The Martini Shot

  But first I had to speak to my father. I walked to where he stood, waiting. And I knew exactly what I was going to say: I ain’t the low-ass bum you think I am. I been workin with the police for a long, long time. Matter of fact, I just solved a homicide.

  I’m a confidential informant, Pop. Look at me.

  Chosen

  Evangelos “Van” Lucas was behind the wheel of a Land Cruiser, his wife, Eleni, beside him. They were driving home from a Sunday barbecue in Upper Northwest hosted by a business associate of Van’s. Most of the guests were people Van and Eleni had not met before. There had been polite conversation, food eaten off paper plates, and a bit of afternoon drinking.

  “You know that lady I was speaking with by the food table for a long time?” said Van. “With the sweatshirt falling off her shoulder?”

  “The Flashdance woman. She was nice.”

  “She was all right. But why’d you have to go and tell her about our kids?”

  “She asked to see photographs,” said Eleni. “Once I pull those out, there are questions. It’s easier just to tell people.”

  “But see, then I had to continue the conversation with her.”

  “You didn’t look like you minded.”

  “Please. She wasn’t my type. That lady was all angles and bones. It would be like doing a skeleton.”

  “How would you know what that’s like?”

  “My point is, I’m into a woman who looks like a woman. A woman with curves. Like you.”

  “I think there’s a compliment in there.”

  “And you’re smart.”

  “Thanks loads.”

  “Not, like, mousy smart. Don’t get me wrong; I like a smart woman. But I also like a nice round ass and a beautiful rack. Which, thank you, Jesus, you happen to have. Matter of fact, you’ve got the whole female package.”

  “You’re about to make me blush.”

  “But that woman, she just bothered me.”

  “I noticed.”

  “Not like that. She wanted to talk about our kids, how wonderful it must be to have a rainbow family, how I was doing God’s work, all that bullshit. What a good man I am. Like, just because I adopted a bunch of kids, that makes me good.”

  “As you were trying to look down her sweatshirt.”

  “Exactly.” Van looked over at Eleni. “You saw me?”

  “From across the room.”

  “She’s too skinny for me.”

  “You like a nice round ass and a beautiful rack.”

  “Don’t forget smart,” said Van.

  “I know,” said Eleni. “The whole female package.”

  They were coming out of the city, going up Alaska Avenue near the District line. Soon they would cross into Maryland and arrive at the close-in neighborhood where the Lucas family made their home. Van and Eleni were in their early thirties. They had four children, ages seven, six, two, and one. All but the oldest had been adopted. It seemed to have happened very fast.

  Van Lucas was a big man of Greek descent with the kind of open, honest facial expressions that could be read with ease. The Reagan generation baffled him, and he did not feel he was a part of it. His black curly hair was unfashionably long at a time when the hard-chargers kept theirs short and spiked. He wore a heavy black beard when most went clean shaven and some reached for androgynous. He had the beginnings of a gut inching over the belt line of his Levi’s. His appearance suggested casual good nature and a lack of vanity. He was as advertised.

  Eleni reached across the buckets and squeezed Van’s right hand, which rested on the console between them.

  “You are good,” she said.

  “Ah,” said Van, “knock it off, Eleni.”

  He felt electricity when she touched him like that. They’d been together many years and it had never subsided. For a moment he thought he might get lucky that night. But it was false optimism. There was little spontaneous lovemaking between them these days, what with all the commotion around their house. What with all those kids.

  When he was single, he had never looked forward to a family. He had no daydreams of watching his children play sports, reading to them at night, helping them with their homework, or kissing the tops of their heads before they left the house. Van Lucas didn’t have a great need for fatherhood, and he didn’t think he would be particularly good at it. But when it happened, he took to it. It was chaotic at times, but it was manageable. He liked being a father, and he loved his kids. Later, he would look back on that time of his life and think: It was easy when they were young.

  Within a year of their wedding, Eleni gave birth to a girl they named Irene. “It means ‘peace,’” said Van, selling the name to Eleni. The baby was born after a very difficult pregnancy during which Eleni was required to lie in bed for most of her third trimester. Even with this precaution, Irene arrived prematurely and her survival was in doubt for the first week of her life. But she did fine and progressed without complications. Eleni’s doctor suggested that a subsequent pregnancy would be just as problematic, if not worse, and that Irene should be looked upon as a single blessing and not the first of many blessings to come. Or something like that. Eleni got the convoluted message: Do not tempt fate and try to have another child.

  Van was fine with having only one child, but Eleni was not. When Irene got to walking a year later, Eleni decided that a child was not “whole” without a companion. Van said, “We could get a dog,” and Eleni said, “I was thinking along the lines of something on two legs,” to which Van replied, “A monkey, then.” She didn’t smile, so he knew she was serious. He also knew where this was going. Eleni wanted to adopt.

  On the subject of adoption, Van suspected he was in the camp of many other men who were not quite sure. Will I truly love a child who did not come from me? Would I be as good a father to an adopted child? Do I want a kid who doesn’t at least look a little like me? He kept these questions to himself for the most part. But they were there.

  The one objection a man could legitimately raise was the cost, but Van couldn’t belch about money with a straight face or a clear conscience. He had the dough. A high school friend, Ted Leibovitz, an ambitious renovation man turned builder, had invited Van into his venture when both were right out of college, and they had bought properties in the U Street corridor at fire-sale prices while the Metro was being built, the street was torn up, building windows were boarded, and businesses were failing. The sale of these properties at a profit a few years later had funded bigger projects, commercial and residential, in soon-to-be-hot Shaw, Logan, and Columbia Heights. Ted had an eye for seeing the possibilities in run-down areas, while Van’s talent was in sensing when to sell at the top. Van, despite no visible signs of type-A drive, was making a small fortune as a relatively young man. He was liquid and he had real estate. He couldn’t cry poor to Eleni.

  “What are you going to do with all of our money?” she said. “Buy things? You’re not about that.”

  She was right. He was not a clotheshorse or into labels. His work truck, a two-toned Chevy Silverado, was his only vehicle.

  Eleni was similarly uninterested in material things. She had inherited a deep reserve of compassion from her parents, who had preached and practiced Christian charity throughout her childhood. Hell, Van had met her at one of those Christmas Day dinner–soup kitchen things, to which he had been dragged by a community activist he had been courting for zoning favors. The moment he saw Eleni, her hair under a scarf, an apron not even close to concealing her figure, he fell in love with her. Looks aside, it was the fact that she was there in that church basement on a cold Christmas morning, trying to reach out to people who had next to nothing, when she could have been sitting comfortably by a fire, sipping tea and opening gifts. Her obvious kindness was what closed the deal for him.

  “You could do some good,” she said. “Think about the difference you’d make in some kid’s life.”

  “While he’s stealing my silverware.”

  “Van, come on.”
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  He threw up his meaty hands in a gesture she recognized as near-surrender. “I don’t know.”

  They were seated at the kitchen table of their bungalow. Irene was in her high chair, aiming Cheerios in the general direction of her mouth. Eleni reached across the table and took one of his hands. He felt the current pass through him.

  “You know what your name means?” said Eleni.

  “Evangelos? It means ‘big stud.’”

  “No, but nice try.”

  “So tell me.”

  “It means ‘evangelist.’ Someone who spreads the gospel. Or, if you want to take it a little further, someone who does good.”

  “So you’re sayin what? ”

  “Somewhere in your past your ancestors probably adopted kids, too, I bet.”

  “When men were men and sheep were nervous.”

  “Huh?”

  “You’re talking about ancient times. When guys wore metal skirts. The meaning of my name is supposed to make me go out and adopt a kid?”

  “Honey, let’s do this,” said Eleni. “We have the money and the opportunity. To, you know, have a reason for being here. Don’t you ever think about why we’re here?”

  “Not really,” said Van. “I’m not that deep.”

  She came around the table and sat on his lap and kissed him on the lips. His sudden erection was like a crowbar underneath her bottom.

  “You’re right,” she said. “You’re not that deep.”

  “I’m not doing any of the legwork,” he said. “I got a business to run.”

  “I’ll take care of the details.”

  “I want a son,” he said, rather petulantly.

  Eleni said, “Me, too.”

  Through the recommendation of friends in their neighborhood, Eleni made an appointment with an attorney, Bill O’Leary, who specialized in adoptions. Van and Eleni met O’Leary and his assistant, a junior attorney named Donna Monroe, at O’Leary’s downscale office in Silver Spring. O’Leary seemed both distracted and intent on securing them as clients, while Monroe appeared to be more interested in exploring their motivations and needs. Eleni sensed that the lively eyed Monroe was the conscience of the outfit.

  After O’Leary had explained the financial aspects of the adoption, in which he pushed for a flat fee rather than itemized billing, they got into the logistics of paperwork, home visits, and matters of timing.

  “I’ve heard this process can take years,” said Eleni.

  “If you want a baby that looks like you,” said Monroe.

  “You mean a white baby,” said Van.

  “There is typically a long waiting period for white adoptees,” said O’Leary. “Russia, Eastern Europe. In general you’re talking about children from orphanages who are three, four years old.”

  Van didn’t need to be bait-and-switched by O’Leary. He had heard some stories about those kids. He didn’t have the fortitude or the altruism of the people who were willing to take on those kinds of problems. He wanted a family, not a project. He felt that you could mold a baby easier than you could a child who had been socialized, or unsocialized, in his or her formative years.

  “No,” said Van. “I’m not interested in that scenario. I wouldn’t want a, you know, handicapped kid, either.”

  Van shrugged off Eleni’s reproachful look and shifted his weight in his chair. There was a brief silence as the lawyers digested his remark.

  “Would you adopt an African American infant?” said Monroe, looking into Van’s eyes.

  Van hesitated. He felt that he was now a customer in the Baby Store, a situation he’d hoped to avoid. And what did you say to the black woman sitting across the table from you? “I’d rather not adopt a black child”?

  “You mean, what color baby do I want?” he said. “Is that what you’re asking?”

  “This will be easier if we speak freely,” said Monroe.

  “We want whoever needs to be adopted,” said Eleni.

  Van looked at Eleni. In that moment he knew he would love her forever.

  “Right,” said Van.

  “Then let’s get started,” said Monroe.

  “I’ll have my assistant run the contracts,” said O’Leary, standing excitedly, displaying his tall, birdlike frame. “You do want the flat fee, don’t you?”

  Van nodded absently.

  That is how it began.

  They’d been warned that the adoption process was complicated, but for them it was not. The home visits were perfunctory and quick, and they soon “identified” a baby boy after looking at an array of photographs spread like playing cards on a table. Van said to Eleni, “This is kinda weird. When you choose one, you’re rejecting the others, in a way. You know what I mean? What happens to them? ” Eleni agreed that it was mildly troubling but was steadfast in her belief that they should concentrate on the positive impact they would have on one person’s life rather than bemoaning the fact that they couldn’t help them all. As she was telling him this, her eyes were on the table, and she touched her index finger to the photograph of a black baby who, consciously or not, was staring into the camera, right at them, it seemed, with a startled expression.

  “Him,” said Eleni.

  Van said, “Okay.”

  Van suggested they name the baby Dimitrius, in keeping with his intention of giving their children traditional Greek names. Van was third generation and about as Greek as a Turkish bath, but Eleni did not resist, much.

  “Dimitrius is not a traditional African American name.”

  “Okay, we’ll call him LeDimitrius.”

  “Stop it. I just think we ought to consider what it will mean for him to carry a name like that.”

  “It’ll toughen him up. Y’know, the bullies used to call me Chevy Van.” Van balled his fists and held them up. “Until I introduced them to Thunder and Lightning.”

  “You were never a fighter.”

  “I know it. But that’s the story I’m gonna tell Dimitrius.”

  Soon after this conversation, Dimitrius came to them. He was a quiet, pleasant baby, and his sister, Irene, took to him right away. She insisted on pushing his stroller and always sat beside him on the family room couch, where his parents frequently propped him up with pillows. He was her breathing doll. He was loved.

  A couple of years passed. They were comfortable as a family and Van was still making significant money. They adopted Shilo, a large dog of indeterminate breed, from the Humane Society at Georgia Avenue and Geranium. The house seemed to grow smaller, louder, and hairier.

  When Irene was about to enter kindergarten and Dimitrius was in his last year of preschool, Eleni Lucas got a call from Donna Monroe, now a partner in the O’Leary firm, telling her that another baby had become available. He was a black infant who had been due to be adopted by a white couple who changed their minds at the last minute.

  Because they were happy, because they were now convinced that this adoption thing worked, Eleni and Van had already talked about bringing another child into the family. And there was another reason, unspoken to Eleni, which made Van ready to pull the next trigger: Dimitrius was not quite the boy he had imagined he would one day have. He was not particularly coordinated or athletic, and he shied away from any roughhousing or physical contact with his dad. Van loved him, but Van wanted a boy-boy for a son.

  And so, a few hours after Donna Monroe’s phone call, Van and Eleni studied the photograph of the boy Van had decided would be called Leonidas.

  “He’s beautiful,” said Eleni.

  “Yeah, what’s wrong with him?” said Van. “What I mean is, why did the first couple reject him?”

  “Too dark,” said Monroe, who now operated without O’Leary in the room and was free to say whatever she pleased. “They initially saw the photos of him when he came into the world, and he was lighter skinned then. They do get darker after the first few weeks. I’m guessing these folks wanted a more Caucasian-looking black baby.”

  “Their loss,” said Eleni, something she would sa
y to herself many times over the years as she looked at her boy with deep love and wonder.

  “I’m just curious,” said Van. “I know there’s a school of thought with some social workers that says that black babies should go to black parents.”

  “I’m a graduate of that school,” said Monroe. “All things equal, I’ll try to place a black baby with a black couple first, every time.”

  “So why’d you call us?” said Van.

  “You’ve been in here with your kids a few times,” said Monroe. “I see that it’s working, and you’re not trying too hard. You don’t do that over-earnest thing, trying to be all multicultural. I get those types, you know, ‘Look at me, I adopted a black kid.’ You all just act like a family. You’re not dressing your boy in kente cloth or anything ridiculous like that.”

  “We don’t celebrate Kwanza, either,” said Van.

  “Neither do I,” said Monroe. “That’s a holiday for Hallmark, not for me. Truth is, in this case, I feel like it would be a good fit. Dimitrius should have a black sibling. It would be good for both of them to have a brother to lean on if they get to where they’re having identity issues. What would you name this baby, by the way?”

  “Leonidas,” said Van. “It means ‘lion.’”

  “Hmph,” said Monroe.

  “My husband is trying to keep it Greek,” said Eleni.

  “So are you ready?” said Monroe.

  “Is this the part where Bill O’Leary bursts in with the contracts?”

  “He saw y’all pull into the parking lot,” said Monroe with a small smile, “and he saw his next Mercedes.”

  “Let’s do it,” said Eleni.

  Leonidas Lucas, wrapped in a blue fleece blanket, wearing a tiny wife beater, was put in Van’s arms a few days later in the offices of O’Leary and Monroe. The boy was five weeks old, cooing, looking up into Van’s eyes, and Van’s thought at that moment was as it would always be when he saw Leonidas: This is my son.

  “May I?” said Eleni, who had yet to hold the child.

  “Looks like you’re gonna have to pry him out of your man’s arms,” said Monroe.