The People in the Castle: Selected Strange Stories

  “As to a roll of music, I can’t say; he had a big leather case. He certainly had a canary.”

  As she said this one of the birds in the cages began to hop up and down, twittering in a very excited manner.

  “Is that the one?” asked the man, looking at it attentively.

  “Yes, that’s him. Pip, I call him. The man gave him to me for a cup of tea.”

  The traveller walked over to the cage, unlatched the door, and whistled a few bars of a tune. The canary continued the tune to its end, finishing with a triumphant trill, and then hopped out on to the man’s shoulder.

  “He seems to know you,” said the old woman. “But he’s mine for all that.”

  The man pulled a cup of tea out of his pocket and handed it to her.

  “I’ll buy him back off you,” he said. “Can you tell me anything more? What did this man look like?”

  “He had glasses. And a tie like yours. He went off to the mountains and that was the last we saw of him. Ten years is a long time.”

  She drank the tea, looking at him thoughtfully.

  “I’ve been ten years tracing him,” said the traveller. “He stole my canary and he stole my music. I’ll go on now, and thank you kindly for the information.”

  He tucked the canary into a pocket so that only its head showed, and moved to the door.

  “Wait a minute,” said the old woman. “In return for the tea I’ll give you a warning. Those mountains are dangerous. No one who goes up them comes back again. They say there are animals up there with huge feet who can fly faster than the wind.”

  “I can’t help that. I have to go on,” the traveller said.

  “The other man said that too,” the old woman muttered, shaking her head. “He talked about some mysterious barricades he wanted to find.”

  “Yes? In these mountains?” exclaimed the traveller, his face alight with interest and excitement.

  “How should I know? It’s only what he said. I’ve never heard of any mysterious barricades—nor do I know what they are, for that matter.”

  “They are where the Civil Servants go when they retire,” he told her absently, and he thoughtfully fingered the black and red necktie he wore, which appeared to be made of typewriter ribbon. “Well, many thanks once more.”

  He walked down to the gate and threw one leg over his bicycle.

  “You’ll never get up the mountains on that,” she called. “Better leave it here.”

  “This machine has a thirty-three speed,” he called back. “It goes up any hill that isn’t vertical,” and he pedaled slowly off. The villagers watched him until he was past them, then they stopped looking in case they should catch a glimpse of the mountains, and went across to question the old woman about her visitor.

  But—“He’s been in the Civil Service,” was all she would say, shortly.

  “Civil Service!” They looked at their boots, spat, and went off to their own homes.

  Meanwhile, the traveller had reached the foot of the great forest which cloaked the lower slopes of the mountains. He switched to the second of his thirty-three speeds, turned on his light, and pedaled boldly upwards. The road was good, although carpeted with pine needles as if it was rarely used. Far overhead the trees sighed to each other, and above them the out-thrust elbows of the mountain hung over his head.

  Soon he came to snow, and the bicycle began to slip and stagger on the frozen crust. He took out chains from the saddlebag and painstakingly laced them round his wheels. This helped his progress, but he was now going more slowly and night was falling; in the pinewood it was already almost pitch dark. He decided to halt for the night, and leaned his bicycle against a tree. Taking out a groundsheet from the bag he hung it over the bicycle making a rude tent, into which he crawled. From his pocket he drew out another cup of tea and a biscuit. He drank the tea, shared the biscuit with the canary, and then settled himself to sleep.

  He had been sleeping for perhaps two hours when he was woken by a terrible howling in the woods above him. It sounded almost like a human cry, but a thousand times louder and more mournful.

  He started to his feet, upsetting the bicycle and groundsheet. He saw that it must have been snowing heavily while he slept, for all his footprints were gone and the groundsheet was covered several inches thick. All was silent again, and he moved cautiously a few feet from his encampment, turning his head this way and that to listen. Something caught his eye—a footprint—and he went over to look at it. It made him turn pale.

  It was the print of an animal’s paw, but what a size! He could have fitted his own foot into it four times over. When he looked for others he saw that they led in a single trail, fifteen feet apart, in a wide ring round his tent, and then away up the hill.

  “Perhaps it has gone, whatever it is,” he thought hopefully, but in the same instant he heard the terrible voice again, nearer than before. It seemed to lament, and also to threaten; it echoed among the trees until he could not tell from which quarter it came, and he fled back to his tree and cowered by the bicycle, looking haggardly in all directions. His canary had fallen into a terrified cheeping.

  Then his pride began to stir.

  “Come,” he said to himself. “I am a Civil Servant. What would the lower grades think if they saw me now? What would my Administrator think?” And he recited to himself the little rhyme which the juniors in the lowest grades are set to learn when they first join the ranks of the Service.

  “Always helpful, never hurried,

  Always willing, never worried,

  Serve the public, slow but surely,

  Smile, however sad or poorly,

  Duty done without a swerve is

  Aimed at by the Civil Service.”

  This encouraged him, and as he saw no prospect of further sleep he packed up his groundsheet once more, shared a few biscuit crumbs with the canary and wheeled the bicycle back to the path. He changed down to his thirtieth gear and started to ride up the hill.

  Once again he heard the voice reverberating through the trees and seeming to cry: “Woe! Oh, woe, woe.”

  He ducked his head over the handlebars and pedaled on, reciting to himself:

  “Grade I, Step 1, ten pounds a year. Step II, ten pounds twelve shillings. Step III, ten pounds fifteen shillings. Step IV, ten pounds nineteen shillings. Step V, ten pounds nineteen and six. Grade II, Step I, eleven pounds a year. What a very peculiar tree that is over there. I wonder why there is no snow on it? Annual ex gratia allowances for married men, wife, ten shillings. First child, five shillings. Every subsequent child, two and six. There’s another tree on the other side, just the same shape.”

  He disliked the two trees which grew along the ground for some distance before turning upwards. They were so very black and so very symmetrical, on either side of the road. An unpleasant fancy came to him that they might be legs—but who ever heard of legs the size of pine trees? And if they were legs, where was the body that belonged to them?

  He glanced up fearfully into the thickness of the branches above. The sky was beginning to pale with dawn around the edge of the forest, but overhead hung a dense mass of black, supported, it seemed, on those pillar-like trees. He put one foot on the ground and craned back, trying in vain to decide if it was merely the darkness of foliage or if there was something huge leaning over him? As he looked it seemed to move and draw downward, and all at once he saw two great pale eyes, mournful and menacing, descending on him.

  With a frantic spasm of courage he flung the bicycle into twenty-second gear and pushed off. He felt a hot dry breath on his neck and struggled desperately up the hill, his heart almost bursting. The light grew ahead and in a few moments he was out of the trees, crashing across virgin snow with the rising sun striking warmly on the top of his head as he bent forward.

  He could
hear no sound behind, and finally ventured to stop and turn around. Nothing was visible except a distant agitation among the tree tops as if the creature was watching him from the cover of the forest but dared not come out. Encouraged by this he hurried on and was soon out of sight of the trees round a fold of the mountain.

  All that day he climbed, and in the green light of evening he was nearing the top of a pass which seemed to cut right through the peak of the mountain. Huge rock walls, seamed with snow, reared up on either side of him.

  The traveller was terribly tired. He had hardly halted all day and eaten nothing save a cup of tea and a biscuit when he paused to pump up his tyres. He had sweated under the fierce heat of noon, but now it was beginning to freeze again and he shivered and longed to lie down and cover himself with the friendly snow.

  It seemed to be only a few hundred yards now to the top, and making a final effort he struggled up in ninth gear, to stop aghast at what he saw. The right-hand wall of the pass dropped away at the top, giving a fearful vista of snowy and cloud-wrapped peaks; but the left-hand cliff continued sheering up more and more steeply until it was vertical, with its top veiled in obscurity. Across the face of the cliff ran a narrow ledge—all that remained of the path.

  For a moment the traveller was daunted and his heart sank. He had been sure that the top of the pass was the end of his journey and that there he would find the Mysterious Barricades. But his courage only faltered for a short space, and soon he began doggedly working his way along the little path. At first it was wide enough to ride on, but presently he came to a sharp corner in the cliff and he had to dismount. He tried to edge the bicycle round but it slipped from his grasp on the icy rock, and fell outwards. He leaned sideways, holding on to a projection in the cliff and saw the bicycle falling down and down. It became as small as a moth, then as small as a tea-leaf, and finally vanished without the faintest sound coming back to him from the gulf.

  He turned, sick and shaken, to continue his journey on foot, but to his unutterable astonishment found the path ahead blocked by another traveller. A short man, wearing spectacles and carrying a leather case stood gazing at him seriously.

  The traveller stood silent for a long time.

  “Jones!” he said, at length. “I never expected to meet you here. I thought that you would have passed through the Mysterious Barricades many years ago, using my music as a passport.”

  Jones shook his head.

  “For ten years I have been wandering in these mountains,” he said sadly. “I am beginning to believe that the Mysterious Barricades do not exist. I thought that your music would open all gates, but though I have played it daily upon my flute there has been no sign. Perhaps that was the punishment for my theft.”

  “How have you lived?” asked the other, looking at him compassionately.

  “Buns. They were all I was entitled to, as a Civil Servant Grade III. Would you care for one? I am sick of the sight of them.”

  “I’ll give you a cup of tea for it.”

  “Tea!” Jones’s eyes lit up. “I didn’t know you had reached the higher grades.” He drank it as if it was nectar, while the other man munched his bun, pleasantly filling after a prolonged diet of biscuit.

  “Now what are we to do?” said Jones presently. “We cannot pass each other on this ledge and if one of us tries to turn round he will probably be dashed to destruction.”

  “Let us play my sonata for two flutes and continuo,” said the traveller, who had been looking at the leather portfolio for some minutes past.

  Jones cautiously drew out some sheets of manuscript music and passed them over. The traveller turned through them until he came to the piece he wanted, which was inscribed:

  “Sonata in C major for two flutes and continuo by A. Smith.”

  The two men took out their flutes and Smith propped his manuscript on a ledge in the cliff face so that they could see it by looking sideways. They stood facing each other and played the sonata through, but when they came to the end nothing happened.

  “It wants the continuo part,” said Smith sadly. “Let us play it again and I will try to put it in.”

  They began again, though Jones looked doubtful.

  This time the canary suddenly popped its head from Smith’s pocket, where it had been sleeping, and began to sing with its eyes fixed on the distant peaks and its throat filling and emptying like the bellows of an organ. The two players gazed at each other over their flutes in astonishment but nothing would have made them stop playing, for the music produced by the two flutes and the bird was of more than mortal beauty. As they played the mountains trembled about them; great slabs of snow dislodged from their niches and slipped into the gulf, spires of rock trembled and tottered, and as the travellers came to the end of the sonata, the Mysterious Barricades opened to receive them.

  Down below the villages felt the ground quiver as they trudged homewards with the sugar beet harvest, and their tractors snorted and belched blue smoke. But the men never lifted their eyes from the ground, and the woman turned their backs to the windows, so none of them saw the strange things that were happening in the mountains.

  The People in the Castle

  The castle stood on a steep hill above the town. Round the bottom of the hill ran the outer castle wall with a massive gateway, and inside this gate was the doctor’s house. People could approach the castle only by going in through his surgery door, out through his garden door, and up a hundred steps; but nobody bothered to do this, because the castle was supposed to be haunted, and in any case who wants to go and see an empty old place falling into ruins? Let the doctor prowl around it himself if he wanted to.

  The doctor was thought to be rather odd by the townspeople. He was very young to be so well established, he was always at work writing something, and he was often quite rude to his patients if they took too long about describing their symptoms, and would abruptly tell them to get on and not beat about the bush.

  He had arranged his surgery hours in a very businesslike way. The patients sat in rows in the large waiting room amusing themselves with the illustrated papers or with the view of the castle, which filled up the whole of one window in a quite oppressive manner. Each patient picked up a little numbered card from a box as he arrived and then waited until the doctor rang the bell and flashed his number on the indicator. Then the patient hurried to the office, breathlessly recited his symptoms before the doctor grew impatient, received his medicine, dropped his card into another little box, paid for his treatment (or not, after the National Health Service arrived), and hurried out by another door which led straight back to the main castle gateway.

  By this means the incoming and outgoing patients were not allowed to become entangled in halls and passageways, creating confusion and holding up proceedings. The doctor was not very fond of people, and the sooner he could clear them all out of his house and get back to his writing, the better he was pleased.

  One evening there were fewer patients than usual. It was late in October. The wind had been blowing in from the sea all day, but it dropped before sunset, and what leaves remained on the trees were hanging motionless in the clear dusk.

  “Is there anyone after you?” the doctor asked old Mrs. Daggs, as he gave her some sardine ointment.

  “Just one young lady, a stranger I reckon. Never seen her in the town.”

  “All right—good night,” said the doctor quickly, and opened the door for the old woman, at the same time pressing the buzzer for the next number. Then he thought of a phrase for the paper he was writing on speech impediments and twiddled around in his revolving chair to put it down in the notebook on his desk. He was automatically listening for the sound of the waiting-room door, but as he heard nothing he impatiently pressed the buzzer again, and turning around, shouted:

  “Come along there.”

  Then he stopped short,
for his last patient had already arrived and was sitting in the upright chair with her hands composedly folded in her lap.

  “Oh—sorry,” he said. “You must have come in very quietly. I didn’t know you were in here.”

  She inclined her head a little, as if acknowledging his apology. She was very white-faced, with the palest gold hair he had ever seen, hanging in a mass to her shoulders. Even in that dusky room it seemed to shine. Her dress was white, and over it she wore a gray plaid-like cloak, flung round her and fastening on her shoulder.

  “What’s your trouble?” asked the doctor, reaching for his prescription block.

  She was silent.

  “Come along, for goodness’ sake—speak up,” he said testily. “We haven’t got all night.” Then he saw, with surprise and some embarrassment, that she was holding out a slate to him. On it was written:

  “I am dumb.”

  He gazed at her, momentarily as speechless as she, and she gently took the slate back again and wrote on it:

  “Please cure me.”

  It seemed impolite to answer her in speech, almost like taking an unfair advantage. He felt inclined to write his message on the slate too, but he cleared his throat and said:

  “I don’t know if I can cure you, but come over to the light and I’ll examine you.” He switched on a cluster of bright lights by his desk, and she obediently opened her mouth and stood trustfully while he peered and probed with his instruments.

  He gave an exclamation of astonishment, for at the back of her mouth he could see something white sticking up. He cautiously pulled it further forward with his forceps and discovered that it was the end of a long piece of cotton wool. He pulled again, and about a foot of it came out of her mouth, but that seemed to be nowhere near the end. He glanced at the girl in astonishment, but as she appeared quite calm he went on pulling, and the stuff kept reeling out of her throat until there was a tangle of it all over the floor.