Mary Poppins Comes Back

  “My Glorious Ghosts! That’s me!” he cried. “I know who I really am at last! Why, I’m not the cleverest man in the world!” He flung up his head with a gusty laugh. “Ho-ho! Ha-ha! I see it all now! I’m not a thinking person at all. I’m nothing but a Merry Old Soul!”

  He waved his arms at the gaping courtiers. “Here, you! Take away those pens and papers. Tear up the notebooks! Bury the desks! And if anyone mentions a fact to me I shall cut off his head myself!”

  The King gave another uproarious laugh and embraced the Prime Minister so tightly that he nearly killed the old man.

  “Forgive me, my faithful friend!” he cried. “And bring me my Pipe and a Bowl of Punch and call in my Fiddlers Three!”

  “And you, my Joy, my Treasure, my Dove. . .” he turned to the Queen with outstretched arms. “Oh, give me your hand again, dear heart, and I’ll never let it go!”

  Happy tears crept down the cheeks of the Queen, and the King touched them gently away. “I don’t need stars in the sky,” he whispered, “I have them here, in your eyes.”

  “Forgive me if I interrupt. But what about me?” exclaimed the Cat.

  “Well, you’ve got the kingdom. You’ve got the crown! What more do you want?” the King demanded.

  “Pooh!” said the Cat. “They’re no use to me! Accept them, I pray, as a friendly gift. But as no cat ever gives something for nothing, I demand in return two small requests—”

  “Oh, anything. Anything at all,” said the King with a lordly gesture.

  “I should like, every now and then,” said the Cat, “to come to the Palace and see—”

  “Me? Why, of course! You’re always welcome!” The King broke in with a satisfied smile.

  “To see the Queen,” the Cat continued, ignoring the King’s remark.

  “Oh – the Queen! All right. Whenever you like. You can help us to keep down the mice.”

  “My second request,” the Cat went on, “is the little chain of blue-and-green flowers that the Queen wears round her neck.”

  “Take it – and welcome,” the King said airily. “It was only a cheap one, anyway.”

  Slowly the Queen put up her hands and unfastened the clasp at her throat. She twined the necklace about the Cat, looping it round the furry body and over and under the tail. Then for a long moment she looked deep into the Cat’s green eyes and the Cat looked into hers. And in that look lay all the secrets that Queens and cats carry in their hearts and never tell to anyone.

  “My At Home days are every Second Friday,” said the Queen, as she smiled at the Cat.

  “I shall come,” the Cat said, nodding.

  And having said that, it turned away and, without a glance at anyone else, sailed out of the Council Chamber. The blue-and-green necklace shone in its fur and its tail waved to and fro like a banner.

  “By the way!” called the King, as the Cat departed. “Are you sure you’re really a prince in disguise? Could I have safely cut off your head?”

  The Cat turned about and regarded him gravely. Then it smiled its mocking smile.

  “Nothing is certain in this world. Goodbye!” said the green-eyed Cat.

  It sprang across the sunny threshold and down the Castle steps.

  On the Palace lawn a red cow was admiring her reflection in an ornamental pond.

  “Who are you?” she enquired, as the Cat passed by.

  “I’m the Cat that Looked at a King,” he replied.

  “And I,” she remarked with a toss of her head, “am the Cow that Jumped Over the Moon.”

  “Is that so?” said the Cat. “Whatever for?”

  The Cow stared. She had never before been asked that question. And suddenly it occurred to her that there might be something else to do than jumping over moons. For the first time, the whole thing appeared as a piece of foolishness.

  “Now that you mention it,” she said shyly, “I don’t think I really know.” And she trotted away across the lawn to think the matter over.

  On the garden path a large, grey bird was noisily flapping its wings.

  “I’m the Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs!” it quacked haughtily.

  “Indeed?” said the Cat, “and where are your goslings?”

  “Goslings?”The Goose turned a trifle pale. “Well, now that you mention it, I have none. I always felt there was something missing.” And she hurried off to make a nest and lay a common egg.

  Plop! A green shape dropped in front of the Cat.

  “I’m the Frog that Would a-Wooing Go,” it said proudly.

  “Do you tell me that, now?” the Cat said gravely. “Well, I trust you are happily married.”

  “Er – now that you mention it – not exactly. In fact, – er – no!” confessed the Frog.

  “Ah,” said the Cat, with a shake of his head. “You should have obeyed your Mother!”

  And before the Frog could do more than blink, the Cat had passed on. Away it went down the garden path, its whiskers twitching in the morning air, its blue-and-green necklace shining in the sun and its white tail waving like a banner behind it.

  And as it disappeared through the Palace gates, all those who had seen it felt rich and happy. It had looked at them with its bright green eyes and their lives had taken a new direction.

  The Cow and the Goose and the Frog were happy, for now they could stop doing foolish things that had no rhyme or reason. The courtiers all were happy men, dancing by day to the Fiddlers’ tunes and drinking at night from the flowing bowl. The King himself was extremely happy because he no longer thought about anything. And the Queen was happy for a very good reason – because the King was happy. The little Page was happy too. For now he could fill the inkwells with ink, and empty them back in the bottle again with no one to say him nay. But the happiest person in all the world was the old Prime Minister.

  Do you know what he did?

  He issued a proclamation.

  The King commanded his subjects (it said) to put up Maypoles and dance around them; to get out Merry-go-rounds and ride them; to dance and feast and sing and grow fat and love one another dearly. And, furthermore (it was clearly printed), if anyone disobeyed these laws, the King would immediately cut off his head.

  And, having done that, the Prime Minister felt he had done enough. He spent the rest of his days doing nothing – just sitting in the sun in a rocking-chair, making himself a gentle breeze with a fan of coconut palm.

  As for the Cat, it went its way through the ways of the world, decked in the Queen’s bright necklace; and gazing at everything it saw with its green and piercing eyes.

  It is still wandering, some folks say, for Near and Far are alike to it. And always as it goes, it watches out for one or another who will return its gaze. A king, it may be, or perhaps a shepherd, or a man going by through the city streets. If it comes upon anyone like that, it will stay with them for a little while. Not very long, but long enough. It takes no more than the tick of a second to look down deep in its deep green eyes and discover who they are. . .

  The dreamy voice was hushed and silent. The sunlight crept away from the window and dusk came slowly in. Not a sound could be heard in the Nursery but the ticking of the clock.

  Then, with a start, as though she were coming back from a great distance, Mary Poppins turned to the children. Her eyes snapped angrily.

  “May I ask what you’re doing out of bed? I thought you were dying of toothache, Michael! What are you gaping at me for, Jane? I am not a Performing Bear!”

  And, snatching up her wool, she became her usual whirlwind self.

  With a squeak, Michael ran across the room and hurled himself into bed. But Jane did not move.

  “I wonder who I am!” she said softly, half to herself and half to Michael.

  “I know who I am,” said Michael stoutly. “I’m Michael George Banks, of Cherry Tree Lane. And I don’t need a Cat to tell me.”

  “He doesn’t need anyone to tell him anything. Clever Mr Smarty!” Mary Poppins tossed him a scornful smil
e.

  “When it comes back,” Jane murmured slowly, “I shall look right into its deep green eyes!”

  “You and your deep green eyes, indeed! Better look into your own black face and see that it’s clean for Supper!” Mary Poppins sniffed her usual sniff.

  “Perhaps it won’t come back!” said Michael. A Cat that could look at a King, he thought, would hardly want to spend its days on the top of a mantelpiece.

  “Oh, yes, it will – won’t it, Mary Poppins?” Jane’s voice was full of anxiety.

  “How should I know?” snapped Mary Poppins. “I’m not a Public Library!”

  “But it’s Michael’s cat—” Jane began to argue, when Mrs Banks’ voice interrupted her.

  “Mary Poppins!” it called from the foot of the stairs. “Could you possibly spare me a moment?”

  The children looked at each other questioningly. Their Mother’s voice was shrill with alarm. Mary Poppins hurried out of the room. Michael pushed the blankets away once more and crept with Jane to the top of the stairs.

  Down in the front hall Mr Banks sat huddled upon a chair. Mrs Banks was anxiously stroking his head and giving him sips of water.

  “He seems to have had some kind of shock,” she explained to Mary Poppins. “Can’t you tell us, George, exactly what happened? Whatever can be the matter?”

  Mr Banks raised a ghostly face. “A Nervous Breakdown – that’s what’s the matter. I’m over-working. I’m seeing things.”

  “What things?” demanded Mrs Banks.

  Mr Banks took a sip of water.

  “I was turning in at the end of the Lane when. . .” he gave a shudder and closed his eyes. “I saw it standing right by our gate.”

  “You saw what standing?” cried Mrs Banks frantically.

  “A white thing. Sort of leopard it was. And forget-me-nots growing all over its fur. When I got to the gate it – looked at me. A wild green look – right into my eyes. Then it nodded and said ‘Good evening, Banks!’ and hurried up the path.”

  “But—” Mrs Banks began to argue.

  Mr Banks raised a protesting hand.

  “I know what you’re going to say. Well, don’t. The leopards are all locked up in the Zoo. And they don’t have forget-me-nots on them, anyway. I’m perfectly well aware of that. And I know the thing wasn’t really there. But it just goes to show that I’m very ill. You’d better send for Dr Simpson.”

  Mrs Banks ran to the telephone. And a stifled hiccup came from the landing.

  “What’s the matter with you up there?” asked Mr Banks faintly.

  But Jane and Michael could not answer. They were overcome by a storm of giggles. They writhed and rolled and rocked on the floor and gulped and gurgled with laughter.

  For while Mr Banks was describing his shock, a white shape had appeared at the Nursery window. Lightly it leapt from the sill to the floor and up to its place on the mantelpiece. It sat there now with its tail curled round it and its whiskers folded against its cheeks. Dappled with small, blue, shining flowers, its green eyes gazing across the room, silent and still on the mantelpiece, sat Michael’s china Cat.

  “Well, of all the hard-hearted, unfeeling children!” Mr Banks stared up at them, shocked and hurt.

  But that only made them laugh more loudly. They giggled and coughed and choked and exploded, till Mary Poppins bent back her head and fixed them with one of her fiercest glares.

  Then there was silence. Not even a hiccup. For that look, as Jane and Michael knew, was enough to stop anyone laughing. . .

  Chapter Four

  THE MARBLE BOY

  “AND DON’T FORGET to buy me an evening paper!” said Mrs Banks, as she handed Jane two pennies and kissed her goodbye.

  Michael looked at his Mother reproachfully.

  “Is that all you’re going to give us?” he asked. “What’ll happen if we meet the Ice Cream Man?”

  “Well,” said Mrs Banks reluctantly. “Here’s another sixpence. But I do think you children get too many treats. I didn’t have Ices every day when I was a little girl.”

  Michael looked at her curiously. He could not believe she had ever been a little girl. Mrs George Banks in short skirts and her hair tied up with ribbons? Impossible!

  “I suppose,” he said smugly, “you didn’t deserve them!”

  And he tucked the sixpence carefully into the pocket of his sailor suit.

  “That’s fourpence for the Ice Creams,” said Jane. “And we’ll buy a Lot-o’-Fun with the rest.”

  “Out of my way, Miss, if you please!” said a haughty voice behind her.

  As neat and trim as a fashion-plate, Mary Poppins came down the steps with Annabel. She dumped her into the perambulator and pushed it past the children.

  “Now, Quick March into the Park!” she snapped. “And no meandering!”

  Down the path straggled Jane and Michael, with John and Barbara at their heels. The sun spread over Cherry Tree Lane like a bright enormous umbrella. Thrushes and blackbirds sang in the trees. Down at the corner Admiral Boom was busily mowing his lawn.

  From the distance came sounds of martial music. The Band was playing at the end of the Park. Along the walks went the flowery sunshades and beneath them sauntered gossiping ladies, exchanging the latest news.

  The Park Keeper, in his summer suit – blue with a red stripe on the sleeve – was keeping an eye on everyone as he tramped across the lawns.

  “Observe the Rules! Keep Off the Grass! All Litter to be Placed in the Baskets!” he shouted.

  Jane gazed at the sunny, dreamy scene. “It’s just like Mr Twigley’s box,” she said with a happy sigh.

  Michael put his ear to the trunk of an oak.

  “I believe I can hear it growing!” he cried. “It makes a small, soft, creeping sound—”

  “You’ll be creeping in a minute! Right back home, unless you hurry!” Mary Poppins warned him.

  “No Rubbish Allowed in the Park!” shouted the Keeper as she swept along the Lime Walk.

  “Rubbish yourself!” she retorted briskly, with a haughty toss of her head.

  He took off his hat and fanned his face as he stared at her retreating back. And you knew from the way Mary Poppins smiled that she knew quite well he was staring. How could he help it, she thought to herself. Wasn’t she wearing her new white jacket, with the pink collar and the pink belt and the four pink buttons down the front?

  “Which way are we going today?” asked Michael.

  “That remains to be seen!” she answered him priggishly.

  “I was only enquiring—” Michael argued.

  “Don’t, then!” she advised, with a warning sniff.

  “She never lets me say anything!” he grumbled under his hat to Jane. “I’ll go dumb some day and then she’ll be sorry!”

  They trudged beside her without a word and the sun shone softly down. Mary Poppins thrust the perambulator in front of her as though she were running an obstacle race.

  “This way, please!” she commanded presently, as she swung the pram to the right.

  And they knew, then, where they were going. For the little path that turned out of the Lime Walk led away towards the Lake.

  There, beyond the tunnels of shade, lay the shining patch of water. It sparkled and danced in its net of sunlight and the children felt their hearts beat faster as they ran through the shadows towards it.

  “I’ll make a boat, and sail it to Africa!” shouted Michael, forgetting his crossness.

  “I’ll go fishing!” cried Jane, as she galloped past him.

  Laughing and whooping and waving their hats, they came to the shining water. All round the Lake stood the dusty green benches patiently waiting for someone to sit on them. And the ducks went quacking along the edge, greedily looking for crusts of bread.

  At the far end of the water stood the battered marble statue of the Boy and the Dolphin. Dazzling white and bright it shone, between the Lake and the sky. There was a small chip off the Boy’s nose and a line like a black thread
round his ankle. One of the fingers of his left hand was broken off at the joint. And all his toes were cracked.

  There he stood, on his high pedestal, with his arm flung lightly round the neck of the Dolphin. His head, with its ruffle of marble curls, was bent towards the water. He gazed down at it thoughtfully with wide marble eyes.

  The name NELEUS was carved in faded gilt letters at the base of the pedestal.

  “How bright he is today!” breathed Jane, blinking her eyes at the shining marble.

  And it was at that moment that she saw the Elderly Gentleman.

  He was sitting at the foot of the statue, reading a book with the aid of a magnifying glass. His bald head was sheltered from the sun by a knotted silk handkerchief, and lying on the bench beside him was a black top hat.

  The children stared at the curious figure with fascinated eyes.

  “That’s Mary Poppins’ favourite seat! She will be cross!” exclaimed Michael.

  “Indeed? And when was I ever cross?” her voice enquired behind him.

  The remark quite shocked him. “Why, you’re often cross, Mary Poppins!” he said. “At least fifty times a day!”

  “Never!” she said with an angry snap. “I have the patience of a Boa-constrictor! I merely Speak My Mind!”

  She flounced away and sat down on a bench exactly opposite the statue. Then she glared across the Lake at the Elderly Gentleman. It was a look that might have killed anybody else. But the Elderly Gentleman was quite unaffected. He went on poring over his book and took no notice of anyone. Mary Poppins, with an infuriated sniff, took her mending-bag from the perambulator and began to darn the socks.

  The children scattered round the sparkling water.

  “Here’s my boat!” shrieked Michael, snatching a piece of coloured paper from a litter basket.