Hope, DAYS
2. Starr and Michael, GH
3. Gabi and Chad, DAYS
Top Dream Couples:
1. Avery and Sharon, Y&R
2. Avery and Michael, Y&R
3. Bill and Taylor, B&B
Top New-ish Duos to Watch:
1. Anna and John, GH
2. Chelsea and Adam, Y&R
3. Anna and Luke, GH
Top Tweeters:
1. Joshua Morrow: @joshuamorrowYR
2. Michael Muhney: @michaelmuhney
3. Crystal Chappell: @crystalchappell
Top Episodes To Watch:
1. Tuesday: An innocent bystander becomes an unintended target of Hope’s addiction on B&B. “What did that pill ever do to you, Hope?” asks Stacy. “You didn’t have to ‘hoop it!’”
2. Tuesday: DAYS’s Brady learns Nicole is preggers with EJ’s kid. Zzzzz….
3. Tuesday: B&B’s Jon Hensley arrives in Aspen. “We’re not in Peapack, N.J., anymore,” he says. “Where’s Nelson? Is Martha writing my scripts?”
The next issue of SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED will be out on Monday, May 7, 2012!
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