Grantville Gazette, Volume IX
"Berna would probably say he doesn't know, but won't see it as nonsense. He will look it up and tell us enough of what it means that we can make something approaching an accurate translation. As for the contract, Bernie insisted on it. . . . Patriarch, it's hard to explain unless you have seen what they can do and how freely they give out their knowledge. I am convinced that if we don't have someone like Bernie, if we don't gain this knowledge and do it now while the door is opened—" He paused and took a deep breath. "Russia, without the knowledge—the up-timers knowledge—facing a Europe with that knowledge, will not survive a hundred years. "
"Why is Vladimir paying for this?" The patriarch was nodding. Good, Boris thought. He understood why Berna was needed.
"He wants to set up a think tank." Boris spoke entirely in Russian but the concept didn't translate well.
"A gathering of minds." Boris tried again at Filaret's expression. "Also a research center. A place where concepts and devices from the books and notes he is sending can be tried. Tests can be done to see what will and will not work. A place where the knowledge from the future can be combined with the talents of Russians to make both the things he sends us designs for and new designs of our own."
The patriarch nodded, his mind jumping ahead of Boris' explanation. "Where?"
"The Yaroslavich family has a large and comfortable dacha and hunting park a half-day ride from Muscovy. Close enough to Moscow for convenience, yet far enough away so that it can be kept fairly private. He promises not only its use but money for the materials needed for the experimentation. Some thousands of rubles a year."
"That explains what he wants to do, Boris Ivanovich Petrov. It does not explain why the contract with this Bernard Zeppi is with Vladimir Petrovich Yaroslavich, not Mikhail Fedorivich Romanov, Czar of all Russia."
"Vladimir is willing to commit the Yaroslavich family to the primary funding of the project."
"And he wants what in exchange?"
"The exclusive rights to produce and sell the products of the dacha." This was common. One family might have exclusive rights to mine iron ore in a certain area, rights they had purchased from the government. Another might have exclusive rights to sell the furs of another area. And Filaret was no babe in the woods when it came to that type of negotiation.
"No, that won't work," Filaret said. "The Yaroslavich family is rich but not that rich."
"He plans to sell the rights to produce individual products," Boris explained. "The research center will make a working model of, say, a reaper and designs for the parts to it, then sell the rights to make reapers to another clan or to a set of villages."
The patriarch nodded and considered. "Exclusive except for the government. I'll not have the government giving the Yaroslavich family the rights, then paying for the research as well." That too was standard. The government of Muscovy maintained first call on everything. If a family gained exclusive control of a mine what that family got was what came out of the mine beyond the government's share. The extra.
"Of course, Patriarch." Boris nodded. As each new device was made both the government and the Yaroslavich family would have the right to produce it if they chose. In the case of the reaper, the government would be able to either make reapers itself or have them made; so would the Yaroslavich family. The Yaroslavich family might want to sell its rights to make the product but that would not affect the governments rights. "Of course, the research center will need experts from some of the bureaus."
Filaret nodded thoughtfully. "That can be arranged. And the church?"
"Vladimir would prefer not to make an open grant to all the church." Boris' answer was delicate. "There have been abuses of such grants in the past. I am very much afraid the bureaus would not like such a blanket grant either." The Russian Orthodox Church was neither monolithic nor free from corruption. Monasteries vied for power and wealth with the great families and each other.
The patriarch grinned rather sardonically and nodded. "The patriarch's office, then." He laughed at Boris' expression. "Not even that?"
Boris steeled himself. "Who will be the next patriarch?"
Filaret nodded, but lost his smile.
"Vladimir did wish me to convey his warmest personal regards to you, Patriarch Filaret. His concern, and frankly mine, is that the next patriarch may not share your concern for the czar or for Muscovy as a whole. Do you remember mention of Patriarch Nikon from the histories we sent?" Boris really wished he could avoid this part of the conversation. He was used to bureaucratic infighting but not at this level.
Filaret grimaced but nodded. "However, I am patriarch now."
"As long as that happy situation remains, the patriarch's office will receive anything the dacha can provide."
Filaret's fingers made a drum roll on the desk as he thought about it. "It is a great risk for young Vladimir. He could ruin his family if it doesn't work." Then he stared at Boris. "What about you, Boris? What do you gain in this? What do you risk?"
"It has been suggested that I would make an excellent candidate for the head of the Grantville section of the embassy bureau." He shrugged. "That is both the reward and the risk. If it doesn't work, well, my position in the bureau would become untenable."
"Yes." Filaret's eyes glittered. "It would." Another pause while the patriarch's fingers continued to tap out a strange beat on the desk. "Very well. I will talk to Fedor Ivanovich Shermentev, then. I'll even do what I can to get the appropriate people assigned to your section and loaned to the Yaroslavich dacha." He paused a moment. "You understand what you're risking?"
"I think so, Patriarch."
* * *
"And with that he sent me on my way." Boris took another sip of the tea Daromila had made him. He felt exhausted and at the same time, jubilant. Also a bit frightened.
"Let me get this straight." Daromila sat down. "If this 'think tank' doesn't produce results—good results—inside a few years . . . say five at most, you will lose the Grantville section. You will also lose any hope of ever again becoming a section chief. If it succeeds—but not extraordinarily well—you will end your career as a relatively minor section chief. If it succeeds extraordinarily well, then section chief of the Grantville section will become a plum job."
Boris nodded. "It's a risk. Section Chief is a nice promotion but the important point is section chief of which section. If the Grantville section becomes like the Bristol section—just the section chief and a clerk—well, I'll spend the rest of my life sitting there growing mold. If Grantville and the research center become as important as I think they might be, then the Grantville Section will rival the Polish Section. More than a hundred jobs to hand out. Favors to other section chiefs. It will be the job everyone wants. That will have it's own dangers but also opportunities. It will become a stepping stone to still higher positions, which could work well for us. Patriarch Filaret said 'I'll do what I can for you, if it succeeds.'"
"If he's still here," Daromila pointed out. "The man is eighty." Daromila had helped him negotiate the waters of the Moscow bureaucracy all the years of their marriage. She knew the risks and rewards as well as he did.
"Positions for the boys," she murmured. Their four sons were of an age to begin government service. The eldest, Pavel, was already working in the bureau of posts, although as a minor clerk. The middle two, Boris Borisovich and Vasilli, were currently overseeing the villages. Only the youngest, Ivan, remained at home.
"Ah, yes." Boris hesitated a moment. Daromila was a mother. Mothers worried. "We should send each of them to Grantville, you know. They will gain experience there." Boris knew that Daromila wasn't entirely happy with the idea that her sons would follow in his footsteps, as least as far as being a spy was concerned.
Daromila frowned. Boris held his breath. He didn't really like it when she frowned, but this wasn't directed at him. She stood, went to the stove and moved a pot to a cooler spot. "You're probably right. " She turned back to him. "The prince you went with, Vladimir? Will he be careful of
them?"
"He's an honorable man."
Daromila nodded. "We must do what we can. Pavel first."
"Ivan, I think," Boris said, "should join the dacha. In a minor post, of course."
"That should work." Then she smiled the smile that had always tugged his heartstrings. "He and Bernie have been talking all the time you were gone."
Boris groaned a bit. "He'll be ruined. Ruined."
Daromila smiled again. "Now, dear. Don't worry so. Bernie is a nice boy." Her eyes grew distant. "The first thing we should do is go and see Natasha Petrovna Yaroslavicha."
Boris nodded. "Yes. I have letters for her. First thing tomorrow morning, I think."
* * *
Boris had sent a message and he knew Vladimir had corresponded with his sister. She should be aware that he was coming. He thought it best not to spring Bernie on her as a surprise. The Yaroslavich townhouse was large and palatial. To a young, protected princess (the great families tended to keep women sheltered) Bernie Zeppi might come as an unwelcome surprise. Best to make her acquaintance first, Daromila had said.
His first surprise came at the door. The tall, young woman who answered it wasn't a servant. She was the princess in full court dress. "I've been looking forward to meeting you. Vladimir speaks very highly of you." She was looking around curiously like a like a child looking for the clowns to arrive. "But why did you not bring Bernie? Vladimir says he's to stay at the dacha."
This girl—well, young woman—was not shy. Not in the least what he'd expected. "Well, I thought I might prepare you a bit." Boris stumbled over his answer. "Bernie is . . . well, Bernie. Rather unusual. Not like us."
A cackle from the other end of the room surprised him. And a tiny old woman rose to greet him and lifted her cheek for his kiss. "Sofia Petrovna. Vladimir's aunt. We've both been looking forward to meeting the outlander." Her black eyes sparkled with intelligence. "Letters?" It was not a question. Boris handed them over, while the princess told a servant to bring tea.
Both women made sure he was comfortable and began to skim their letters. After a moment or so, the princess looked up at him. "Forgive me." She was even blushing a bit though it was hard to tell with the makeup. "I enjoy my brother's letters so much." She set them aside, reluctantly, he thought. "Tell me about this miracle from the future. The rumors would have it that they are all devils on the one hand, and all saints on the other."
Boris felt the grin breaking out. "Not devils or saints. Just people. Though they are different in culture and belief." The girl was a cutie even if she was unusually tall and thin. She bubbled like a brook or a laughing child still some how anxious for the next existing treat the world would provide her.
Sofia and the princess "Call me Natasha; everyone does," kept him busy answering questions for an hour. Boris finally broke away, swearing to return the next day with Bernie.
"Oh, and your wife." Natasha smiled. "I'm quite anxious to meet her."
* * *
As promised, Boris delivered Bernie the next day. Natasha had decided, again, that since the outlander was visiting today she would greet him in full court dress. Then, as they often did, things had come up. She rushed through the last of her preparation, took a deep breath and made her entrance. Boris—as custom dictated—kissed her on the cheek. However, though Boris seemed a nice man, he was inconveniently short. The customary kiss entailed her leaning down and Boris standing on tiptoe.
Natasha had worn a gown that was mostly black. She had heard that the Protestants had the oddest notions about somber clothing being a mark of virtue of some sort and she did want the outlander to feel comfortable. By custom, her makeup was pure white with red lips and cheeks. The outlander's face was turning the oddest shade of red. Then he started to laugh uncontrollably. She thought he might be apologizing as he laughed—which just made it worse.
* * *
Bernie couldn't help it. He had been nervous all morning after the lecture Mrs. Petrov had given him on how important the Yaroslavich family was. And suddenly it was like he was in a Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon with Boris and Natasha. He cracked up. He almost had himself under control. "Where's Bullwinkle?" slipped out he lost it again.
Things were getting tense by the time Bernie got himself under control. "I'm sorry. I'm away from home and nervous about the new job. It was just that you two right then happened to look like Boris and Natasha."
Now the princess was looking confused again. "But we are Boris and Natasha?"
"I know." Bernie almost lost it again. He shook his head. "I think that's what really did it. Not like you, Boris and Natasha; like the cartoon Boris and Natasha. Natasha was tall and slinky, ah, beautiful with a very pale face and red lips, Boris was short and stocky. They were spies." Another giggle. "Spies who were constantly trying to blow up Rocky, the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose. I used to watch it on Nickelodeon when I was a kid."
"What is a cartoon?" Princess Natasha was apparently much mollified by the notion that this other Natasha was beautiful. Bernie was less confident of her reaction to slinky, though you never knew.
"It's a simple drawing." Bernie tried to explain.
"Something like an icon but without the religious significance," Boris clarified.
"Except the ones with Boris and Natasha moved."
"Moved how?" Natasha's forehead creased under the makeup. "Did they shake the paper?" Which lead to a discussion of moving pictures in general and how they were made. By the end of this discussion, Natasha was too interested to be offended.
* * *
"Now I see how it works." Natasha saw something else too. This was why they needed Bernie Zeppi and the dacha turned into a research center. He had not come here to introduce moving icons on a screen. It had just popped out like a chicken laying an egg. How many other eggs were buried in his head and how valuable would they be to the family? Natasha had seen mimes and clowns perform. In spite of his comments, she knew that the movies and cartoons didn't need sound to be a major draw.
* * *
Daromila, who had been fairly quiet during the visit, asked, "Berna, what is all this about the moose and squirrel?"
Bernie jerked a bit. "Berna?"
Daromila grinned a bit. "It is what we do, the names. When someone is close or well liked, we . . . do things to the names. Boris, for instance . . . I call him Boriska, usually. As he calls me Dara. The princess Natalia, you recall . . ."
"Call me Natasha," Bernie said. "Oh. I get it. Nicknames. Like Bernie is to begin with. My real name is Bernard. Always hated it. Sounds like some old grandpa dude's name."
Daromila nodded. "Exactly. Now, tell me about the moose and squirrel," Then, with emphasis, "and the spies, Boris and Natasha."
Spring, 1633
"I think we can use him," General Kabanov said. He was in charge of guns and weapons for the Russian musketeers. "He does seem to know a great deal about guns and their use."
Boris nodded. He saw no need to point out that Bernie's familiarity with the 30.06 was nothing unusual. Bernie had just finished disassembling and reassembling his up-time rifle and then loading it and emptying it into a set of targets. Another thing Boris neglected to mention was how very slow Bernie had been in doing both those things in comparison to some of the up-timers he had seen.
"Why can't we make these repeating rifles?" General Kabanov asked Bernie but he didn't speak English, much less up-timer English, so questions were funneled through Boris. Which was probably for the best, as it allowed him to edit at need.
"Primers," Bernie said. "You can't make the primers. We went over all this in Grantville."
"In the brass cartridges," Boris translated, "are compounds of a chemical that is difficult and expensive to make in quantity—"
So it went. It was the third interview that day and there were three more to go and still more tomorrow.
* * *
"Why did you have to bring us an idiot?" Filip Pavlovich Tupikov was pacing back and forth, scratching furio
usly at a rather weak beard. "They know how to fly. They can make materials we never dreamed of. And you bring us this? Not a doctor, not a . . . what is the word? Engineer. Not an engineer. Instead you bring us this . . . this . . . barely a craftsman. Why, Boris Ivanovich?"
Boris Ivanovich looked at Filip Pavlovich. The man was a brilliant artisan and a skilled natural philosopher, but had no understanding of how the world worked. Besides, Boris had been getting some version of this from about half the interviewers for the last two weeks. "Ah, how foolish of me." Boris snorted. "I should, no doubt, have asked their president, Mike Stearns, to give up all he had in Grantville and come be a servant in Muscovy? Perhaps the master of machining, Ollie Reardon, would have given up his factory with its machines and the electric to run them? Better yet, I could have tried to persuade Melissa Mailey, a qualified teacher in their high school. Of course, she has been heard to say—more than once, I might point out—that they should start by executing nine out of ten of the nobility of Europe. She then suggests that they go up from there. I'm sure she would have been happy to serve the czar."