Clutch of Constables

  They were not actually pulp; they were stuck together, buckled, blistered and disfigured. They had half-parted company with the spine and the red covers had leaked into them. The writing, however, had not been irrevocably lost.

  She separated the entries for the previous day and for that afternoon.

  ‘I’m at it again,’ she read dismally. ‘Trying too hard, as usual. It goes down all right with Mavis, of course, but not with these people: not with Troy Alleyn. If only I’d realized who she was from the first! Or if only I’d heard she was going to be next door in Cabin 7: I could have gone to the Exhibition. I could have talked about her pictures. Of course, I don’t pretend to know anything about—’ Here she had had second thoughts and had abstained from completing the aphorism. She separated the sopping page from its successor using a nail-file as a sort of slice. She began to read the final entry. It was for that afternoon, before the diary went overboard.

  ‘—I’m going to write it down. I’ve got my diary with me: here, now. I’m lying on my Li-lo on deck (at the “blunt end”!!!) behind a pile of chairs covered with a tarpaulin. I’m having a sun-tan. I suppose I’m a goose to be so shy. In this day and age! What one sees! And of course it’s much healthier and anyway the body is beautiful: beautiful. Only mine isn’t so very. What I’m going to write now, happened last night. In Tollardwark. It was so frightful and so strange and I don’t know what I ought to do about it. I think what I’ll do is I’ll tell Troy Alleyn. She can’t say it’s not extraordinary because it is.

  ‘I’d come out of church and I was going back to the Zodiac. I was wearing what the Hewsons call “sneakers”. Rubber soles. And that dark maroon jersey thing so I suppose I was unnoticed because it was awfully dark. Absolutely pitchers. Well, I’d got a pebble or something in my left “sneaker” and it hurt so I went into a dark shop-entry where I could lean against a door and take it off. And it was while I was there that those others came down the street. I would have hailed them: I was just going to do it when they stopped. I didn’t recognize the voices at once because they spoke very low. In fact the one of them who whispered, I never recognized. But the others! Could they have said what I’m sure they did? The first words froze me. But literally. Froze me. I was riveted. Horror-stricken. I can hear them now. It—’

  She had reached the bottom of the page. She picked at it gingerly, slid the nail-file under it, crumpled it and turned it.

  The following pages containing her last entry were gone.

  The inner margins where they were bound together had to some extent escaped a complete soaking. She could see by the fragments that remained that they had been pulled away. ‘But after all, that’s nothing to go by,’ she thought, ‘because when he dived, Mr Lazenby may have grabbed. The book was open. It was open and lying on its face when it sank. That’s it. That’s got to be it.’

  Miss Rickerby-Carrick remained perfectly still for some minutes. Once or twice she passed her arthritic fingers across her eyes and brow almost as if she tried to exorcize some devil of muddlement within.

  ‘He’s a clergyman,’ she thought, ‘a clergyman! He’s been staying with a bishop. I could ask him. Why not? What could he say? Or do? But I’ll ask Troy Alleyn. She’ll jolly well have to listen. It’ll interest her. Her husband!’ she suddenly remembered. ‘Her husband’s a famous detective. I ought to tell Troy Alleyn: and then she may like me to call her Troy. We may get quite chummy,’ thought poor Hazel Rickerby-Carrick without very much conviction.

  She put the saturated diary open on her bedside shelf where a ray of afternoon sunlight reached it through the porthole.

  A nervous weakness had come upon her. She suffered a terrible sense of constraint as if not only her head was iron-bound but as if the tiny cabin contracted about her. ‘I shan’t sleep in here,’ she thought. ‘I shan’t get a wink or if I do there’ll be beastly dreams and I’ll make noises and they’ll hate me.’ And as she fossicked in an already chaotic drawer for Troy’s aspirin she was visited by her great idea. She would sleep on deck. She would wait until the others had settled down and then she would take her Li-lo from its jolly old hidey-hole behind the tarpaulin and blow it up and sleep, as she phrased it to herself, ‘under the wide and starry sky’. And perhaps—perhaps.

  ‘I’ve always been one to go straight at a thing and tackle it,’ she thought and finding Troy’s aspirins with the top off inside her sponge-bag, she took a couple, lay on her bunk and made several disastrous plans.

  II

  For Troy, the evening at Crossdyke began farcically. The passengers were given an early dinner to enable them to explore the village and the nearby ruin of a hunting lodge where King John had stayed during his misguided antics in the north.

  Troy who had the beginning of a squeamish headache hoped to get a still earlier start than she had achieved at Tollardwark and to make her call at the police station before any of her fellow-passengers appeared on the scene. Her story of the lost fur was now currency in the ship and would explain the visit if explanation was needed but she hoped to avoid making one.

  Throughout dinner Miss Rickerby-Carrick gazed intently at Troy who found herself greatly put-out by this attention: the more so because what her husband once described as her King-Size Bowels of Compassion had been roused by Miss Rickerby-Carrick. The more exasperating she became the more infuriatingly succulent her cold, the more embarrassingly fixed her regard, the sorrier Troy felt for her and the less she desired her company. Either, she thought, the wretched woman was doing a sort of dismal lion-hunt, or, hideous notion, had developed a schwarm for Troy herself. Or was it possible, she suddenly wondered, that this extraordinary lady had something of moment to communicate.

  Miss Rickerby-Carrick commanded rather less tact than a bulldozer and it must be clear, Troy thought, to everybody in the saloon that a happening was on the brew.

  Determined to look anywhere but at her tormentor, Troy caught the ironical, skew-eyed glance of Caley Bard. He winked and she lowered her gaze. Mr Pollock stared with distaste at Miss Rickerby-Carrick and the Hewsons caught each other’s glances and assumed a mask-like air of detachment. Mr Lazenby and Dr Natouche swopped bits of medieval information about the ruins.

  Troy went straight on deck when she had finished her dinner and was about to go ashore when up came Miss Rickerby-Carrick from below, hailing her in a curious kind of soft-pedalled shout.

  ‘Mrs Alleyn! I say! Mrs Alleyn!’

  Troy paused.

  ‘Look!’ said Miss Rickerby-Carrick coming close to her and whispering. ‘I—are you going up to the village? Can I come with you? I’ve got something—’ she looked over her shoulder and up and down the deck though she must have known as well as Troy that the others were all below. ‘I want to ask your advice. It’s awfully important. Really. I promise,’ she whispered.

  ‘Well—yes. All right, if you really think—’

  ‘Please. I’ll just get my cardi. I won’t be a tick. Only as far as the village. Before the others start—it’s awfully important. Honest injun. Please.’

  She advanced her crazy-looking face so close that Troy took an involuntary step backward.

  ‘Be kind!’ Miss Rickerby-Carrick whispered. ‘Let me tell you. Let me!’

  She stood before Troy: a grotesque, a dreadfully vulnerable person. And the worst of it was, Troy thought, she herself was now so far caught up in a web of intangible misgivings that she could not know, could not trust herself to judge, whether the panic she thought she saw in those watery eyes was a mere reflection of the ill-defined anxiety which was building itself up around her own very real delight in the little cruise of the Zodiac. Or whether Miss Rickerby-Carrick’s unmistakable schwarm was about to break out in a big way.

  ‘Oh please!’ she repeated, ‘for God’s sake! Please.’

  ‘Well, of course,’ Troy said, helplessly. ‘Of course.’

  ‘Oh, you are a darling,’ exclaimed Miss Rickerby-Carrick and bolted for the companion-way.

  She coll
ided with Mr Pollock and there was much confusion and incoherent apology before she retired below and he emerged on deck.

  He had brought back to Troy the Signs of the Zodiac with the lettering completed. It was beautifully done, right in scale and manner and execution and Troy told him so warmly. He said in his flat voice with its swallowed consonants and plummy vowels that she need think nothing of it, the obligation was all his and he hung about in his odd way offering a few scraps of disjointed information to the effect that he’d gone from the signwriting into the printing trade but there hadn’t been any money in that. He made remarks that faded out after one or two words and gave curious little sounds that were either self-conscious laughs or coughs.

  ‘Do you paint?’ Troy asked. ‘As well as this? Or draw?’

  He hastened to assure her that he did not. ‘Me? A flippin’ awtist? Do you mind!’

  ‘I thought from the way you looked at this thing—’

  ‘Then you thought wrong,’ he said with an unexpected slap of rudeness.

  Troy stared at him and he reddened. ‘Pardon my French,’ he said, ‘I’m naturally crude. I do not paint. I just take a fancy to look.’

  ‘Fair enough,’ Troy said pacifically.

  He gave her a shamefaced grin and said oh well he supposed he’d better do something about the nightlife of Crossdyke. As he was evidently first going below Troy asked him to keep the drawing for the time being.

  He paused at the companion-way for Miss Rickerby-Carrick. She erupted with monotonous precipitancy through the half-door, saw Mr Pollock who had the Zodiac drawing open in his hands, looked at it as if it was a bomb and hurried on to Troy.

  ‘Do let’s go,’ she said. ‘Do come on.’

  They took their long strides from the gunwale to the bank, a simple exercise inevitably made complex by Miss Rickerby-Carrick, who, when she had recovered herself, seized Troy’s arm and began to gabble.

  ‘At once. I’ll tell you at once before anyone can stop me. It’s about—about—’ She drove her free hand through her dishevelled hair and began distractedly to whisper and stammer quite incomprehensibly.

  ‘—about last evening—And—And—Oh God!—And—’

  ‘About what?’

  ‘And—wait—And—’

  But it was not to be. She had taken a deep breath, screwed up her eyes and opened her mouth, almost as if she were about to sneeze, when they were hailed from the rear.

  ‘Hi! Wait a bit! What are you two up to?’

  It was Mr Lazenby. He leapt nimbly ashore and came alongside Troy. ‘We can’t have these exclusive ladies’ excursions,’ he said roguishly. ‘You’ll have to put up with a mere man as far as the village.’

  Troy looked up at him and he shook a playful finger at her. ‘He’s rescued me,’ she thought and with what she herself felt to be a perverse change of mood suddenly wanted to hear Miss Rickerby-Carrick’s confidences. ‘Perhaps,’ Troy thought, ‘she’ll tell us both.’

  But she didn’t. By means of sundry hard-fingered squeezes and tweaks she conveyed her chagrin. At the same time Mr Lazenby went through much the same routine with Troy’s left arm and she began to feel like Alice between the Queens.

  She produced, once more, her story of the lost fur and said she was going to inquire at the local police station.

  ‘I suppose,’ Miss Rickerby-Carrick observed, ‘they make great efforts for you. Because—I mean—your husband—and everything.’

  ‘Ah!’ Mr Lazenby archly mocked. ‘How right you are! Police protection every inch of the way. Big drama. You heard her say yesterday, Miss Rickerby-Carrick. The landscape’s swarming with Constables.’

  The hand within Troy’s right arm began to tremble. ‘She meant the painter,’ whispered Miss Rickerby-Carrick.

  ‘That’s only her cunning. She’s sly as you make ‘em, you may depend upon it. We’re none of us safe.’

  The fingers on Troy’s right arm became more agitated while those on her left gave it a brief conspiratorial squeeze. ‘Arms,’ Troy thought. ‘Last night Dr Natouche and tonight, these two, and I’m not the sort to link arms.’ But she was aware that while these contacts were merely irksome, last night’s had both disturbed and reassured her.

  She freed herself as casually as she could and talking disjointedly they walked into the village where they were overtaken by Caley Bard, complete with butterfly net and collector’s box. All desire for the Rickerby-Carrick disclosures had left Troy. She scarcely listened to madly divergent spurts of information: ‘…my friend, Mavis…you would love her…such a brilliant brain…art…science…butterflies even, Mr Bard…though not for me—Lamborine—…my friend, Mavis…Highlands…how I wish she was here…Mavis…’

  The undisciplined voice gushed and dwindled, gabbled and halted. Troy had an almost overwhelming urge to be alone with her headache.

  They came up with the cottage police station. A small car and a motorcycle stood outside.

  ‘Shall we wait for you?’ Bard asked. ‘Or not?’

  ‘Not, please, I may be quite a time. They’ll probably want to telephone about it. As a matter of fact,’ Troy said, ‘I believe when I’ve finished here I’ll just go back to the Zodiac. For some reason I’ve got a bit of a headache.’

  It was an understatement. Her headache was ripening. She was subject to occasional abrupt onsets of migraine and even now a thing like a starburst pulsed in one corner of her field of vision and her temples had begun to throb.

  ‘You poor darling,’ cried Miss Rickerby-Carrick. ‘Shall I come back with you. Would you like a sleeping-pill? Miss Hewson’s got some. She’s given me two for tonight. Shall I wait for you? Yes?’

  ‘But of course we’ll wait,’ Mr Lazenby fluted.

  Caley Bard said that he was sure Troy would rather be left to herself and proposed that he and Mr Lazenby and Miss Rickerby-Carrick should explore the village together and then he would teach them how to lepidopterize. Troy felt this was a truly noble action.

  ‘Don’t let those bobbies worry you,’ he said. ‘Take care of yourself, do. Hope you recover your morsel of mink.’

  ‘Thank you,’ Troy said and tried to convey her sense of obligation without alerting Miss Rickerby-Carrick whose mouth was stretched in an anxious grin. She parted with them and went into the police station where at once time slipped a cog and she was back in last evening for there was Superintendent Tillottson blandly remarking that he had just popped over from Toll’ark in case there had been any developments. She told him (speaking against the beat of her headache and with the sick dazzle in her vision making nonsense of his face) about Mr Lazenby and the page from the diary and about the odd behaviour of Mr Pollock and Miss Rickerby-Carrick. And again, on describing them, these items shrank into insignificance.

  Mr Tillottson with his hands in his pockets, sitting easily on the corner of the local Sergeant’s desk said with great geniality that there didn’t seem to be much in any of that lot did there, and she agreed, longing to be rid of the whole thing and in bed.

  ‘Yerse,’ Mr Tillottson said. ‘So that’s the story.’ And he added with the air of making conversation: ‘And this chap Lazenby had his hair all over his right eye like a hippy? Funny idea in a clergyman. But it was wet, of course.’

  ‘Over his left eye,’ Troy corrected as a sharp stab of pain shot through her own.

  ‘His left eye, was it?’ said Mr Tillottson casually. ‘Yes. Fancy. And you never got a look at it. The eye I mean?’

  ‘Well, no. He turned his back when he put on his dark spectacles.’

  ‘P’raps he’s got some kind of disfigurement,’ Mr Tillottson airily speculated. ‘You never know, do you? Jim Tretheway’s a very pleasant kind of chap, isn’t he? And his wife’s smashing, don’t you think, Mrs Alleyn? Very nice couple the Tretheways.’

  ‘Very,’ Troy agreed and stood up to a lurching spasm of migraine.

  They shook hands again and Mr Tillottson produced, apparently as an afterthought, the suggestion that she should dr
op in at ‘their place in Longminster’ where she would find Superintendent Bonney a most sympathetic person: ‘a lovely chap’ was how Mr Tillottson described him.

  ‘I honestly don’t think I need trouble him,’ Troy said. She was beginning to feel sick.

  ‘Just to keep in touch, Mrs Alleyn,’ he said and made a little sketch plan of Longminster, marking the police station with a cross. ‘Go to the point marked X,’ he said facetiously. ‘We may have a bit of news for you,’ he playfully added. ‘There’s been a slight change in your good man’s itinerary. We’ll be pleased to let you know.’

  ‘Rory!’ Troy exclaimed. ‘Is he coming back earlier?’

  ‘I understand it’s not quite settled yet, Mrs Alleyn.’

  ‘Because if he is—’

  ‘Oh, it wouldn’t be anything you might call immediate. If you’d just look in on our chaps at Longminster we’d be much obliged. Very kind of you.’

  By this time Troy could have hurled the local Sergeant’s inkpot at Mr Tillottson but she took her leave with circumspection and made her way through nauseating sunbursts back to The River. Before she reached it her migraine attained its climax. She retired behind a briar bush and emerged, shaken but on the mend.

  Her doctor had advanced the theory that these occasional onsets were associated with nervous tension and for the first time she began to think he might be right.

  She would quite have liked to look at the ruins which were visible from her porthole, doing their stuff against the beginning of a spectacular sunset but the attack had left her tired and sleepy and she settled for an early night.

  There seemed to be no other passengers aboard the Zodiac. Troy took a shower and afterwards knelt in her dressing-gown on the bed and watched the darkling landscape across which, presently, her companions began to appear. There on the rim of a hillside rising to the ruins was Caley Bard in silhouette with his butterfly net. He gave a ridiculous balletic leap as he made a sweep with it. He was followed by Miss Rickerby-Carrick in full cry. Troy saw them put their heads together over the net and thought: ‘She’s driving him crackers.’ At that moment Dr Natouche came down the lane and Miss Rickerby-Carrick evidently spied him. She seemed to take a hasty farewell of Bard and, in her precipitancy, became almost airborne as she plunged downhill in pursuit of the Doctor. Troy heard her hail him.