Sven the Zombie Slayer (Book 1)
Jane leaned into the backseat with her back, putting herself between Lorie and the zombie.
The zombie? Encountering the dehumanizing term playing in her self-talk startled Jane, but now was not the time to reflect on political correctness.
Pushing the thoughts out of her head, Jane pressed her shoulders into the seat, brought her right knee up into her body, and kicked the zombie in the head. She did it in a pressing motion, connecting her heel with the bottom of the zombie’s chin.
There was a horrible snap, and the zombie fell backward into the grasping zombie behind it.
Bolstered by the successful kick, Jane got on the offensive. She kicked with her left leg, roundhouse-kicking the slumping zombie, propelling him backward into the zombie behind him. Then she got up off the seat in a crouch and followed up with a sharp side kick—the best she could manage in the cramped space. The first zombie and the grasping arms of the second fell out of the car, and Jane rushed forward, grabbing the door to shut it before more of the surrounding throng could climb in.
She pulled, but before she could close the door the grasping hands were back, clawing for her hair again. They were making it impossible for Jane to shut the door, and she found the door being wrenched open again by the crooked, lifeless hands of other zombies who were now stepping over their fallen, broken-necked comrade, kicking him under the vehicle.
The zombies were clamoring for a piece of the action, and Jane knew that she was going to have to oblige.
“We really need the car to start,” Jane said, and then she intentionally loosened her grip on the door, letting the zombies pull it open a little wider.
Chapter 48
Sven was bent over the ignition, taking the key out, putting it back in, turning it, praying, turning it again.
Nothing.
He paused, took a breath, and told himself that this was going to be the one. He turned the key with a hopeful, frantic twist of his wrist.
Nothing.
Damn safety features, he thought, damn you all to hell.
Was there another solution? Sven tried to figure out what to do next, but being surrounded and breached by the mob of zombies, Jane’s karate-kicking in the backseat, and Ivan’s hissing to cheer her on, all made it very difficult to think clearly.
“Lorie,” Sven said, “are you okay?”
“Yeah, that thing grabbed me, was pulling me out, but I’m okay now. What do we do?”
“I don’t know.”
“You wanna try it again? It should come back on, if it’s like my friend’s car it should. I think it turned off because we spun and then kind of crashed.”
Sven groped for the ignition, about to turn the key again.
With his fingers sweating on the key, but just before he turned it again, a thought occurred to him. What if it didn’t work? What if this was it? If the automatic fuel cut-off was to blame, then the engine should start again. The back door always worked too, until one of the zombies had broken it open. What if the engine wouldn’t turn, and they were all devoured in the car? Sven shot a glance at his hissing, skittering cat and an even deeper sadness swept over him.
Sven gave the key one more twist. To his surprise, his worry didn’t materialize.
“I got it,” Sven whispered, in disbelief.
“I got it,” he repeated, loud enough for everyone to hear.
Sven twisted around to check on the situation in the backseat, aggravating the morning’s injuries.
Jane’s jaw was set and her eyes were brimming with rage. Sven had never seen her so powerfully angry—not even in their worst arguments with each other before they broke up. She looked really hot.
But what was she doing? Was she opening the door? She was about to let them in!
“Ja—” Sven started to say, but then he realized what she was doing, and though he knew he should begin plowing through the throng, he couldn’t look away.
Jane opened the door wide enough for two of the zombies to poke their heads in. They were trying to bite Jane, gnashing and clicking their teeth, but Jane leaned back to keep herself just out of reach.
“Give it to ‘em,” Lorie said, and Sven saw that the girl was massaging her red ankle. “Give it to ‘em good.”
And Jane gave it to them alright. Sven watched, unbelieving, as gentle Jane—the Jane that would pick up spiders with pieces of paper and let them out of the house rather than kill them—he watched as she opened the door just wide enough, then swung it at the zombies’ heads, bashing them repeatedly with the edge of the door. Sven couldn’t help but wince at all the cracking and crunching, but Jane continued to stare down the zombies as she crushed their skulls, her face showing no emotion but anger.
After more than enough bashing, the two zombies with their destroyed heads fell back into the throng, and Jane pulled the door shut, closing it with a crunch on eight or nine grasping zombie hands. Lorie was helping Jane hold the door shut against all the squirming, undead fingers.
Jane spun around. “What the hell are you waiting for? Let’s get out of here!”
“Let’s go, let’s go,” Lorie said. “Come on.”
Sven turned back to the dashboard. His body was locking up with panic now. He had taken his foot off the brake already. Why the hell wasn’t the car moving?
Think Sven, think.
Of course! Sven shook his head, this really wasn’t his day for being sharp, and it was exactly the day he had to be sharp. All of their lives depended on it.
They weren’t moving because the car was in park. Sven shifted the car into drive, and took his foot off the brake again. Mercifully, the car began to move. Sven floored the gas pedal. The car lurched forward, and began mowing down the zombies in its path. The zombies groaned as the car plowed into them, but the ones that hadn’t been plowed did not clear out of the way. They waited patiently for the car to mow them down and go over them, and it did. They were good zombies that way. Sven felt the snap of bones under the tires as he went over them.
As they gained speed, the mass of zombies began to thin out, and Sven spotted clear road ahead of them. Lorie must have spotted it too, because she let out a happy hoot.
After they broke away from the throng, Sven slowed and checked his mirrors to assess the damage. They were dragging four zombies with them—the ones with their hands caught in the door.
Without consulting anyone, Sven decided on a course of action. He spotted a cluster of three zombies who were milling in place and aimed the car so that the zombies hanging on to the right side of the car would be swept off by the zombies in the road.
“Get away from the door,” he said. “Now.”
Sven floored it.
Impact.
The car shook as the hanging zombies made contact with the zombies in the road, bones crunching and shattering. Sven looked over his shoulder and saw that Jane and Lorie had moved away from the door, anticipating the impact. The collision wrenched the door open, and sent a spray of disintegrating fingers, palms, and forearms—brittle remnants of the infected—into the backseat.
But all of the clinging zombies hadn’t been swept off. There was still one hanging on to the open door. It wore a long-sleeved, black and white striped shirt, its legs dragging on the pavement as it held firmly to the car door.
Jane was kicking at the Waldo zombie but she couldn’t make solid enough contact to get the thing off.
“Hang on,” Sven said. “Get deeper into the car. I’m going to get that thing off.”
Sven looked back at the road. It was mostly clear now, except for a scattering of stopped cars, the vehicles on the road now thinning out. Sven could see the Waldo zombie streaming from the car in his right hand mirror. Sven gripped the wheel tightly with both hands and found his target—a stopped UPS truck in the road at the next intersection. He sped up and aimed again.
“Hold on back there,” Sven said. “I’m going to peel this one right off.”
There was a bone-crushing clunk, and t
he Waldo zombie was gone. All that remained was one striped-shirted zombie arm, streaming from the open car door.
Chapter 49
Lorie was beginning to calm down. She crawled over to the open door, and with the toe of her running shoe, began to flick zombie pieces out into the road. Most of the bits were fingers and forearms; the zombie flesh was so dry and brittle that it barely seemed real, and the parts crumbled so much that it was hard to get all of them. How could they be so strong and so breakable at the same time?
Once Lorie had flicked all of the zombie parts that were large enough to flick, she looked at the smaller bits of zombie flesh that were now reduced to a powder, packed tightly into the grooves of the backseat foot well.
“Sorry Sven,” Lorie said. “I don’t think that’s gonna come out without a vacuum. They’re so...they’re so dry. Like crumbly cheese.”
“That’s okay,” Sven said. “We’ll figure something out when we have a chance. Good mental image by the way—the cheese I mean, disgusting. They are really dry. I wonder if that means anything.”
“Probably that they’re dehydrated,” Jane said. “Right? I mean what else would it mean and how would that help us?”
“I don’t know,” Lorie said. “Maybe it’s important.” She thought that it was.
“The first one,” Sven said, “the first zombie that attacked me this morning, he was my friend, Lars. He wasn’t like that. He looked like he was deflating or something, but he was bleeding. And the second one I saw, my neighbor, he wasn’t dry either.”
Jane nodded. “Vicky wasn’t dry like this either.”
Lorie shook her head. “But that was a while ago, maybe they’re all changing somehow. It’s like a cold or something, and it goes in stages. Now they’re all dry and crumbly, and maybe later, they’ll be all better and it’ll be over.”
No one said anything for a while, and Lorie remembered that her ankle hurt where one of the zombies had grabbed her. She poked at it. It was tender, but she didn’t think it would be a problem for her to get around. She wouldn’t be able to run as fast though, that was for sure.
“Are you okay?” Jane asked.
Lorie looked up. “Yeah, I’m fine. My ankle’s a little sore but it’s gonna be okay.”
“She’s a tough kid,” Sven chimed in. “How’s Evan back there?”
Lorie turned to look at Evan, and realized that she hadn’t heard him say anything for a while. Come to think of it, she didn’t remember him moving in a while. He was huddled in the left corner of the backseat, his face in his hands, his body turned away from Lorie and Jane. He wasn’t moving.
“Are you alright?” Lorie asked. “Evan? Are you feeling okay?”
Evan didn’t respond.
“He’s probably just had a bit of a shock,” Sven said. “We all have. It’s understandable.”
“Evan?” Lorie asked again.
Evan still didn’t respond, and he wasn’t moving.
Lorie slid over along the backseat and reached for Evan’s shoulder. Just when she was about to touch him, Ivan hissed, and Lorie turned to see that the cat had jumped on top of the front passenger seat’s headrest. Ivan’s tail was fluffed up and he was swiping at an invisible something in the air.
“Ivan!” Sven said. “What’s gotten into you?”
“It’s okay,” Lorie said. “I’m sure he’s had a shock too, like you said.”
Ivan hissed and swiped again. Then Sven swerved around something, and the cat lost its balance and skittered down the front of the headrest, making a deft landing in the seat. Then Ivan got up on the armrest next to Sven. The cat looked straight at Lorie.
“Hi,” Lorie said. “It’s okay,” and she extended her hand to Ivan. He sniffed at it, then rubbed his head in it.
“Good cat,” Lorie said.
Ivan meowed.
Then Lorie turned back to Evan and was about to put her hand on his shoulder when she felt claws digging into her legs. Startled by the sudden pricks of pain, Lorie turned away from Evan to find Ivan balancing in her lap, hissing and shadow-swiping at her arm.
It’s as if he’s trying to tell me something, she thought.
“Ivan!” Sven said again. “Be nice. We’re all in this together. I’m sorry Lorie, he’s usually very nice. I don’t know what to tell you. He is a nice cat most of the time, really.”
“It’s okay,” Lorie said, looking at Ivan. She was half frightened and half curious. Cats had always liked her before. Maybe this one didn’t. There was a first time for everything. Or maybe he was trying to tell her something. It was a silly thought, and Lorie knew it, but she couldn’t shake it.
“Here,” Jane said, “I’ll take him,” and pulled the screeching cat off Lorie.
“Evan?” Jane asked. “Are you alright?”
Lorie turned back to Evan.
“Evan?” Lorie asked.
This time he reacted. He took his hands away from his face, resting them on the window, and began to push his slumped body upright.
Ivan hissed again, and Lorie turned to see that Jane was barely able to restrain the cat in her arms. Something obviously had Ivan spooked.
“Evan,” Lorie said, “it’s gonna be fine. We got away. We’re gonna find a safe place and we’ll be fine.”
Lorie put her arm on Evan’s knee as he turned to face her. She meant to comfort him. He was taking it worse than she was, and he needed a friend. She could usually make him feel better about things.
But when Lorie saw Evan’s face, she pulled her hand away.
Chapter 50
Evan was pale-faced, shivering, and looked like he was on the verge of death. Jane didn’t like it.
“Lorie,” Jane said, taking the girl’s arm. “Go sit up front with Sven, okay honey? He needs all the help navigating that he can get.”
The girl nodded, and climbed over the armrest into the passenger seat. When she sat down, she looked back fearfully at Evan, seeming glad to be away from him.
Ivan began to calm down, prompting Jane to relax her grip on the cat that just a few moments before had been frantic with terror...or something. Jane had never realized how strong cats were, or at least how strong this particular cat was. She knew that if Ivan had fought against her grip a little longer, he would’ve gotten away and inflicted whatever damage he had intended.
“Evan?” Jane said. “How you doing over there?”
“I don’t feel that great,” Evan said. “Maybe I’m carsick or something.”
Jane nodded, suspecting motion sickness wasn’t it at all. What if Evan had the same thing that Vicky had—that all the zombies were afflicted with? Could they all catch it from him? They were all in the same car together, after all. Jane thought back to that moment earlier in the day when she had scolded Sven for being reluctant to take Lorie and Evan on. She began to think he had been right in a way. They could all be in serious trouble now, if it turned out Evan had the zombie flu or whatever the hell was going around turning people into monsters. Turning Vicky into—
Jane felt herself choking up with tears and made herself stop.
“Maybe we can stop soon,” she said, “and get you some Dramamine. Do you want some water or maybe a bite to eat right now? That might make you feel better.”
“No thanks.”
“He hasn’t been feeling well for the past few days,” Lorie said, turning around. “He has a cold.”
Evan nodded. “Yeah, but I was feeling better today and I was going back in to school and...” he trailed off.
“Okay,” Jane said. “Well, we’ll get you something as soon as we can. Maybe try to sleep for now, if you can.”
“I’ll try.” He put his head back in his hands and turned away to lean against the window.
He doesn’t have any zombie virus, Jane thought, feeling silly. He has a cold. He’s had it for days. The boy was going to be fine. She let out the breath she was holding.
He’s going to be fine, Jane told herself again, but in spite of the positive
self-talk, she began to feel in her pockets for any sort of weapon. She didn’t have anything. The utensils she had used earlier in the day were gone, used up along the way. Her gun was in her bedroom, back on Lewis Mountain Road, now miles away.
“We have to get some weapons,” Jane said.
“That’s where we’re going,” Sven said, “we’re gonna stop at the gun store up the way.”
“Good,” Jane said. “I know the one.”
Jane felt unsteady and exposed, holding on to the door for fear that it would open again, in a car with two teenagers, one of whom looked to be on the verge of death, her bodybuilder ex-boyfriend, his cat, and no weapons.
Ivan looked up at Jane, tilted his head to one side, blinked, and licked her nose.
Chapter 51
Sven saw the next wall of zombies in time. He tapped the brakes, and the car stopped well away from the gathering of infected, no out-of-control skidding, no screeching of brakes, no arrival in the midst of the zombies.
“Sorry,” Lorie said. “I didn’t see them in time, I guess I’m not that good at this navigating thing.”
“It’s okay,” Sven said. “I’m having trouble concentrating too. Probably getting low on protein, and I could use a nap.”
“How do we get around them?” Lorie asked.
Sven looked at the milling zombies and shrugged. There was no getting through this many of them. There were hundreds of them—many more than in the previous encounter—blocking the whole road with their aimless staggering.
Wait, no, now they were going somewhere. Or were they? It looked liked there was a subtle shift toward—
“They’re starting to come for us!” Lorie said. “Look, they’re turning.”
The girl was right. One by one, the zombies were falling away from their group and starting off toward the car. Others were joining the departing zombies and Sven got the sense that the whole mass of them would be coming for him soon, its zombie particles peeling off one by one, as if they were the many components of one collective monster.
Sven put the car in reverse. “We gotta get around them, and fast.” He began to back up.