Lady Susan, the Watsons, Sanditon

  Mr and Mrs Parker and Charlotte had seen two post chaises crossing the down to the hotel as they were setting off, - a joyful sight - and full of speculation. - The Miss Parkers and Arthur had also seen something; - they could distinguish from their window that there was an arrival at the hotel, but not its amount Their visitors answered for two hack-chaises. - Could it be the Camberwell seminary? - Mr Parker was confident of another new family.

  When they were all finally seated, after some removals to look at the sea and the hotel, Charlotte's place was by Arthur, who was sitting next to the fire with a degree of enjoyment which gave a good deal of merit to his civility in wishing her to take his chair. - There was nothing dubious in her manner of declining it, and he sat down again with much satisfaction. She drew back her chair to have all the advantage of his person as a screen, and was very thankful for every inch of back and shoulders beyond her preconceived idea. Arthur was heavy in eye as well as figure, but by no means indisposed to talk; - and while the other four were chiefly engaged together, he evidently felt it no penance to have a fine young woman next to him, requiring in common politeness some attention - as his brother, who felt the decided want of some motive for action, some powerful object of animation for him, observed with considerable pleasure.

  Such was the influence of youth and bloom that he began even to make a sort of apology for having a fire. 'We should not have one at home,' said he, 'but the sea air is always damp. I am not afraid of anything so much as damp. -'

  'I am so fortunate,' said Charlotte, 'as never to know whether the air is damp or dry. It has always some property that is wholesome and invigorating to me. -'

  'I like the air too, as well as anybody can;' replied Arthur, 'I am very fond of standing at an open window when there is no wind - but unluckily a damp air does not like me. - It gives me the rheumatism. - You are not rheumatic I suppose? -'

  'Not at all.'

  'That's a great blessing. - But perhaps you are nervous.'

  'No - I believe not I have no idea that I am.'

  'I am very nervous. - To say the truth nerves are the worst part of my complaints in my opinion. My sisters think me bilious, but I doubt it. -'

  'You are quite in the right, to doubt it as long as you possibly can, I am sure. -'

  'If I were bilious,' he continued, 'you know wine would disagree with me, but it always does me good. - The more wine I drink (in moderation) the better I am. - I am always best of an evening. - If you had seen me today before dinner, you would have thought me a very poor creature. -'

  Charlotte could believe it -. She kept her countenance however, and said - 'As far as I can understand what nervous complaints are, I have a great idea of the efficacy of air and exercise for them: - daily, regular exercise; - and I should recommend rather more of it to you than I suspect you are in the habit of taking.'

  'Oh! I am very fond of exercise myself -' he replied - 'and mean to walk a great deal while I am here, if the weather is temperate. I shall be out every morning before breakfast - and take several turns upon the Terrace, and you will often see me at Trafalgar House.'

  'But you do not call a walk to Trafalgar House much exercise?-'

  'Not, as to mere distance, but the hill is so steep! - Walking up that hill, in the middle of the day, would throw me into such a perspiration! - You would see me all in a bath by the time I got there! I am very subject to perspiration, and there cannot be a surer sign of nervousness. -'

  They were now advancing so deep in physics, that Charlotte viewed the entrance of the servant with the tea things, as a very fortunate interruption. - It produced a great and immediate change. The young man's attentions were instantly lost. He took his own cocoa from the tray, - which seemed provided with almost as many teapots etc. as there were persons in company, Miss Parker drinking one sort of herb-tea and Miss Diana another, and turning completely to the fire, sat coddling and cooking it to his own satisfaction and toasting some slices of bread, brought up ready-prepared in the toast-rack - and till it was all done, she heard nothing of his voice but the murmuring of a few broken sentences of self-approbation and success.

  When his toils were over however, he moved back his chair into as gallant a line as ever, and proved that he had not been working only for himself, by his earnest invitation to her to take both cocoa and toast. - She was already helped to tea - which surprised him - so totally self-engrossed had he been.

  'I thought I should have been in time,' said he, 'but cocoa takes a great deal of boiling'.

  'I am much obliged to you' replied Charlotte - 'but I prefer tea.'

  'Then I will help myself,' said he. - 'A large dish of rather weak cocoa every evening, agrees with me better than any thing.'

  It struck her however, as he poured out this rather weak cocoa, that it came forth in a very fine, dark coloured stream - and at the same moment, his sisters both crying out - 'Oh! Arthur, you get your cocoa stronger and stronger every evening' -, with Arthur's somewhat conscious reply of 'Tis rather stronger than it should be tonight' - convinced her that Arthur was by no means so fond of being starved as they could desire, or as he felt proper himself. - He was certainly very happy to turn the conversation on dry toast, and hear no more of his sisters.

  'I hope you will eat some of this toast,' said he, 'I reckon myself a very good toaster; I never burn my toasts - I never put them too near the fire at first - and yet, you see, there is not a corner but what is well browned. - i hope you like dry toast'.

  'With a reasonable quantity of butter spread over it, very much -' said Charlotte - 'but not otherwise. -'

  'No more do I' - said he exceedingly pleased - 'We think quite alike there. - So far from dry toast being wholesome, I think it a very bad thing for the stomach. Without a little butter to soften it, it hurts the coats of the stomach. I am sure it does. - i will have the pleasure of spreading some for you directly - and afterwards I will spread some for myself. - Very bad indeed for the coats of the stomach - but there is no convincing some people. - It irritates and acts like a nutmeg grater. -'

  He could not get command of the butter however, without a struggle; his sisters accusing him of eating a great deal too much, and declaring he was not to be trusted; - and he maintaining that he only eat enough to secure the coats of his stomach; - and besides, he only wanted it now for Miss Heywood.

  Such a plea must prevail, he got the butter and spread away for her with an accuracy of judgement which at least delighted himself; but when her toast was done, and he took his own in hand, Charlotte could hardly contain herself as she saw him watching his sisters, while he scrupulously scraped off almost as much butter as he put on, and then seize an odd moment for adding a great dab just before it went into his mouth. - Certainly, Mr Arthur Parker's enjoyments in invalidism were very different from his sisters' - by no means so spiritualized. - A good deal of earthly dross hung about him. Charlotte could not but suspect him of adopting that line of life, principally for the indulgence of an indolent temper - and to be determined on having no disorders but such as called for warm rooms and good nourishment.

  In one particular however, she soon found that he had caught something from them.- 'What!' said he - 'Do you venture upon two dishes of strong green tea in one evening? - What nerves you must have! - How I envy you. - Now, if I were to swallow only one such dish - what do you think its effect would be upon me? -'

  'Keep you awake perhaps all night' - replied Charlotte, meaning to overthrow his attempts at surprise, by the grandeur of her own conceptions.

  'Oh! if that were all!' - he exclaimed. - 'No - it acts on me like poison and would entirely take away the use of my right side, before I had swallowed it five minutes. - It sounds almost incredible - but it has happened to me so often that I cannot doubt it. - The use of my right side is entirely taken away for several hours!'

  'It sounds rather odd to be sure' - answered Charlotte coolly - 'but I dare say it would be proved to be the simplest thing in the world, by those who have studi
ed right sides and green tea scientifically and thoroughly understand all the possibilities of their action on each other.'

  Soon after tea, a letter was brought to Miss Diana Parker from the hotel.

  'From Mrs Charles Dupuis' - said she - 'some private hand.'

  And having read a few lines, exclaimed aloud 'Well, this is very extraordinary! very extraordinary indeed! - That both should have the same name. - Two Mrs Griffiths! - This is a letter of recommendation and introduction to me, of the lady from Camberwell - and her name happens to be Griffiths too. -'

  A few lines more however, and the colour rushed into her cheeks, and with much perturbation she added - 'The oddest thing that ever was! - a Miss Lambe too! - a young West Indian of large fortune. - But it cannot be the same. - Impossible that it should be the same.'

  She read the letter aloud for comfort. - It was merely to 'introduce the bearer, Mrs Griffiths from Camberwell, and the three young ladies under her care, to Miss Diana Parker's notice. - Mrs Griffiths being a stranger at Sanditon, was anxious for a respectable introduction - and Mrs Charles Dupuis therefore, at the instance of the intermediate friend, provided her with this letter, knowing that she could not do her dear Diana a greater kindness than by giving her the means of being useful. - Mrs Griffiths' chief solicitude would be for the accommodation and comfort of one of the young ladies under her care, a Miss Lambe, a young West Indian of large fortune, in delicate health.'

  'It was very strange! - very remarkable! - very extraordinary' but they were all agreed in determining it to be impossible that there should not be two families; such a totally distinct set of people as were concerned in the reports of each made that matter quite certain. There must be two families. 'Impossible' and 'Impossible', was repeated over and over again with great fervour. - An accidental resemblance of names and circumstances, however striking at first, involved nothing really incredible - and so it was settled.

  Miss Diana herself derived an immediate advantage to counterbalance her perplexity. She must put her shawl over her shoulders, and be running about again. Tired as she was, she must instantly repair to the hotel, to investigate the truth and offer her services.

  CHAPTER 11

  It would not do. - Not all that the whole Parker race could say among themselves, could produce a happier catastrophee than that the family from Surrey and the family from Camberwell were one and the same. - The rich West Indians, and the young ladies' seminary had all entered Sanditon in those two hack chaises. The Mrs Griffiths who in her friend Mrs Darling's hands, had wavered as to coming and been unequal to the journey, was the very same Mrs Griffiths whose plans were at the same period (under another representation) perfectly decided, and who was without fears or difficulties.

  All that had the appearance of incongruity in the reports of the two, might very fairly be placed to the account of the vanity, the ignorance, or the blunders of the many engaged in the cause by the vigilance and caution of Miss Diana Parker. Her intimate friends must be officious like herself, and the subject had supplied letters and extracts and messages enough to make everything appear what it was not. Miss Diana probably felt a little awkward on being first obliged to admit her mistake. A long journey from Hampshire undertaken for nothing - a brother disappointed - an expensive house on her hands for a week, must have been some of her immediate reflections - and much worse than all the rest, must have been the sort of sensation of being less clear-sighted and infallible than she had believed herself.

  No part of it however seemed to trouble her long. There were so many to share in the shame and the blame, that probably when she had divided out their proper portions to Mrs Darling, Miss Capper, Fanny Noyce, Mrs Charles Dupuis and Mrs Charles Dupuis' neighbour, there might be a mere trifle of reproach remaining for herself. - At any rate, she was seen all the following morning walking about after lodgings with Mrs Griffiths as alert as ever.

  Mrs Griffiths was a very well-behaved, genteel kind of woman, who supported herself by receiving such great girls and young ladies, as wanted either masters for finishing their education, or a home for beginning their displays. - She had several more under her care than the three who were now come to Sanditon, but the others all happened to be absent - Of these three, and indeed of all, Miss Lambe was beyond comparison the most important and precious, as she paid in proportion to her fortune. - She was about seventeen, half mulatto, chilly and tender, had a maid of her own, was to have the best room in the lodgings, and was also of the first consequence in every plan of Mrs Griffiths.33

  The other girls, two Miss Beauforts were just such young ladies as may be met with, in at least one family out of three, throughout the kingdom; they had tolerable complexions, showy figures, an upright decided carriage and an assured look; - they were very accomplished and very ignorant, their time being divided between such pursuits as might attract admiration, and those labours and expedients of dexterous ingenuity, by which they could dress in a style much beyond what they ought to have afforded; they were some of the first in every change of fashion - and the object of all, was to captivate some man of much better fortune than their own.

  Mrs Griffiths had preferred a small, retired place, like Sanditon, on Miss Lambe's account - and the Miss Beauforts, though naturally preferring any thing to smallness and retirement, yet having in the course of the spring been involved in the inevitable expense of six new dresses each for a three days' visit, were constrained to be satisfied with Sanditon also, till their circumstances were retrieved. There, with the hire of a harp for one, and the purchase of some drawing paper for the other and all the finery they could already command, they meant to be very economical, very elegant and very secluded; with the hope on Miss Beaufort's side, of praise and celebrity from all who walked within the sound of her instrument, and on Miss Letitia's, of curiosity and rapture in all who came near her while she sketched - and to both, the consolation of meaning to be the most stylish girls in the place. - The particular introduction of Mrs Griffiths to Miss Diana Parker, secured them immediately an acquaintance with the Trafalgar House family, and with the Denhams; - and the Miss Beauforts were soon satisfied with 'the circle in which they moved in Sanditon' to use a proper phrase, for everybody must now 'move in a circle', - to the prevalence of which rotatory motion, is perhaps to be attributed the giddiness and false steps of many.

  Lady Denham had other motives for calling on Mrs Griffiths besides attention to the Parkers. - In Miss Lambe, here was the very young lady, sickly and rich, whom she had been asking for; and she made the acquaintance for Sir Edward's sake, and the sake of her milch-asses. How it might answer with regard to the baronet, remained to be proved, but as to the animals, she soon found that all her calculations of profit would be vain. Mrs Griffiths would not allow Miss Lambe to have the smallest symptom of a decline, or any complaint which asses' milk could possibly relieve. 'Miss Lambe was under the constant care of an experienced physician; - and his prescriptions must be their rule' - and except in favour of some tonic pills, which a cousin of her own had property in, Mrs Griffiths did never deviate from the strict medicinal page.

  The corner house of the Terrace was the one in which Miss Diana Parker had the pleasure of settling her new friends, and considering that it commanded in front the favourite lounge of all the visitors at Sanditon, and on one side, whatever might be going on at the hotel, there could not have been a more favourable spot for the seclusions of the Miss Beauforts. And accordingly, long before they had suited themselves with an instrument, or with drawing paper, they had, by the frequency of their appearance at the low windows upstairs, in order to close the blinds, or open the blinds, to arrange a flower pot on the balcony, or look at nothing through a telescope, attracted many an eye upwards, and made many a gazer gaze again.

  A little novelty has a great effect in so small a place; the Miss Beauforts, who would have been nothing at Brighton, could not move here without notice; - and even Mr Arthur Parker, though little disposed for supernumerary exertion, alw
ays quitted the Terrace, in his way to his brother's by this Corner House, for the sake of a glimpse of the Miss Beauforts, though it was half a quarter of a mile round about, and added two steps to the ascent of the hill.

  CHAPTER 12

  Charlotte had been ten days at Sanditon without seeing Sanditon House, every attempt at calling on Lady Denham having been defeated by meeting with her beforehand. But now it was to be more resolutely undertaken, at a more early hour, that nothing might be neglected of attention to Lady Denham or amusement to Charlotte.

  'And if you should find a favourable opening my love,' said Mr Parker (who did not mean to go with them) - 'I think you had better mention the poor Mullins's situation, and sound her Ladyship as to a subscription for them. I am not fond of charitable subscriptions in a place of this kind - It is a sort of tax upon all that come - Yet as their distress is very great and I almost promised the poor woman yesterday to get something done for her, I believe we must set a subscription on foot - and therefore the sooner the better, - and Lady Denham's name at the head of the list will be a very necessary beginning. - You will not dislike speaking to her about it, Mary?'

  'I will do whatever you wish me,' replied his wife - 'but you would do it so much better yourself. I shall not know what to say.'

  'My dear Mary,' cried he, 'it is impossible you can be really at a loss. Nothing can be more simple. You have only to state the present afflicted situation of the family, their earnest supplication to me, and my being willing to promote a little subscription for their relief, provided it meet with her approbation. -'

  'The easiest thing in the world -' cried Miss Diana Parker who happened to be calling on them at the moment -. 'All said and done, in less time than you have been talking of it now. - And while you are on the subject of subscriptions Mary, I will thank you to mention a very melancholy case to Lady Denham which has been represented to me in the most affecting terms. - There is a poor woman in Worcestershire, whom some friends of mine are exceedingly interested about, and I have undertaken to collect whatever I can for her. If you would mention the circumstance to Lady Denham! - Lady Denham can give, if she is properly attacked - and I look upon her to be the sort of person who, when once she is prevailed on to undraw her purse, would as readily give ten guineas as five. - And therefore, if you find her in a giving mood, you might as well speak in favour of another charity which I and a few more, have very much at heart - the establishment of a charitable repository at Burton on Trent. - And then, - there is the family of the poor man who was hung last assizes at York, though we really have raised the sum we wanted for putting them all out, yet if you can get a guinea from her on their behalf, it may as well be done. -'