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    Let Us Talk of Basketball!

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    be a gift from older sis

      Who’d stay at home and tend the baby

      Let her parents go to dinner

      See a movie, sit with friends

      Mellow out ‘til talking end

      but no,

      Big sister was no help at all.

      She’d discovered basketball.

      “But in all fairness,” said the father

      “it is a sight to truly see

      Her reactions to the pass

      Or the fast break instantly

      Upon the steal the action shifts

      Ten people plus the referee

      To the opposition’s goal

      Where up it goes the perfect sphere

      Never touching rotten metal

      Thundering approval hear

      The crowds explode in home court favor

      Instant symbol of success

      Victory—‘thou art so sweet!’—

      She loves it. I never knew a girl

      Could strive so forcefully to win

      A battle. But what’s the point?

      Where will this lead her?

      Will she get a better job?

      Will it help her find a man?

      Lifting weights and up the stairs

      Of the stadium she ran

      All summer long instead of lying

      In the sun to get a tan.

      An entire year of preparation

      Gone for naught she’d have you think

      On the nights they sometimes

      Drink the bitter cup of close defeat

      Through the darkened early morning

      Angry sobs of stark depression

      Vows of vengeance whispered clear

      From her room we always hear

      Our daughter takes the victory

      quite seriously.”

      “And so she should,”

      Returns the mother;

      “Nothing’s wrong with winning ways.

      It’s only good though if it’s done

      Within the boundaries shown by law

      To guide humanity’s affairs

      No degenerating into chaos

      Such as rules the cats and bears

      Out there in the jungle wild

      Where naked men do toss their spears

      At everything that moves,

      or rustles leaves.

      I appreciate the civilized

      The church important to our lives

      Good food, good meat, good

      Things to eat, sidewalks

      Safe to stroll at night

      Made so by a working streetlight

      Cars obey the traffic signs

      Never speeding on arterials

      In parking lots they heed the lines

      Take two places—that’s heretical

      Breakfast, lunch, and later supper

      Three good meals a day I fix

      Her clothes are clean as they can be

      And ironed and pressed for all to see

      How fine a parent that I am

      And likewise for her father, Jim.”

      She smiled; and so did he.

      “Lots of Christian education

      Goes into our home’s religion

      Prayers we say before each meal

      Knowing that our God is real

      And working daily benefits

      Deals with sinners, stills the pain

      Of parents with a cross to bear

      Who suffer through a private hell.”

      “I should explain,” said father Jim

      “My wife and I now live in grief.

      Our only daughter is a thief!”

      Raucous laughter split the room

      By the fireplace choked on beer

      Buried face in mock remorse

      Handkerchiefs to wipe the tears.

      The lioness excused herself

      The others shook their heads in wonder

      Waiting for the rest to come

      from Jim.

      Said the father:

      “I’d really not believe it

      If with my own eyes I’d not truly seen it;

      My favorite is the reverse pivot!

      I love her at the other’s baseline

      Coaches yelling bursting lungs

      ‘Press! Press!’ waving arms

      Frantic with the one-point lead

      Last ten seconds of the game

      There she is a jumping jack

      You just know she’ll tip it out

      Or to a friend like Mary Lou

      Who pops it in to seal the fate

      Of those who put their skills on line

      Against the five—their work divine!”

      “She has the grand anticipation

      Knowing in her mind the track

      Ballistics are her special forte

      Lose the ball she’ll get it back.

      Cunning in her brain’s computer

      Analyzing patterns never known

      By those who live them high speed chase

      Mistakenly the ball is thrown

      Into traffic—interception

      Tipped away and suddenly

      The whole complexion shifts!

      She is determined, that I’ll say

      To any person that I meet

      Who knows her picture from the papers

      Strangers down there on the street

      Say hello to her and turn

      To follow with admiring eyes

      Normal clothes, normal hair, normal

      Speed for her slow motion

      In her letter jacket woven

      Leather, wool, and some chenille

      As she wanders through the ville

      on Saturdays and Sundays.”

      (Conclusion)

      So what’s to come of basketball,

      Does it really have a meaning?

      Sum it up, host and hostess

      Put the icing on the evening.

      But the lioness demurred

      “This time of night there’s no intrusion

      On his theoretical conclusions

      Speak, oh ‘master’ of this house

      Be brave, now, are you man or mouse?

      Tell us how to make some sense

      Out of bits and larger pieces

      Of our daughters’ chosen lives

      Which they hold so out of reach

      From all the general public fans

      While they display for all to see

      Results of campaigns far and wide

      Up and down the Interstate

      To the cities’ high school gyms

      Where gathers there to watch the debacle

      When our team pulls out a miracle

      Of one more win, a jewel in crown

      The conf’rence championship to own

      Tell us, ‘master,’ reconcile

      This subject academics think

      so vile!

      Basketball! What should we make of basketball?”

      He smiled and very deep in thought

      From the ancient hearthside brought

      His ideas into the mystic circle.

      “When I survey the ways of life

      Upon this planet Earth so fair

      I cannot help but see the strife

      That washes on her face as war.

      Yet there among the lesser creatures

      Social actions dictate functions

      Which are inherited, I am told

      By some books which I have read

      From their parents back in time

      So far the lineage seems to lead

      Early on volcanoes spewed

      Molten lava, then it rained

      To cool the Earth and wash away

      To oceans now forever salty

      ‘Twas in these primeval times

      Advantages of social life

      Demonstrated molecules

      Then larger larger aggregations

      Of the soupy ocean scum

      That finally spawned the noble line

      ending with the human.

      But now it’s everywhere we look

      People do
    ing things together

      I do wonder if we took

      Examples from the yon and hither

      And examined them so closely

      Would we discover then at last

      That the fairest of them all

      Was a sport called ‘basketball’?

      Yes!

      Now let me explain

      My train of thought.

      Take all the species live in groups

      Baboons doing well in troops

      Apes, chimpanzees, but a few

      Of the familiar higher forms

      But there is a much more common

      Distribution of communal life

      Among the creatures very small

      That sheds some light on basketball.

      Termites live by tens of thousands

      Accomplishing that wondrous architecture

      Of their mounds and tunnels complex

      Need a map to find the Centrex

      Bees and wasps construct their hives

      Just to live sylvatic lives

      Of eating and some reproduction

      when the need arises.

      Yet in all these interesting species

      There is a characteristic number

      Which functions best in situations

      Requiring group activity.

      Beyond that optimal quantity

      The social unit splits in two

      Or undergoes development

      Of queens and drones to start anew

      the social life so valued.

      But in the human what has happened?

      There is no need to tell you things

      New and strange to well-read ears

      You know already of our fears:

      Nuclear annihilation

      Industrial pollution

      Toxic wastes and toxic shocks

      The Pope and overpopulation

      Taxes voted in by Congress

      Legislators never ask us

      Our opinions of this business

      We have to tell them how to do

      The job for us a little better

      But the reply, when it comes

      Bears the signs of that form letter.

      On down therein to lower levels

      Incompetence is rampant through

      State agencies and City Council

      It’s only when you get all the way

      Down to your local PTA

      And sometimes, you know, not even then

      Can humans work in harmony

      For the common good.”

      The room was silent,

      Contemplative.

      The guests did not expect

      So devastating an attack

      Upon their sacred institutions.

      “Now, my theory is this:

      There is for every kind of thing

      That walks the universe a number

      Optimal beyond it which

      They cannot function with the beauty

      Of a simple task well done, but

      Seem to botch it up so badly

      Every member individual

      Of this collective mass so large

      Feels disappointed, smarter, better

      Able making judgments

      Which affect the common good

      Than those that they elected.

      What is that number for the human?

      Come on, now, don’t be naïve;

      You know it in your heart:

      the number’s five!

      Five people is the maximum

      This species can for all time ever

      Make collective progress toward

      A goal upon which all agree

      And never seeking to deny

      That what the entire wants is

      Is still the same as member parts’

      Desires and great objectives!”

      His audience was held in rapture

      By conclusions so insightful

      That friends of lesser confidence

      Could not help but be so spiteful

      Of his philosophical abilities!

      “And what do humans do in groups

      Of five that equals those accomplishments

      Relative sophistication

      To the level of the termite?

      I need not say but yet I shall!

      The human species is genetic

      Programmed, restricted, if you will

      The highest human trait of all

      Is this endeavor, what’s it called?”

      In unison his guests replied

      “We know it well! It’s basketball!”

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      Other works by John Janovy, Jr.

      Non-fiction:

      Fiction:

      The Ginkgo: An Intellectual and Visionary Coming-of-Age (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers; trade paperback from createspace.com/3382861)

      Tuskers (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers; trade paperback from createspace.com/3462041)

      Tuskers, The Movie (film script; e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

      Conversations between God and Satan: Held at the Crescent Moon Coffee House in Lincoln, Nebraska, USA, Earth, Milky Way (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers; trade paperback from createspace.com/3431482)

      Dinkle’s Life: A Spiritual Biography (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

      Christian Zombie: A Tale of Sin and Redemption (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

      Be Careful, Dr. Renner! (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

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