Swept off Her Feet

  In the top of the box was a stack of postcards, tied with a purple ribbon. They were all of Regent’s Park in London, and began in 1903.

  One year since the luckiest accident of my life, the first read, in strong male handwriting. I am the happiest man alive, and still the luckiest. Your R.

  The next was a different view—of the zoo, this time, a year on. All God’s creatures are happiest in pairs. Your R.

  Each of these cards was a different view of the same park, and were dated June 2 each year, obviously a reminder of the day Ranald and Violet met. My tired eyes filled with tears at the simple, dignified notes from a man obviously not given to gushing sentiment, but clearly head over heels in love with his wife.

  One in particular made my chest ache with regret that I’d never meet either Ranald or Violet. It was a card depicting the boating lake and an old-fashioned bandstand. It makes me so happy to see my precious girl in the most beautiful place in the world—darling V, never leave me or Kettlesheer, and we will never leave you. It was dated 1924, not long before Ranald himself would leave both of them forever.

  In the morning, the bedside tray was there again, this time, thank goodness, kipperless.

  I drew the curtains so I could look out of the window as I ate my porridge. Clouds hung low over the rolling Cheviots in the distance, while nearer the house white sheep moved slowly against the scrubby green fields. The view was spectacular and soothing at the same time, and I could absolutely see how Violet, so used to Park Avenue hustle and glamour, had fallen under the heathery spell of Kettlesheer.

  I’d happily have spent the morning poring over Violet’s dance cards and wedding invitations, but I made myself take a closer look at the notebook Robert had brought me. It was very useful, if any of this furniture was still here: each piece was carefully listed, with approximate dates of manufacture and any documentation from the estate. It wasn’t as fascinating as the glimpse into her real life provided by the jumbled bills and notes, but now at least I had the cheat codes to the house.

  Which gave me more time to spend wandering around the house in search of Violet and Ranald.

  With Violet’s notebook, the house seemed to open up. By eleven o’clock I’d successfully located a decent Orpen oil painting of a stag and a couple of “important” chairs, and had decided that I might just take an hour off to show Robert the beautiful postcards his great-grandparents had exchanged. Maybe a real love story could succeed where plans for a turnip distillery had failed in getting him involved in his inheritance. If he saw how much Ranald had wanted Violet to keep the house, well …

  But I’d barely got through the herb garden to the wooded path when my phone rang. It was Alice.

  “Why haven’t you called me back?” she demanded. “I’ve left so many messages!”

  “The mobile reception is weird,” I explained. “My phone only works if I’m standing facing due north or in the—”

  But she wasn’t pausing for breath. “How’s it going? Good drive up with Fraser? How’s the castle? Any amazing treasures? How’s your room? Did they give you the four-poster bed with the ghost of the Indian manservant in it?”

  “The what?”

  “But seriously, you should have called me sooner,” she said sternly. “There are things we need to discuss. Important things.”

  “Alice, I’ve barely had time to think!” I protested. “I’ve been working nonstop since I got here. Literally. They made me value the neighbors’ heirlooms at a drinks party before I’d even got your coat off. And the house! Oh, my God, it’s the most beautiful, atmospheric—”

  “Yes, yes, priceless treasures, yadda yadda. Great. You’re going to make Max a happy man, excellent.” And with that, Alice dropped any pretense at being interested in the McAn-drew antiquities and got to the point. “Rewind to Fraser. Did he say anything in the car on the way up?”

  “Yes, he advised me on some excellent-value claret and explained why supermarket wine offers are a massive con.”

  It was childish, but I sort of wanted to keep my lovely drive up with Fraser to myself. The two-hour stint where he’d taken over the driving (safe but masterful, especially when passing) and I fed him Fox’s Glacier Mints was the closest I’d ever get to being Mrs. Fraser Graham, and I didn’t particularly want to share it.

  “Did he say anything about the ball?” said Alice, ignoring my snarky tone. “And me?”

  “Just that you dance like a wounded cow on a hot plate.”

  “He said that?”

  “No, of course he didn’t. He said you were going to be fine. And that he was looking forward to it.”

  “Did he go with you to this drinks party?”

  “No. But I’ll tell you who else was there—the son and heir. Although he’s not exactly what I’d have pictured as a laird-in-waiting,” I added. “Why didn’t you mention him?”

  “Who? Robert?”

  “Yes, Robert.”

  “Because I didn’t think he’d be there. He’s usually in London.” Did Alice sound a bit shifty? “Anyway, what do you mean, he’s not very lairdlike? He’s dashing enough.”

  “He isn’t! Dashing is . . . horse-riding, and cricket whites, and blue eyes . . .” I realized I was describing Fraser. “Anyway, for your information, the first thing he did was to mistake me for you and give me a massive hug. Does he hug all his clients?” I asked. “Even Mum doesn’t do that.”

  “He’s an old friend of Fraser’s,” she responded. “And if you want to know the truth, that hug was probably an apology, because last time I saw Robert, he—”

  She bit off what she was saying, and huffed. I was intrigued.

  “The last time you saw Robert, what?”

  “Oh, forget it,” she said. “We don’t use ParkIt anymore, so you don’t have to talk up Simplify or anything. But tell me if he says anything about Mum or me,” she added, sounding more like her usual self. “Write it down. And I want to know what his house is like. He wouldn’t let us in at New Year—Catriona was in there, bullying builders. Have you met her, by the way? Bossy girl, black hair? Sounds like she’s constantly eating a huge toffee?”

  I thought that was a bit rich, coming from Alice, but I let it go. It might have been jealousy, over either Robert or the tidying-up gig. I wasn’t sure who I’d put my money on in an Alice versus Catriona boss-off.

  “I’ve met her, yes,” I said. “And her mother.”

  “Hmm,” said Alice darkly. “Has Fraser said anything about Catriona? And Robert?”

  “Alice, I’m here to value the furniture, not prepare some kind of dossier on everyone! Ask him yourself—you’ll be seeing him again soon enough,” I said. “When’s your train? Thursday?”

  “Yes, Fraser’s meeting me at Berwick station. He wants to get some last-minute practicing in.” I could hear the beginnings of her anxious tooth grind. “I’ve been trying one of those hypnosis CDs you put on before you go to bed.”

  “Don’t you think you might be better off actually sleeping?”

  “I don’t have time to waste sleeping!” she yelled, so violently that I had to move the phone from my ear.

  I lowered my voice—no idea why, since there were just the trimmed box hedges and some flowerbeds to hear me. “Actually, I heard something yesterday that might be helpful. You know the first reel you’re doing? Make sure you start off with your back to the fireplace—Catriona’s trying to make sure she ends up standing underneath some lucky artifact so Robert’ll have to propose to her.”

  “She’ll be so lucky,” scoffed Alice. “Did they tell you how many people will be dancing? Hundreds. Imagine the National Lottery balls set to accordion music.”

  “Not in the first reel,” I said. “The one with just the eight of you.”

  “The one with . . .” There was a pause. “What?”

  “The Reel of Luck, the opening one. You and Fraser, the McAndrews, Sir Fergus and Lady Jockstrap or someone, and Catriona and Robert.”

  The line went silent, and
I wondered if maybe Fraser had been keeping this minor detail to himself, so as not to terrify her too far in advance.

  “But it’ll be fine,” I went on hurriedly. “I mean, isn’t it better if you have loads of room? You won’t be knocking into people. And it’s right at the start of the evening, so you’ll be sober. Well, soberish. You’ve got to have dinner here first with the McAndrews. And oh, my God, Ingrid’s got the actual placement arranger from the actual table. . . .”

  Alice still wasn’t saying anything, and that was a very unnatural state of affairs.

  “Anyway, no one will be looking at you,” I said, desperately trying to fill the silence. “They’ll be staring at Robert McAndrew. Why didn’t you tell me the really romantic stuff about the ball? And the proposal tradition? And the heir? Like Cinderella but in tartan . . .”

  A sudden image of Robert McAndrew sprang into my head, leaning against the hall fireplace, his white tie undone and his hair tousled—

  —in a very London style. I frowned. Try as I might, I couldn’t make Robert’s face go historical; it stayed sharp-cheekboned and wry. Too modern.

  Helpfully, imaginary Fraser appeared behind him, resplendent in muttonchop whiskers. Fraser through the ages was much easier to conjure. This one was actually in military uniform, not unlike Ranald’s—

  “You’re doing that fading-out-of-reality thing,” said Alice sharply. “Come back. Come back now.”

  “Sorry, sorry. I’m just . . .” I sighed happily. “Totally in love with this house. Apparently someone proposes every year, and they’re allowed to get married in the Kettlesheer chapel. I still reckon there’s a secret passage from the house. . . .”

  I paused as imaginary Major Fraser Graham dropped to one knee in front of the miniature cannon in the hall. There was a slight blurring as to whether it was Alice or me clasping her hands above him, but whoever it was was wearing a flattering Empire-line gown.

  “In fact,” I said, remembering what Sheila had hinted at over dinner, “you might think about getting your own proposal face ready, because—”

  “Rewind to this reel. How long is it?” asked Alice in a strangely metallic tone.

  “I don’t know. But if no one botches it up, the whole ball is declared lucky and engagement rings pour forth. Didn’t hear what happens if it is botched up. I assume you’re not thrown from the turret or anything. Oh, and you’re piped in by a piper! A real Scottish piper!”

  “Jesus. Bagpipes.”

  “Shut up, it’s like a connection to the spirit of the place, calling out to the wild warrior McAndrews of old. And—”

  “Right, now you just sound mad,” said Alice. “Evie, I’m going to have to go.”

  And then she was gone.

  Weird, I thought, checking that we hadn’t been cut off by Kettlesheer’s ever-fluctuating reception. No, I still had three bars. Honestly. Alice took time management to the most outrageous lengths.

  I dropped my phone back into my bag and checked again that the little parcel of postcards was still safely in there. I tingled at the prospect of showing Robert, and watching his reaction. I surprised myself by how tempting that felt, but what a strange squirm my stomach gave.

  But Duncan intervened, as usual. As I glanced back, I saw him at the drawing room window, waving some kind of brass instrument at me, pointing and making How much? gestures.

  I ought to get back and find this table. Might as well get a cover story for my trip to the lodge.

  I knew Max would demand to know if I’d got into the dining room next time I spoke to him, so I decided to make that my priority. My quick flick through Violet’s notebook of furniture had revealed pages on the dining room; there were bound to be some notes on the side tables, chairs, and so on.

  I marched purposefully into the house, only temporarily distracted by the mahogany hall stand: now that I’d held faded notes sent through the local post, my eye was caught by the Kettlesheer postbox set in the side, with the times of day that letters would be collected and delivered by the servants. I paused, my hands on the lid, trying to feel the gossip and the intrigue, but all I sensed was emptiness.

  I sighed, and dragged myself away.

  As I approached the dining room, I could hear voices coming from within, but this time they were raised so high even I couldn’t imagine them into spectral diners.

  “No, not there! Douglas, that is an antique, not a hay bale, lad!”

  I peered round the door.

  Ingrid seemed even more birdlike than usual, standing next to the hulking Jacobean serving table, with Sheila in a navy-blue cashmere cardie on one side and Janet glaring at everyone on the other, clipboard clasped to her bony chest. They looked like the oldest, least compatible Scottish girl band in history.

  Meanwhile, Fraser and an equally strapping blond lad—whom I took to be his brother, Dougie—were grappling with the dining table that dominated the room, manhandling the extension under Duncan’s loud but vague directions.

  “Pull it out, yes, that’s it. . . . Your end now, Douglas, very good. . . . Ah, Evie, just the girl!”

  He stepped away, causing Dougie to drop the table leaf with a strangled roar, and bustled over to the door, beaming all over his red face.

  “What do you reckon?” He patted the table. “Nice bit of mahogany, isn’t she? Seats nearly sixty, with everyone budged up.”

  “I hope we won’t be ‘budging up’ on Saturday,” said Janet, in a tone that I think was meant to sound jovial but came out peevish. “I will be wearing a crushable fabric.”

  “You’ll be fine, Janet,” said Ingrid hastily. “Look, we’ve worked out the seating plan—here, you’ll be near an end, plenty of space.”

  “Oh! Next to Innes Stout! How . . . lovely.” Janet reached for the pencil hanging round her neck. “I might have to have a look at that. . . .”

  “Ingrid wanted to check we’ve got everything shipshape for the grand dinner,” Duncan went on as I took in the sideboards crammed with crystal goblets of various sizes and enough crockery to accommodate the whole Border Regiment and friends. Enough for a royal party. “And I’m following Janet’s list of items to be moved out of the way. Don’t worry, I won’t be asking you to step in—Fraser and Douglas have kindly volunteered.”

  “Have been volunteered,” muttered Dougie.

  “I only came round to check about the wine for dinner,” said Fraser cheerfully. “If I’d known we’d be shifting furniture, I probably wouldn’t have worn my suit.”

  I took a moment to appreciate the fact that Fraser was indeed wearing a smart gray suit—he’d taken off his jacket and loosened his tie but still looked like the ideal city wine merchant, one who’d tell you all about the Chablis, and then carry it inside for you. Dougie closely resembled Fraser in countryside mode—square jaw, broad shoulders, thick blond hair—but in jeans and a Rennick Young Farmers rugby shirt, and with more of an attitude. More what I’d had in mind for Robert, actually. More . . . heirlike.

  Whereas Fraser had tamed his hair for work, Dougie’s fell into his eyes, and when he pushed it aside I noticed he had a black eye.

  Rugby? Riding? A fight? I mentally put Dougie in a big white poet’s shirt and breeches, and found it worked surprisingly well.

  “Would you like to cast your expert eye over it?” Duncan suggested.

  For a second I thought he wanted me to inspect Dougie’s injury, then realized he was talking about the table.

  I felt all eyes turn to me, waiting for the slick routine Max would have wheeled out—Fraser especially seemed keen to hear me hold forth. I swallowed. The table was, without question, something special. The sheer scale of it was beyond anything I’d ever seen before, but I couldn’t say much until I’d had a proper look. And then checked in Violet’s notebook.

  “I need to get underneath and, you know . . . Maybe I should come back later?” I looked over at Ingrid, Sheila, and Janet.

  “No, we’re done,” said Ingrid, then undermined herself immediately by addi
ng, “We are done, aren’t we, Janet?”

  Janet glanced at her clipboard. “Yes, it looks as though we’ll manage for glassware. So long as Mhairi follows my instructions for the cleaning this time.”

  “I didn’t realize you were such an expert on housework, Janet,” said Sheila pleasantly.

  “I’m an expert on instructing staff, Mrs. Graham.” Janet ticked off several things, peered at a candelabra, and scribbled a note. It looked very much like the “important typing” I did when Max walked in on me playing solitaire on the office computer.

  I caught Fraser’s eye, and he made a funny mock-alarmed face.

  “Chaps, if you wouldn’t mind applying your biceps to a few items in the hall?” inquired Duncan, sweeping his hand toward the door. “After your good self, Mrs. McAndrew?”

  Ingrid flashed me a quick smile, then stepped out. There was some almost imperceptible jostling between Sheila and Janet about who should be next through the door, and I was left alone in the gloomy dining room.

  Well, not quite alone. Various strapping McAndrews smoldered down at me from above the paneling. It was an imposing room even without the long table and the carved marble fireplace. Golden sconces punctuated the bits of the wall that weren’t decorated with ancestral portraits, and the view from the long windows revealed the rolling greenery of the parkland around the house. I picked up a wineglass and marveled at the weight in my hand. My eyelids drooped as I reached for the memories of candlelit dinners and—

  A clock struck the half hour, as if someone were impatient to get me focused on the table.

  I slid over to the door and closed it, then sank onto the nearest chair and turned the notebook’s sprawling pages, replacing the letters and receipts, until I found an entry for the dining table. And then my jaw dropped.

  This wasn’t just a good dining table. This was . . . something else entirely. …

  Thirteen

  I looked again at Violet’s handwritten entry, to be sure I’d got it right.