Bleeding Hearts

  ‘So which one was the target?’ Edmond asked.

  ‘Exactly. I mean, did he get who he was going after? If not, the other two better be careful. Remember, he’s shot the wrong bloody person before.’

  Edmond nodded. ‘It’ll be out of our hands soon anyway.’

  This was true: Scotland Yard and the Anti-Terrorist unit would pick over the bones. But this was Bob Broome’s manor, and he wasn’t about to just hand the case over and catch a good night’s sleep.

  ‘Bollocks,’ he said. ‘What about this other phone call, the one to the Craigmead?’

  ‘We’re talking to the receptionist again. All she knows is that a man called wanting to speak to Eleanor Ricks. Ricks was paged, but she ignored it.’

  ‘She hadn’t left?’

  ‘No, the receptionist says she walked past the desk while her name was being put out over the loudspeakers.’

  ‘Was the Secretary of State with her?’

  ‘Yes. But she says she didn’t hear anything.’

  ‘So maybe Eleanor Ricks didn’t hear anything either?’

  ‘Maybe.’

  ‘But if she’d taken the call ...’

  ‘Molly Prendergast would have walked out of the hotel alone.’

  ‘And we’d have a clearer idea who the intended target was.’ Broome sighed.

  ‘So what’s our next step, Bob?’

  Broome checked his watch. ‘For one thing, I’ve a transatlantic call to make. For another, there’s the media to deal with. Then I’ll want to see those buggers at the hospital.’

  ‘They’re being brought in.’

  ‘Good. Nice of them to help him escape, wasn’t it?’

  ‘Think he might’ve had an accomplice?’

  ‘I think,’ said Bob Broome, getting to his feet, ‘he might’ve just lost one of his nine lives.’

  ‘That phone call, sir.’

  ‘Oh, right.’ Broome sat down again. Someone was trying the door, but the chair was holding. He picked up the phone. He knew one man who’d want to know the Demolition Man was back in London. ‘I want to place a call to the United States,’ he said into the receiver.

  5

  Hoffer hated flying, especially these days when business class was out of the question. He hated being cooped up like a factory chicken. He was strictly a free-range cockerel. The crew didn’t like it if you strayed too far for too long. They were always getting in the way, squeezing these damned tin trolleys down aisles just wide enough for them. Those aisles, they weren’t even wide enough for him. You were supposed to stay in your seat to make the trolley-pushers’ jobs easier. Screw them, he was the customer. There were other problems too. His nose got all blocked up on long-haul flights, and his ears bothered him. He’d yawn like a whale on a plankton hunt and swallow like he was choking down a lump of concrete, but his head got more and more like a pressure cooker no matter what he did. He waited till the better-looking stewardess came along and asked her with a pained smile if she had any tips. Maybe there were tablets these days for this sort of thing. But she came back to his seat with two plastic drinks cups and said he should clamp them over his ears.

  ‘What is this, a joke? I’m supposed to wear these things all the way to London?’

  He crunched the plastic cups in his beefy fists and got up to use the bathroom. There was a guy four rows back who kept laughing at the in-flight movie, some Steve Martin vehicle which had left the factory without wheels or any gas in its tank. The guy looked like he’d have laughed at Nuremberg.

  The bathroom: now there was another problem. A Japanese coffin would have been roomier. It took him a while to get everything set out: mirror, penknife, stash. They’d been sticky about the knife at airport security, until he explained that he was a New York private detective, not a Palestinian terrorist, and that the knife was a present for his cousin in London.

  ‘Since when,’ he’d argued finally, ‘did you get fat terrorists? Come to that, when did you last see a pocket-knife terrorist? I’d be better armed with the in-flight knife and fork.’

  So they’d let him through.

  He took a wrinkled dollar bill from his pocket and rolled it up. Well, it was either that or a straw from the in-flight drinks, and those straws were so narrow you could hardly suck anything up. He’d read somewhere that eighty percent of all the twenty-dollar bills in circulation bore traces of cocaine. Yeah, but he was a dollar sort of guy. Even rolled up, however, the dollar was crumpled. He considered doing a two-and-two, placing the powder on his pinky and snorting it, but you wasted a lot that way. Besides, he was shaking so much, he doubted he’d get any of the coke near his nose.

  He’d laid out a couple of lines. It wasn’t great coke, but it was good enough. He remembered the days of great coke, stuff that would burn to white ash on the end of a cigarette. These days, the stuff was reconstituted Colombia-Miami shit, not the beautiful Peruvian blow of yore. If you tried testing it on a cigarette tip, it turned black and smelt like a Jamaican party. He knew this stuff was going to burn his nose. He saw his face in the mirror above the sink. He saw the lines around his mouth and under his eyes, coke lines. Then he turned back to the business at hand and took a good hit.

  He wiped what was left off the mirror with his thumb and rubbed it over his gums. It was sour for a second before the freeze arrived. Okay, so he’d powdered his nose. He doubted it would put wheels on the movie, but maybe he’d find something else to laugh at. You never could tell.

  Hoffer ran his own detective agency these days, though he managed to employ just two other tecs and a secretary. He’d started in a sleazy rental above a peep show off Times Square, reckoning that was how private eyes operated in the movies. But he soon saw that clients were put off by the location, so he took over a cleaner set of offices in Soho. The only problem was, they were up three flights of stairs, and there was no elevator. So Hoffer tended to work from home, using his phone and fax. He had one tec working for him; he’d only met the guy twice, both times in a McDonald’s. But the clients were happier now that Hoffer Private Investigations was above a chi-chi splatter gallery selling canvases that looked like someone had been hacked to death on them and then the post mortem carried out. The cheapest painting in the shop covered half a wall and would set the buyer back $12,000. Hoffer knew the gallery would last about another six months. He saw them carry paintings in, but he never saw one leave. Still, at least Hoffer had clients. There’d been a while when he’d been able to trade on his name alone, back when the media exposure had been good. But stories died quickly, and for a while the name Hoffer wasn’t enough.

  $12,000 would buy about eight weeks of Hoffer agency time, not including expenses. Robert Walkins had promised to deposit exactly that sum in the agency’s bank account when Hoffer had spoken to him by phone. It was funny, speaking to the man again. After all, Walkins had been Hoffer’s first client. In some ways, he was Hoffer’s only client, the only one that mattered.

  The Demolition Man was in action again, and Hoffer badly wanted to be part of the action. He didn’t just want it, he needed it. He had salaries and taxes to pay, the rent on his apartment, overheads, and money for his favourite drugs. He needed the Demolition Man. More crucially, he needed the publicity. When he’d started out for himself, he’d hired a publicity consultant before he’d hired an accountant. When he’d learned enough from the publicist, he’d kicked her out. She had a great body, but for what she was costing him he could buy a great body, and it wouldn’t just talk or cross its legs either.

  When he’d got the call from London, he’d been able to pack his bags in about thirty minutes. But first he’d called to get a ticket on the first available flight, and then he’d called Robert Walkins.

  ‘Mr Walkins? This is Leo Hoffer.’ On the force, they’d all called him Lenny, but since he’d left the force and recreated himself, he’d decided on Leo. The Lion. So what if he was actually Capricorn?

  ‘Mr Hoffer, I take it there’s news?’ Walkins always sounded like
he’d just found you taking a leak on his carpet.

  ‘He’s in London.’ Hoffer paused. ‘London, England.’

  ‘I didn’t think you meant London, Alabama.’

  ‘Well, he’s there.’

  ‘And you’re going to follow him?’

  ‘Unless you don’t want me to?’

  ‘You know our agreement, Mr Hoffer. Of course I want you to follow him. I want him caught.’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  ‘I’ll transfer some funds. How much will you need?’

  ‘Say, twelve thou?’ Hoffer held his breath. Walkins hadn’t been tight with money, not so far, though he’d nixed Hoffer travelling club class.

  ‘Very well. Good luck, Mr Hoffer.’

  ‘Thank you, sir.’

  Then he’d packed. It didn’t take long because he didn’t own a lot of clothes. He checked with Moira at the office that she’d be able to control things for a week or so. She told him to bring her back a souvenir, ‘something royal’.

  ‘What about a pain in the ass?’ he’d suggested.

  He finished packing and called for a cab. He didn’t have any notes to take with him. All the notes he needed were firmly lodged inside his head. He wondered if he should take a book with him for the journey, but dismissed the notion. There were no books in the apartment anyway, and he could always buy a couple of magazines at the airport. As a final measure, he stuck his penknife in his carry-on luggage, and his mirror and stash in his inside jacket pocket. The knife, of thick sharp steel, was purposely ornate and expensive: that way people believed him when he said it was a gift for his cousin. It was French, a Laguiole, with mahogany handle and a serpent motif. In emergencies, it also had a corkscrew. But the real quality of the thing was its blade.

  He knew the cab was on its way, which left him only a few minutes to make his final decision. Should he carry a gun? In the wardrobe in his bedroom he had a pump-action over-under shotgun and a couple of unmarked semi-automatic pistols. He kept the serious stuff elsewhere. Ideally, he’d go get something serious. But he didn’t have time. So he grabbed the Smith & Wesson 459, its holster and some ammo from the wardrobe. He packed it in his suitcase, wrapped in his only sweater. The door buzzer sounded just as he was closing his case.

  At London Heathrow, he phoned a hotel he’d used before just off Piccadilly Circus and managed to get a room. The receptionist wanted to tell him all about how the hotels were quiet for the time of year, there just weren’t the tourists around that there used to be ... Hoffer put the phone down on her. It wasn’t just that he felt like shit. He couldn’t understand what she was saying either. He knew he could claim for a cab, so schlepped his stuff down to the Underground and took a train into town. It wasn’t much better than New York. Three young toughs were working the carriages, asking for money from the newly-arrived travellers. Hoffer hadn’t taken the Smith & Wesson out of his case yet, which was good news for the beggars. London, he decided, was definitely on its way down the pan. Even the centre of town looked like it had been turned over by a gang. Everything had been torn up or sprayed on. Last time he’d been in London, there had been more punks around, but there’d been more life to the place too, and fewer street people.

  The train journey took forever. His body knew that it was five hours earlier than everyone around him thought it was. His feet were swollen, and sitting in the train brought on another bout of ear pressure. Plastic cups, for Christ’s sake.

  But the receptionist smiled and was sympathetic. He told her if she really felt sorry for him he had a litre of Scotch in his bag and she knew his room number. She still managed to smile, but she had to force it. Then he got to his room and remembered all the very worst things about England. Namely, the beds and the plumbing. His bed was way too narrow. They had wider beds in the concentration camps. When he phoned reception, he was told all the beds in the single rooms were the same size, and if he wanted a double bed he’d need to pay for a double room. So then he’d to take the elevator back down to reception, get a new room, and take the elevator back up. This room was a little better, not much. He switched the TV on and went into the bathroom to run a bath. The bath looked like a child might have fun in it, but an adult would have problems, and the taps were having prostate trouble if the dribble issuing from them was anything to go by. There wasn’t even a proper glass by the sink, just another plastic tumbler. He unscrewed the top from his Johnny Walker Red Label and poured generously. He was about to add water from the cold tap, but thought better of it, so he drank the Scotch neat and watched the water finally cover the bottom of the bath.

  He toasted the mirror. ‘Welcome to England,’ he said.

  He’d arranged to meet Bob Broome in the hotel bar. They knew one another from a conference they’d attended in Toronto when both had been Drugs Squad officers. That was going back some time, but then they’d met again when Hoffer had been in London last trip, just over a year ago. He’d been tracking the Demolition Man then, too.

  ‘You mean Walkins is still paying you?’ Broome sounded awed.

  ‘I’m not on a retainer or anything,’ Hoffer said. ‘But when we hear anything new on the D-Man, I know I can follow it up and Walkins will pay.’

  Bob Broome shook his head. ‘I still can’t believe you got here so quickly.’

  ‘No ties, Bob, that’s the secret.’ Hoffer looked around the bar. ‘This place stinks, let’s go for a walk.’ He saw Broome look at him, laughed and patted his jacket. ‘It’s okay, Bob, I’m not armed.’ Broome looked relieved.

  It was Sunday evening and the streets were quiet. They walked into Soho and found a pub seedy enough for Hoffer’s tastes, where they ordered bitter and found a corner table.

  ‘So, Bob, what’ve you got?’

  Broome placed his pint glass carefully on a beermat, checking its base was equidistant from all four edges. ‘There was a shooting yesterday evening at six o’clock, outside a hotel near the US Embassy. A minute or two after the shooting, a bomb exploded in a rubbish bin nearby. We had an anonymous call warning us, so we sent men over there. We arrived just too late, but in time to start a search for the assassin. But he’d been a bit too clever. We went for the building directly in front of the hotel, and he’d been holed up in the office block next-door. He must have seen us coming. He called for an ambulance, gave them some story about being seriously ill, and they whisked him away to hospital from right under our noses.’

  Hoffer shook his head. ‘But you’ve got a description?’

  ‘Oh, yes, a good description, always supposing he wasn’t wearing a wig and coloured contact lenses.’

  ‘He left the weapon behind?’

  Broome nodded. ‘An L96A1 Sniper Rifle.’

  ‘Never heard of it.’

  ‘It’s British, a serious piece of goods. He’d tweaked it, added a flash hider and some camouflage tape. The telescopic sight on it was worth what I take home in a month.’

  ‘Nobody ever said the D-Man came cheap. Speaking of which ... ?’

  ‘We don’t even know who his target was. There were four people on the steps: a diplomat and his wife, the Secretary of State for the DSS, and the journalist.’

  ‘How far was he away from the hotel?’

  ‘Seventy, eighty yards.’

  ‘Unlikely he missed his target.’

  ‘He’s missed before.’

  ‘Yeah, but that was a fluke. He must’ve been after the reporter.’

  ‘We’re keeping an open mind. The diplomat seems sure he was the intended victim.’

  ‘Well, you have to keep an open mind, I don’t. In fact, I’m famous for my closed mind.’ Hoffer finished his drink. ‘Want another?’ Broome shook his head. ‘I need to see anything you’ve got, Bob.’

  ‘That’s not so easy, Leo. I’d have to clear it with my — ’

  ‘By the way, something for your kids.’ Hoffer took an envelope from his pocket and slid it across the table. ‘How are they anyway?’

  ‘They’re fine, thanks.’
Broome looked in the envelope. He was looking at £500.

  ‘Don’t try to refuse it, Bob, I had a hell of a job cashing cheques at the hotel. I think they charged me the same again for the privilege, plus they had an exchange rate you wouldn’t accept from a shark. Put it in your pocket. It’s for your kids.’

  ‘I’m sure they’ll be thankful,’ Broome said, tucking the envelope in his inside pocket.

  ‘They’re nice kids. What’re their names again?’

  ‘Whatever you want them to be,’ said the childless Broome.

  ‘So can you get me the info?’

  ‘I can do some photocopying. You’ll have it first thing in the morning.’

  Hoffer nodded. ‘Meantime, talk to me, get me interested. Tell me about the deceased.’

  ‘Her name is Eleanor Ricks, 39, freelance journalist. She covered the Falklands War and some of the early fighting in ex-Yugoslavia.’

  ‘So she wasn’t just puffing fluff?’

  ‘No, and lately she’d made the move into television. Yesterday she had a meeting with Molly Prendergast, that’s the DSS Minister.’

  ‘What was the meeting about? No, wait, same again?’ Hoffer went to the bar and ordered two more pints. He never had to wait long at bars; they were one place where his size lent him a certain authority. It didn’t matter if he wasn’t wearing great clothes, or hadn’t shaved in a while, he had weight and he had standing.

  That was one reason he did a lot of his work in bars.

  He brought the drinks back. He’d added a double whisky to go with his beer.

  ‘You want one?’ But Broome shook his head. Hoffer drank an inch from the beer, then poured in the whisky. He took two cigarettes from one of his packs of duty free, lit them and handed one to Broome.

  ‘Sorry,’ he apologised, ‘bad habit.’ It wasn’t everyone who wanted him sucking on their cigarette before they got it. ‘You were telling me about Molly Prendergast.’