The Poison Eaters and Other Stories
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He glanced at the shelves, thinking of Sandlin's pajamas and Sarah's words: My friend said some other stuff—about what happens after midnight. A party happened here, a party with guests that never disturbed the dust upstairs, that never entered or exited through the front hall.
A party with guests that were already in the house. Guests that were inside the books.
He shuddered then laughed a little at himself. This was what he'd been hoping for, after all. Now he had to just count on the fact that Sandlin wouldn't notice one more book.
That night Justin called out his usual farewell to Mr. Sandlin, before sneaking back down the library stairs. He climbed one of the old ladders along the far wall and cracked open a high, thin window. Then he rolled onto the very top of the bookshelf and flattened himself against the wood. Something banged against the glass.
"Wow. We're pretty high up,” said Sarah as she slid inside. Her foot knocked a stack of papers and a bookend shaped like a nymph crashed to the floor. “Shit!"
"Careful,” whispered Justin. He knew he sounded prissy as soon as it came out of his mouth, but Sarah didn't seem like a very careful person.
"So,” she said. She wore a tattered black coat covered in paint stains and a new hoop gleamed in her eyebrow. The skin around it was puffy and red. “Here we are. This is it. "
"What's it?"
"This is where Richard hid. My friend. Pretty genius, right? He could see everything from up here. And who ever looks up?” She answered her own question with a nod. “Nobody. "
"Did he say what happens now?"
"The books come to life. ” Her voice was filled with awe, like she was about to take a sacrament from the Holy Church of Literature.
Justin looked at his bag where Linda's Russian novel rested. He had a sudden urge to pitch it out the window. “How do you think that happens? There are so many?. ?. ?. ” He wasn't sure how to end that sentence. Characters? Settings? Books?
A footfall kept him from finding out.
"Shhhh,” said Sarah, completely unnecessarily.
Sandlin appeared, walking down the stairs with a crate. Justin crawled forward to see him begin to set up bottles and a cheese platter. He removed red grapes from their plastic-covered package and set them carefully on one end of the tray, then stepped back to look at his arrangement.
He appeared to be satisfied because when he turned around, he made a motion with his hands and a ripple went through the shelves. The books shuddered and then, one by one, the room began to fill with people.
They climbed out of the stacks, brushing themselves off, sometimes hopping from a high place, sometimes crawling out of what seemed like a very cramped low shelf.
Justin looked over at his backpack in time to see women in high-necked dresses and men in uniforms scamper down. He looked for Linda, but from the back, he wasn't sure which one she was. He started to follow, but Sarah grabbed his arm.
"What are you doing?” she hissed. “You said to be careful—remember?"
He leaned over the side, scanning all the faces for Linda's. He tried to remember what she looked like; he kept thinking of lines of description instead. Her hair was “thick chestnut curls like the shining mane of a horse” in the book. He was pretty sure he'd read a passage about her eyes being “amber as the pin at her throat,” but he remembered them as brown.
Women with powdered cones of hair and black masks on sticks swept past knights decked out for jousting and comic book heroes in slinky, rubbery suits. A wolf in a top hat and tails conversed with a wizard in a robe of moons and stars as faeries flew over their heads.
He thought he saw Linda near the grapes, whispering behind a fan. He strained to hear what she said, but all he heard were other conversations. Without quite meaning to, he realized what he was hearing.
"Sarah. ” Justin pointed to a large-shouldered man decked out in lace, with a slim sword at his hip and a small reddish flower in his hands. He was lazily chatting up a skinny, red-headed young woman in jeans and a t-shirt.
"Demmed smart you are,” said the man. “Pretty, too. I've been assured my taste is unerring so there's no need to protest. "
"Sarah,” said Justin. “That's the Scarlet Pimpernel!"
"Oh my god,” Sarah whispered back, wriggling closer. “I think you're right. Percy Blakeney. I had such a crush on him. "
"I think he's hitting on that girl. "
"Isn't that?” She paused. “It can't be . . . but I think the girl is Anne of Green Gables. "
Justin squinted. “I never read it. "
"I heard her say something about there being no one like him in Avonlea,” said Sarah. “What's she doing in jeans? Anne! Anne! Don't do it!"
"Shhh!” Justin said.
"He's married! Marguerite will kick your ass!"
Justin tried to put his hand over her mouth. “You can't just—"
Sarah pulled away, but she seemed a little bit embarrassed. “Chill out. She couldn't hear me anyway. And I wasn't the one who almost climbed down there. "
He looked back into the crowd, tamping down both rising panic and chaotic glee. Characters shouldn't be able to meet like this, to mix and converse anachronistically and anarchically in the basement of a house in Jersey. It seemed profane, perverse, and yet it was the perversion itself that tempted him to dangerous joy.
"Okay. Jeesh,” said Sarah, mistaking the reason for his silence. “I'm sorry I got carried away—hey, who's that in the gold armor? Standing near. Oh. ” She stopped. “Is that Wolverine talking to a wolverine? In a dress?"
"Which one's wearing the dress?” Justin asked, but the grin slid off his face when he saw Linda move away from the refreshments. She was talking to a man in a doublet.
Sarah put her hand on his arm. “Who are you staring at? You look really weird. "
"That's my girlfriend,” said Justin.
"A character in a book is your girlfriend?"
"She put herself there. We had an argument—it's not important. I'm just trying to get her out again. "
Sarah stared at him, but her expression said: I don't believe you. You did something bad to your girlfriend to make her put herself in a book. Her earrings swung like pendulums, dowsing for guilty secrets. “You knew what was going on when you applied for this job, didn't you?"
"So?” Justin asked. “Oh, you wanted it too, didn't you? I just called first. "
"Well, she's out from the book now. You don't look too happy. "
Justin scowled and they said little to each other after that. They just rested on their stomachs on the dusty bookshelves and watched the crowd swirl and eddy beneath them, watched Little Lord Fauntleroy piss in a corner and an albino in armor mutter to the black sword in his hands as he headed for one of the more private and shadowed parts of the library.
And Justin watched as Linda flitted among them, laughing with pleasure.
"Oh, you doth teach the torches to burn bright,” the man in the doublet told her.
What a line, Justin thought ruefully. I hope she knows he's quoting Shakespeare. Then an unpleasant thought occurred to him. Who was Linda talking to?
"Lo, John Galt hath eaten all the salsa,” said a knight in green armor adorned with leaves.
” Oh, how awful,” said Dolly Alexandrovna from Anna Karenina. She smoothed her gown, looking exactly like a painting of her Justin had seen. “I won't forgive him and I can't forgive him. He persists in doing this every night. "
Justin wondered why none of them spoke in Russian or French or whatever, but then it occurred to him that all the books were in translation. The logic made him dizzy.
"Who's John Galt?” growled Wolverine around the cigar in his mouth.
Anne of Green Gables danced a waltz with a man that Justin failed to recognize and wasn't going to ask Sarah about. Stephen Daedalus got into a fistfight with Werther. Hamlet shouted at them to stop, yelling, “it is but foole
ry,” but they didn't stop until Werther got hit hard enough that his nose bled.
Justin thought that after being punched, he looked weirdly like the guy on the cover of the Modern Library reprint edition of Werther, where his whole face is wet with tears.
"How can I, how can you, be annihilated?” Werther spat. “We exist. What is annihilation? A mere word, an unmeaning sound that fixes no impression on the mind. "
Stephen's knuckles looked bruised. “Whatever,” he said.
Linda sunk down beside Werther, silky skirts billowing around her, and dabbed at the blood on his face with a handkerchief. What was she doing? It made no sense! She didn't even like Goethe! She'd complained that Werther was a coward and whiny, besides.
Justin started to climb down the bookshelf.
Sandlin shouted something at that moment and then a great gust of wind blew through the library and when it had gone, so had all the party guests.
Gone. Linda was gone. Justin looked out the small window and, sure enough, the sky was beginning to lighten outside. Reaching for his pack, he opened Linda's book and flipped frantically, scanning each page for her name.
Nothing.
Gone.
600—Technology (Applied Sciences)
The next day at the break, Sarah brought a cup of coffee from the machine and set it on the desk in front of him without resorting to rock, paper, or scissors. He still wore the same clothes from the night before and when he looked down at his notebook, all he had written was “faceted classification” with several lines drawn under the words. He had no idea what that meant.
"I should be mad at you,” she said, “but you're just too pathetic. "
He picked up the coffee and took a sip. He was glad it was warm.
She sat on the edge of his desk. “Okay, so tell me about your girlfriend. What happened?"
"I don't know. We just started fighting. She wanted to meet Sandlin, but I wanted to stay at the bookstore. Then this. "