The House of Cards Complete Trilogy

  “And what have you done to earn your place amid this glittering herd?” Brynford-Jones inquired. “I thought nobody below the rank of Earl or Archbishop was allowed at this trough. Certainly not a humble backbencher.”

  “It’s called tokenism, Bryan. Apparently professional middle-aged moralizers like you like to have a bit of skirt around to remind them of lost youth. You know, slobber a bit and go away happy. That’s the plan.” The smile was warm but the autumn-blue eyes searching. She was tall, almost eye-to-eye with the rotund editor who enjoyed the glint of evening sunlight shining through her blond hair.

  Brynford-Jones laughed loudly. “You’re too late for confession. I’ve already owned up to being a voyeur and in your case I’ll happily plead guilty. If ever that husband of yours throws you out, you’d be more than welcome to come and stir my evening cocoa.”

  “If ever I throw that husband of mine out,” she corrected, “I’d hope to be stirring more than cocoa in the evenings. Anyway, what have you two been plotting? Strippergrams to the Synod, or something frivolous?”

  “I was inquiring whether our friend here has what it takes to succeed in politics, the necessary qualities of energy and ambition to become the next Prime Minister. Would you lay money on him, Claire?”

  She arched an eyebrow—she possessed a highly expressive face and, when relaxed, an aura of refreshing mischief. In response to Brynford-Jones’s invitation she examined Makepeace as though for the first time, the end of her nose puckered in skepticism, seeming to reach some conclusion before deliberately throwing their attention in an entirely different direction.

  “If energy and ambition were all, then our next leader is surely standing over there by the window.”

  “Not our Geoff? I’d rather emigrate,” the editor chuckled, irreverent though not entirely incredulous.

  They turned to follow her gaze. In the bay of a grand Georgian window overlooking the garden, the Transport Secretary had pinned the Governor of the Bank of England against the elegant drape.

  “Liquid engineering,” Claire continued. “He handles it so smoothly the Governor won’t even realize when he’s been set aside for the next name on the list.”

  “Our Geoff’s got a list?” the editor inquired.

  “Surely. Typed on a card in his breast pocket. He has an hour here, so he asks for a copy of the invitation list beforehand, sees how many people he wants to impress or to harangue, then splits his time. Six minutes each. Digital precision.”

  In silence they watched as Booza-Pitt, without pause for breath or apparent reference to his watch, took the Governor’s hand and bade farewell. Then he was moving across the room, shaking hands and offering salutations as he passed, but not stopping.

  “Chances are he’ll end the program with somebody’s bored wife,” Claire continued. “It’s a regular routine, particularly since he separated from his own wife.”

  “His second wife,” Makepeace corrected.

  “Fascinating. The man goes up in my estimation,” Brynford-Jones admitted. “Which, I’m forced to admit, still doesn’t take him very far. But how do you come by all this delicious and wicked information?”

  She pursed her lips. “You know how we girls like to gossip. And you don’t think he types his own list, do you?”

  The editor knew she was mocking more than Booza-Pitt. He noticed how steady the blue eyes remained throughout her conversation, examining, judging. She didn’t miss much. He suspected she used men much more than she was used by them. Her clothes were expensively discreet from some of Knightsbridge’s most fashionable couturiers, her sexuality unobtrusive but apparent and all her own. His desire for her was growing by the minute, but he suspected she was not a woman to cross, or to fall for one of his customary “would you like to discuss your profile over supper” ploys. It would be a mistake to miss the woman within by merely tracing over the superficial packaging.

  “I believe I should talk to you more often, Claire,” he offered.

  “I believe you should.”

  “Aren’t you the Booza’s parliamentary twin?” he continued. “I seem to remember reading somewhere. You both came into the House together, what—seven years ago? Same age. Both wealthy, darlings of the party conference. Both tipped to go far.”

  “If only I had his talent.”

  “Foreign Secretary, d’you think, in a Makepeace Cabinet?” He turned back to his original target.

  Makepeace paused, as though to emphasize his words with elaborate consideration. “Not in a million dawns,” he replied softly. “The man wouldn’t recognize a political principle or an original idea if it were served up en croute with oysters.”

  “Ah, at last! A breach in your famous collective Ministerial loyalty, Tom. There’s hope for you yet,” the editor beamed, delighted to have discovered a point of such obvious antipathy. He turned to Claire. “I feel an editorial coming on. Although to tell you the truth, my dear, I’m a little worried by all his talk about principles and original ideas. It’s not good for an ambitious man. We’re going to have to work on him.”

  She laughed, a genuine expression full of white teeth and pleasure. “You know, Bryan, I think we are.”

  Three

  Great men are usually bad men. I intend to be a very great man.

  Civilian Area, Dhekelia Army Base, British Sovereign Territory, Cyprus

  “Greetings, my Greek friend. Welcome to a humble carpenter’s workshop. What part of Allah’s bounty may His servant share with you?”

  “Sheep. Seven of them. A week on Friday. And not all fat and sinews like your wife.”

  “Seven?” the Turk mused. “One for every night of your week, Glafko. For you I shall endeavor to find the most beautiful sheep in the whole of Turkish Cyprus.”

  “It’s Easter, you son of Saladin,” Glafkos the Plumber spat. “And my daughter’s getting married. A big feast.”

  “A thousand blessings on the daughter of Glafkos.”

  The Greek, an undersized man with a hunched shoulder and the expression of a cooked vine leaf, remained unimpressed. “Chew on your thousand blessings, Uluç. Why was I five shirts short on last week’s delivery?”

  The Turk, a carpenter, put aside the plane with which he was repairing a broken door and brushed his hands on the apron spread across his prominent stomach. The sports shirts, complete with skillfully counterfeited Lacoste and Adidas logos, were manufactured within the Turkish sector by his mother’s second cousin, who was obviously “taking the chisel” to them both. But the Greek made a huge markup on the smuggled fakes, which were sold through one of the many sportswear outlets in the village of Pyla, in a shop owned by his nephew. He could afford a minor slicing. Anyway, he didn’t want a damned Greek to know he was being cheated by one of his own family.

  “Shrinkage,” he exclaimed finally, after considerable deliberation.

  “You mean you’ve been pulling the sheet over to your side again.”

  “But my dear Greek friend, according to our leaders we are soon to be brothers. One family.” His huge hand closed around the plane and nonchalantly he began scraping at the door again. “Why, perhaps your daughter might yet lie with a Turk.”

  “I’ll fix the leaking sewers of hell first. With my bare hands.”

  The Turk laughed, displaying black teeth and gruff humor. Their battle was incessant, conducted on the British base where they both worked and at various illicit crossing points along the militarized buffer zone that separated Greek and Turkish communities. They could smuggle together, survive and even prosper together, but that didn’t mean they had to like each other, no matter what those fools of politicians decreed.

  “Here, Greek. A present for your wife.” He reached into a drawer and removed a small bottle marked Chanel. “May it fill your nights with happiness.”

  Glafkos removed the top and sniffed the contents, pouring a little i
nto the open palm of his hand. “Smells like camel’s piss.”

  “From a very genuine Chanel camel. And very, very cheap,” Uluç responded, rolling his eyes.

  The Greek tried to scrape off the odor on his shirt, then examined the bottle carefully. “I’ll take six dozen. On trial. And no shrinkage.”

  The Turk nodded.

  “Or evaporation.”

  Uluç entered upon another hearty chuckle, yet as quickly as it had arrived his pleasure was gone and in place a gray cloud hovered about his brow. He began stroking his mustache methodically with the tip of a heavily callused finger, three times on each side, as though attempting to smooth away an untidiness that had entered his life.

  “Wind from your wife’s cooking?” Glafkos the Plumber ventured.

  Uluç the Carpenter ignored the insult. “No, my friend, but a thought troubles me. If we are all told to love one another, Turk and Greek, embracing each other’s heart instead of the windpipe—what in the name of Allah are you and I going to do?”

  Four

  If ignorance is bliss then Parliament must be filled with happy men.

  As individuals most were modest, middle class, often dull. And proud of it. Collectively, however, they shared a bloodlust of animalistic intensity that found expression in waves of screamed enthusiasm that were sent crashing across the court.

  “Changed, hasn’t it?” Sir Henry Ponsonby mused, his thin face masked by the shade of a large Panama. He didn’t need to add that in his view this could not have been for the better. As Head of the Civil Service he took a deal of convincing that change was anything other than disruptive.

  “You mean, you remember when we English used to win?”

  “Sadly that’s ancient history of a sort that isn’t even part of the core curriculum anymore.” He sniffed. “No. I mean that every aspect of life seems to have become a blood sport. Politics. Journalism. Academia. Commerce. Even Wimbledon.”

  Down on the court the first Englishman to have been seeded at the All England Tennis Championships for more than two decades scrambled home another point in the tiebreak; a further two and he’d survive to fight a deciding set. The crowd, having sulked over the clinical humiliation of its national hero throughout the first horn and a half, had woken to discover he was back in with a chance. On the foot-scuffed lawn before them a legend was in the making. Perhaps. Better still, the potential victim was French.

  “I may be an academic, Henry. Even an international jurist. But deep inside there’s part of me that would give everything to be out there right now.”

  Sir Henry started at this unanticipated show of emotion. From unexceptional origins Clive Watling had established a distinguished career as an academic jurist and steady hand, QC, MA, LLB, and multiple honorary distinctions, redbrick reliable, a man whose authority matched his broad Yorkshire girth. Flights of physical enthusiasm were not part of the form book. Still, everyone was allowed a touch of passion, and better tennis balls than little boys.

  “Well, that’s not exactly what we had in mind for you, old chap,” Sir Henry began again. “Wanted to sound you out. You know, you’ve established a formidable standing through your work on the International Court, widely respected and all that.”

  Another point was redeemed for national honor and Watling couldn’t resist an involuntary clenching of his fists in response. Sir Henry’s thin red line of lips closed formation. The mixture of tension and heat on Number One Court stifled any further attempt at conversation as the tennis players squared up once more.

  A blow. A flurry of arms and fevered shouts. Movement of a ball so fast that few eyes could follow while all hearts sailed with it. A cloud of English chalk dust, a cry of Gallic despair, and an eruption of noise from the stands. The set was won and from the far end of the court came the sound of hoarse voices joined together in the chorus of “Rule, Britannia.” Sir Henry raised his eyes in distaste, failing to notice his companion’s broad grin. Sir Henry was a traditionalist, unaccustomed to expressing emotion himself and deprecating its expression by others. As he was to express to others in his club later that week, this was scarcely his scene. They were forced to wait until the inevitable wave had washed across them—good grief, was Watling actually flexing his thighs?—before being allowed to resume their thoughts.

  “Yes, I’ve been fortunate, Henry, received a lot of recognition. Mostly abroad, of course. Not so much here at home. Prophet in his own country, you know?” And grammar school achiever in a juridical system still dominated by Oxbridge elitists. Like Ponsonby.

  “Not at all, my dear fellow. You’re held in the very highest regard. We English are simply a little more reticent about these things.”

  Sir Henry’s words were immediately contradicted by an outburst of feminine hysteria from behind as the players resumed their places for the final set. It was noticeable that the many expressions of patriotic fervor emerging from around the stands were becoming mixed with vivid Francophobia. Such naked passions made Ponsonby feel uncomfortable.

  “Let me come straight to the point, Clive. The Cypriots want to settle their domestic squabbles. Shouldn’t be beyond reach, both Greeks and Turks appear to be suffering an unaccustomed outbreak of goodwill and common sense. Maybe they’ve run out of throats to cut, or more likely been tempted by the foreign aid packages on offer. Anyway, most of the problems are being resolved, even the frontiers. They both know they’ve got to make a gesture, give something up.”

  “Are their differences of view large?”

  “Not unduly. Both sides want the barbed wire removed and most of the proposed line runs through mountains, which are of damn all value to anyone except goatherds and hermits.”

  “There’s offshore through the continental shelf.”

  “Perceptive man! That’s the potential stumbling block. Frankly, neither side has any experience of sea boundaries so they want an international tribunal to do the job for them. You know, give the settlement the stamp of legitimacy, avoid any loss of face on either side. All they need is a little bandage for national pride so they can sell the deal to their respective huddled masses. They’re already surveying the waters, and they’ve agreed an arbitration panel of five international judges with Britain taking the chair.”

  “Why Britain, for God’s sake?”

  Ponsonby smiled. “Who knows the island better? The old colonial ruler, the country both Greeks and Turks mistrust equally. They’ll choose two of the judges each, with Britain as the impartial fifth. And we want you to be the fifth.”

  Watling took a deep breath, savoring his recognition.

  “But we want it all signed and sealed as soon as possible,” Ponsonby continued, “within the next couple of months, if that could be. Before they all change their bloody minds.”

  “Ah, a problem.”

  “Yes, I know. You’re supposed to spend the summer lecturing in considerable luxury in California. But we want you here. In the service of peace and the public interest. And, old chap, His Majesty’s Government would be most appreciative.”

  “Sounds like a bribe.”

  A double fault, the crowd groaned. Ponsonby leaned closer.

  “You’re long overdue for recognition, Clive. There’s only one place for a man of your experience.” He paused, tantalizing. “You’d make a tremendous contribution in the House of Lords.”

  Ponsonby offered an impish smile; he enjoyed dispensing privilege. Watling, by contrast, was trying desperately to hide the twitch that had appeared at the corner of his mouth. As a boy he’d dreamed of opening the batting for Yorkshire; this ran a close second.

  “Who else will be on the panel of judges?”

  “Turks have nominated a Malaysian and some Egyptian professor from Cairo…”

  “That would be Osman. A good man.”

  “Yes. Muslim Mafia.”

  “He’s a good man,” Watling insiste
d.

  “Of course, they’re all good men. And so are the Greek lot. They’ve chosen Rospovitch from Serbia—nothing to do with him being Orthodox Christian, I hasten to add. The thought would never have entered a Greek mind.”

  “And the fourth?”

  “Supplied by Greece’s strongest ally in Europe, the French. Your old chum from the International Court, Rodin.”

  “Him!” Watling couldn’t hide his disappointment. “I’ve crossed judgments with that man more often than I care to remember. He’s as promiscuous with his opinions as a whore on the Avenue Foch. Can’t bear the man.” He shook his head. “The thought of being cooped up with him brings me no joy.”

  “But think, Clive. The panel is split down the middle, two-two, by appointment. You’ll have the deciding vote. Doesn’t matter a damn about Rodin or any of the others, you can get on and do the job you think is right.”

  “I’m not sure, Harry. This is already beginning to sound like a political poker game. Would this be a proper job? No arm-twisting? I’ll not be part of any grubby backstage deal,” the lawyer warned, all Northern stubbornness, drawing in his chins. “If I were to handle this case it would have to be decided on its merits.”

  “That’s why you’ve got to do it, precisely because you’re so irritatingly impartial. Let me be frank. We want you for your reputation. With you involved, everything will be seen to be fair. Smother them in Hague Conventions and peaceful precedent. Frankly, from the political point of view it doesn’t matter a dehydrated fig what you decide, in practice it will be little more than a line drawn across the rocks. A half mile here or there on which you couldn’t grow a bag of beans. But what it will do is enable the Cypriot politicians to sew up a deal they badly need. So come down on whatever side you like, Clive, there’ll be no pressure from us. All we want is a settlement.”

  They paused. The crowd was rising to the boil once more as the decisive set began to take shape. Watling still hesitated; it was time for the final nudge.