Rise of The Kek Screenplay

PARTMENT - DAY

  Empty plates sit on the kitchen table.

  Jeremy and Tara are having sex on the living room floor.

  In B.G., news on TV.

  FLORIDA NEWSCASTER

  A group of local hunters have killed the

  so-called Super Spider in Southern

  Wisconsin. We take you live to the scene.

  The TV displays five hunters posing above a dead Kek.

  A military helicopter is fast approaching from behind them.

  A vehicle can be heard slamming on its brakes.

  A hand covers the lens.

  The video feed ends abruptly.

  FLORIDA NEWSCASTER (CONT’D)

  Apparently, we've lost the transmission.

  Pretty scary stuff. More large webs, such

  as the one the creature inhabited, have

  been reported as far south as Illinois.

  Neither Jeremy nor Tara notice the report.

  After sex, they get dressed as if nothing happened.

  TARA

  I was thinking about applying for the

  Ozone Repair Project. I have a lot of

  experience in environmental assessment

  and I think it would be fun.

  JEREMY

  You should go for it.

  TARA

  Interviews are tomorrow afternoon but my

  flight leaves in the morning.

  JEREMY

  You can stay here for a few days.

  TARA

  That's very generous, Jeremy. But even if

  I apply tomorrow, it could be weeks

  before they get back to me.

  JEREMY

  I'm willing to take that chance. Tell you

  what, go there and apply tomorrow

  afternoon. We'll give it a week, see what

  happens.

  TARA

  I really do hate my job at the health

  food store.

  JEREMY

  There you go. You're due for a change.

  She kisses him. It leads to more sex.

  INT. JEREMY'S A