Lokus



  LOKUS

  by Dobry Łobuz

  Copyright 2012 Dobry Łobuz

  The name loku derives from haiku. Haikus are sophisticated, elegant and erudite. Lokus are the opposite.

  The rules for a loku are simple: there are five lines, the first four of which have two words while the last has one. At least one of the words in each of the last four lines must rhyme with at least one of the words in the first line. A loku cannot contain any words created by hyphenation unless such words are standardized in the language, and a loku cannot have a title.

  in Aix

  all sex

  has effects

  via onyx

  dildex

  with fid

  removed lid

  which hid

  his kid's

  id

  during demise

  his eyes

  showed surprise

  abjuring theoretically

  otherwise

  Cinderella paws

  a fella

  named Pamela

  who gnaws

  mortadella

  ulica Łobzowska

  szósta godzina

  pies szczeka

  mężczyzna czeka

  pada

  in France

  ants have

  pants and

  prance along

  Resistance

  obesity is

  propensity to

  density from

  purely rabid

  gluttony

  since politicians

  aren't logicians

  their mathematicians

  subtractions produce

  additions

  one June

  claire lune

  dark coon

  silent loon

  Saskatoon

  więcej krów

  ma Gdów

  niz Kozłów

  nie mów

  idiotów

  oh, yes

  the dress

  I confess

  for less

  guess

  towering peaks

  snake seeks

  tall leeks

  predators' beaks

  louring

  summer bear

  little care

  crop share

  dirty hair

  lair

  que tal

  en total

  femme fatal

  igual en

  principal

  fog dog

  or smog

  low log

  sog jump

  splog

  minks' cocks

  white fox

  black socks

  gruff lynx

  blinks

  rattle corn

  big horn

  cattle crowds

  battle shrouds

  shorn

  green crew

  loyal true

  checker slew

  petting zoo

  anew

  l'heure verte

  porte ouverte

  Simone couverte

  peur maintenant

  inerte

  shadow birds

  cardboard turds

  paper surds

  tissue girds

  herds

  nervous dingus

  on Lesbos

  verbose women

  lingos anticipating

  cunnilingus

  from Argentina

  name's Roena --

  Erich's bambina

  family Fromm --

  Concertina

  religious restrictions

  social constrictions

  mental frictions

  physical rictions

  jaundice

  raped more

  on floor

  between Zor

  and Fenor

  sore

  flirty women

  turgid seamen

  dirty linen

  driven sins

  forgiven

  gajowe byki

  nosią kolczyki

  biorąc owocowe

  łyki z

  papriki

  I differ

  with her

  zipper dipper's

  flipper gripper

  sigh

  the days

  of maize

  lost gaze

  in haze

  blaze

  blaze in

  maize causes

  haze that

  stays days

  always

  two octopi

  together lie

  and sigh

  and die

  goodbye

  alone so

  the drone

  should go

  phone his

  crone

  Simone beautifully

  hones his

  bone from

  moan to

  groan

  dirty rice

  in dice

  so nice

  to slice

  splice

  let know

  will go

  along Po

  so slow

  Moe

  kaffir lime

  in time

  will rhyme

  with fear

  dear

  germans true

  people knew

  evil crew

  therefore slew

  Jew

  on ground

  was found

  all bound

  no sound

  profound

  heavy door

  bashful whore

  sticky floor

  wash more

  bore

  I died

  I sighed

  I cried

  I died

  dead

  Karmelicka. deszcz

  mężczyzna stoi

  kurtka mokra

  hańba glęboko

  jasna

  my dear

  I fear

  you'll hear

  those near

  clear

  plastic city

  spastic teaty

  gloomy ditty

  itty bitty

  shitty

  me rabbit

  carried honey

  funny smile

  friendly eye

  sunny

  feel jowl

  his bowel

  his dowel

  an eel

  foul

  Merciful God

  old sod

  radiant nod

  yet odd

  bod

  łosie mają

  kalosze ktore

  mają łososie

  ktore posiadają

  włosie

  this being

  is seeing

  what's fleeing

  as peeing

  Darjeeling

  if ire

  set fire

  to byre

  and lyre

  dire

  borborygmi tango

  flatus fandango

  peristalsis sango

  cecum mango

  bango

  jeer jeer

  he's queer

  oh dear

  so near

  fear

  Bach Johan

  baa sheep

  bah humbug

  baja California

  rumba

  dear dear

  I fear

  so near

  his leer

  beer

  chuligan made

  marcepan from

  chrzan while

  bocian occupied

  tapczan

  at zoo

  elephant poo

  bat goo

  tiger schmoo

  phoo

  sweet Sue

  in blue

  she knew
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  her crew

  heat

  light wine

  so fine

  on time

  from vine

  align

  me blinks

  she stinks

  me thinks

  the hairy

  minx

  c d

  b off

  m p

  3 on

  g

  the revulsion

  to evolution

  primitive mentation

  spiritual etiolation

  ablation

  new gentry

  have sentry

  who blew

  through rear

  entry

  that remark

  prince dark

  in Denmark

  so stark

  park

  komar chce

  być homar

  mieć sonar

  ale pływanie,

  koszmar

  monkey do

  monkey see

  doggie see

  doggie doo

  shoe

  I dread

  he's dead

  so red

  he bled

  head

  yesterday wish

  in Bombay

  Buddhist dish

  priest flambé

  knish

  the bee

  distant tree

  saw me

  clearly what

  folly

  creeping rat

  spat at

  sleeping bat

  alerting eating

  cat

  slowly bleeding

  creeping rat

  darkness evading

  ripping cat

  waiting

  found it

  sound it

  bound it

  around it

  Hobbit

  I roam

  on dome

  of loam

  and foam

  home

  hippo drome

  dogo drome

  cato drome

  rato drome

  syndrome

  this bore

  is more

  than for

  the whore

  adore

  the wife

  in grief

  from strife

  cruel knife

  life

  bidden Cancun

  one noon

  the moon

  too soon

  hidden

  shark fin

  soup bin

  huge din

  no win

  gin

  hurricane shudders

  hurricane sputters

  hurricane flutters

  hurricane mutters

  utters

  o bama

  lo mama

  ke nya

  bots wanna

  bwana

  many ways

  many days

  many plays

  in maze

  craze

  reveal heiress

  in Paris

  most embarrass

  on ferris

  wheel

  Padre Isles

  always smiles

  amongst denials

  with wiles

  beguiles

  his whompy

  was whimpy

  flippy floppy

  softy too

  ofty

  reverse thread

  feminine head

  obverse said

  perverse straight

  ahead

  ulnar drift

  palmar shift

  grift by

  dorsoradial planar

  lift

  his differential

  potential was

  essential in

  causal matters

  mathematical

  Napa Valley

  chardonay chablis

  pinot gris

  some unfortunately

  vinegary

  men hide

  what's inside

  dogs abide

  what's outside

  pride

  semper fi

  brave guy

  will die

  five high

  magpie

  yankee doodle

  ate poodle

  with noodle

  calling she

  Macaroni

  the fox

  loves lox

  wears socks

  and knocks

  politely

  don't sneer

  and leer

  and jeer

  and peer,

  dear

  the seer

  near here

  heard deer

  sip clear

  beer

  ass port

  pass port

  gas port

  re sort

  cohort

  great! expect

  to rate

  your fate

  too late

  mate

  steel lust

  to dust

  it must

  become just

  rust

  silicone teats

  it fits

  my mitts.

  phone, you

  crone

  afraid so

  dear Joe

  can't mow

  the snow

  no

  southern crudity

  southern obesity

  southern stupidity

  indubitably are

  brethren

  many days

  green ways

  in bays

  through cays

  maze

  feeling fat

  the gnat

  sat on

  a kneeling

  mat

  big gnat

  so fat

  stupidly sat

  where bat

  at

  O. J.

  Po' J.

  much woe

  will pay

  hurray

  know cold

  in snow

  blow wind

  driven slow

  flow

  golden daze

  of maize

  a blaze

  haze for

  days

  klapki nie

  chcą adaptki

  do babki

  matki mojej

  żonaki

  roses red

  violets dead

  pansies dread

  smiling centipede

  head

  heated lair

  bare bear

  without hair

  never there

  dare

  Socrates winked

  Demosthenes blinked

  Pericles clinked

  Sophocles sinked

  Euripides

  Oscar Wilde

  perhaps mild

  nevertheless failed

  his defiled

  child

  the rum

  made dumb

  numb still

  some can

  see

  the source

  of divorce

  could be

  Norse of

  course

  Christians intertwine

  moslems exertwine

  heretics untwine

  serpents thine

  serpentine

  no way

  that Faye

  will stay

  all day

  hey

  beneath dairy

  we bury

  milk teeth

  fairy named

  Harry

  do season

  within reason

  after you

  slice on

  bison

  a blow

  red snow

  injured slow

  falling go

  low

  cream flower

  power turned

  sour: syphilis

  and lsdream

  scream
br />   in aeries

  with fairies

  eating cherries

  berries and

  canaries

  that twardziel

  his bell

  will ring

  in Hell

  well

  she led

  his head

  to bed

  instead of

  Fred

  black curls

  hair whorls

  opalescent burls

  liquid pearls

  girls

  big deal

  my eel

  felt ill

  when peel

  wheal

  this queer

  deer has

  strange gear

  in near

  rear

  Polacy mają

  kace i

  dziwnie jacy

  wyrzucają ich

  tace

  jutting out

  his rutting

  cutting member

  like devout

  snout

  Arlan Andrew

  has cockatoo

  who will

  argue with

  you

  the hairy

  fairy had

  Jerry and

  Larry to

  bury

  those who

  pose in

  clothes while

  snow blows

  knows

  since edentulous

  his finch

  prince will

  mince his

  blintz

  in caboose

  a noose

  held goose

  but moose

  loose

  pizza piper

  pickled pepper

  lonely ripper

  of kipper's

  flipper

  atheist's suture

  kept preacher

  from non-deist

  crippled creature

  future

  mellow gin

  hit chin

  after din

  made swallow

  pin

  mex book

  hex book

  tex book

  sex book

  took

  remember in

  september great

  pretender and

  magnificent gender

  bender

  an oriole

  poked pole

  in hole

  at sole

  mole

  chigger's little

  jigger is

  bigger than

  nigger's whatchama

  thigger

  contraband dealers

  hire steelers

  with feelers

  not bland

  revealers

  lo, sex

  workers credo:

  your needo

  speedo rapido

  finito

  ziobry pewnie

  istnieją wyłącznie

  przy browarach

  jako chimery

  polskie

  retired whore

  has store

  for sex

  battered toys

  galore

  Yak butter

  better udder

  Tibetans mutter

  creamy stutter

  flutter

  my ESET

  was beset

  and upset

  by viral

  reset

  in honey

  quietly funny

  bunny lost

  money with