The Complete Tommy and Tuppence

“Oh yes—I agree. But these times we live in are far-fetched times—In our particular world incredible things happen.”

  II

  Somewhat wearily Tommy alighted from his fourth taxi of the day and looked appraisingly at his surroundings. The taxi had deposited him in a small cul-de-sac which tucked itself coyly under one of the protuberances of Hampstead Heath. The cul-de-sac seemed to have been some artistic “development.” Each house was wildly different from the house next to it. This particular one seemed to consist of a large studio with skylights in it, and attached to it (rather like a gumboil), on one side was what seemed to be a little cluster of three rooms. A ladder staircase painted bright green ran up the outside of the house. Tommy opened the small gate, went up a path and not seeing a bell applied himself to the knocker. Getting no response, he paused for a few moments and then started again with the knocker, a little louder this time.

  The door opened so suddenly that he nearly fell backwards. A woman stood on the doorstep. At first sight Tommy’s first impression was that this was one of the plainest women he had ever seen. She had a large expanse of flat, pancakelike face, two enormous eyes which seemed of impossibly different colours, one green and one brown, a noble forehead with a quantity of wild hair rising up from it in a kind of thicket. She wore a purple overall with blotches of clay on it, and Tommy noticed that the hand that held the door open was one of exceeding beauty of structure.

  “Oh,” she said. Her voice was deep and rather attractive. “What is it? I’m busy.”

  “Mrs. Boscowan?”

  “Yes. What do you want?”

  “My name’s Beresford. I wondered if I might speak to you for a few moments.”

  “I don’t know. Really, must you? What is it—something about a picture?” Her eye had gone to what he held under his arm.

  “Yes. It’s something to do with one of your husband’s pictures.”

  “Do you want to sell it? I’ve got plenty of his pictures. I don’t want to buy any more of them. Take it to one of these galleries or something. They’re beginning to buy him now. You don’t look as though you needed to sell pictures.”

  “Oh no, I don’t want to sell anything.”

  Tommy felt extraordinary difficulty in talking to this particular woman. Her eyes, unmatching though they were, were very fine eyes and they were looking now over his shoulder down the street with an air of some peculiar interest at something in the far distance.

  “Please,” said Tommy. “I wish you would let me come in. It’s so difficult to explain.”

  “If you’re a painter I don’t want to talk to you,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “I find painters very boring always.”

  “I’m not a painter.”

  “Well, you don’t look like one, certainly.” Her eyes raked him up and down. “You look more like a civil servant,” she said disapprovingly.

  “Can I come in, Mrs. Boscowan?”

  “I’m not sure. Wait.”

  She shut the door rather abruptly. Tommy waited. After about four minutes had passed the door opened again.

  “All right,” she said. “You can come in.”

  She led him through the doorway, up a narrow staircase and into the large studio. In a corner of it there was a figure and various implements standing by it. Hammers and chisels. There was also a clay head. The whole place looked as though it had recently been savaged by a gang of hooligans.

  “There’s never any room to sit up here,” said Mrs. Boscowan.

  She threw various things off a wooden stool and pushed it towards him.

  “There. Sit down here and speak to me.”

  “It’s very kind of you to let me come in.”

  “It is rather, but you looked so worried. You are worried, aren’t you, about something?”

  “Yes I am.”

  “I thought so. What are you worried about?”

  “My wife,” said Tommy, surprising himself by his answer.

  “Oh, worried about your wife? Well, there’s nothing unusual in that. Men are always worrying about their wives. What’s the matter—has she gone off with someone or playing up?”

  “No. Nothing like that.”

  “Dying? Cancer?”

  “No,” said Tommy. “It’s just that I don’t know where she is.”

  “And you think I might? Well, you’d better tell me her name and something about her if you think I can find her for you. I’m not sure, mind you,” said Mrs. Boscowan, “that I shall want to. I’m warning you.”

  “Thank God,” said Tommy, “you’re more easy to talk to than I thought you were going to be.”

  “What’s the picture got to do with it? It is a picture, isn’t it—must be, that shape.”

  Tommy undid the wrappings.

  “It’s a picture signed by your husband,” said Tommy. “I want you to tell me what you can about it.”

  “I see. What exactly do you want to know?”

  “When it was painted and where it is.”

  Mrs. Boscowan looked at him and for the first time there was a slight look of interest in her eyes.

  “Well, that’s not difficult,” she said. “Yes, I can tell you all about it. It was painted about fifteen years ago—no, a good deal longer than that I should think. It’s one of his fairly early ones. Twenty years ago, I should say.”

  “You know where it is—the place I mean?”

  “Oh yes, I can remember quite well. Nice picture. I always liked it. That’s the little humpbacked bridge and the house and the name of the place is Sutton Chancellor. About seven or eight miles from Market Basing. The house itself is about a couple of miles from Sutton Chancellor. Pretty place. Secluded.”

  She came up to the picture, bent down and peered at it closely.

  “That’s funny,” she said. “Yes, that’s very odd. I wonder now.”

  Tommy did not pay much attention.

  “What’s the name of the house?” he asked.

  “I can’t really remember. It got renamed, you know. Several times. I don’t know what there was about it. A couple of rather tragic things happened there, I think, then the next people who came along renamed it. Called the Canal House once, or Canal Side. Once it was called Bridge House then Meadowside—or Riverside was another name.”

  “Who lived there—or who lives there now? Do you know?”

  “Nobody I know. Man and a girl lived there when first I saw it. Used to come down for weekends. Not married, I think. The girl was a dancer. May have been an actress—no, I think she was a dancer. Ballet dancer. Rather beautiful but dumb. Simple, almost wanting. William was quite soft about her, I remember.”

  “Did he paint her?”

  “No. He didn’t often paint people. He used to say sometimes he wanted to do a sketch of them, but he never did much about it. He was always silly over girls.”

  “They were the people who were there when your husband was painting the house?”

  “Yes, I think so. Part of the time anyway. They only came down weekends. Then there was some kind of a bust-up. They had a row, I think, or he went away and left her or she went away and left him. I wasn’t down there myself. I was working in Coventry then doing a group. After that I think there was just a governess in the house and the child. I don’t know who the child was or where she came from but I suppose the governess was looking after her. Then I think something happened to the child. Either the governess took her away somewhere or perhaps she died. What do you want to know about the people who lived in the house twenty years ago? Seems to me idiotic.”

  “I want to hear anything I can about that house,” said Tommy. “You see, my wife went away to look for that house. She said she’d seen it out of a train somewhere.”

  “Quite right,” said Mrs. Boscowan, “the railway line runs just the other side of the bridge. You can see the house very well from it, I expect.” Then she said, “Why did she want to find that house?”

  Tommy gave a much abridged explanation—she looked at him doubtfully.

/>   “You haven’t come out of a mental home or anything, have you?” said Mrs. Boscowan. “On parole or something, whatever they call it.”

  “I suppose I must sound a little like that,” said Tommy, “but it’s quite simple really. My wife wanted to find out about this house and so she tried to take various train journeys to find out where it was she’d seen it. Well, I think she did find out. I think she went there to this place—something Chancellor?”

  “Sutton Chancellor, yes. Very one-horse place it used to be. Of course it may be a big development or even one of these new dormitory towns by now.”

  “It might be anything, I expect,” said Tommy. “She telephoned she was coming back but she didn’t come back. And I want to know what’s happened to her. I think she went and started investigating that house and perhaps—perhaps she ran into danger.”

  “What’s dangerous about it?”

  “I don’t know,” said Tommy. “Neither of us knew. I didn’t even think there could be any danger about it, but my wife did.”

  “E.S.P.?”

  “Possibly. She’s a little like that. She has hunches. You never heard of or knew a Mrs. Lancaster twenty years ago or any time up to a month ago?”

  “Mrs. Lancaster? No, I don’t think so. Sort of name one might remember, mightn’t it be. No. What about Mrs. Lancaster?”

  “She was the woman who owned this picture. She gave it as a friendly gesture to an aunt of mine. Then she left an old people’s home rather suddenly. Her relatives took her away. I’ve tried to trace her but it isn’t easy.”

  “Who’s the one who’s got the imagination, you or your wife? You seem to have thought up a lot of things and to be rather in a state, if I may say so.”

  “Oh yes, you can say so,” said Tommy. “Rather in a state and all about nothing at all. That’s what you mean, isn’t it? I suppose you’re right too.”

  “No,” said Mrs. Boscowan. Her voice had altered slightly. “I wouldn’t say about nothing at all.”

  Tommy looked at her inquiringly.

  “There’s one thing that’s odd about that picture,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “Very odd. I remember it quite well, you know. I remember most of William’s pictures although he painted such a lot of them.”

  “Do you remember who it was sold to, if it was sold?”

  “No, I don’t remember that. Yes, I think it was sold. There was a whole batch of his paintings sold from one of his exhibitions. They ran back for about three or four years before this and a couple of years later than this. Quite a lot of them were sold. Nearly all of them. But I can’t remember by now who it was sold to. That’s asking too much.”

  “I’m very grateful to you for all you have remembered.”

  “You haven’t asked me yet why I said there was something odd about the picture. This picture that you brought here.”

  “You mean it isn’t your husband’s—somebody else painted it?”

  “Oh no. That’s the picture that William painted. ‘House by a Canal,’ I think he called it in the catalogue. But it isn’t as it was. You see, there’s something wrong with it.”

  “What’s wrong with it?”

  Mrs. Boscowan stretched out a clay-smeared finger and jabbed at a spot just below the bridge spanning the canal.

  “There,” she said. “You see? There’s a boat tied up under the bridge, isn’t there?”

  “Yes,” said Tommy puzzled.

  “Well, that boat wasn’t there, not when I saw it last. William never painted that boat. When it was exhibited there was no boat of any kind.”

  “You mean that somebody not your husband painted the boat in here afterwards?”

  “Yes. Odd, isn’t it? I wonder why. First of all I was surprised to see the boat there, a place where there wasn’t any boat, then I can see quite well that it wasn’t painted by William. He didn’t put it in at any time. Somebody else did. I wonder who?”

  She looked at Tommy.

  “And I wonder why?”

  Tommy had no solution to offer. He looked at Mrs. Boscowan. His Aunt Ada would have called her a scatty woman but Tommy did not think of her in that light. She was vague, with an abrupt way of jumping from one subject to another. The things she said seemed to have very little relation to the last thing she had said a minute before. She was the sort of person, Tommy thought, who might know a great deal more than she chose to reveal. Had she loved her husband or been jealous of her husband or despised her husband? There was really no clue whatever in her manner, or indeed her words. But he had the feeling that that small painted boat tied up under the bridge had caused her uneasiness. She hadn’t liked the boat being there. Suddenly he wondered if the statement she had made was true. Could she really remember from long years back whether Boscowan had painted a boat at the bridge or had not? It seemed really a very small and insignificant item. If it had been only a year ago when she had seen the picture last—but apparently it was a much longer time than that. And it had made Mrs. Boscowan uneasy. He looked at her again and saw that she was looking at him. Her curious eyes resting on him not defiantly, but only thoughtfully. Very, very thoughtfully.

  “What are you going to do now?” she said.

  That at least was easy. Tommy had no difficulty in knowing what he was going to do now.

  “I shall go home tonight—see if there is any news of my wife—any word from her. If not, tomorrow I shall go to this place,” he said. “Sutton Chancellor. I hope that I may find my wife there.”

  “It would depend,” said Mrs. Boscowan.

  “Depend on what?” said Tommy sharply.

  Mrs. Boscowan frowned. Then she murmured, seemingly to herself, “I wonder where she is?”

  “You wonder where who is?”

  Mrs. Boscowan had turned her glance away from him. Now her eyes swept back.

  “Oh,” she said. “I meant your wife.” Then she said, “I hope she is all right.”

  “Why shouldn’t she be all right? Tell me, Mrs. Boscowan, is there something wrong with that place—with Sutton Chancellor?”

  “With Sutton Chancellor? With the place?” She reflected. “No, I don’t think so. Not with the place.”

  “I suppose I meant the house,” said Tommy. “This house by the canal. Not Sutton Chancellor village.”

  “Oh, the house,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “It was a good house really. Meant for lovers, you know.”

  “Did lovers live there?”

  “Sometimes. Not often enough really. If a house is built for lovers, it ought to be lived in by lovers.”

  “Not put to some other use by someone.”

  “You’re pretty quick,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “You saw what I meant, didn’t you? You mustn’t put a house that was meant for one thing to the wrong use. It won’t like it if you do.”

  “Do you know anything about the people who have lived there of late years?”

  She shook her head. “No. No. I don’t know anything about the house at all. It was never important to me, you see.”

  “But you’re thinking of something—no, someone?”

  “Yes,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “I suppose you’re right about that. I was thinking of—someone.”

  “Can’t you tell me about the person you were thinking of?”

  “There’s really nothing to say,” said Mrs. Boscowan. “Sometimes, you know, one just wonders where a person is. What’s happened to them or how they might have—developed. There’s a sort of feeling—” She waved her hands—“Would you like a kipper?” she said unexpectedly.

  “A kipper?” Tommy was startled.

  “Well, I happen to have two or three kippers here. I thought perhaps you ought to have something to eat before you catch a train. Waterloo is the station,” she said. “For Sutton Chancellor, I mean. You used to have to change at Market Basing. I expect you still do.”

  It was a dismissal. He accepted it.

  Thirteen

  ALBERT ON CLUES

  Tuppence blinked her eyes. Vision seemed rat
her dim. She tried to lift her head from the pillow but winced as a sharp pain ran through it, and let it drop again on to the pillow. She closed her eyes. Presently she opened them again and blinked once more.

  With a feeling of achievement she recognized her surroundings. “I’m in a hospital ward,” thought Tuppence. Satisfied with her mental progress so far, she attempted no more brainy deduction. She was in a hospital ward and her head ached. Why it ached, why she was in a hospital ward, she was not quite sure. “Accident?” thought Tuppence.

  There were nurses moving around beds. That seemed natural enough. She closed her eyes and tried a little cautious thought. A faint vision of an elderly figure in clerical dress, passed across a mental screen. “Father?” said Tuppence doubtfully. “Is it Father?” She couldn’t really remember. She supposed so.

  “But what am I doing being ill in a hospital?” thought Tuppence. “I mean, I nurse in a hospital, so I ought to be in uniform. V.A.D. uniform. Oh dear,” said Tuppence.

  Presently a nurse materialized near her bed.

  “Feeling better now, dear?” said the nurse with a kind of false cheerfulness. “That’s nice, isn’t it?”

  Tuppence wasn’t quite sure whether it was nice. The nurse said something about a nice cup of tea.

  “I seem to be a patient,” said Tuppence rather disapprovingly to herself. She lay still, resurrecting in her own mind various detached thoughts and words.

  “Soldiers,” said Tuppence. “V.A.D.s. That’s it, of course. I’m a V.A.D.”

  The nurse brought her some tea in a kind of feeding cup and supported her whilst she sipped it. The pain went through her head again. “A V.A.D., that’s what I am,” said Tuppence aloud.

  The nurse looked at her in an uncomprehending fashion.

  “My head hurts,” said Tuppence, adding a statement of fact.

  “It’ll be better soon,” said the nurse.

  She removed the feeding cup, reporting to a sister as she passed along. “Number 14’s awake. She’s a bit wonky, though, I think.”

  “Did she say anything?”

  “Said she was a V.I.P.,” said the nurse.

  The ward sister gave a small snort indicating that that was how she felt towards unimportant patients who reported themselves to be V.I.P.s.