White Wolf's Law: A Western Story
CHAPTER XII
THE WAMPUS ON STILTS
As in so many other mining towns, killers and robbers walked thestreets of Goldville, and the authorities tacitly agreed to forgettheir pasts unless they committed some fresh crime within the town. Sowanted men, with huge rewards offered for them by other States, drank,ate, and slept and had no other worry than to keep a wary eye out foran enemy.
Real law would come later, and the enforcement of it, but now, whilemany of the decent citizens of the town disliked and feared the roughswho hung out in the Ace High Saloon, few had the nerve to interfere, ifthe rowdies attempted to ride a stranger.
"Gents, I'm tellin' yuh it's the only lollygaholopus that ain't incaptivity," a big, florid-faced man said with mock gravity as hepointed to one of the passengers who had arrived on the stage. Therehad been five in all--three hard-rock miners, "Pop" Howes, aleathery-faced old prospector, and the man who was the object of therough's joke.
He was a small, undersized man of about twenty-eight. His hat, with itsextra high crown, was the finest grade of Stetson; his boots,custom-made patent leather, had abnormally high heels; his shirt was ofsilk and knotted with a loose black tie, and his suit was black, andsilk-faced lapels adorned his long-tailed frock coat. If he heard therough's pleasantry he made no move to resent it. He pulled at his heavyblack beard and gazed indifferently about the town.
"Anderson, yuh is plumb mixed in your animology. That ain't nolollygaholopus; it's a wampus on stilts!" a tall, gawky, hook-nosed mancried.
The bums roared at this allusion to the little man's high heels. Eventhe other spectators who disliked Anderson and his cronies smiled, butstill the little man in the frock coat paid no attention to the remarks.
A small, undersized young fellow, dressed in ragged, faded jeans, whowas standing on the outer fringe of the watchers, stared at the littleman as if he were a ghost. Then suddenly the youth's freckled facesplit in a wide, loose-mouthed grin.
"Gosh, it's him!" he cried excitedly.
Pop Howes, the old prospector who had arrived on the stage, raisedhimself on tiptoe and peered over the heads of the crowd.
"Who's 'him'?" he asked, then added regretfully: "Darn them bigbullies! Why don't they take a gent their own size?"
"Jack ain't used to being made fun of, so he don't savvy they'retalkin' about him," said the ragged fellow. "But don't yuh worry none.When he does, he'll swell up and get darned big in them gents' eyes."
"Big" Anderson, the florid-faced bully, took several steps toward thelittle man, cocked his head on one side, and carefully surveyed thestranger from his patent-leather boots to his high-crowned Stetson.Then Anderson nodded his head decisively.
"Yep, 'Hi,' yuh is plumb correct! It's the most perfect specimen of awampus on stilts I ever seen. What do yuh say we capture it an' sell itto some museum?"
The little man suddenly realized that these remarks were directedtoward himself and, very slowly, he turned and glanced at Big Andersonand Hi Stevens, the other rough. They met his eyes with broad, tauntinggrins.
The little man stood there, quietly watching them for a moment, thenwalked briskly across the road toward them. Because of his high heels,he seemed to strut like a bantam rooster. His eyes were steady andbored into those of the two crude jesters, who were taken aback at hissudden advance.
"Was yuh gents talkin' about me?" he asked coldly.
The two recovered from their surprise and grinned mockingly, thenprepared to have further fun with the "wampus."
"We sure was. I was remarkin' yuh is the most perfect specimen of----"
Big Anderson's' grin vanished, and his words came to an abrupt halt,for the little man's coat opened like two doors on springs, and two bigblack guns seemed to leap from his belt into his hands. The bullies'mouths grew slack, as they stared pop-eyed into the big, round barrelsof those Colts.
"Yuh was sayin'?" the little man inquired.
"Put them guns away or--or----" Hi Stevens attempted to bluster, but hecould not bring himself to finish the sentence. While the stranger wassmall, those two guns were big, the hands that held them steady, andthe eyes behind them very hard.
"Yuh was sayin' I was a wampus?"
The voice was gentle, but it sounded to the two bullies like a deathknell. Their courage oozed away visibly, and their hands fell limplyfrom the butts of their guns. Hi Stevens choked and stammered, thenspoke hesitatingly:
"Naw, I never said that."
"Then it was your friend. Now, mister, yuh'll have to teach himmanners. Yuh'll have to show him it ain't nice to go callin' strangersnames. Just so he won't forget it, yuh pull his ear with one hand an'slap him good with the other."
The spectators gathered closer; this was good--the bullies beingbullied. The two roughs' friends near the door of the Ace High movedrestlessly, and one or two of them handled their guns; but the boy inthe tattered jeans ran across the road and whispered something to them,and their desire to interfere seemed to vanish.
Anderson and Stevens stared at the little stranger as if they hadsuddenly become half-witted and did not understand his words. Herepeated them again more sharply this time, and when Hi Stevens made nomove to obey, his right-hand gun roared, and the bully, white-faced,hopped about on one foot and stared at his left boot, the heel of whichhad vanished.
"Hey, mister, don't do that," he whined.
"Do what I tole yuh to, or I'll take one of your toes off next," thelittle man warned.
Instinctively Hi Stevens knew that the threat was no bluff. Moved byresentment toward Big Anderson, who had started this ill-fatedhorseplay, Stevens suddenly reached over and, before his astonishedfriend could recover from his stupor, yanked one of Anderson's ears andclouted him across the cheek with his other hand.
Big Anderson roared with anger and glared at Stevens; but, while herubbed the red mark on his cheek, he made no move that the frock-coatedstranger might have interpreted as hostile.
"Now, mister, it's your turn to teach _him_ not to go callin' names."
Big Anderson stepped toward Stevens with blood in his eyes.
"Mister, yuh stand still an' take it or I'll----"
The stranger had no need to voice his threat, for Hi Stevens stopped inhis tracks and waited. Anderson yanked Stevens' ear, raised a big,hairy paw, and clouted him on the side of the head with such force thatStevens reeled backward.
"Now get the hell out of here!" the stranger snapped.
The two bullies, murderous with rage, both at each other and at thestranger, whirled about and hurried into the Ace High Saloon. Thelittle man waited until they disappeared. Then he returned his guns totheir holsters, with a movement as swift as that with which he haddrawn them, whirled on his heel, and stalked toward the hotel.
"Baldy" Kane, a slender man of forty whose face and head were asguiltless of hair as an egg and whose gray eyes and long, sallow facewere entirely devoid of expression, watched the black-coated strangerenter the hotel, then turned to a friend and asked:
"Who's the little rooster?"
His friend nodded toward the ragged boy, who was now walking down thedusty street by the side of Pop Howes.
"Jim-twin Allen horned in suddenlike when the boys was thinkin' ofstoppin' the little man, so I figger the little runt with the whiskersis Jim's brother--'Jack-twin' Allen."
Kane shrugged, turned on his heel, and followed Big Anderson and HiStevens into the Ace High. A miner leaped down and whispered to acompanion.
"If that there rip-snortin' hellion of a Wyoming sheriff is here, hellis sure goin' to pop, an' Baldy is thinkin' fast an' hard!"
"'Tain't safe to talk!" the other mumbled out of the corner of hismouth and turned away.