The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge
Since his first published story, “Apartness,” appeared in 1965, Vernor Vinge has forged a unique and awe-inspiring career in science fiction as his work has grown and matured. He is now one of the most celebrated authors of science fiction, having won the top award, the Hugo, for each of his last two novels.
Now, for the first time, this illustrious author gathers all his short fiction into a single volume. This collection is truly the definitive Vinge, capturing his visionary ideas at their very best. It also contains a never-before-published novella, one that represents precisely what this collection encapsulates—bold, unique, challenging science fictional ideas brought to vivid life with compelling storytelling.
Including such major pieces as “The Ungoverned” and “The Blabber” and Fast Times at Fairmont High, a novella, published here for the first time, that will do for wearable computers what Vinge’s True Names did for the Internet, this sumptuous volume will satisfy any reader who loves the sense of wonder and the excitement of great SF.
BY VERNOR VINGE
Tatja Grimm’s World
The Witling
True Names and Other Dangers (collection)
Threats…and Other Promises (collection)
Across Realtime
comprising:
The Peace War
“The Ungoverned”
Marooned in Realtime
*A Fire upon the Deep
*A Deepness in the Sky
*The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge
*True Names and the Opening of the Cyberspace Frontier (forthcoming)
*denotes a Tor book
This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in these stories are either fictitious or are used fictitiously.
THE COLLECTED STORIES OF VERNOR VINGE
Copyright © 2001 by Vernor Vinge
Edited by James Frenkel.
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Copyright Acknowledgments
“Bookworm, Run!” Copyright © 1966 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“The Accomplice” Copyright © 1967 by Galaxy Publishing Corporation. First published in Worlds of If Science Fiction.
“The Peddler’s Apprentice” Copyright © 1975 by Joan D. Vinge and Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“The Ungoverned” Copyright © 1985 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Far Frontiers, Baen Books.
“Long Shot” Copyright © 1972 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“Apartness” Copyright © 1965 by New Worlds SF.
“Conquest by Default” Copyright © 1968 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“The Whirligig of Time” Copyright © 1974 by Random House, Inc. First published in Stellar One, Ballantine Books.
“Bomb Scare” Copyright © 1970 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“The Science Fair” Copyright © 1971 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Orbit 9, G. P. Putnam’s Sons.
“Gemstone” Copyright © 1983 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“Just Peace” Copyright © 1971 by Vernor Vinge and William Rupp. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“Original Sin” Copyright © 1972 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction Science Fact.
“The Blabber” Copyright © 1988 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Threats…and Other Promises, Baen Books.
“Win a Nobel Prize!” Copyright © 2000 by Nature Publishing Group. This article was first published in Nature.
“The Barbarian Princess” Copyright © 1986 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction and Science Fact.
Fast Times at Fairmont High Copyright © 2001 by Vernor Vinge.
“The Cookie Monster” Copyright © 2003 by Vernor Vinge. First published in Analog Science Fiction and Science Fact.
Vernor Vinge’s commentary on a number of stories which appeared in the Baen Books collections True Names…and Other Dangers and Threats…and Other Promises appeared in substantially similar form in those collections.
Vernor Vinge’s commentary for “The Accomplice” appeared in substantially similar form in the program book of the 64th Anniversary Philadelphia Science Fiction Conference (Philcon 2000).
To all my editors
(including those who have rejected my stories)
for their help over the years
Acknowledgments
I would like to thank my editor for this book, Jim Frenkel. More people than I can name have helped me with these stories, but in particular I want to thank those who helped with the new story in this collection, Fast Times at Fairmont High: Sara Baase-Mayers, David Baxter, John Carroll, Bob Fleming, Jim Frenkel, Peter Flynn, Mike Gannis, Pat Hillmeyer, Cherie Kushner, Keith Mayers, Phil Pournelle, Bill Rupp, Mary Q. Smith, and Joan D. Vinge.
Contents
Foreword
“BOOKWORM, RUN!”
THE ACCOMPLICE
THE PEDDLER’S APPRENTICE (with Joan D, Vinge)
THE UNGOVERNED
LONG SHOT
APARTNESS
CONQUEST BY DEFAULT
THE WHIRLIGIG OF TIME
BOMB SCARE
THE SCIENCE FAIR
GEMSTONE
JUST PEACE (with William Rupp)
ORIGINAL SIN
THE BLABBER
WIN A NOBEL PRIZE!
THE BARBARIAN PRINCESS
FAST TIMES AT FAIRMONT HIGH
BONUS
THE COOKIE MONSTER
Foreword
The year 1965 is special for me: that’s when I made my first science-fiction sale. In the next few years I sold a number of stories. My ideal length was around twelve thousand words. Shorter than that wasn’t enough space to make the point of the story, and with longer stories, I had trouble coordinating characters and detail. Eventually, I became comfortable with novel-length stories. Most of my short fiction has been anthologized, stories scattered through many books: orphans moving from home to home. Publishers are reluctant to do one-author collections—with happy exceptions, such as the Baen collections in the 1980s and now this Tor collection in 2001.
The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge contains almost all my published short fiction to date. For the record, the omissions are:
True Names, which is included in True Names and the Opening of the Cyberspace Frontier;
“Grimm’s Story,” which is the core of my novel, Tatja Grimm’s World.
Finally, this Tor collection contains a first appearance, the novella Fast Times at Fairmont High (hot off the word processor).
—VERNOR VINGE
August 2001
“BOOKWORM, RUN!”
I was a child in the 1950s, a little boy who could talk and write better than he could think, but who had a good imagination, and read everything he could by people much smarter than he. I wanted to know the future of science, to participate in revolutions to come.
Sci
ence fiction seemed a window on all this, I wanted interstellar empires (interplanetary ones at the least). I wanted supercomputers and artificial intelligence and effective immortality. All seemed possible. In fact, our technological success is ultimately based on intelligence. If we could use technology to increase (or create) intelligence…
The first story I ever wrote (that sold) was a look at this idea. Instead of Artificial Intelligence (Al), I used Intelligence Amplification (IA). The means seemed at hand: After all (I thought) what is memory but retrieval of information? Why couldn’t human reason be augmented by hardware? (Perhaps it’s fortunate that at the time I had no technical knowledge of computers. I might have become discouraged, ended up writing really hardcore science-fiction…about punch cards and batch processing.)
It was 1962, I was a senior in high school, and I wanted to write about the first man to have a direct mind-to-computer link. I even thought I might be the first person ever to write of such a thing. (In that, of course, I was wrong—but the theme was rare compared to nowadays.) I worked very hard on the story, applying everything I knew about SF writing. I put together a social background that I thought would make things interesting even where the story sagged: cheap fusion/electricity converters had been invented (that worked at room-temperature!), trashing the big power utilities and causing a short-term depression. (In a sense, this was a sequel to Randall Garrett’s story, “Damned If You Don’t.” I admired that story very much; economic depressions were faraway, alien beasts to me.) And of course, there would be experiments with chimpanzees before the IQ amplifier was tried on my human hero.
Having thought things out, I described the plot to my little sister (a tenth-grader). She suffered through my endless recounting, then remarked, “Except for the part about the chimpanzee, it sounds pretty dull.” What a comedown. Still…she had a point. The chimpanzee story had an obvious ending. After it made me famous, I could write the important story, the one with a human hero.
John W. Campbell liked the chimpanzee part, too. (And unlike my sister, he got a kick out of the Randall Garrett references.) Eventually, he bought the story for Analog.
So. It’s 1984 (as seen by a teenager from the early 1960s), and we have a hero with a very serious problem:
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They knew what he’d done.
Norman Simmons cringed, his calloused black fingers grasped Tarzan of the Apes so tightly that several pages ripped. Seeing what he had done, Norman shut the book and placed it gently on his desk. Then, almost shaking with fear, he tried to roll himself into a ball small enough to escape detection. Gradually he relaxed, panting; Kimball Kinnison would never refuse to face danger. There must be a way out. He knew several routes to the surface. If no one saw him…
They’d be hunting for him; and when they caught him, he would die.
He was suddenly anxious to leave the prefab green aluminum walls of his room and school—but what should he take? He pulled the sheet off his bed and spread it on the floor. Norman laid five or six of his favorite books on the sheet, scuttled across the room to his closet, pulled out an extra pair of red and orange Bermuda shorts, and tossed them on top of the books. He paused, then added a blanket, his portable typewriter, his notebook, and a pencil. Now he was equipped for any contingency.
Norman wrapped the sheet tightly about his belongings and dragged the makeshift sack to the door. He opened the door a crack, and peeked out. The passageway was empty. He cautiously opened the door wide and stepped down onto the bedrock floor of the tunnel. Then he dragged the sheet and its contents over the doorsill. The bag dropped the ten inches which separated the aluminum floor of his room from the tunnel. The typewriter landed with a muffled clank. Norman glanced anxiously around the corner of the room, up the tunnel. The lights were off in the Little School. It was Saturday and his teachers’ day off. The Lab was closed, too, which was unforeseen good luck, since the aloof Dr. Dunbar was usually there at this time.
He warily circled about a nearby transport vehicle. Model D-49 Ford Cargo Carrier, Army Transport Mark XlXe. Development Contract D-49f1086-1979. First deliveries, January, 1982…RESTRICTED Unauthorized use of RESTRICTED materials is punishable by up to 10 years imprisonment, $10,000 fine, or both: Maintenance Manual: Chapter 1, Description…The Mark XlXe is a medium speed transport designed to carry loads of less than fifteen tons through constricted areas, such as mine tunnels or storage depots. The “e” modification of the Mark XIX indicates the substitution of a 500-hp Bender fusion power source for the Wankel engine originally intended for use with the XIX. As the Bender pack needs only the natural water vapor in the air for fuel, it is an immense improvement over any other power source. This economy combined with the tape programmed auto-pilot, make the XlXe one of…Norman shook his head, trying to cut off the endless flow of irrelevant information that came to mind. With practice, he was sure that he would eventually be able to pick out just the data he needed to solve problems, but in the meantime the situation was often very confusing.
The passage he was looking for was between the 345th and 346th fluorescent tube—counting from his room; it was on the left side of the tunnel. Norman began running, at the same time pulling the sack behind him. This was an awkward position for him and he was soon forced to a walk. He concentrated on counting the lighting tubes that were hung from the roof of the tunnel. Each fluorescent cast harsh white light upon the walls of the tunnel, but between the tubes slight shadows lingered. The walls of the passage were streaky with whorls almost like wood or marble, but much darker and grayish-green. As he walked a slight draft of fresh air from faraway air regenerators ruffled the hair on his back.
NORMAN FINALLY TURNED to face the left wall of the passage and stopped—343-344-345. The liquid streaks of pyrobole and feldspar appeared the same here as in any other section of the tunnel. Taking another step, Norman stood at the darkest point between the two lights. He carefully counted five hand-widths from the point where the wall blended into the floor. At this spot he cupped his hands and shouted into the wall: “Why does the goodwife like Dutch Elm disease for tea?”
The wall replied: “I don’t know. I just work here.”
Norman searched his memory, looking for one piece of information among the billions. “Well, find out before her husband does.”
There was no reply. Instead, a massive section of bedrock swung noiselessly out of the wall, revealing another tunnel at right-angles to Norman’s.
He hurried into it, then paused and glanced back. The huge door had already shut. As he continued up the new tunnel, Norman was careful to count the lights. When he came to number forty-eight, he again selected a place on the wall and shouted some opening commands. The new tunnel was slanted steeply upward as were the next three passages which Norman switched to. At last he reached the spot in the sixth tunnel which contained the opening to the surface. He paused, feeling both relief and fear: Relief because there weren’t any secret codes and distances to remember after this; fear because he didn’t know what or who might be waiting for him on the other side of this last door. What if they were just hiding there to shoot him?
Norman took a deep breath and shouted: “There are only 3,456,628 more shopping days till Christmas.”
“So?” came the muffled reply.
Norman thought: NSA (National Security Agency) cryptographic (code) analysis organization. Report Number 36390.201. MOST SECRET. (Unauthorized use of MOST SECRET materials is punishable by death.): “Mathematical Analysis of Voice and Electronic Pass Codes,” by Melvin M. Rosseter, RAND contract 748970-1975. Paragraph 1: Consider L, an m by n matrix (rectangular array—arrangement) of (n times m) elements (items) formed by the Vrevik product…Norman screamed shrilly. In his haste, he had accepted the wrong memories. The torrent of information, cross-references, and explanatory notes, was almost as overwhelming as his experience the lime he foolishly decided to learn all about plasma physics.
With an effort he choked off the memories. But n
ow he was getting desperate. He had to come up with the pass code, and fast.
Finally, “So avoid the mash. Shop December 263.”
A LARGE SECTION of the ceiling swung down into the tunnel. Through the opening, Norman could see the sky. But it was gray, not blue like the other time! Norman had not realized that a cloudy day could be so dreary. A cold, humid mist oozed into the tunnel from the opening. He shuddered, but scrambled up the inclined plane which the lowered ceiling section formed. The massive trapdoor shut behind him.
The air seemed still, but so cold and wet. Norman looked around. He was standing atop a large stony bluff. Scrub trees and scraggly brush covered most of the ground, but here and there large sections of greenish, glacier-scoured bedrock were visible. Every surface glistened with a thin layer of water. Norman sneezed. It had been so nice and warm the last time. He peered out over the lower land and saw fog. It was just like the description in the “Adventures of the Two and the Three.” The fog hung in the lower land like some tenuous sea, filling rocky fjords in the bluff. Trees and bushes and boulders seemed to lurk mysteriously within it.
This mysterious quality of the landscape gave Norman new spirit. He was a bold adventurer setting out to discover new lands.
He was also a hunted animal.
Norman found the small footpath he remembered, and set off across the bluff. The wet grass tickled his feet and his hair was already dripping. His books and typewriter were getting an awful beating as he dragged them over the rough ground.
He came to the edge of the bluff. The grass gave way to a bedrock shelf overlooking a drop of some fifty feet. Over the years, winter ice had done its work. Sections of the face of the cliff had broken off. Now the rubble reached halfway up the cliff, almost like a carelessly strewn avalanche of pebbles except that each rock weighed many tons. The fog worked in and out among the boulders and seemed to foam up the side of the cliff.