The Secret of Chimneys

  “That all? Cheer up, Battle. I’m really a king in disguise, you know.”

  He went into the house, whistling lightly as he walked along. But as he entered his bedroom and shut the door behind him, his face changed. It grew set and stern. He sat down on the edge of the bed and stared moodily at the floor.

  “Things are getting serious,” said Anthony to himself. “Something must be done about it. It’s all damned awkward. . . .”

  He sat there for a minute or two, then strolled to the window. For a moment or two he stood looking out aimlessly and then his eyes became suddenly focused on a certain spot, and his face lightened.

  “Of course,” he said. “The rose garden! That’s it! The rose garden.”

  He hurried downstairs again and out into the garden by a side door. He approached the rose garden by a circuitous route. It had a little gate at either end. He entered by the far one, and walked up to the sundial which was on a raised hillock in the exact centre of the garden.

  Just as Anthony reached it, he stopped dead and stared at another occupant of the rose garden who seemed equally surprised to see him.

  “I didn’t know that you were interested in roses, Mr. Fish,” said Anthony gently.

  “Sir,” said Mr. Fish, “I am considerably interested in roses.”

  They looked at each other warily, as antagonists seek to measure their opponents’ strength.

  “So am I,” said Anthony.

  “Is that so?”

  “In fact, I dote upon roses,” said Anthony airily.

  A very slight smile hovered upon Mr. Fish’s lips, and at the same time Anthony also smiled. The tension seemed to relax.

  “Look at this beauty now,” said Mr. Fish, stooping to point out a particularly fine bloom. “Madame Abel Chatenay, I pressoom it to be. Yes, I am right. This white rose, before the war, was known as Frau Carl Drusky. They have, I believe, renamed it. Oversensitive, perhaps, but truly patriotic. The La France is always popular. Do you care for red roses at all, Mr. Cade? A bright scarlet rose now—”

  Mr. Fish’s slow, drawling voice, was interrupted. Bundle was leaning out of a first-floor window.

  “Care for a spin to town, Mr. Fish? I’m just off.”

  “Thank you, Lady Eileen, but I am vurry happy here.”

  “Sure you won’t change your mind, Mr. Cade?”

  Anthony laughed and shook his head. Bundle disappeared.

  “Sleep is more in my line,” said Anthony, with a wide yawn. “A good after-luncheon nap!” He took out a cigarette. “You haven’t got a match, have you?”

  Mr. Fish handed him a matchbox. Anthony helped himself, and handed back the box with a word of thanks.

  “Roses,” said Anthony, “are all very well. But I don’t feel particularly horticultural this afternoon.”

  With a disarming smile, he nodded cheerfully.

  A thundering noise sounded from just outside the house.

  “Pretty powerful engine she’s got in that car of hers,” remarked Anthony. “There, off she goes.”

  They had a view of the car speeding down the long drive.

  Anthony yawned again, and strolled towards the house.

  He passed in through the door. Once inside, he seemed as though changed to quicksilver. He raced across the hall, out through one of the windows on the farther side, and across the park. Bundle, he knew, had to make a big detour by the lodge gates, and through the village.

  He ran desperately. It was a race against time. He reached the park wall just as he heard the car outside. He swung himself up and dropped into the road.

  “Hi!” cried Anthony.

  In her astonishment, Bundle swerved half across the road. She managed to pull up without accident. Anthony ran after the car, opened the door, and jumped in beside Bundle.

  “I’m coming to London with you,” he said. “I meant to all along.”

  “Extraordinary person,” said Bundle. “What’s that you’ve got in your hand?”

  “Only a match,” said Anthony.

  He regarded it thoughtfully. It was pink, with a yellow head. He threw away his unlighted cigarette, and put the match carefully into his pocket.

  Twenty-four

  THE HOUSE AT DOVER

  “You don’t mind, I suppose,” said Bundle after a minute or two, “if I drive rather fast? I started later than I meant to do.”

  It had seemed to Anthony that they were proceeding at a terrific speed already, but he soon saw that that was nothing compared to what Bundle could get out of the Panhard if she tried.

  “Some people,” said Bundle, as she slowed down momentarily to pass through a village, “are terrified of my driving. Poor old Father, for instance. Nothing would induce him to come up with me in this old bus.”

  Privately, Anthony thought Lord Caterham was entirely justified. Driving with Bundle was not a sport to be indulged in by nervous, middle-aged gentlemen.

  “But you don’t seem nervous a bit,” continued Bundle approvingly, as she swept round a corner on two wheels.

  “I’m in pretty good training, you see,” explained Anthony gravely. “Also,” he added, as an afterthought, “I’m rather in a hurry myself.”

  “Shall I speed her up a bit more?” asked Bundle kindly.

  “Good Lord, no,” said Anthony hastily. “We’re averaging about fifty as it is.”

  “I’m burning with curiosity to know the reason for this sudden departure,” said Bundle, after executing a fanfare upon the klaxon which must temporarily have deafened the neighbourhood. “But I suppose I mustn’t ask? You’re not escaping from justice, are you?”

  “I’m not quite sure,” said Anthony. “I shall know soon.”

  “That Scotland Yard man isn’t as much of a rabbit as I thought,” said Bundle thoughtfully.

  “Battle’s a good man,” agreed Anthony.

  “You ought to have been in diplomacy,” remarked Bundle. “You don’t part with much information, do you?”

  “I was under the impression that I babbled.”

  “Oh! Boy! You’re not eloping with Mademoiselle Brun, by any chance?”

  “Not guilty!” said Anthony with fervour.

  There was a pause of some minutes during which Bundle caught up and passed three other cars. Then she asked suddenly:

  “How long have you known Virginia?”

  “That’s a difficult question to answer,” said Anthony, with perfect truth. “I haven’t actually met her very often, and yet I seem to have known her a long time.”

  Bundle nodded.

  “Virginia’s got brains,” she remarked abruptly. “She’s always talking nonsense, but she’s got brains all right. She was frightfully good out in Herzoslovakia, I believe. If Tim Revel had lived he’d have had a fine career—and mostly owing to Virginia. She worked for him tooth and nail. She did everything in the world she could for him—and I know why, too.”

  “Because she cared for him?” Anthony sat looking very straight ahead of him.

  “No, because she didn’t. Don’t you see? She didn’t love him—she never loved him, and so she did everything on earth she could to make up. That’s Virginia all over. But don’t you make any mistake about it. Virginia was never in love with Tim Revel.”

  “You seem very positive,” said Anthony, turning to look at her.

  Bundle’s little hands were clenched on the steering wheel, and her chin was stuck out in a determined manner.

  “I know a thing or two. I was only a kid at the time of her marriage, but I heard one or two things, and knowing Virginia I can put them together easily enough. Tim Revel was bowled over by Virginia—he was Irish, you know, and most attractive, with a genius for expressing himself well. Virginia was quite young—eighteen. She couldn’t go anywhere without seeing Tim in a state of picturesque misery, vowing he’d shoot himself or take to drink if she didn’t marry him. Girls believe these things—or used to—we’ve advanced a lot in the last eight years. Virginia was carried away by the feeling she t
hought she’d inspired. She married him—and she was an angel to him always. She wouldn’t have been half as much of an angel if she’d loved him. There’s a lot of the devil in Virginia. But I can tell you one thing—she enjoys her freedom. And anyone will have a hard time persuading her to give it up.”

  “I wonder why you tell me all this?” said Anthony slowly.

  “It’s interesting to know about people, isn’t it? Some people, that is.”

  “I’ve wanted to know,” he acknowledged.

  “And you’d never have heard from Virginia. But you can trust me for an inside tip from the stables. Virginia’s a darling. Even women like her because she isn’t a bit of a cat. And anyway,” Bundle ended, somewhat obscurely, “one must be a sport, mustn’t one?”

  “Oh, certainly,” Anthony agreed. But he was still puzzled. He had no idea what had prompted Bundle to give him so much information unasked. That he was glad of it, he did not deny.

  “Here are the trams,” said Bundle, with a sigh. “Now, I suppose, I shall have to drive carefully.”

  “It might be as well,” agreed Anthony.

  His ideas and Bundle’s on the subject of careful driving hardly coincided. Leaving indignant suburbs behind them they finally emerged into Oxford Street.

  “Not bad going, eh?” said Bundle, glancing at her wristwatch.

  Anthony assented fervently.

  “Where do you want to be dropped?”

  “Anywhere. Which way are you going?”

  “Knightsbridge way.”

  “All right, drop me at Hyde Park Corner.”

  “Good-bye,” said Bundle, as she drew up at the place indicated. “What about the return journey?”

  “I’ll find my own way back, thanks very much.”

  “I have scared him,” remarked Bundle.

  “I shouldn’t recommend driving with you as a tonic for nervous old ladies, but personally I’ve enjoyed it. The last time I was in equal danger was when I was charged by a herd of wild elephants.”

  “I think you’re extremely rude,” remarked Bundle. “We’re not even had one bump today.”

  “I’m sorry if you’ve been holding yourself in on my account,” retorted Anthony.

  “I don’t think men are really very brave,” said Bundle.

  “That’s a nasty one,” said Anthony. “I retire, humiliated.” Bundle nodded and drove on. Anthony hailed a passing taxi. “Victoria Station,” he said to the driver as he got in.

  When he got to Victoria he paid off the taxi and inquired for the next train to Dover. Unfortunately he had just missed one.

  Resigning himself to a wait of something over an hour, Anthony paced up and down, his brows knit. Once or twice he shook his head impatiently.

  The journey to Dover was uneventful. Arrived there, Anthony passed quickly out of the station and then, as though suddenly remembering, he turned back again. There was a slight smile on his lips as he asked to be directed to Hurstmere, Langly Road.

  The road in question was a long one, leading right out of the town. According to the porter’s instructions, Hurstmere was the last house. Anthony trudged along steadily. The little pucker had reappeared between his eyes. Nevertheless there was a new elation in his manner, as always when danger was near at hand.

  Hurstmere was, as the porter had said, the last house in Langly Road. It stood well back, enclosed in its own grounds, which were ragged and overgrown. The place, Anthony judged, must have been empty for many years. A large iron gate swung rustily on its hinges, and the name on the gatepost was half obliterated.

  “A lonely spot,” muttered Anthony to himself, “and a good one to choose.”

  He hesitated a minute or two, glanced quickly up and down the road—which was quite deserted—and then slipped quietly past the creaking gate into the overgrown drive. He walked up it a little way, and then stood listening. He was still some distance from the house. Not a sound could be heard anywhere. Some fast-yellowing leaves detached themselves from one of the trees overhead and fell with a soft rustling sound that was almost sinister in the stillness. Anthony started; then smiled.

  “Nerves,” he murmured to himself. “Never knew I had such things before.”

  He went on up the drive. Presently, as the drive curved, he slipped into the shrubbery and so continued his way unseen from the house. Suddenly he stood still, peering out through the leaves. Some distance away a dog was barking, but it was a sound nearer at hand that had attracted Anthony’s attention.

  His keen hearing had not been mistaken. A man came rapidly round the corner of the house, a short square, thickset man, foreign in appearance. He did not pause but walked steadily on, circling the house and disappearing again.

  Anthony nodded to himself.

  “Sentry,” he murmured. “They do the thing quite well.”

  As soon as he had passed, Anthony went on, diverging to the left, and so following in the footsteps of the sentry.

  His own footsteps were quite noiseless.

  The wall of the house was on his right, and presently he came to where a broad blur of light fell on the gravelled walk. The sound of several men talking together was clearly audible.

  “My God! what double-dyed idiots,” murmured Anthony to himself. “It would serve them right to be given a fright.”

  He stole up to the window, stooping a little so that he should not be seen. Presently he lifted his head very carefully to the level of the sill and looked in.

  Half a dozen men were sprawling round a table. Four of them were big thickset men, with high cheekbones, and eyes set in Magyar slanting fashion. The other two were rat-like little men with quick gestures. The language that was being spoken was French, but the four big men spoke it with uncertainty and a hoarse guttural intonation.

  “The boss?” growled one of these. “When will he be here?”

  One of the smaller men shrugged his shoulders.

  “Any time now.”

  “About time, too,” growled the first man. “I have never seen him, this boss of yours, but, oh, what great and glorious work might we not have accomplished in these days of idle waiting!”

  “Fool,” said the other little man bitingly. “Getting nabbed by the police is all the great and glorious work you and your precious lot would have been likely to accomplish. A lot of blundering gorillas!”

  “Aha!” roared another big thickset fellow. “You insult the Comrades? I will soon set the sign of the Red Hand round your throat.”

  He half rose, glaring ferociously at the Frenchman, but one of his companions pulled him back again.

  “No quarrelling,” he grunted. “We’re to work together. From all I heard, this King Victor doesn’t stand for being disobeyed.”

  In the darkness, Anthony heard the footsteps of the sentry coming his round again, and he drew back behind a bush.

  “Who’s that?” said one of the men inside.

  “Carlo—going his rounds.”

  “Oh! What about the prisoner?”

  “He’s all right—coming round pretty fast now. He’s recovered well from the crack on the head we gave him.”

  Anthony moved gently away.

  “God! What a lot,” he muttered. “They discuss their affairs with an open window, and that fool Carlo goes his round with the tread of an elephant—and the eyes of a bat. And to crown all, the Herzoslovakians and the French are on the point of coming to blows. King Victor’s headquarters seem to be in a parlous condition. It would amuse me, it would amuse me very much, to teach them a lesson.”

  He stood irresolute for a minute, smiling to himself.

  From somewhere above his head came a stifled groan.

  Anthony looked up. The groan came again.

  Anthony glanced quickly from left to right. Carlo was not due round again just yet. He grasped the heavy Virginia creeper and climbed nimbly till he reached the sill of a window. The window was shut, but with a tool from his pocket he soon succeeded in forcing up the catch.

  He pa
used a minute to listen, then sprang lightly inside the room. There was a bed in the far corner and on that bed a man was lying, his figure barely discernible in the gloom.

  Anthony went over to the bed, and flashed his pocket torch on the man’s face. It was a foreign face, pale and emaciated, and the head was swathed in heavy bandages.

  The man was bound hand and foot. He stared up at Anthony like one dazed.

  Anthony bent over him, and as he did so he heard a sound behind him and swung round, his hand travelling to his coat pocket.

  But a sharp command arrested him.

  “Hands up, sonny. You didn’t expect to see me here, but I happened to catch the same train as you at Victoria.”

  It was Mr. Hiram Fish who was standing in the doorway. He was smiling and in his hand was a big blue automatic.

  Twenty-five

  TUESDAY NIGHT AT CHIMNEYS

  Lord Caterham, Virginia and Bundle were sitting in the library after dinner. It was Tuesday evening. Some thirty hours had elapsed since Anthony’s rather dramatic departure.

  For at least the seventh time Bundle repeated Anthony’s parting words, as spoken at Hyde Park Corner.

  “I’ll find my own way back,” echoed Virginia thoughtfully. “That doesn’t look as though he expected to be away as long as this. And he’s left all his things here.”

  “He didn’t tell you where he was going?”

  “No,” said Virginia, looking straight in front of her. “He told me nothing.”

  After this, there was a silence for a minute or two. Lord Caterham was the first to break it.

  “On the whole,” he said, “keeping an hotel has some advantages over keeping a country house.”

  “Meaning—”

  “That little notice they always hang up in your room. Visitors intending departure must give notice before twelve o’clock.”

  Virginia smiled.

  “I daresay,” he continued, “that I am old-fashioned and unreasonable. It’s the fashion, I know, to pop in and out of a house. Same idea as an hotel—perfect freedom of action, and no bill at the end!”

  “You are an old grouser,” said Bundle. “You’ve had Virginia and me. What more do you want?”