The Bat Tattoo

  ‘No,’ he said. He was still looking at me. ‘Do you ever get the feeling that the world is trying to tell you something?’

  ‘Frequently, and mostly I don’t know what the message is.’

  ‘That’s how it is with me.’ He took the wooden hand from my hand. ‘Where’d you get it?’

  ‘At an auction.’ I never say too much about my sources when I’m surrounded by fellow traders. ‘It was in a box of treen.’

  ‘What’s treen?’ He held the piece to his nose and sniffed it.

  ‘Small wooden articles; I got a whole box of things in a lot I paid forty-five pounds for. Can you tell anything by smelling it?’

  ‘No. Anything else of interest in the box?’

  ‘No. I’ll get my money back but that’s about all unless that hand is worth something. Any idea where it comes from?’

  ‘I’m not any kind of expert but I’ve seen a hand like this in a photo of a crucifixion by Tilman Riemenschneider. Do you know his work?’

  ‘No, I’ve never even heard the name till now. German? Austrian?’

  ‘German, born in Heiligenstadt in 1460. The crucifixion this reminds me of would probably have been done between 1500 and 1520. One of the experts at Christie’s or Sotheby’s would be able to tell you more.’

  ‘If this fragment is by Riemenschneider, how valuable might it be?’

  ‘I’ve no idea, really. Since it’s only the hand and you can’t show where it’s from and when and for whom it was done I shouldn’t think you’d get much for it.’

  ‘I don’t know why I asked; I wouldn’t want to sell it; all the same, I don’t feel too comfortable having it around.’

  ‘Why not?’ While we were talking the usual scattering of buyers and lookers were busy picking things up and putting them down. The buskers in the Apple Market were doing La Traviata, that aria that she sings after her first meeting with Alfredo, ‘E strano!’. So young and beautiful and doomed to die so soon! The sky was grey and it had begun to rain.

  ‘I don’t know,’ I said. ‘It’s what it is and it seems to require something of me.’

  ‘What?’

  ‘I don’t know. Maybe it wants to be with you.’

  He stepped back as if I’d made a grab for his private parts. ‘What made you say that?’

  ‘I don’t know. You’re a woodcarver, you’re sort of related to whoever did this hand.’

  ‘Great, and what will it require of me?’

  ‘I have no idea. Nothing beyond your capability, I’m sure.’

  ‘There you go again!’

  ‘There I go again what?’

  ‘Making gnostic statements.’ He seemed quite bothered.

  ‘Gnostic statements! I’ve never been accused of that before. Discuss.’

  We were interrupted by a woman of sixty or so: long white hair in a ponytail and black leather motorcycle gear. She picked up a delicate ruby necklace ticketed at one-fifty. ‘What’s your best price on this?’ she said.

  ‘I can do one-twenty-five.’

  ‘Done.’ She took a wad of banknotes out of a black leather pocket and peeled off six twenties and a five. I was going to put the necklace in a bag for her but she shook her head, put the necklace round her neck, and stomped off in her black leather boots. The soprano in the Apple Market began Violetta’s Act III aria in which she bids farewell to the dreams of the past: ‘Addio, del passato bei sogni ridenti …’

  ‘Why are you crying?’ said Roswell as I wiped away the tears.

  ‘I have an arrangement with Verdi: when he does that I do this. We were talking gnostic.’

  ‘Gnostic, yes: you speak as if you know something that I don’t know: you say maybe it wants to be with me and it won’t require anything beyond my capability. Do you do palm readings too?’

  ‘Goodness! If I’d known you were that easily upset I’d have confined myself to No-Stik statements instead of gnostic ones. Let me buy you coffee and pastry and maybe we can get back to where we were before I went gnostic.’

  That got a laugh and he loosened up a little. ‘Sorry to make such a scene,’ he said. ‘It’s not your fault — I’m under pressures that make me a little irritable.’

  ‘Not all pressures are bad.’

  ‘Thank you, Dr Varley.’

  ‘No, really — Bach was under pressure to have his music ready for Sunday services, and I should think Riemenschneider was under pressure to deliver his crucifixions by a certain date. Did either of them have a nervous collapse?’ I wasn’t wagging a finger at him but my voice was.

  ‘Deadline pressure on a specific project is something else; I’m talking about non-specific pressure from people who want you to live up to their expectations.’

  ‘Have you no expectations of your own?’

  He looked away, then back at me uneasily. ‘You make me feel as if I’m a kid at school and you’re the guidance counsellor.’

  ‘Sorry, but I really would like to know.’

  He rubbed the back of his head and shuffled one foot backwards and forwards before answering. ‘Maybe I’ve lost my savour.’

  He startled me with that one and I couldn’t help laughing. ‘That’s a strange thing to say,’ I said. ‘I don’t think one’s savour is that easy to lose. You seem pretty salty to me.’

  He shrugged.

  ‘What do you do with yourself when you’re not busy with private commissions? How do you spend your time?’

  ‘Hard to say, really: one day follows another and I guess that’s all there is. Listen, Sarah, I think it’s time for me to go. Thanks for sharing my inadequacy with me.’

  ‘I never said you were inadequate. Don’t be angry, stay and have coffee with me.’

  ‘Thanks, but I don’t feel up to it.’ He turned to go.

  ‘Wait!’ I said. ‘The hand!’ I held it out to him.

  ‘I don’t want it,’ he said with something like a snarl.

  ‘Maybe it wants you.’

  ‘No.’

  ‘Please, it doesn’t belong with me and I don’t want to sell it or give it to anyone else. Maybe you don’t want it but I need to give it to you. Please?’

  He bared his teeth, shook his head, took the hand, put it in his pocket, and walked away as Violetta expired in the Apple Market.

  17

  Adelbert Delarue

  Always I underestimate the effect on me of what I do. Did I think I could go to Autun and come back the same as I was before? On my return I looked at everything with eyes on which were imprinted scenes of this time alone and the first time with Solange. And in my ears was still the shouting of the bells.

  Victoria tried to interest me in our usual games. She brought out the toys and demonstrated that in my absence new partnerships had been established. By now all four figures had names: the man was Max, the woman Celeste, the mastiff Hector and the gorilla Marcel. Marcel and Max were now an item, while Celeste and Hector had formed a serious attachment, particularly piquant when they performed to the accompaniment of that part of Swan Lake where the corps of pretty swanettes come tripping in on point. This failed to enliven me, nor did those special attentions Victoria pressed upon me. I was haunted by the Christ on the tympanum of the west portal of St Lazare.

  This outspread, open, entranced Christ, I realised, does not judge: his existence, as man and as idea, is a judgement. We pass beneath his hands to the safe sheepfold of God or we fall to the fires of Hell. The Last Judgement is every moment: even this very moment in which Celeste and Hector couple to Tchaikovsky’s ballet music and Victoria mouths her devotion. The fires of Hell are not necessarily flames tended by working-class devils with pokers and pitchforks; these fires can equally be the grey and chilly dawn in which one awakes utterly alone beside one’s lover.

  I think about Roswell Clark and wonder what I expect from him. In the beginning it was clear enough: I was the patron; he was the artist whom I commissioned to make little sexually active crash-dummies: man; woman; mastiff; and gorilla. What is in my mind when I w
atch these various wooden couplings? What do I think of while Victoria does her best to anticipate my every desire? Sometimes I see mass graves.

  Crash Test was a metaphor absurd and profound; I recognised in Clark a talent capable of surprises, possibly of development. Because of the manner in which Crash Test had drawn me to itself it seemed to me that there might be a significance, as yet unknown, in our transactions. I tend to see omens and portents in all kinds of things: if the yolk of my soft-boiled egg is at the top I expect the day to go well.

  What does crashing into a wall and flying into pieces signify for me? Mortality, yes — life crashing into death; I have already spoken of that in these pages. Is there more? Is there in me a desire to crash, to go Peng! and fly into pieces? Have I already flown into pieces without the Peng? What did I think my toys would do for me? From depravity does one move on to something higher? Depravity, I think, comes naturally to the human animal. And it is of course more fun than higher things.

  As I was saying, in the beginning I was the patron. As I commissioned the man and woman, the mastiff, and the gorilla, I felt each time that Clark and I were moving closer to something of importance, something that would come from him as his talent demanded more of him. What will it be? The large and the small of it is that I am depending on Roswell Clark for something, I know not what, that will make me feel better than I do now. Money can buy many things, and uncertainty is one of them.

  18

  Roswell Clark

  I had another Jennifer dream. We were on a train, just the two of us. It was the 13.24 to I don’t know where. I tried to read our destination on my ticket but the letters wouldn’t form a name. I couldn’t read the names of the stations we passed through either. There was no one else in our carriage; the lighting was dim and kept flickering; there was rubbish on the tables and all over the floor, empty beer and soft-drink cans rolling about. We were both hungry and we’d expected to get something on the train but there was no announcement about a buffet car. When the conductor came through to punch our tickets I asked him, ‘Where are we going?’

  He pointed to my ticket and said, ‘There.’ He looked like the manual-training teacher I’d had in junior high school: large freckled hands with part of his right index finger missing.

  ‘Where’s the buffet car?’ said Jennifer.

  ‘This train doesn’t exist,’ he said. ‘It’s a dream train so there’s no buffet car on it.’

  ‘Then how come there’s buffet-car rubbish all over the place?’ said Jennifer. ‘People have been eating and drinking buffet-car food and drink here.’

  ‘Not my problem,’ said the conductor. ‘Talk to the Transport Minister.’

  ‘If at least there were bar service!’ said Jennifer as I woke up. I was hungry and I felt sad because Jennifer had been hungry too and wanted a drink but there was nothing she could do about it because there wasn’t a Jennifer any more. Her hunger and her thirst, all of her wants are gone and the world goes on without her except when in the loneliness of death she visits me in a dream.

  I had two fried eggs and bacon and toast and jam for breakfast. After my coffee I had a Glenfiddich for Jennifer. Then I had one for me because I was alive and could do that. ‘Here’s looking at you,’ I said to both of us. ‘I know I haven’t been doing much lately but I’m not idle; I’ve been making sketches.’ Which was true. I didn’t want to say anything more about it, even to myself. If there was really anything happening, I’d be the first to know.

  My chisels and gouges hung in their pockets, sharp and ready to bite into wood or turn in my hand and plunge into my flesh. ‘I know it’s hard for you to hang about like this,’ I told them, ‘but maybe there’ll be work for you soon.’ I looked around at the workbench, the drawing table, the easel. I didn’t want to stay in the house; it was raining and I felt like walking in it.

  I put on an anorak and my rain hat, then went to the jacket I’d last worn and got my house keys out of the right-hand pocket. I checked the left-hand pocket without remembering what was in it, then drew back suddenly as my fingers touched the crucified wooden hand Sarah Varley had given me. ‘Oh, yes,’ I said. ‘Thank you very much — it’s just what I’ve always wanted.’ I put it on the drawing table, then picked it up again and put it in my anorak pocket.

  Then it was like a cut from one scene to another in a film: I was in the North End Road standing by the railings of St John’s. It was a real November rain by now, wind spattering the yellow leaves that lay everywhere like fallen hours, days, years. Jesus on his cross was wet and gleaming. Suddenly I felt sorry for my smartass remarks about his fibreglass slickness; he was only a humble artefact, one of millions of images, some of them great and some of them not, reiterating the idea of this one who was called the son of God, crucified large and small, indoors and out, in marble, bronze, wood, and plastic, in wayside shrines and echoing cathedrals and little hand-held crosses, dying twenty-four hours a day for our sins.

  The low-budget drinking community was not in its usual place but I had the feeling that Abraham Selby was going to turn up and after a while he did. This time he had an umbrella instead of a can of John Smith.

  ‘Dry day?’ I said.

  ‘Every day is not the same,’ he replied in such a preacherly way that I almost said Hallelujah.

  ‘A lot of them are, though,’ I said.

  He nodded. ‘Anything today?’

  ‘Messages, you mean?’

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘Were you expecting any?’ I asked him.

  ‘Not for me — for you.’

  ‘I wasn’t expecting any either.’

  ‘Sure you were.’

  ‘How can you tell?’ Under the umbrella and without the John Smith he seemed different from his previous self.

  ‘Takes one to know one.’

  ‘You just said you weren’t expecting any messages.’

  ‘Not any more; I’ve passed my Selby date.’

  ‘But there was a time when you were expecting messages.’

  ‘There was a time when I was expecting a lot of things.’

  ‘Did you get any of them?’

  ‘Some that I wanted and some that I didn’t.’

  The rain was sometimes drumming on my hat, sometimes slanting across my face; Jesus was on his cross doing his job regardless of the weather and the fingers of the crucified right hand were touching the fingers of my left hand in my pocket; the traffic behind us was hissing and revving and changing gears; the trees were swaying and losing more leaves; Selby was standing there nodding his head as if agreeing emphatically with what he’d just said and I was waiting for him to continue.

  ‘The other day in The Times,’ he said at length, ‘in my local dustbin, I saw that Maria Callas’s underwear was being sold at auction. I used to have a lot of her records. You look surprised.’

  ‘I thought you were going to say more about what you expected and what you got.’

  ‘Not today. Right now I’m thinking of God sitting up there in his office.’ He tilted his umbrella back to look up at where the rain was coming from; he was in preacher mode now. ‘Yes, brother, he’s sitting up there in his office …’

  ‘Hallelujah,’ I couldn’t help responding quietly.

  Selby nodded several times. ‘Maybe he’s watching the world on closed-circuit TV. He’s looking at war and famine, fire and flood; he’s looking at rape and murder and unemployment and people sleeping rough …’

  ‘He sees it all,’ I affirmed.

  ‘Sees it all,’ Selby went on. ‘Sees it all and he’s smiling because it’s his world and he did it his way …’

  ‘That’s how he did it.’

  ‘Did it his way and there it is, all running smooth and easy. Then he sees Maria Callas’s underwear in that auction …’

  ‘His eye is on her knickers.’

  ‘His eye is on her knickers and he slaps his thigh and laughs and he says, “You got to hand it to me — I think of everything.”’

  ‘Tell
it, brother.’

  ‘I just did.’

  ‘When you said he and his, were you doing it with a capital h or a small one?’

  ‘Small. Now I have to go home and think about this.’ Like a Punch-and-Judy man he packed up his little invisible church. ‘See you,’ he said, and walked away under his umbrella.

  ‘See you,’ I called through the rain, but I stayed where I was, looking at Jesus on his cross under that little roof that didn’t keep the rain off. ‘“How shall we sing the Lord’s song in a strange land?’” I asked him. I was trying to see his eyes but his face went completely blank. The next thing I knew I was out of the rain, sitting on a floor with my back against a wall. My hat was in a little puddle beside me, the crucified hand was still in my pocket, and the curate, Father John, was bending over me, looking concerned. Evidently I was in the church.

  ‘Are you all right?’ he said.

  ‘I’m not sure. What happened?’

  ‘A couple of passersby found you lying on the pavement just outside and brought you in here. Do you know how you came to be lying there?’

  ‘I guess I must have fainted.’

  ‘Has this happened before? Are you subject to blackouts, fits of any kinds? Are you on any medication?’

  ‘No, this was a first and I’m not on any medication.’

  ‘Would you like a cup of tea?’

  ‘Thank you, I appreciate your kindness but I think I’ll just go home now.’

  ‘First let’s see if you’re fully ambulatory.’

  I stood up and took a few careful steps. ‘It seems I am. Thanks again.’ I put on my hat, we shook hands, and I walked slowly out to the North End Road but I didn’t go home. I needed time to think but I didn’t want to be alone just then so I went to Eustace Road. The rain had stopped for a while and the sky had a heroic look, as in a Dutch seventeenth-century marine painting with ships and small craft in heavy seas. I had by now made a fair number of visits to Dieter Scharf but Eustace Road, the inanimate houses of it, always looked at me with suspicion.

  Scharf’s stern-looking housekeeper had turned out to be quite an amiable woman whose name was Martha. When she saw me she said, ‘You look all verschwiemelt. Go to Dieter in the workshop; I bring you black coffee and maybe some Marillenschnaps, yes?’