Stories (2011)

  "Well," said the man, "this seems to be the gathering place tonight. Done got two others, and we just sat asses down to eat. I got enough you want it, some hot beans and some old bread."

  "I would be most obliged, sir," Jebidiah said.

  "Oblige all you want. In the meantime, climb down from that nag, put it in the barn, and come in and chow. They call me Old Timer, but I ain't that old. It's cause most of my teeth are gone and I'm crippled in a foot a horse stepped on.

  There's a lantern just inside the barn door. Light that up, and put it out when you finish, come on back to the house."

  –•–

  When Jebidiah finished grooming and feeding his horse with grain in the barn, watering him, he came into the cabin, made a show of pushing his long black coat back so that it revealed his ivory-handled .44 cartridge-converted revolvers. They were set so that they leaned forward in their holsters, strapped close to the hips, not draped low like punks wore them. Jebidiah liked to wear them close to the natural swing of his hands. When he pulled them it was a movement quick as the flick of a hummingbird's wings, the hammers clicking from the cock of his thumb, the guns barking, spewing lead with amazing accuracy. He had practiced enough to drive a cork into a bottle at about a hundred paces, and he could do it in bad light. He chose to reveal his guns that way to show he was ready for any attempted ambush. He reached up and pushed his wide-brimmed black hat back on his head, showing black hair gone gray-tipped. He thought having his hat tipped made him look casual. It did not. His eyes always seemed aflame in an angry face.

  Inside, the cabin was bright with kerosene lamplight, and the kerosene smelled, and there were curls of black smoke twisting about, mixing with gray smoke from the pipe of Old Timer, and the cigarette of a young man with a badge pinned to his shirt. Beside him, sitting on a chopping log by the fireplace—which was too hot for the time of year, but was being used to heat up a pot of beans—was a middle-aged man with a slight paunch and a face that looked like it attracted thrown objects. He had his hat pushed up a bit, and a shock of wheat-colored, sweaty hair hung on his forehead. There was a cigarette in is mouth, half of it ash. He twisted on the chopping log, and Jebidiah saw that his hands were manacled together.

  "I heard you say you was a preacher," said the manacled man, as he tossed the last of his smoke into the fireplace. "This here sure ain't God's country."

  "Worse thing is," said Jebidiah, "it's exactly God's country."

  The manacled man gave out with a snort, and grinned.

  "Preacher," said the younger man, "my name is Jim Taylor. I'm a deputy for Sheriff Spradley, out of Nacogdoches. I'm taking this man there for a trial, and most likely a hanging. He killed a fella for a rifle and a horse. I see you tote guns, old-style guns, but good ones. Way you tote them, I'm suspecting you know how to use them."

  "I've been known to hit what I aim at," Jebidiah said, and sat in a rickety chair at an equally rickety table. Old Timer put some tin plates on the table, scratched his ass with a long wooden spoon, then grabbed a rag and used it as a potholder, lifted the hot bean pot to the table. He popped the lid of the pot, used the ass-scratching spoon to scoop a heap of beans onto plates. He brought over some wooden cups and poured them full from a pitcher of water.

  "Thing is," the deputy said, "I could use some help. I don't know I can get back safe with this fella, havin' not slept good in a day or two. Was wondering, you and Old Timer here could watch my back till morning? Wouldn't even mind if you rode along with me tomorrow, as sort of a backup. I could use a gun hand.

  Sheriff might even give you a dollar for it."

  Old Timer, as if this conversation had not been going on, brought over a bowl with some moldy biscuits in it, placed them on the table. "Made them a week ago. They've gotten a bit ripe, but you can scratch around the mold. I'll warn you, though, they're tough enough you could toss one hard and kill a chicken on the run. So mind your teeth."

  "That how you lost yours, Old Timer?" the manacled man said.

  "Probably part of them," Old Timer said.

  "What you say, preacher?" the deputy said. "You let me get some sleep?"

  "My problem lies in the fact that I need sleep," Jebidiah said. "I've been busy, and I'm what could be referred to as tuckered."

  "Guess I'm the only one that feels spry," said the manacled man.

  "No," said, Old Timer. "I feel right fresh myself."

  "Then it's you and me, Old Timer," the manacled man said, and grinned, as if this meant something.

  "You give me cause, fella, I'll blow a hole in you and tell God you got in a nest of termites."

  The manacled man gave his snort of a laugh again. He seemed to be having a good old time.

  "Me and Old Timer can work shifts," Jebidiah said. "That okay with you, Old Timer?"

  "Peachy," Old Timer said, and took another plate from the table and filled it with beans. He gave this one to the manacled man, who said, lifting his bound hands to take it, "What do I eat it with?"

  "Your mouth. Ain't got no extra spoons. And I ain't giving you a knife."

  The manacled man thought on this for a moment, grinned, lifted the plate and put his face close to the edge of it, sort of poured the beans toward his mouth. He lowered the plate and chewed. "Reckon they taste scorched with or without a spoon."

  Jebidiah reached inside his coat, took out and opened up a pocketknife, used it to spear one of the biscuits, and to scrape the beans toward him.

  "You come to the table, young fella," Old Timer said to the deputy. "I'll get my shotgun, he makes a move that ain't eatin', I'll blast him and the beans inside him into that fireplace there."

  –•–

  Old Timer sat with a double-barrel shotgun resting on his leg, pointed in the general direction of the manacled man. The deputy told all that his prisoner had done while he ate. Murdered women and children, shot a dog and a horse, and just for the hell of it, shot a cat off a fence, and set fire to an outhouse with a woman in it. He had also raped women, stuck a stick up a sheriff's ass, and killed him, and most likely shot other animals that might have been some good to somebody. Overall, he was tough on human beings, and equally as tough on livestock.

  "I never did like animals," the manacled man said. "Carry fleas. And that woman in the outhouse stunk to high heaven. She ought to eat better. She needed burning."

  "Shut up," the deputy said. "This fella," and he nodded toward the prisoner, "his name is Bill Barrett, and he's the worst of the worst. Thing is, well, I'm not just tired, I'm a little wounded. He and I had a tussle. I hadn't surprised him, wouldn't be here today. I got a bullet graze in my hip. We had quite a dust-up. I finally got him down by putting a gun barrel to his noggin' half a dozen times or so. I'm not hurt so bad, but I lost blood for a couple days. Weakened me. You'd ride along with me, Reverend, I'd appreciate it."

  "I'll consider it," Jebidiah said. "But I'm about my business."

  "Who you gonna preach to along here, 'sides us?" the deputy said.

  "Don't even think about it," Old Timer said. "Just thinking about that Jesus foolishness makes my ass tired. Preaching makes me want to kill the preacher and cut my own throat. Being at a preachin' is like being tied down in a nest red bitin' ants."

  "At this point in my life," Jebidiah said. "I agree."

  There was a moment of silence in response to Jebidiah, then the deputy turned his attention to Old Timer. "What's the fastest route to Nacogdoches?"

  "Well now," Old Timer said, "you can keep going like you been going, following the road out front. And in time you'll run into a road, say thirty miles from here, and it goes left. That should take you right near Nacogdoches, which is another ten miles, though you'll have to make a turn somewhere up in there near the end of the trip. Ain't exactly sure where unless I'm looking at it. Whole trip, traveling at an even pace, ought to take you two day."

  "You could go with us," the deputy said. "Make sure I find that road."

  "Could," said Old Timer, "but I won't. I d
on't ride so good anymore. My balls ache I ride a horse for too long. Last time I rode a pretty good piece, I had to squat over a pan of warm water and salt, soak my taters for an hour or so just so they'd fit back in my pants. "

  "My balls ache just listening to you," the prisoner said. "Thing is, though, them swollen up like that, was probably the first time in your life you had man-sized balls, you old fart. You should have left them swollen."

  Old Timer cocked back the hammers on the double-barrel. "This here could go off."

  Bill just grinned, leaned his back against the fireplace, then jumped forward. For a moment, it looked as if Old Timer might cut him in half, but he realized what had happened.

  "Oh yeah," Old Timer said. "That there's hot, stupid. Why they call it a fireplace."

  Bill readjusted himself, so that his back wasn't against the stones. He said,

  "I'm gonna cut this deputy's pecker off, come back here, make you fry it up and eat it."

  "You're gonna shit and fall back in it," Old Timer said. "That's all you're gonna do."

  When things had calmed down again, the deputy said to Old Timer,

  "There's no faster route?"

  Old Timer thought for a moment. "None you'd want to take."

  "What's that mean?" the deputy said.

  Old Timer slowly lowered the hammers on the shotgun, smiling at Bill all the while. When he had them lowered, he turned his head, looked at the deputy.

  "Well, there's Deadman's Road."

  "What's wrong with that?" the deputy asked.

  "All manner of things. Used to be called Cemetery Road. Couple years back that changed."

  Jebidiah's interest was aroused. "Tell us about it, Old Timer."

  "Now I ain't one to believe in hogwash, but there's a story about the road, and I got it from someone you might say was the horse's mouth."

  "A ghost story, that's choice," said Bill.

  "How much time would the road cut off going to Nacogdoches?" the deputy asked.

  "Near a day," Old Timer said.

  "Damn. Then that's the way I got to go," the deputy said.

  "Turn off for it ain't far from here, but I wouldn't recommend it," Old Timer said. "I ain't much for Jesus, but I believe in haints, things like that. Living out here in this thicket, you see some strange things. There's gods ain't got nothing to do with Jesus or Moses, or any of that bunch. There's older gods than that.

  Indians talk about them."

  "I'm not afraid of any Indian gods," the deputy said.

  "Maybe not," Old Timer said, "but these gods, even the Indians ain't fond of them. They ain't their gods. These gods are older than the Indian folk their ownselfs. Indians try not to stir them up. They worship their own."

  "And why would this road be different than any other?" Jebidiah asked.

  "What does it have to do with ancient gods?"

  Old Timer grinned. "You're just wanting to challenge it, ain't you, Reverend? Prove how strong your god is. You weren't no preacher, you'd be a gunfighter, I reckon. Or, maybe you are just that. A gunfighter preacher."

  "I'm not that fond of my god," Jebidiah said, "but I have been given a duty.

  Drive out evil. Evil as my god sees it. If these gods are evil, and they're in my path, then I have to confront them."

  "They're evil, all right," Old Timer said.

  "Tell us about them," Jebidiah said.

  –•–

  "Gil Gimet was a beekeeper," Old Timer said. "He raised honey, and lived off of Deadman's Road. Known then as Cemetery Road. That's 'cause there was a graveyard down there. It had some old Spanish graves in it, some said conquistadores who tromped through here but didn't tromp out. I know there was some Indians buried there, early Christian Indians, I reckon. Certainly there were stones and crosses up and Indian names on the crosses. Maybe mixed-breeds.

  Lots of intermarrying around here. Anyway, there were all manner people buried up there. The dead ground don't care what color you are when you go in, 'cause in the end, we're all gonna be the color of dirt."

  "Hell, " Bill said. "You're already the color of dirt. And you smell like some pretty old dirt at that."

  "You gonna keep on, mister," Old Timer said, "and you're gonna wind up having the undertaker wipe your ass." Old Timer cocked back the hammers on the shotgun again. "This here gun could go off accidentally. Could happen, and who here is gonna argue it didn't?"

  "Not me," the deputy said. "It would be easier on me you were dead, Bill."

  Bill looked at the Reverend. "Yeah, but that wouldn't set right with the Reverend, would it, Reverend?"

  "Actually, I wouldn't care one way or another. I'm not a man of peace, and I'm not a forgiver, even if what you did wasn't done to me. I think we're all rich and deep in sin. Maybe none of us are worthy of forgiveness."

  Bill sunk a little in his seat. No one was even remotely on his side. Old Timer continued with his story.

  "This here beekeeper, Gimet, he wasn't known as much of a man. Mean-hearted is how he was thunk of. I knowed him, and I didn't like him. I seen him snatch up a little dog once and cut the tail off of it with his knife, just 'cause he thought it was funny. Boy who owned the dog tried to fight back, and Gimet, he cut the boy on the arm. No one did nothin' about it. Ain't no real law in these parts, you see, and wasn't nobody brave enough to do nothin'. Me included. And he did lots of other mean things, even killed a couple of men, and claimed self-defense. Might have been, but Gimet was always into something, and whatever he was into always turned out with someone dead, or hurt, or humiliated."

  "Bill here sounds like he could be Gimet's brother," the deputy said.

  "Oh, no," Old Timer said, shaking his head. "This here scum-licker ain't a bump on the mean old ass of Gimet. Gimet lived in a little shack off Cemetery Road. He raised bees, and brought in honey to sell at the community up the road.

  Guess you could even call it a town. Schow is the way the place is known, on account of a fella used to live up there was named Schow. He died and got ate up by pigs. Right there in his own pen, just keeled over slopping the hogs, and then they slopped him, all over that place. A store got built on top of where Schow got et up, and that's how the place come by the name. Gimet took his honey in there to the store and sold it, and even though he was a turd, he had some of the best honey you ever smacked your mouth around. Wish I had me some now. It was dark and rich, and sweeter than any sugar. Think that's one reason he got away with things. People don't like killing and such, but they damn sure like their honey."

  "This story got a point?" Bill said.

  "You don't like way I'm telling it," Old Timer said, "why don't you think about how that rope's gonna fit around your neck. That ought to keep your thoughts occupied, right smart."

  Bill made a grunting noise, turned on his block of wood, as if to show he wasn't interested.

  "Well, now, honey or not, sweet tooth or not, everything has an end to it.

  And thing was he took to a little gal, Mary Lynn Twoshoe. She was a part-Indian gal, a real looker, hair black as the bottom of a well, eyes the same color, and she was just as fine in the features as them pictures you see of them stage actresses.

  She wasn't five feet tall, and that hair of hers went all the way down her back.

  Her daddy was dead. The pox got him. And her mama wasn't too well off, being sickly, and all. She made brooms out of straw and branches she trimmed down.

  Sold a few of them, raised a little garden and a hog. When all this happened, Mary Lynn was probably thirteen, maybe fourteen. Wasn't no older than that."

  "If you're gonna tell a tale," Bill said, "least don't wander all over the place."

  "So, you're interested?" Old Timer said.

  "What else I got to do?" Bill said.

  "Go on," Jebidiah said. "Tell us about Mary Lynn."

  Old Timer nodded. "Gimet took to her. Seen her around, bringing the brooms her mama made into the store. He waited on her, grabbed her, and just throwed her across his saddle, kickin
' and screamin', like he'd bought a sack of flour and was ridin' it to the house. Mack Collins, store owner, came out and tried to stop him. Well, he said something to him. About how he shouldn't do it, least that's the way I heard it. He didn't push much, and I can't blame him. Didn't do good to cross Gimet. Anyway, Gimet just said back to Mack, 'Give her mama a big jar of honey. Tell her that's for her daughter. I'll even make her another jar or two, if the meat here's as sweet as I'm expecting.'

  "With that, he slapped Mary Lynn on the ass and rode off with her."

  "Sounds like my kind of guy," Bill said.

  "I have become irritated with you now," Jebidiah said. "Might I suggest you shut your mouth before I pistol-whip you."

  Bill glared at Jebidiah, but the Reverend's gaze was as dead and menacing as the barrels of Old Timer's shotgun.

  "Rest of the story is kind of grim," Old Timer said. "Gimet took her off to his house and had his way with her. So many times he damn near killed her. And then he turned her loose, or got so drunk she was able to get loose. Time she walked down Cemetery Road, made it back to town, well, she was bleeding so bad from having been used so rough, she collapsed. She lived a day and died from loss of blood. Her mother, out of her sickbed, rode a mule out there to the cemetery on Cemetery Road. I told you she was Indian, and she knew some Indian ways, and she knew about them old gods that wasn't none of the gods of her people, but she still knew about them.

  "She knew some signs to draw in cemetery dirt. I don't know the whole of it, but she did some things, and she did it on some old grave out there, and the last thing she did was she cut her own throat, died right there, her blood running on top of that grave and them pictures she drawed in the dirt."

  "Don't see how that done her no good," the deputy said.

  "Maybe it didn't, but folks think it did," Old Timer said. "Community that had been pushed around by Gimet finally had enough, went out there in mass to hang his ass, shoot him, whatever it took. Got to his cabin, they found Gimet dead outside his shack. His eyes had been torn out, or blown out is how they looked. Skin was peeled off his head, just leaving the skull and a few hairs. His chest was ripped open, and his insides was gone, exceptin' the bones in there.