TWOLAS - 02 - The Ships of Merior

  'Well, fortune to you,' said Medlir, laughing softly. 'Avenor's a ruin. One of the old sites that folk won't go near for the hauntings. There might be pay, if you fancy the chance to lay bricks.'

  'You've been there?' The mercenary captain stared at the minstrel through the curling flame of his spill. 'No.' Medlir launched off a sprightly jig, foot tapping, and a gleam to his eyes at strange odds with his earlier humour. 'Ath grant I never live to see the place.'

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  The following morning dawned to grey, misty rain and a clammy east wind off the bay. In the tidewater region of the coast, winter's hold settled lightly. The mild airs drawn north by ocean currents could brew the occasional warm day. Above Jaelot, the road lay softened to muck, through which cartwheels sucked and splattered to the fitful grate of flint-bearing gravel. Medlir strode at the buckskin's head to steady the bridle as the pony skated and slid through league upon league of soupy footing. Swathed in faded quilts on the driver's board, Halliron sat looking tired.

  'I've no wish at all to stop in Jaelot,' he insisted, unusually quarrelsome. 'The town's a cesspit of bad taste. I won't have you wasting your talents there.'

  'Well, at least that's a first.' Medlir steered the pony cart toward the verge to allow a packtrain bearing southern spices and silk bales to make its laboured way past. Over the yips of the drovers, he said, 'Not long back, I recall your phrasing the matter quite the other way about, that my fingering was too clumsy to inflict on a tinker, never mind any public audience.'

  'Well, that was then.' Halliron blotted his dripping nose and sniffed. 'You still have a great deal to learn.' Through the jingle of gear and harness, and the whipsnaps as carters forced their ox teams from drifting to scent the horses as they passed, Medlir kept a weather eye on Dakar, perched like a woodchuck on a bony chestnut gelding won over dice with the mercenaries. More accustomed to pack straps hung with cooking pots than to bearing saddle and rider, the creature had wall-eyes and knock-knees and a tail stripped of hair like a rat's. The buckskin pony shied well clear. More a shambling liability than a source of reliable transport, the chestnut changed nature like a weathercock, friendly and fiendish by turns.

  Dakar's indifferent horsemanship was hampered further by short thighs that stretched like a wrestler's to straddle his mount's width of barrel. Watching the pair careen through the pack beasts and drays, reins flying loose and heels drumming to indignant slaps of the silly, naked tail, Medlir was hard pressed not to chuckle.

  Halliron looked in danger of swallowing his lips, until he resorted to muffling his whoops behind quilts.

  The last laden mule in the cavalcade passed, with the gelding spinning left, and then right, in some doubt of its proper orientation. Dakar thwacked its goose rump with his rein ends and hauled, to no good effect. The narrow, bony head on a great pole of ewe neck swivelled back to stare where the leather had stung, its expression determinedly flummoxed.

  Medlir shut brimming eyes.

  'What's so funny?'howled Dakar. He stabbed the gelding in its cavernous ribs with his heels and flapped elbows until it ambled in a sequence of steps by no means definable as a gait.

  After one prolonged gasp against the buckskin's wet mane, Medlir tucked his chin in his mufflers and stared without focus straight forward. 'Ah!' He made a manful effort, clutched his ribs, and said, 'No one's laughing. Halliron has a terrible cough. I could be suffering the same.'

  Dakar's reply unravelled into oaths as the gelding's racketing shy sallied the width of the roadway. A stiff-featured Medlir applied himself to guiding the pony cart from its parking place amid the burdock, while Halliron wheezed and wiped rheumy eyes and murmured, 'Ath, now my stomach is aching.'

  Their journey resumed under mists spun to gold under late-breaking sunlight. Flocking gulls rose and wheeled in the sea-breeze off the tide flats. To the right, at each turn in the road, steep-sided valleys of evergreens yawned into gorges, some threaded with falls that spilled like frayed floss, and others with deep, narrow lakes lying polished as moonstones.

  The country was beautiful, but wild, the foothills scarred by old rockfalls and too steeply pitched to grow fodder. Under sky like lucid aquamarine, the storms seemed remote, that could lash without warning off the bay and hurl salt spume against the mountains. The trees and the moss bore the scars in broken branches, and rock abutments burned clean of lichens. An equinox gale could wreck a steading in a night, with the buildings rebuilt again out of the splintered rubble, or ship's planks, washed in by the tide. Hostels and posthouses were widely spaced and nowhere inside a day's ride of a walled town.

  When the sun swung behind the peaks and purpled shadow hardened the road in the grip of early cold, Halliron began to shiver with chills. His nose was buffed red, and his eyes shone too bright, and his thickest quilts lent no comfort.

  Medlir said nothing, but watched his master in con' tern through the pause as they watered the horses. Embarrassed at last by his own misery, Halliron capitulated. 'Oh, all right. We'll shelter in Jaelot, to spare you the bother of tending an invalid in the open.'

  'What bother?' Medlir redistributed the mud-flecked blankets over the Masterbard's knees. 'If these townsmen have execrable taste, I could always try those ballads we heard in the sailors' dives at Werpoint. Halliron returned a choked cough, whatever he had in mind undone by Dakar's antics as he fell off the same stone twice trying to remount the brown gelding. 'You'll break your neck getting on that way!' Medlir called, his fingers busy taking the pony's surcingle up a hole.

  Puffing, beet-faced, in no mood for criticism from a man who understood nothing about the trials of being fat, Dakar clambered back up the rock. 'Since when do you know so much about horses?'

  'Maybe my parents were drifters,' Medlir said.

  'Hah!' The Mad Prophet achieved precarious balance on one foot. 'Foxes, more like. You say crafty little about yourself.'

  A shallow smile touched Medlir's features, accompanied by ingenuously raised brows. 'Foxes bite.'

  'Well, I know I'm prying.' Dakar poised himself, leaped, and grabbed, while his steed staggered into a clattering half-passe. The Mad Prophet landed astride through a miracle, both fists balled in mane-hanks to arrest a pitch over the saddle's far side. As his mount was coerced to cease milling, he added, 'Faery-toes makes better company.'

  'Faery-toes? That?' Halliron poked his nose out of his blankets and fixed dubious eyes on hooves that were round and fluted as meat platters.

  'Well of course,' said Dakar, offended. 'The name suits him fine, don't you think?'

  The party moved on, into shadows that lengthened to grey dusk, swallowed early by fog off the bay. Darkness had fallen as they rounded the bend before Jaelot's wide gates. Situated on a beak-head of land that jutted out into the bay, the town was walled with black rock. Torches in iron baskets burned from the keeps, which were octagonal, with slate roofs buttressed by gargoyles that loomed and leered and lolled obscene tongues over gate-turrets chiselled from white quartz. These were emblazoned with rampant lions, each bearing a snake in its mouth.

  'Ugly.' By now querulously tired, Halliron regarded the carvings with distaste while the tarnished strips of tin hung as ward talismans jangled and clinked in thin dissonance. 'The Paravian gates torn down from this site were said to be fashioned of agate, and counter-weighted to swing at a hand's touch.'

  'This was a Second Age fortress?' Medlir asked. 'How surprising to find it inhabited.' He soothed the crossgrained buckskin to a halt as the gate watch called down gruff challenge. He had to answer without hearing his master's return comment. 'We're wayfarers, two minstrels and a companion. We shouldn't be stopping here at all, except the old man needs shelter.'

  'Pull aside then.' The watch captain lounged in his niche, his breath plumed in flamelight. 'The post courier's overdue from Tharidor, and the gates'll be opened when he's in.'

  'There's courtesy for you,' Halliron said between sneezes. 'I knew we should have made camp. If the courier hasn't come to grief
in the dark, we'll have our choice of three inns, all of them cavernously dim and dirty, and not a one of them honest.'

  'Which has the best ale?' asked Dakar.

  'Who knows?' The Masterbard sighed. 'In Jaelot, they cut the brew with water.'

  By chance, their wait became shortened. While Medlir fussed over his master, and Dakar communed with his mount, a barrel-chested wagonmaster in sheepskins rolled in, swearing at his team and unhappy to be missing his dinner. He brandished his whip at the gate house, while his sweated horses sidled and stamped and struck blue-edged sparks from the pavement. 'It's that thrice-cursed shipment from the mill I'm carrying, the one with the mayor's seal on it.'

  The gates were opened very swiftly indeed, while something clicked in the brain of Dakar's camel-necked chestnut that said stable, and comfort, and oats. It pinned back rabbity ears and lunged to harry the wagon team through.

  The lead pair were blinkered. The first the near one knew of Faery-toes' attentions was a nip of yellow teeth at its flanks.

  It veered to a bounding grind of singletrees, while Dakar, howling mightily, sawed nerveless mouth with both reins and fell off. He had the aplomb to roll clear, while the canter whipcracked and cursed.

  The lash caught the gelding on the nose. He windmilled sideways on splayed feet, rat-tail flailing. Eyes rolled white, his nostrils expanded into a snort that blew steam, he half-reared and reversed to a thunderous clatter of hooves. His gaunt rump jammed the wheel horse in the shoulder. It staggered, squealing. The rest of the team careened sideways and jack-knifed the dray between the gate turrets with Faery-toes folded amidst them like a misguided log in a torrent.

  Oaths became lost in the crack of shod hooves as a brief show of stamping coalesced to a five horse brawl amid the traces.

  The canter clung to his swaying box like a man on a half-foundered vessel, plying his lash and a poisonous stream of threats upon his scuffling team to no avail. Leather parted; terrets burst from collar stuffing to a scream of splintering wood. Unnoticed atop the swaying wagon bed, lashings creaked and shifted loose. A springy bundle of cypress teetered, then tipped like an unfolding set of shears and swan-dived onto the pavement.

  The splintering crack of impact raised stinging reverberations under the confines of the gate arch. The wheel pair parted sideways in a violent shy and the canter threw down his whip, crying murder, as eighty board feet of rare moulding custom-carved to please the mayor's wife became milled to pale slivers beneath his wheels.

  Through a small, stunned second, the torches dimmed in a swooping gust of wind. Under their demonic flicker, the carter turned red and tore at his sideburns with his fists. The draught team milled, netted in slackened traces and flighty as shoaling fish; while the mis-shapen cause of the disaster stood nonplussed, conversing in great sucking gusts with the wheel horses.

  'Curse of a fiend!' The canter unfurled from his box in a frog-leap that landed him beside the russet-brown bundle that was Dakar. 'What in Sithaer will you do about that misbegotten insult of a horse?'

  'Misbegotten? Insult?' Dakar inspected the burly antagonist planted over him, fists cocked for mayhem, and his hair screwed free of an oiled felt cap like tufts of snarled wool on a shuttlecock. 'You're pretty ugly yourself, you know.' Through the half-breath while the canter was stunned speechless, the Mad Prophet pushed past, retrieved trailing reins, and hauled Faery-toes out backwards from the tangle of shafts and shredded harness.

  While Halliron and Medlir watched amazed, a safe distance removed in the pony cart, Dakar came back, towing horse. He poised before the irate canter, oblivious to the pounding from the adjacent gate houses, as the watch on duty Pelted downstairs in armed readiness to forestall an altercation.

  'I suggest you forgive the old boy.' When the nag butted a congenial head against the canter's shoulder and knocked him a half-step back, Dakar added, 'How could you not? He likes you.'

  The canter purpled and swung. The suet-round face of his target vanished as Dakar ducked and fled beneath the saddle girth. Bunched knuckles smacked against the barrel-sprung ribs of the horse, who responded from both ends with a grunt and a fart like an explosion.

  'Oh my,' cried Dakar, stifling a chortle. 'Your wife's nose must look like a pudding if that's your reaction to her kisses.'

  The carter dove under the gelding's neck in a fit of killing fury while the horse, ears flat, parted gaunt jowls and snapped.

  Teeth closed over greasy fleece, and the breeches of the canter burst a critical seam. The Mad Prophet sidestepped around the chestnut's churning quarters, blithe in rebuke as he passed, 'Leave him alone, Faery-toes. Your affection's a wee bit misplaced. You know this fellow you're undressing's about as nice as a hawk-pecked snake.'

  Arrived in a rush that packed the postern, Jaelot's guardsmen cracked into laughter.

  Faery-toes switched its nubby tail just as the Carter began his rush. Caught a dizzying lash in the face, and howling falsetto invective, the man lunged with full intent to mangle just as the horse lost its poise. Its knurled spine humped. Enormous hooves battered for purchase as its hind end heaved up and cleared the ground. One hind leg hooked out in a cow-kick that demolished the front wheel of the dray. A descant of splintering spokes sounded above the crash as the hub hammered into the cobbles.

  Set dancing in nervy refrain, the unattended team hit their collars. The crippled vehicle dragged in their wake with a blistering screech that harrowed up six yards of paving. Some fast-witted bystander caught their bits and muscled them to a standstill, all unnoticed in the ongoing tumult beneath the archway.

  The canter expended one last volley of monosyllabic epithets. Faery-toes, carried away in a careening sidle, lost the last of his questionable footing. He dropped belly-down in a splay-legged heap to a whistling grunt of astonishment.

  Felled by peals of mirth, Dakar buckled to his knees not far off. With both eyes squeezed shut and leaking helpless tears, he failed to notice when the officer of the watch stopped sniggering. Jaelot's men at arms snapped to in dutiful propriety as a four-in-hand hitch and black lacquered coach thundered up the thoroughfare. Gilded, lion-blazoned doors sparked in the torchlight as the vehicle slowed and pulled up before the obstruction that clogged the city gate.

  Stiffened as pokers, watch gate captain's men saluted as boy grooms in velvet livery leapt down to catch the bridles of the lead horses, which were also black, and matched like images in mirror glass with smart blazes and white stockings. A footman dispatched from the driver's box strolled over to the canter, even yet hopping back to escape the gelding's thrashing fast effort to rise.

  'There is some difficulty?' the footman opened coldly. The gold braid and blazon of the authority he represented glittered through the smoke of the torches.

  Speechless, the canter stabbed a skinned finger at the gelding, which gathered its fantastic assemblage of joints and surged, snorting, to its feet.

  A woman's voice called from the carriage. The footman nodded deference, then turned his chin stiffly over his pearl-buttoned collar and inquired, 'May I ask, in the name of my Lord Mayor, what you have done with the new crown moulding?'

  The Carter straightened his ripped britches, sweat sliding slick down his temples. 'I? Vengeance of Dharkaron, that horse!'

  Faery-toes curled an insouciant lip and shook like a dog amid a tempest of flapping reins and stirrups. The footman's regard turned sceptical before he swung back to the Carter. I doubt if that bundle of incompetence is able to move four feet in consecutive order.'

  'Well, that says it all in a nutshell,' cried the tarter in exasperation.

  'Who owns the beast?' The glance of the mayor's footman ranged loftily over the bystanders, flickered past the pony cart and its pair of frozen figures, then lowered inexorably to the last, still wheezing on the pavement. 'Who?'

  Dakar's disordered features snapped sober. 'I just donated him to the city almshouse.'

  The carnage door opened and slammed. The footman gave way before a robed secret
ary with overbred hands. Mincing like a rooster with hackles raised for combat, the official bore down upon the unkempt fat man who, like his horse, belatedly scrambled upright.

  'You will be chained and held in custody until tomorrow, when this matter will be settled in the court hall of Jaelot to my Lord Mayor's satisfaction. I suggest until then that somebody competent puts that creature away. At least have it removed from the streets before it can cause further mischief.' To the canter, he added without sympathy, 'The guard will help clear your debris. If you wish to claim settlement for damages, attend the hearing and make your plea to the mayor's justice.'

  While the watch captain's men closed in armed force to take the Mad Prophet into custody, and the retinue of the Jaelot's mayor retired back to the carriage and whisked off on gilded wheels, Halliron pressed mittened hands over streaming eyes and groaned through the muffling fur. 'Ath, I knew, I just knew! We should never have come into Jaelot.'

  Trial

  His Lordship the Mayor of Jaelot was not disposed to rise early. In his courts of law, appointments by hour were unheard of; the city alderman sent his list daily to the watch captain, who detailed men at arms to the dungeons. The accused were fetched out without breakfast and escorted to the annex chamber, a windowless, black-panelled vault with groined ceilings built into a cellar beneath the council hall. There, cuffed in manacles that made it difficult to scratch accumulated flea bites, Dakar the Mad Prophet was obliged to wait with two other men and a woman, whose crimes ranged from public brawling to theft and bloody murder.

  Through the course of an uncomfortable night, he had cursed his careless learning. A brass lock or latch, he could have opened with spells; and had, many times, in egress from the bedchambers of willing wives whose husbands had come home untimely. But the fetters and bars of Jaelot's dungeons were never fashioned for decor in castings of soft, refined metals. Chilled yet from lying huddled on dank straw, Dakar ground his teeth over dilatory habits that had let him drift through his centuries of Fellowship apprenticeship without fully mastering the contrary properties of alloys bearing cold iron.