Quest: Book 2

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  When the Prime Minister asks people to bump open the door and rush into the room, I'm stepping on somebody's face and asking him, "satisfied yet or not?!"

  "Stop!" the Prime Minister says with a loud voice, "please stop!"

  "My hands are not moving! My Prime Minister." I answer, my foot moves back and forth couple more times at the same time.

  "Stop!" the Prime Minister changes his words, "all of you come to here, be well-behaved!"

  "Oh? But why do I need to listen to you?" while I am speaking, my foot keep moving.

  "I'm the Prime Minister of the Empire! I'm a first class duke!" the Prime Minister's voice is getting higher, "I'm ordering you to do so!"

  "I fuck your mama!" I let go the “pig-head” who is under my foot, I walked over and point my finger at the Prime Minister's nose, "what kind of old bird you are?"

  "Hmm?" the Prime Minister doesn't react well to it immediately, "old bird?"

  "How dare you scold the Prime Minister!" an old man next to the Prime Minister shouts, "no accomplishment man! It seems I was right that I dismiss you at first."

  I open my eye widely and take a look at him for a while, and then I can recognize that this no hair guy is the dean of the Royal Institute.

  "Can you manage this?" I give a "Five" without any extra trouble, it makes this old guy turns a round and get down on the ground.

  "You, you, you! You are more and more unlike it!" the Prime Minister is getting mad, he grabs me by the collar, "now you even dare to beat everybody, come with me to see your Majesty!"

  "Let's go, who will be afraid of you!" I shake off the rime Minister's hand, "let go first your hand!"

  "It should be let go your hand first!" the dean covers his mouth and say, "no accomplishment!"

  "Fuck!"

  "Oh my!..."

  "You still dare to fight?!"

  "Hey hey! Once is beat, twice is beat, it's almost the same, my Prime Minister!"

  "I don't want to talk with you too mach! Let's go to the palace!"

  ......

  Pretend to be wild and intractable, I stand outside of Your Majesty's office. From Feshert's words, I know that Your Majesty is very cooperated to go out for hunting.

  "Your Prime Minister, my father went out early today. You see..." Feshert speaks to the Prime Minister with the mature wisdom, "do you have a very important thing?"

  "Yes," the Prime Minister has his face metal gray, "I have something important! No matter what time, I will be waiting!"

  "You can wait if you want to wait," I'm not used to stand, and I want to find a place to sit down, "your young master I don't want to keep accompany with you!"

  "How dare you!" it seems that the Prime Minister is out of control, "You step one more time to let me see!"

  "One step! Two step! Three step!..." I circle around the Prime Minister, "it's not that hard to do it, what else can you do to deal with me?"

  "You this rascal!" it doesn't know whether the Prime Minister has a dizzy mind or not, he slaps me right on the face.

  Defenselessly, I get slapped hard on the face, this makes me lose my face very much!

  "You fucking bitch!" the bravery is made out of the anger. I catch the Prime Minister with my right hand and drag him to the ground, I lift my foot and ride on him.

  I give him a "gentle" punch in the stomach.

  With "ouch..." the sound, the Prime Minister's mouth becomes a round one, maybe he thinks that the loud cry doesn't accord with his noble status.

  I stick the back of my left hand on the heart position of his chest, my right hand punch heavily on the left palm. Hit a man like this, it's hard to check the injuries out even you have killed him.

  With "Boom..." the sound, the Prime Minister's mouth becomes a flat one. It's so wonderful! The nose can be used to make the “hum” sound.

  I am also swearing to want to have the third punch, but I'm held by a lot of people, some hold the legs, some hold the hands, they drag me to sit down on a chair aside. Seeing through the people, that bastard is breathing out more, inhaling less...

  Several magicians release magic on him and pour the medicines into his mouth, it takes a very long time to get the Prime Minister's breath back.

  "You..." the bastard points at me with his shaking finger, "you wait..."

  I roar and jump up from the chair, but I'm pushed back to the chair by several guards right away.

  How can the back chair made of the rare wood stand this kind of toss? With the sound "Wow", it disperses the frame and comes to its end.

  .............

  "What are you doing?!" Your Majesty finally shows up in a heroic jerkin, "what is this place? All of you drank too much?!"

  "Why do you hold viceroy Kone down? Still not let him go?" sees the Prime Minister slumped into a chair, Your Majesty goes over to him and asks, "don’t you feel not well? Or have you all forgotten the etiquette?!"

  Did the ritual knees, I tried hard to put myself into the show, my face has grief, sad and injustice... And so on the complex expressions.

  "Come on!" I say to myself, "it will be more perfect if I can squeeze out a few drops of tears!"

  “Beg your Majesty to delivery the justice for your minister…” the Prime Minister faces down on his body crying, "I... Incredibly was beat by Kone this rascal..."

  "Failure!" I'm very sorry in my heart, "he gets it first, where do my tears go to?"

  "You Prime Minister, please don't get excited first." Your Majesty holds up the Prime Minister optionally, "you sit down first, let others to tell the detailed information."

  The Prime Minister sits down with tears on, he nods his head...

  "Father, about the thing that the Prime Minister gets beat," Feshert says, "I saw the whole process myself, should let me to tell it?"

  "Well..." Your Majesty casts me one eye, it has kind of meaning that who let you to make a such big thing, he answers, "the Prime Minister is beat, it's not a small thing! Order! Call up the ministers, discuss this in the hall!"

  ............

  In the palace basilica, all the minister collected.

  "The thing is like this, the Prime Minister first said you this rascal, and then he gave the viceroy Kone a slap on the face," Feshert is not just ordinary clever, he knows how to tell the story from behind, and he puts the whole thing into several pieces, "and then the viceroy Kone dashed the Prime Minister onto the ground like crazy, he totally punched him... Twice."

  "Your Majesty," someone steps forward, "there's still something before that..."

  "Wait! Let's talk about this first, the rest can wait for a moment." the cooperation of your Majesty and his son is very nice, "your Prime Minister, is this what happened?"

  "It is... like this."

  "Then why the Prime minister scolds the name?" my father has a grouchy face to ask Feshert.

  "The exact words are like this, the Prime Minister said," Feshert tells the process of the incident seriously, "I have something important! No matter what time, I will be waiting! Viceroy Kone he doesn't want to wait and he is leaving. The Prime Minister said how dare you, you walk a step to let me see. And then... Just like this, so finally, viceroy Kone beat the Prime Minister."

  "Oh!" my father walks up to the Prime Minister and speaks to him, "it's all because Kone just take a few steps around you? I now walk a few steps to let you see! I'd like to see whether you also dare to scold me and hit me! Don't you forget that viceroys are not under your management?"

  "Viceroy Vassel! Your Majesty says, "how do you learn to play the children nonsense!"

  "Your Majesty!" my father points his finger at the Prime Minister, "he hit my son!"

  "That's enough!" Your Majesty says with a little angry, "have you all finished?! All stand well for me! Let's put this down first!"

  "But your Majesty..." the Prime Minister opens his mouth widely, "I was beat."

  “Who let you to beat viceroy Kone first?” Your Majesty has a great vexed appearance, "this thing you are wrong firs
t, let's just pretend that it never happened."

  Under the joint efforts of several people, the thing beating the Prime Minister is taken away gently like this, what your Majesty said is also fair and reasonable.

  "What else?" Your Majesty asks Feshert, "what kind of thing they have that they must want to see me?"

  "The thing is," Feshert says with a loud voice, "the finance minister accused viceroy Kone for beating him in the finance department. In addition, the Prime Minister accused viceroy Kone for verbal abuse in the same place."

  "So? You really can make troubles out." Your Majesty takes a look at me and says, "what did you scold for?"

  "Your Majesty! I know!" the dean of the Royal Institute who haven't got the chance to open his mouth says, "viceroy Kone uses a kind of wretched language, he has the unilateral and mandatory wanting to have a kind of abnormal and unethical man and woman relationship with the Prime Minister's mother. Also, viceroy Kone also compared the prime Minister to some specific man organ. Well... The sort of not clean."

  Speaks to this point, the old man's hands give a gesture too.

  After the Prime Minister watches expressionless the bookworm who has some brain problems to show off his learning, his face muscles keep twitching. In the main hall, all the ministers are stunned, they lower their heads and think hard of what the real meaning of these words.

  I'm in the side to fight the smile and my stomach is almost pulled out.

  "Take a rest," Your Majesty's face lights up the odd expression, "we'll take a break. Anybody needs to go to the restroom.