Lord Edgware Dies

  I also sprang to mine—completely uncomprehending but willing.

  “We will take a taxi. It is only nine o’clock. Not too late to make a visit.”

  I hurried after him down the stairs.

  “Whom are we going to visit?”

  “We are going to Regent Gate.”

  I judged it wisest to hold my peace. Poirot, I saw, was not in the mood for being questioned. That he was greatly excited I could see. As we sat side by side in the taxi his fingers drummed on his knees with a nervous impatience most unlike his usual calm.

  I went over in my mind every word of Carlotta Adams’ letter to her sister. By this time I almost knew it by heart. I repeated again and again to myself Poirot’s words about the torn page.

  But it was no good. As far as I was concerned, Poirot’s words simply did not make sense. Why had a page got to be torn. No, I could not see it.

  A new butler opened the door to us at Regent Gate. Poirot asked for Miss Carroll, and as we followed the butler up the stairs I wondered for the fiftieth time where the former “Greek god” could be. So far the police had failed utterly to run him to earth. A sudden shiver passed over me as I reflected that perhaps he, too, was dead….

  The sight of Miss Carroll, brisk and neat and eminently sane, recalled me from these fantastic speculations. She was clearly very much surprised to see Poirot.

  “I am glad to find you still here, Mademoiselle,” said Poirot as he bowed over her hand. “I was afraid you might be no longer in the house.”

  “Geraldine would not hear of my leaving,” said Miss Carroll. “She begged me to stay on. And really, at a time like this, the poor child needs someone. If she needs nothing else, she needs a buffer. And I can assure you, when need be, I make a very efficient buffer, M. Poirot.”

  Her mouth took on a grim line. I felt that she would have a short way with reporters or newshunters.

  “Mademoiselle, you have always seemed to me the pattern of efficiency. The efficiency, I admire it very much. It is rare. Mademoiselle Marsh no, she has not got the practical mind.”

  “She’s a dreamer,” said Miss Carroll. “Completely impractical. Always has been. Lucky she hasn’t got her living to get.”

  “Yes, indeed.”

  “But I don’t suppose you came here to talk about people being practical or impractical. What can I do for you, M. Poirot?”

  I do not think Poirot quite liked to be recalled to the point in this fashion. He was somewhat addicted to the oblique approach. With Miss Carroll, however, such a thing was not practicable. She blinked at him suspiciously through her strong glasses.

  “There are a few points on which I should like definite information. I know I can trust your memory, Miss Carroll.”

  “I wouldn’t be much use as a secretary if you couldn’t,” said Miss Carroll grimly.

  “Was Lord Edgware in Paris last November?”

  “Yes.”

  “Can you tell me the date of his visit?”

  “I shall have to look it up.”

  She rose, unlocked a drawer, took out a small bound book, turned the pages and finally announced:

  “Lord Edgware went to Paris on November 3rd and returned on the 7th. He also went over on November 20th and returned on December 4th. Anything more?”

  “Yes. For what purpose did he go?”

  “On the first occasion he went to see some statuettes which he thought of purchasing and which were to be auctioned later. On the second occasion he had no definite purpose in view so far as I know.”

  “Did Mademoiselle Marsh accompany her father on either occasion?”

  “She never accompanied her father on any occasion, M. Poirot. Lord Edgware would never have dreamed of such a thing. At that time she was at a convent in Paris, but I do not think her father went to see her or took her out—at least it would surprise me very much if he had.”

  “You yourself did not accompany him?”

  “No.”

  She looked at him curiously and then said abruptly:

  “Why are you asking me these questions, M. Poirot? What is the point of them?”

  Poirot did not reply to this question. Instead he said:

  “Miss Marsh is very fond of her cousin, is she not?”

  “Really, M. Poirot, I don’t see what that has got to do with you.”

  “She came to see me the other day! You knew that?”

  “No, I did not.” She seemed startled. “What did she say?”

  “She told me—though not in actual words—that she was very fond of her cousin.”

  “Well, then, why ask me?”

  “Because I seek your opinion.”

  This time Miss Carroll decided to answer.

  “Much too fond of him in my opinion. Always has been.”

  “You do not like the present Lord Edgware?”

  “I don’t say that. I’ve no use for him, that’s all. He’s not serious. I don’t deny he’s got a pleasant way with him. He can talk you round. But I’d rather see Geraldine getting interested in someone with a little more backbone.”

  “Such as the Duke of Merton?”

  “I don’t know the Duke. At any rate, he seems to take the duties of his position seriously. But he’s running after that woman—that precious Jane Wilkinson.”

  “His mother—”

  “Oh! I daresay his mother would prefer him to marry Geraldine. But what can mothers do? Sons never want to marry the girls their mothers want them to marry.”

  “Do you think that Miss Marsh’s cousin cares for her?”

  “Doesn’t matter whether he does or doesn’t in the position he’s in.”

  “You think, then, that he will be condemned?”

  “No, I don’t. I don’t think he did it.”

  “But he might be condemned all the same?”

  Miss Carroll did not reply.

  “I must not detain you.” Poirot rose. “By the way, did you know Carlotta Adams?”

  “I saw her act. Very clever.”

  “Yes, she was clever.” He seemed lost in meditation. “Ah! I have put down my gloves.”

  Reaching forward to get them from the table where he had laid them, his cuff caught the chain of Miss Carroll’s pince-nez and jerked them off. Poirot retrieved them and the gloves which he had dropped, uttering confused apologies.

  “I must apologize also once more for disturbing you,” he ended. “But I fancied there might be some clue in a dispute Lord Edgware had with someone last year. Hence my questions about Paris. A forlorn hope, I fear, but Mademoiselle seemed so very positive it was not her cousin who committed the crime. Remarkably positive she was. Well, good night, Mademoiselle, and a thousand pardons for disturbing you.”

  We had reached the door when Miss Carroll’s voice recalled us.

  “M. Poirot, these aren’t my glasses. I can’t see through them.”

  “Comment?” Poirot stared at her in amazement. Then his face broke up into smiles.

  “Imbecile that I am! My own glasses fell out of my pocket as I stooped to get the gloves and pick up yours. I have mixed the two pairs. They look very alike, you see.”

  An exchange was made, with smiles on both sides, and we took our departure.

  “Poirot,” I said when we were outside. “You don’t wear glasses.”

  He beamed at me.

  “Penetrating! How quickly you see the point.”

  “Those were the pince-nez I found in Carlotta Adams’ handbag?”

  “Correct.”

  “Why did you think they might be Miss Carroll’s?”

  Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

  “She is the only person connected with the case who wears glasses.”

  “However, they are not hers,” I said thoughtfully.

  “So she affirms.”

  “You suspicious old devil.”

  “Not at all, not at all. Probably she spoke the truth. I think she did speak the truth. Otherwise I doubt if she would have noticed the substitution.
I did it very adroitly, my friend.”

  We were strolling through the streets more or less at random. I suggested a taxi, but Poirot shook his head.

  “I have need to think, my friend. Walking aids me.”

  I said no more. The night was a close one and I was in no hurry to return home.

  “Were your questions about Paris mere camouflage?” I asked curiously.

  “Not entirely.”

  “We still haven’t solved the mystery of the initial D,” I said thoughtfully. “It’s odd that nobody to do with the case has an initial D—either surname or Christian name—except—oh! yes, that’s odd—except Donald Ross himself. And he’s dead.”

  “Yes,” said Poirot in a sombre voice. “He is dead.”

  I remembered another evening when three of us had walked at night. Remembered something else, too, and drew my breath in sharply.

  “By Jove, Poirot,” I said. “Do you remember?”

  “Remember what, my friend?”

  “What Ross said about thirteen at table. And he was the first to get up.”

  Poirot did not answer. I felt a little uncomfortable as one always does when superstition is proved justified.

  “It is queer,” I said in a low voice. “You must admit it is queer.”

  “Eh?”

  “I said it was queer—about Ross and thirteen. Poirot, what are you thinking about?”

  To my utter amazement and, I must admit, somewhat to my disgust, Poirot began suddenly to shake with laughter. He shook and he shook. Something was evidently causing him the most exquisite mirth.

  “What the devil are you laughing at?” I said sharply.

  “Oh! Oh! Oh!” gasped Poirot. “It is nothing. It is that I think of a riddle I heard the other day. I will tell it to you. What is it that has two legs, feathers, and barks like a dog?”

  “A chicken, of course,” I said wearily. “I knew that in the nursery.”

  “You are too well informed, Hastings. You should say, ‘I do not know.’ And then me, I say, ‘A chicken,’ and then you say, ‘But a chicken does not bark like a dog,’ and I say, ‘Ah! I put that in to make it more difficult.’ Supposing, Hastings, that there we have the explanation of the letter D?”

  “What nonsense!”

  “Yes, to most people, but to a certain type of mind. Oh! if I had only someone I could ask….”

  We were passing a big cinema. People were streaming out of it discussing their own affairs, their servants, their friends of the opposite sex, and just occasionally, the picture they had just seen.

  With a group of them we crossed the Euston Road.

  “I loved it,” a girl was sighing. “I think Bryan Martin’s just wonderful. I never miss any picture he’s in. The way he rode down the cliff and got there in time with the papers.”

  Her escort was less enthusiastic.

  “Idiotic story. If they’d just had the sense to ask Ellis right away. Which anyone worth sense would have done—”

  The rest was lost. Reaching the pavement I turned back to see Poirot standing in the middle of the road with buses bearing down on him from either side. Instinctively I put my hands over my eyes. There was a jarring of brakes, and some rich bus driver language. In a dignified manner Poirot walked to the kerb. He looked like a man walking in his sleep.

  “Poirot,” I said, “were you mad?”

  “No, mon ami. It was just that—something came to me. There, at that moment.”

  “A damned bad moment,” I said. “And very nearly your last one.”

  “No matter. Ah, mon ami—I have been blind, deaf, insensible. Now I see the answers to all those questions—yes, all five of them. Yes—I see it all…So simple, so childishly simple….”

  Twenty-eight

  POIROT ASKS A FEW QUESTIONS

  We had a curious walk home.

  Poirot was clearly following out some train of thought in his own mind. Occasionally he murmured a word under his breath. I heard one or two of them. Once he said, “Candles,” and another time he said something that sounded like “douzaine.” I suppose if I had been really bright I should have seen the line his thoughts were taking. It was really such a clear trail. However, at the time, it sounded to me mere gibberish.

  No sooner were we at home than he flew to the telephone. He rang up the Savoy and asked to speak to Lady Edgware.

  “Not a hope, old boy,” I said with some amusement.

  Poirot, as I have often told him, is one of the worst-informed men in the world.

  “Don’t you know?” I went on. “She’s in a new play. She’ll be at the theatre. It’s only half past ten.”

  Poirot paid no attention to me. He was speaking to the hotel clerk, who was evidently telling him exactly what I had just told him.

  “Ah! is that so? I should like then to speak to Lady Edgware’s maid.”

  In a few minutes the connection was made.

  “Is that Lady Edgware’s maid? This is M. Poirot speaking. M. Hercule Poirot. You remember me, do you not?”

  “………”

  “Três bien. Now, you understand, something of importance has arisen. I would like you to come and see me at once.”

  “………”

  “But yes, very important. I will give you the address. Listen carefully.”

  He repeated it twice, then hung up the receiver with a thoughtful face.

  “What is the idea?” I asked curiously. “Have you really got a piece of information?”

  “No, Hastings, it is she who will give me the information.”

  “What information?”

  “Information about a certain person.”

  “Jane Wilkinson?”

  “Oh! as to her, I have all the information I need. I know her back side before, as you say.”

  “Who, then?”

  Poirot gave me one of his supremely irritating smiles and told me to wait and see.

  He then busied himself in tidying up the room in a fussy manner.

  Ten minutes later the maid arrived. She seemed a little nervous and uncertain. A small neat figure dressed in black, she peered about her doubtfully.

  Poirot bustled forward.

  “Ah! you have come. That is most kind. Sit here, will you now, Mademoiselle—Ellis, I think?”

  “Yes, sir. Ellis.”

  She sat down on the chair Poirot had drawn forward for her.

  She sat with her hands folded on her lap looking from one to the other of us. Her small bloodless face was quite composed and her thin lips were pinched together.

  “To begin with, Miss Ellis, you have been with Lady Edgware how long?”

  “Three years, sir.”

  “That is as I thought. You know her affairs well.”

  Ellis did not reply. She looked disapproving.

  “What I mean is, you should have a good idea of who her enemies are likely to be.”

  Ellis compressed her lips more tightly.

  “Most women have tried to do her a spiteful turn, sir. Yes, they’ve all been against her, nasty jealousy.”

  “Her own sex did not like her?”

  “No, sir. She’s too good-looking. And she always gets what she wants. There’s a lot of nasty jealousy in the theatrical profession.”

  “What about men?”

  Ellis allowed a sour smile to appear on her withered countenance.

  “She can do what she likes with the gentlemen, sir, and that’s a fact.”

  “I agree with you,” said Poirot, smiling. “Yet, even allowing for that, I can imagine circumstances arising—” He broke off.

  Then he said in a different voice:

  “You know Mr. Bryan Martin, the film actor?”

  “Oh! yes, sir.”

  “Very well?”

  “Very well, indeed.”

  “I believe I am not mistaken in saying that a little less than a year ago Mr. Bryan Martin was very deeply in love with your mistress.”

  “Head over ears, sir. And it’s ‘is’ not ‘was,’ i
f you ask me.”

  “He believed at that time she would marry him—eh?”

  “Yes, sir.”

  “Did she ever seriously consider marrying him?”

  “She thought of it, sir. If she could have got her freedom from his lordship, I believe she would have married him.”

  “And then, I suppose, the Duke of Merton appeared on the scene?”

  “Yes, sir. He was doing a tour through the States. Love at first sight it was with him.”

  “And so good-bye to Bryan Martin’s chances?”

  Ellis nodded.

  “Of course Mr. Martin made an enormous amount of money,” she explained. “But the Duke of Merton had position as well. And her ladyship is very keen on position. Married to the Duke, she’d have been one of the first ladies in the land.”

  The maid’s voice held a smug complacency. It amused me.

  “So Mr. Bryan Martin was—how do you say—turned down? Did he take it badly?”

  “He carried on something awful, sir.”

  “Ah!”

  “He threatened her with a revolver once. And the scenes he made. It frightened me, it did. He was drinking a lot, too. He went all to pieces.”

  “But in the end he calmed down.”

  “So it seemed, sir. But he still hung about. And I didn’t like the look in his eye. I’ve warned her ladyship about it, but she only laughed. She’s one who enjoys feeling her power, if you know what I mean.”

  “Yes,” said Poirot thoughtfully. “I think I know what you mean.”

  “We’ve not seen so much of him just lately, sir. A good thing in my opinion. He’s beginning to get over it, I hope.”

  “Perhaps.”

  Something in Poirot’s utterance of the word seem to strike her. She asked anxiously:

  “You don’t think she’s in danger, sir?”

  “Yes,” said Poirot gravely. “I think she is in great danger. But she has brought it on herself.”

  His hand, running aimlessly along the mantelshelf, caught a vase of roses and it toppled over. The water fell on Ellis’s face and head. I had seldom known Poirot clumsy, and I could deduce from it that he was in a great state of mental perturbation. He was very upset—rushed for a towel—tenderly assisted the maid to dry her face and neck and was profuse in apologies.

  Finally a treasury note changed hands and he escorted her towards the door, thanking her for her goodness in coming.