Percy Jackson: The Complete Series

  ‘That doesn’t sound so bad.’

  ‘Yeah, well… the problem was, I believed him. I tried to go home for that school year, but my stepmom was the same as ever. She didn’t want her kids put in danger by living with a freak. Monsters attacked. We argued. Monsters attacked. We argued. I didn’t even make it through winter break. I called Chiron and came right back to Camp Half-Blood.’

  ‘You think you’ll ever try living with your dad again?’

  She wouldn’t meet my eyes. ‘Please. I’m not into self-inflicted pain.’

  ‘You shouldn’t give up,’ I told her. ‘You should write him a letter or something.’

  ‘Thanks for the advice,’ she said coldly, ‘but my father’s made his choice about who he wants to live with.’

  We passed another few miles of silence.

  ‘So if the gods fight,’ I said, ‘will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? Will it be Athena versus Poseidon?’

  She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. ‘I don’t know what my mom will do. I just know I’ll fight next to you.’

  ‘Why?’

  ‘Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?’

  I couldn’t think of an answer for that. Fortunately I didn’t have to. Annabeth was asleep.

  I had trouble following her example, with Grover snoring and an albino lion staring hungrily at me, but eventually I closed my eyes.

  * * *

  My nightmare started out as something I’d dreamed a million times before: I was being forced to take a standardized test while wearing a straitjacket. All the other kids were going out to recess, and the teacher kept saying, Come on, Percy. You’re not stupid are you? Pick up your pencil.

  Then the dream strayed from the usual.

  I looked over at the next desk and saw a girl sitting there, also wearing a strait jacket. She was my age, with unruly black, punk-style hair, dark eyeliner around her stormy green eyes, and freckles across her nose. Somehow, I knew who she was. She was Thalia, daughter of Zeus.

  She struggled against the straitjacket, glared at me in frustration and snapped, Well, Seaweed Brain? One of us has to get out of here.

  She’s right, my dream-self thought. I’m going back to that cavern. I’m going to give Hades a piece of my mind.

  The straitjacket melted off me. I fell through the classroom floor. The teacher’s voice changed until it was cold and evil, echoing from the depths of a great chasm.

  Percy Jackson, it said. Yes, the exchange went well, I see.

  I was back in the dark cavern, spirits of the dead drifting around me. Unseen in the pit, the monstrous thing was speaking, but this time it wasn’t addressing me. The numbing power of its voice seemed directed somewhere else.

  And he suspects nothing? it asked.

  Another voice, one I almost recognized, answered at my shoulder. Nothing, my lord. He is as ignorant as the rest.

  I looked over, but no one was there. The speaker was invisible.

  Deception upon deception, the thing in the pit mused aloud. Excellent.

  Truly, my lord, said the voice next to me, you are well-named the Crooked One. But was it really necessary? I could have brought you what I stole directly –

  You? the monster said in scorn. You have already shown your limits. You would have failed me completely had I not intervened.

  But, my lord –

  Peace, little servant. Our six months have bought us much. Zeus’s anger has grown. Poseidon has played his most desperate card. Now we shall use it against him. Shortly you shall have the reward you wish, and your revenge. As soon as both items are delivered into my hands… but wait. He is here.

  What? The invisible servant suddenly sounded tense. You summoned him, my lord?

  No. The full force of the monster’s attention was now pouring over me, freezing me in place. Blast his father’s blood – he is too changeable, too unpredictable. The boy brought himself hither.

  Impossible! the servant cried.

  For a weakling such as you, perhaps, the voice snarled. Then its cold power turned back on me. So… you wish to dream of your quest, young half-blood? Then I will oblige.

  The scene changed.

  I was standing in a vast throne room with black marble walls and bronze floors. The empty, horrid throne was made from human bones fused together. Standing at the foot of the dais was my mother, frozen in shimmering golden light, her arms outstretched.

  I tried to step towards her, but my legs wouldn’t move. I reached for her, only to realize that my hands were withering to bones. Grinning skeletons in Greek armour crowded around me, draping me with silk robes, wreathing my head with laurels that smoked with Chimera poison, burning into my scalp.

  The evil voice began to laugh. Hail, the conquering hero!

  I woke with a start.

  Grover was shaking my shoulder. ‘The truck’s stopped,’ he said. ‘We think they’re coming to check on the animals.’

  ‘Hide!’ Annabeth hissed.

  She had it easy. She just put on her magic cap and disappeared. Grover and I had to dive behind feed sacks and hope we looked like turnips.

  The trailer doors creaked open. Sunlight and heat poured in.

  ‘Man!’ one of the truckers said, waving his hand in front of his ugly nose. ‘I wish I hauled appliances.’ He climbed inside and poured some water from a jug into the animals’ dishes.

  ‘You hot, big boy?’ he asked the lion, then splashed the rest of the bucket right in the lion’s face.

  The lion roared in indignation.

  ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah,’ the man said.

  Next to me, under the turnip sacks, Grover tensed. For a peace-loving herbivore, he looked downright murderous.

  The trucker threw the antelope a squashed-looking Happy Meal bag. He smirked at the zebra. ‘How ya doin’, Stripes? Least we’ll be getting rid of you this stop. You like magic shows? You’re gonna love this one. They’re gonna saw you in half!’

  The zebra, wild-eyed with fear, looked straight at me.

  There was no sound, but as clear as day, I heard it say: Free me, lord. Please.

  I was too stunned to react.

  There was a loud knock, knock, knock on the side of the trailer.

  The trucker inside with us yelled, ‘What do you want, Eddie?’

  A voice outside – it must’ve been Eddie’s – shouted back, ‘Maurice? What’d ya say?’

  ‘What are you banging for?’

  Knock, knock, knock.

  Outside, Eddie yelled, ‘What banging?’

  Our guy Maurice rolled his eyes and went back outside, cursing at Eddie for being an idiot.

  A second later, Annabeth appeared next to me. She must’ve done the banging to get Maurice out of the trailer. She said, ‘This transport business can’t be legal.’

  ‘No kidding,’ Grover said. He paused, as if listening. ‘The lion says these guys are animal smugglers!’

  That’s right, the zebra’s voice said in my mind.

  ‘We’ve got to free them!’ Grover said. He and Annabeth both looked at me, waiting for my lead.

  I’d heard the zebra talk, but not the lion. Why? Maybe it was another learning disability… I could only understand zebras? Then I thought: horses. What had Annabeth said about Poseidon creating horses? Was a zebra close enough to a horse? Was that why I could understand it?

  The zebra said, Open my cage, lord. Please. I’ll be fine after that.

  Outside, Eddie and Maurice were still yelling at each other, but I knew they’d be coming inside to torment the animals again any minute. I grabbed Riptide and slashed the lock off the zebra’s cage.

  The zebra burst out. It turned to me and bowed. Thank you, lord.

  Grover held up his hands and said something to the zebra in goat talk, like a blessing.

  Just as Maurice was poking his head back inside to check out the noise, the zebra leaped over him and into the street. There was yell
ing and screaming and cars honking. We rushed to the doors of the trailer in time to see the zebra galloping down a wide boulevard lined with hotels and casinos and neon signs. We’d just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

  Maurice and Eddie ran after it, with a few policemen running after them, shouting, ‘Hey! You need a permit for that!’

  ‘Now would be a good time to leave,’ Annabeth said.

  ‘The other animals first,’ Grover said.

  I cut the locks with my sword. Grover raised his hands and spoke the same goat-blessing he’d used for the zebra.

  ‘Good luck,’ I told the animals. The antelope and the lion burst out of their cages and went off together into the streets.

  Some tourists screamed. Most just backed off and took pictures, probably thinking it was some kind of stunt by one of the casinos.

  ‘Will the animals be okay?’ I asked Grover. ‘I mean, the desert and all –’

  ‘Don’t worry,’ he said. ‘I placed a satyr’s sanctuary on them.’

  ‘Meaning?’

  ‘Meaning they’ll reach the wild safely,’ he said. ‘They’ll find water, food, shade, whatever they need until they find a safe place to live.’

  ‘Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?’ I asked.

  ‘It only works on wild animals.’

  ‘So it would only affect Percy,’ Annabeth reasoned.

  ‘Hey!’ I protested.

  ‘Kidding,’ she said. ‘Come on. Let’s get out of this filthy truck.’

  We stumbled out into the desert afternoon. It was forty degrees, easy, and we must’ve looked like deep-fried vagrants, but everybody was too interested in the wild animals to pay us much attention.

  We passed the Monte Carlo and the MGM. We passed pyramids, a pirate ship and the Statue of Liberty, which was a pretty small replica, but still made me homesick.

  I wasn’t sure what we were looking for. Maybe just a place to get out of the heat for a few minutes, find a sandwich and a glass of lemonade, make a new plan for getting west.

  We must have taken a wrong turn, because we found ourselves at a dead end, standing in front of the Lotus Hotel and Casino. The entrance was a huge neon flower, the petals lighting up and blinking. No one was going in or out, but the glittering chrome doors were open, spilling out air conditioning that smelled like flowers – lotus blossom, maybe. I’d never smelled one, so I wasn’t sure.

  The doorman smiled at us. ‘Hey, kids. You look tired. You want to come in and sit down?’

  I’d learned to be suspicious, the last week or so. I figured anybody might be a monster or a god. You just couldn’t tell. But this guy was normal. One look at him, and I could see. Besides, I was so relieved to hear somebody who sounded sympathetic that I nodded and said we’d love to come in. Inside, we took one look around, and Grover said, ‘Whoa.’

  The whole lobby was a giant game room. And I’m not talking about cheesy old Pac-Man games or slot machines. There was an indoor water slide snaking around the glass elevator, which went straight up at least forty floors. There was a climbing wall on the side of one building, and an indoor bungee-jumping bridge. There were virtual-reality suits with working laser guns. And hundreds of video games, each one the size of a widescreen TV. Basically, you name it, this place had it. There were a few other kids playing, but not that many. No waiting for any of the games. There were waitresses and snack bars all around, serving every kind of food you can imagine.

  ‘Hey!’ a bellhop said. At least I guessed he was a bellhop. He wore a white-and-yellow Hawaiian shirt with lotus designs, shorts and flip-flops. ‘Welcome to the Lotus Casino. Here’s your room key.’

  I stammered, ‘Um, but…’

  ‘No, no,’ he said, laughing. ‘The bill’s taken care of. No extra charges, no tips. Just go on up to the top floor, room 4001. If you need anything, like extra bubbles for the hot tub, or skeet targets for the shooting range, or whatever, just call the front desk. Here are your LotusCash cards. They work in the restaurants and on all the games and rides.’

  He handed us each a green plastic credit card.

  I knew there must be some mistake. Obviously he thought we were some millionaire’s kids. But I took the card and said, ‘How much is on here?’

  His eyebrows knit together. ‘What do you mean?’

  ‘I mean, when does it run out of cash?’

  He laughed. ‘Oh, you’re making a joke. Hey, that’s cool. Enjoy your stay.’

  We took the elevator upstairs and checked out our room. It was a suite with three separate bedrooms and a bar stocked with candy, sodas and crisps. A hotline to room service. Fluffy towels and waterbeds with feather pillows. A big-screen television with satellite and high-speed Internet. The balcony had its own hot tub and, sure enough, there was a skeet-shooting machine and a shotgun, so you could launch clay pigeons right out over the Las Vegas skyline and plug them with your gun. I didn’t see how that could be legal, but I thought it was pretty cool. The view over the Strip and the desert was amazing, though I doubted we’d ever have time to look at the view with a room like this.

  ‘Oh, goodness,’ Annabeth said. ‘This place is…’

  ‘Sweet,’ Grover said. ‘Absolutely sweet.’

  There were clothes in the closet, and they fitted me. I frowned, thinking that this was a little strange.

  I threw Ares’s backpack in the trash can. Wouldn’t need that any more. When we left, I could just charge a new one at the hotel store.

  I took a shower, which felt awesome after a week of grimy travel. I changed clothes, ate a bag of crisps, drank three Cokes and came out feeling better than I had in a long time. In the back of my mind, some small problem kept nagging me. I’d had a dream or something… I needed to talk to my friends. But I was sure it could wait.

  I came out of the bedroom and found that Annabeth and Grover had also showered and changed clothes. Grover was eating crisps to his heart’s content, while Annabeth cranked up the National Geographic Channel.

  ‘All those stations,’ I told her, ‘and you turn on National Geographic. Are you insane?’

  ‘It’s interesting.’

  ‘I feel good,’ Grover said. ‘I love this place.’

  Without his even realizing it, the wings sprouted out of his shoes and lifted him a foot off the ground, then back down again.

  ‘So what now?’ Annabeth asked. ‘Sleep?’

  Grover and I looked at each other and grinned. We both held up our green plastic LotusCash cards.

  ‘Play time,’ I said.

  I couldn’t remember the last time I had so much fun. I came from a relatively poor family. Our idea of a splurge was eating out at Burger King and renting a video. A five-star Vegas hotel? Forget it.

  I bungee-jumped the lobby five or six times, did the waterslide, snowboarded the artificial ski slope and played virtual-reality laser tag and FBI sharpshooter. I saw Grover a few times, going from game to game. He really liked the reverse hunter thing – where the deer go out and shoot the rednecks. I saw Annabeth playing trivia games and other brainiac stuff. They had this huge 3-D sim game where you build your own city, and you could actually see the holographic buildings rise on the display board. I didn’t think much of it, but Annabeth loved it.

  I’m not sure when I first realized something was wrong.

  Probably, it was when I noticed the guy standing next to me at VR sharpshooters. He was about thirteen, I guess, but his clothes were weird. I thought he was some Elvis impersonator’s son. He wore bell-bottoms and a red T-shirt with black piping, and his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl’s on homecoming night.

  We played a game of sharpshooters together and he said, ‘Groovy, man. Been here two weeks, and the games keep getting better and better.’

  Groovy?

  Later, while we were talking, I said something “rocked”, and he looked at me kind of puzzled, as if he’d never heard the word used that way before.

  He said his name was Darrin, but as soon as
I started asking him questions he got bored with me and started to go back to the computer screen.

  I said, ‘Hey, Darrin?’

  ‘What?’

  ‘What year is it?’

  He frowned at me. ‘In the game?’

  ‘No. In real life.’

  He had to think about it. ‘1977.’

  ‘No,’ I said, getting a little scared. ‘Really.’

  ‘Hey, man. Bad vibes. I got a game happening.’

  After that he totally ignored me.

  I started talking to people, and I found it wasn’t easy. They were glued to the TV screen, or the video game, or their food, or whatever. I found a guy who told me it was 1985. Another guy told me it was 1993. They all claimed they hadn’t been in here very long, a few days, a few weeks at most. They didn’t really know and they didn’t care.

  Then it occurred to me: how long had I been here? It seemed like only a couple of hours, but was it?

  I tried to remember why we were here. We were going to Los Angeles. We were supposed to find the entrance to the Underworld. My mother… for a scary second, I had trouble remembering her name. Sally. Sally Jackson. I had to find her. I had to stop Hades from causing World War III.

  I found Annabeth still building her city.

  ‘Come on,’ I told her. ‘We’ve got to get out of here.’

  No response.

  I shook her. ‘Annabeth?’

  She looked up, annoyed. ‘What?’

  ‘We need to leave.’

  ‘Leave? What are you talking about? I’ve just got the towers –’

  ‘This place is a trap.’

  She didn’t respond until I shook her again. ‘What?’

  ‘Listen. The Underworld. Our quest!’

  ‘Oh, come on, Percy. Just a few more minutes.’

  ‘Annabeth, there are people here from 1977. Kids who have never aged. You check in, and you stay forever.’

  ‘So?’ she asked. ‘Can you imagine a better place?’

  I grabbed her wrist and yanked her away from the game.