The Undocumented Mark Steyn

Federal Reserve, the, 46

  Feinstein, Dianne, 180

  Female Eunuch, The, 67

  female genital mutilation, 219, 362

  feminism, feminists, 60, 316, 349–50, 364, 369, 373–74

  in America, xi, 62–66, 334, 336

  in Australia, 67, 329, 371

  in Canada, 231

  in London, 217

  Muslims and, 304

  Ferdinand, Franz, 180

  Ferraro, Geraldine, 314

  Fifties, the, 45, 126, 163, 226, 335, 342, 413

  Fire Island, NJ, 41, 307

  First Amendment, the, 363–64, 355. See also freedom of speech

  Fish, Michael, 186–87

  Fisk, Robert, 413–14

  Fleet Street, xvii, 32, 100, 125, 153, 187–89, 280, 366, 415

  Fleming, Ian, 123–27

  Flemish Interest political party, 258

  Flight 93, 180, 197

  Fluke, Sandra, 144

  folk songs, 237, 250–51, 266

  Fonda, Jane, 3

  Food and Drug Administration (FDA), 1, 110, 119

  “Fools Rush In,” 272

  Foreign Office, the, 406, 415

  Foreign Terrorist Tracking Task Force, 108

  forelocks, 154, 168

  For Fatherland and Freedom Party, 258

  Foster, Jodie, 312

  Foster, Stephen, 235–39

  Fox News, 42, 294, 351

  Fragments: Memories of a Wartime Childhood, 142

  France, French, 10, 80–81, 100, 158, 198, 211, 232, 258, 262, 318, 378

  Franklin, Benjamin, 151, 155

  Frayling, Christopher, 334, 336

  Freaks, 325–27

  freedom of speech, 65, 135, 138, 157, 207, 316, 364, 366, 370–74

  “Free Iraq,” 209, 213

  Frey, James, 141

  Friedman, Thomas, 201

  Front National (French political party), 258, 262

  Frost, Robert, 390

  Fry, Stephen, 130

  “F**k-Off Friday,” 394

  fundraisers, 153, 170–73, 205, 307, 338

  Furst, Alan, 125

  Furuya, Fusa, 319

  G

  Garfield, James, 33–34

  Garofalo, Janeane, 364

  gay marriage, xiii–xiv, 258, 301, 358, 370, 373–74, 378

  gays, xv, 24, 41, 72, 143, 180, 260, 301–3, 360. See also gay marriage; homosexuals

  bullying of, 354

  children and, 309–11

  persecution of, 92, 157, 159, 180, 225, 230, 232, 379–80

  Gay-Straight Alliances (GSAs), 351–55

  genocide, 287, 295

  George III (king), xv, 155, 160

  George, Prince, 151

  Georgetown Law School, 143–44

  Germany, Germans, 46, 80, 115, 118, 151, 179–80, 186, 198, 223, 227, 245, 302, 335

  demographics of, 12, 35

  under the Nazis, 138–39, 201

  Gershwin brothers, the, 128–30

  Gershwin, Ira, 270–72, 275

  Gibson, Mel, 58–61

  GI Joe, 198, 223, 244–48

  Gila Regional Medical Center, New Mexico, 99

  Gilbert, John, 240

  Gilbey, Deena, xi, 105–8

  Gilbey, Paul, 105–8

  Girl Crazy, 130–31

  Giuliani, Rudy, 82, 241

  Glasgow, Scotland, 153, 182

  Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, 198–99, 244

  “global upheaval,” 192

  Globe and Mail, The, 286, 411

  Glover, Stephen, 187

  Glyn, Noah, 31

  “God Bless America,” 240, 391

  Goldberg, Jonah, 30, 290

  Golden Age, The, 32

  Goldwyn, Sam, 164

  “Goody Goody,” 274

  GOP, the, xv, 44, 294, 297. See also Republican Party

  Gore, Al, 1, 32–33, 43, 242, 411–12

  Gorky Park, 398

  Government Services Administration (GSA), 351

  government shutdown, 87–90

  Graduate, The, 336, 441

  Graham, Sylvester, 4

  Gramm, Phil, xiii

  Granite State, the, xii, 79, 100, 117. See also New Hampshire

  Grant, Caroline, 241

  Grant, Turner, 240

  Greater Manchester Police, 116, 359

  Greater Romania Party, 258

  Great Escape, The, 117

  Great Satan, the, 193, 254

  Great War, the, 180, 240, 245, 296

  Greece, Greek, 118, 164, 378

  Greeley, CO, xviii

  Green Cards, 106–8, 117

  Greenfield, Lazar, 348–49

  Green, Michael, 67

  Greenwoods, the, 310–11

  Green Zone, the, 53, 170, 302

  Greer, Germaine, 67, 72, 329, 371–72

  Grenada, 195, 389, 395

  Groskop, Viv, 154

  Ground Zero, 108, 179–80

  Ground Zero mosque, the, 363

  Guantanamo, 188–89, 362

  Guardian, The, 35, 38, 154, 156–58, 187, 279–80, 309, 329, 373

  Guatemala, 142, 191

  Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?, 163

  Gulf War I, 62, 162, 195

  Gulf War II, 195

  H

  Haden-Guest, Anthony, 55–57

  Hall, Barbara, 229, 231, 352, 355

  Halliburton, 247, 415

  Hammerstein, Oscar, 270

  Hamza, Abu, 284

  Hamzi, Salem al-, 108

  “Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall, A,” 251

  Harper’s, 2

  Harrison, David, 9, 12–13

  Harrow, 279, 281

  Harry Potter series, 145

  Hart, Lorenz, 270

  Hart, Moss, 403

  Harvard Law Review, The, 28

  Harvard Law School, 27–31, 92

  Harvard University, xvii, 314

  Hasselhoff, David, 219

  Hatch, Orrin, xiii

  Haverhill, NH, xi, 410

  health care, xvi, 100, 290, 292, 297, 404

  Health & Safety, 84, 86. See also ’Elf ’n’ Safety

  Hedda Gabler, 32

  Heidenry, John, 55, 57

  Henry III, 89

  Hidalgo County, NM, 99, 102

  hijabs, 225–26, 316, 379, 386

  Hill, The, 409–10

  Hill, Anita, 62–63

  Hilliard, Bob, 239

  Hilton, Daisy, 324–27

  Hilton, Violet, 324–27

  Hindu Kush, the, 182, 192, 303

  Hispanics, 29, 58, 79, 292, 294–96, 302

  Holder, Eric, 143

  Hollywood, 11, 32–33, 56, 67, 73, 126, 170, 245–48, 272, 325, 336, 381, 411

  Holm, Paul, 180

  Holocaust, the, 143, 287

  Home Office, the (Britain), 70

  homophobia, homophobics, xiv, 156–58, 231, 304, 331, 348, 352, 355

  homosexuals, xiii, 156–57, 230, 232, 259–60, 301, 304, 358, 378, 378. See also gays

  Hope, Bob, xii, 325, 335

  Horse Whisperer, The, 246

  Houghton, Katharine, 164

  House of Representatives, the, 14

  Howard, John, 167, 331

  Huang Shuzheng, 318

  Hudson, Rock, 60, 335–36

  Hugo, Victor, 55

  humanitarians, 183–85

  Hungary, Hungarian, 164, 258–59, 305, 357

  Hunter, Will, 92–98

  Hunt, Helen, 59–61

  Hunt, Marsha, 219

  Hussein, Saddam, 168, 209–11, 241

  I

  Ibrahim, Samira, 203

  “I Dream of Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair,” 235

  “If I Had a Hammer,” 265–66

  Ignatieff, Michael, xvii–xviii, 135

  “I Had the Craziest Dream,” 337–38

  Ilayaraja, 254

  “I’ll Be Seeing You,” 239

  Independent, The, xi, 129, 132, 134, 154, 184

  Independent Magazine,
The, 137

  India, 158, 163, 164, 198–99, 201, 209, 255, 256, 287, 302, 314–16

  Indians (America), 27. See also Cherokee tribe

  Innu community, the, 285–89

  INS, 105–8

  Internal Revenue Service (IRS), 91, 153

  Iraq, 185, 200, 255

  ISIS and, 209–13

  liberation of, 209, 407

  war in, 62, 192, 194, 241–42, 247, 413–14

  war with Iran, 134–35, 377

  I, Rigoberta Menchú, 142

  Irish Times, The, xviii, 389, 412

  Iron Curtain, the, 357

  Irwin, Steve, 328–32

  Irwin, Terri, 332

  Islam

  dress mandated by, 225–26

  factions within, 192–93

  growth of, 192, 231–32, 377–79

  political correctness and, 230–32, 261, 363–65, 370–74

  relationship with the West, 203, 207–8, 228–31, 284, 295, 362, 365–68, 377–79

  Sharia law and, 134, 362–63, 379

  theology of, 230, 374, 377

  “Islamic State of Iraq and Syria” (ISIS), 210–12

  Islamophobia, 206–7, 223, 231, 347, 379

  Italy, Italian, 12, 80–81, 118, 151, 164, 198, 251, 378

  “(I took a trip on a train and) I Thought about You,” 271–72

  “It’s Magic,” 334

  It Takes a Village, 408

  J

  Jackson, Glenda, 217

  Jackson, Jesse, 101, 162–64

  Jagger, Mick, 56, 219, 279–80

  Jalalabad, 184–85, 246

  Jamaica, 123, 156–58, 160–65, 230

  Japan, Japanese, 12, 88, 90, 141, 158, 198, 201, 219, 316–19, 381–83

  “Jeepers Creepers,” 272

  Jenkins, Simon, 414

  Jews, 142, 157–58, 163–64, 203, 221, 232, 250, 259, 378–80, 384–86, 392, 406

  Jim Crow, 242

  Jobbik (political party), 258–59

  Jobseeker’s Allowance, 282, 284

  Johannesburg, South Africa, 36

  Johnson, Boris, 405, 407

  Johnson, Brian D., 246

  Joke, The (Kundera), 347–50

  Jonas, George, 223

  Jones, Paula, x, 62

  Jordan, 147, 200, 209–12

  “Julia” (Obama administration campaign ad), 26, 30

  Juno Beach, 10

  K

  Kabul, Afghanistan, 182, 184–85, 189, 194

  Kallawayan people, the, 12

  Kandahar, 182, 187, 197, 199, 231, 362

  Kan, Naoto, 319

  Kaplan, Muhammed Metin, 284

  Kate, Princess, 152–54

  Kato, Sogen, 319

  Kauffman, Hattie, 42

  Kaus, Mickey, 46, 180

  Kazan, Elia, 340

  Kelly, Lorraine, 219

  Kelly, Megyn, 211

  Ken (of Barbie and Ken), 224–25

  Kennedy, Anthony, xv

  Kennedy, Edward “Ted,” 174–76, 247

  Kennedy, John F., 33, 180, 328

  Kerry, John, ix–xii, 203, 413–15

  Kerry, Teresa Heinz, xii, 414

  Keyes, Alan, xiii

  Khomeieni, Ayatollah, 85, 134, 136

  Kim family, the, 151

  Kinder Eggs, 109–11

  King John (Shakespeare), 396

  King, Larry, 331

  Knight Bachelors, 140

  Knight Commanders, 140

  Kopechne, Mary Jo, 176

  Kopp, Nancy, 314

  Koran, the, 189, 362–64

  Korean War, 195, 197

  Krauthammer, Charles, 296

  Krugman, Paul, 45–46

  Ku Klux Klan, 241–42

  Kundera, Milan, 347, 349–50

  L

  Labour Party (Britain), 115, 128, 136, 217, 260–62, 285, 308, 394, 415

  “Land of Hope and Glory,” 23

  Langley Park, MD, 296

  Laster, James B., 194–95

  Last Party: Studio 54, Disco, and the Culture of the Night, The, 55

  Las Vegas, NV, 58, 205, 208, 268, 351

  Late Show, The, 42, 135

  Latin America, xv, 109, 191, 281, 296

  Latvia, 258, 389

  “Laura,” 272

  “leading from behind,” 195

  Lee, Pamela (Anderson), 3, 249

  left, leftists, left-wing, xiv, xvi, 128, 134, 137–38, 141, 157, 179, 261, 265, 297, 302, 357, 364, 367, 393, 405, 412

  lesbians, 311–13, 348–49

  Letterman, David, 42, 206

  Levant, the, 210, 378

  Levant, Oscar, 336

  Lewinsky, Monica, ix, 65

  Liberal Party (Canada), xvii, 134–35, 169, 286

  liberals, liberalism, 134, 226, 301

  in America, 31, 43, 143, 225, 247, 291, 301, 304, 316, 364–68

  in Canada, 286–87

  culture and, xiii–xv

  in Europe, 258, 369, 372

  Liberia, 34

  Libya, 195, 200, 207–8, 379

  Lileks, James, 266

  Lily Allen, 279

  Limbaugh, Rush, 19

  Lincoln, Abraham, 33, 240, 242, 307

  Living History (Rodham Clinton), 145, 147

  Living Tongues Institute for Endangered Languages, 9

  Loewenstein, Antony, 11–12

  Logan, Kate, 25

  London School of Economics, 279

  Longman, Phillip, 316

  Los Angeles, CA, xvii, 152–53, 171, 232

  Los Angeles Times, The, 181

  Lovejoy, Charles, 240–41

  Lovelace, Linda, 56

  Love Me or Leave Me, 336

  Lover Come Back, 336

  Love Story, A, 408

  Loving v. Virginia, 302

  Luckenbach, TX, 410

  Ludvik (character in The Joke), 347–49

  M

  Magati Ke tribe, the, 9–12

  Magna Carta, 89, 287

  mail fraud, 97–98

  Mail on Sunday, The, 189

  Major, John, 161–62

  malaria, 187–88

  Malaysia, 158

  Mamas and Papas, 337

  Manhattan, NY, 31, 55, 170, 325

  Marshall, Nick (protagonist of What Women Want), 58–61

  Martin, Ricky, xiv, 171

  Martin, Tony, 68–69

  Martin, Trayvon, 29, 101

  Marx, Groucho, 336

  Marxists, 261, 291, 314, 357

  Mary II (queen). See William and Mary

  Massa, Gilary, 316

  McCarthyism, 97

  McCarthy, Jenny, 3

  McCarthy, Joseph, 190

  McGuinty, Dalton, 355

  McKinley, William, 33

  McMillan, Kate, 226

  media, the. See under America, American; Australia; Britain, British; Canada; United States, U.S.

  Medicare, 8

  memoirs, 27, 29, 141–44, 145, 161, 408

  Memorial Day, 240, 242–43, 314

  Me and My Girl, 128–30

  Mercer, John Herndon “Johnny,” 270–75

  meritocracy, 154

  Metaxas, Eric, 397–99

  Meyers, Nancy, 58–61

  Michael, Princess, 219

  Microsoft, 1, 200

  Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, 270

  Mihdar, Khalid al-, 108

  Mikhalkov, Sergei, 267–69

  Miles, Sarah, 32

  militarization of the police, 91. See also paramilitarization of the bureaucracy

  Millay, Edna St. Vincent, 390

  Millennials, 290

  Miller, Arthur, 340

  Miller, David, 170

  Million Little Pieces, A, 141

  Million Mom March, xi, 40–43

  minimum wage, the, 290–91, 303

  Mirror, The, 189

  Miss World, 217

  Mitchell, Adrian, 394

  Mitchell, William, 6

  Modern Family, 304

  Moi, Daniel
arap, 157

  monarchy, 31, 89, 151–54, 166–74, 176

  Monbiot, George, 35, 38

  “Monica’s dress” column (Steyn),

  Monkees, the, ix–x

  Monroe, Marilyn, xvi, 339–44

  Montreal, 111, 117, 284, 287–88

  Mooney, Chris, 30

  “Moon River,” 270–75

  Moore, Demi, 306

  Moore, Susan, 282–84

  Morris, Edmund, 390

  Mortenson, Greg, 142, 198–99

  Morvai, Krisztina, 259

  Moscow, 124, 395

  Mosimann, Anton, 67

  Mosley, Oswald, 260

  mosquitoes, 187–88

  Mounties, 69, 102, 229

  Mount Rushmore, 88

  Moussaoui, Zacarias, 284

  “Move Over, Darling,” 334

  Mrs. Robinson (character), 336, 341

  Mugabe, Robert, 36, 46, 156–57, 159, 294

  multiculturalism, 156–58, 199, 229, 232, 255–56, 283–84, 296, 304, 331, 370–73, 378–79

  Murdoch, Rupert, 42, 167

  Murphy, Ryan, 170

  Murrah Building, 179

  Murray, Charles, 293, 301

  Museveni, Yoweri, 157

  Mushuau people, 285–87

  Muslim, The, 230

  Muslim Brotherhood, the, xviii

  Muslim Community Affairs Unit (Los Angeles), 232

  Muslims, 138, 212, 283, 355, 405, 413

  in Australia, 331

  in Canada, 13, 228–32

  in Europe, 192, 231–32, 304, 378–79, 383, 386

  and the West, 203, 362, 374

  women and, 220, 224–32, 316, 362, 364–68, 377, 379

  My American Journey (Powell), 160

  My Heart, 337

  “My Old Kentucky Home,” 235

  “My Sharia Amour,” 218, 220–21

  N

  NAFTA, 100

  Napolitano, Janet, 110, 202

  Nash, Peggy, 352, 355

  National Children’s Bureau, 359

  National Day of Pink, the, 352

  National Front (France), 258

  National Geographic, 9, 11

  National Health Service, the (NHS), 304, 403–4

  national interest, 197–200

  nationalization, xvi, 395

  National Mall, the, 87, 89

  National Movement for the Salvation of the Fatherland, 259

  National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, 119

  National Park Service (NPS), 87–90

  National Post, The, xviii, 40, 73, 75, 105, 166, 181, 229, 249, 253–54, 267, 351, 411–12, 417–18

  National Public Radio (NPR), 143, 181, 203, 331

  National Review, 6, 31, 79, 84, 117, 119, 151, 174, 191, 193–94, 263, 279, 317, 347, 377, 381, 410

  National Review Online, 119, 193

  National Rifle Association (NRA), 43, 73–74, 92, 183

  nation-building, 199, 201

  “Nation Once Again, A,” 254–57

  Native Americans, 27, 29, 31

  Natuashish, 285–86, 288–89

  Nazi Germany, 138–39

  NBC network, 41–43, 181, 364

  “Nelly Was a Lady,” 237

  Neville, Stuart, 114

  Newfoundland, 10