Nightingale's Lament

  “Play nice,” I said. “Lose the arms.”

  They snapped back into the wood and were gone. I took my thumb out of the eye, and the face pouted at me sullenly.

  “Big bully! I’m going to tell on you! See if I don’t!”

  “Let me in,” I said. “Or there will be … unpleasantness.”

  “You can’t come in without saying the password!”

  “Fine,” I said. “What’s the password?”

  “You have to tell me.”

  “I just did.”

  “No you didn’t!”

  “Yes I did. Weren’t you listening, door? What did I just say to you?”

  “What?” said the face. “What?”

  “What’s the password?” I said sternly.

  “Swordfish!”

  “Correct! You can let me in now.”

  The door unlocked itself and swung open. The face had developed a distinct twitch and was muttering querulously to itself as the door closed behind me. The club lobby looked very plush, or at least, what little of it I could see beyond the great hulking ogre that was blocking my way. Eight feet tall and almost as wide, he wore an oversized dinner jacket and a bow tie. The ogre flexed his muscled arms menacingly and cracked his knuckles loudly. One look at the low forehead and lack of chin convinced me there was absolutely no point in trying to talk my way past this guardian. So I stepped smartly forward, holding his eyes with mine, and kicked him viciously in the unmentionables. The ogre whimpered once, his eyes rolled right back in their sockets, and he fell over sideways. He hit the lobby floor with a crash and stayed there, curled into a ball. The bigger they are, the easier some targets are to hit. I walked unchallenged past the ogre and all the way across the lobby to the swinging doors that led into the nightclub proper.

  Most of the lights were turned down here, and the cavern was all gloom and shadows. Bare stone walls under a threateningly low stone ceiling, a waxed and polished floor, high-class tables and chairs, and a raised stage at the far end. The chairs were stacked on top of the tables at the moment, and there were multicoloured streamers curled around them and scattered across the floor. The only oasis of light in the club was the bar, way over to the right, open now just for the club staff and the artistes. A dozen or so nighttime souls clustered together at the bar, like bedraggled moths drawn to the light.

  I stepped out across the open floor towards them. Nobody challenged me. They just assumed that if I’d got in, I was supposed to be there. I nodded politely to the cleaning staff, busy getting the place ready for the next shift—half a dozen monkeys in bellhop uniforms, hooting mournfully as they pushed their mops around, passing a single hand-rolled back and forth between them. Lots of monkeys doing menial work in the Nightside these days. Some still even have their wings.

  At the bar, the ladies in their faded dressing gowns and wraps didn’t even look up as I joined them. The smell of gin and world-weariness was heavy on the air. Come showtime, these women would be all dolled up in sparkly costumes, with fishnet tights and high heels and tall feathers bobbing over their heads, hair artificially teased, faces bright with gaudy makeup … but that was then, and this was now. In the artificial twilight of the empty club, the chorus line and backup singers and hostesses wore no make-up, had their hair up in curlers, and as often as not a ciggie protruding grimly from the corner of a hardened mouth. They looked like soldiers resting from an endless war.

  The bartender was some kind of elf. I can never tell them apart. He looked at me suspiciously.

  “Relax,” I said. “I’m not from Immigration. Just a special investigator, hoping to spread a little bribe money around where it’ll do the most good for everyone concerned.”

  The ladies gave me their full attention. Cold eyes, hard mouths, ready to give away absolutely nothing without seeing cold cash up front. I sighed inwardly, pulled a wad of folding money out of an inner pocket, and snapped it down on the bar top. I kept my hand on top of it and raised an eyebrow. A short-haired platinum blonde leaned forward so that the front of her wrap fell open, allowing me a good look at her impressive cleavage, but I wasn’t that easily distracted. Though it really was impressive …

  “I’m here to see Rossignol,” I said loudly, keeping my eyes well away from the platinum blonde. “Where can I find her?”

  A redhead with her hair up in cheap plastic curlers snorted loudly. “Best of luck, darling. She won’t even speak to me, and I’m her main backing vocalist. Snotty little madam, she is.”

  “Right,” said the platinum blonde. “Too good to mix with the likes of us. Little Miss Superstar. Speak to Ian, that’s him up there on the stage. He’s her roadie.”

  She nodded towards the shadowy stage, where I could just make out a short sturdy man wrestling a drum kit into position. I nodded my thanks, took my hand off the wad of cash, and walked away from the bar, letting the ladies sort out the remuneration for themselves. There was the sound of scuffling and really bad language by the time I got to the stage. I knocked on the wood with one knuckle, to get the roadie’s attention. He came out from the drum kit and nodded to me. He seemed quite cheerful, for a hunchback. He swayed slightly from side to side as he came forward to join me, and I pulled myself up onto the stage. Up close, he was only slightly stooped on his bowed legs, with massive arms. He wore a T-shirt bearing the legend Do Lemmings Sing the Blues?

  “How do, mate. I’m Ian Auger, roadie to the stars, travelling musician, and good luck charm. My grandfather once smelled Queen Victoria. What can I do for you, squire?”

  “I’m looking to speak with Rossignol,” I said. “I’m…”

  “Oh, I know who you are, sunshine. John bloody Taylor, his own bad and highly impressive self. Private eye and king-in-waiting, if you believe the gossip, which I mostly don’t. You’re here about the suicides, I suppose? Thought so. Word was bound to get out eventually. I warned them, I said they couldn’t hope to keep a lid on it for long, but does anyone here ever listen to me? What do you think?” He grinned cheerfully and lit up a deadly little black cigar with a battered gold lighter. “So, John Taylor. You here to make trouble for my little girl?”

  “No,” I said carefully. Behind the cheerful conversation, Ian’s blue eyes were as cold as ice, and he had the look of someone who had very straight forward ideas on how to deal with problems. And the ideas probably involved blunt instruments. “I’m just interested in what’s happening here. Maybe I can find a solution. It’s what I do.”

  “Yeah, I’ve heard of some of the things you do.” He considered the matter for a long moment, then shrugged. “Look, mate, I’ve been with Ross a long time. I’m her roadie, I set up the equipment and do the sound checks, I play her music, I take care of all the shit work so she doesn’t have to. I look after her, right? I do the work of three men, and I don’t begrudge a moment of it, because she’s worth it. I’ve readied for all sorts in my time, but she’s the real thing. She’s going to be big, really big. I was her manager, originally. The first one to see what she had and what she could be. I took her here and there in the Nightside, got her started, but I always knew she’d leave me behind. It doesn’t matter. A voice like hers comes along once in a lifetime. I just wanted to be part of her legend.”

  “I thought Rossignol was managed by the Cavendishes,” I said.

  He shrugged. “I always knew she’d move on. I couldn’t open the doors for her that the Cavendishes could. They’re big, they’re connected. But…”

  “Go on,” I prompted him, when he paused a little too long. He scowled and took his cigar out of his mouth and looked at it so he wouldn’t have to look at me.

  “This should have been Ross’s big break. Caliban’s Cavern; biggest, tastiest nightspot in the whole of Uptown. Just the right place to be seen, to be heard, to be noticed. But it’s all gone wrong. She’s changed since she came here. All she ever sings now are sad songs, and she sings them so powerfully that people in the audience go home and kill themselves. Sometimes they don’t make it a
ll the way home. God knows how many there’ve been … The Cavendishes are doing their best to cover it up, at least until the recording contract’s signed, but word’s getting out. They do so love to gossip in the music biz.”

  “Doesn’t it put people off coming to see her?” I said.

  Ian almost laughed. “Nah … that’s all part of the thrill, innit? Makes her even more glamourous, to a certain type of fan. This is the Nightside, after all, always looking for the next new sensation. And Russian roulette is so last week…”

  “What are the Cavendishes doing to investigate the phenomenon?”

  “Them? Naff all! They never even show their faces down here. Just send the bullyboys around, to keep an eye on things, and put the wind up any investigative journalists that might come sniffing around.” He smiled briefly. “They don’t much care for private eyes either, mate. You watch yourself.”

  I nodded, carefully unimpressed. “Where can I find Rossignol?”

  “She’s still my girl,” said Ian. “Even if she doesn’t have much time for me these days. Are you here to help her, or are you just interested in the bloody phenomenon?”

  “I’m here to help,” I said. “Stopping innocent people dying has got to be in everyone’s best interests, hasn’t it?”

  “She’s in her dressing room, round the back.” He gave me directions, then looked away from me, his gaze brooding and strangely sad. “I wish we’d never come here, her and me. This wasn’t what I wanted for her. If it was up to me, I’d say stuff the money and stuff the contract, something’s wrong here. But she doesn’t listen to me any more. Hardly ever leaves her dressing room. I only get to see her when I’m onstage playing for her to sing to.”

  “Where does she go when she isn’t here?”

  “She’s always here,” Ian said flatly. “Cavendishes arranged a room for her, upstairs. Very comfortable, all the luxuries, but it’s still just a bloody room. I don’t think Ross has left the club once since she got here. Doesn’t have a private life, doesn’t care about anything but the next show, the next performance. Not healthy, not for a growing girl like her, but then, there’s nothing healthy about Ross’s career, since she took up with the bloody Cavendishes.”

  I started to turn away, but Ian called me back.

  “She’s a good kid, but… don’t expect too much from her, okay? She’s not herself any more. I don’t know who she is, these days.”

  I found Rossignol’s dressing room easily enough. The two immaculate gentlemen guarding her door weren’t everyday bodyguards. The Cavendishes had clearly spent some serious money on internal security. These bodyguards wore Armani suits, and each bore a tattooed ideogram above his left eyebrow that indicated they were the property of the Raging Dragon Clan. Which meant they were magicians, martial artists, and masters of murder. The kind of heavy-duty muscle who usually guarded emperors and messiahs-in-waiting. A sensible man would have turned smartly about and disappeared, at speed, but I just kept going. If I let myself get intimidated by anyone, I’d never get anything done. I came to a halt before them and smiled amiably.

  “Hi. I’m John Taylor. I do hope there’s not going to be any unpleasantness.”

  “We know who you are,” said the one on the left.

  “Private eye, con man, boaster, and braggart,” said the one on the right.

  “King-in-waiting, some say.”

  “A man of little magic and much bluff, say others.”

  “We are combat magicians, mystic warriors.”

  “And you are just a man, full of talk and tricks.”

  I stood my ground and said nothing, still smiling my friendly smile.

  The bodyguard on the left looked at the one on the right. “I think it’s time for our coffee break.”

  The one on the right looked at me. “Half an hour be enough?”

  “Three-quarters,” I said, just to show I could play hardball.

  The two combat magicians bowed slightly to me and walked unhurriedly away. They just might have been able to take me, but they’d never know now. I’ve always been good at bluffing, but it helps that most people in the Nightside aren’t too tightly wrapped, at the best of times. I knocked on the dressing room door, and when no-one answered, I let myself in.

  Rossignol was sitting on a chair, facing her dressing room mirror, studying her reflection in the mirror. She didn’t even look round as I shut the door behind me. Her face was calm, and quietly sad, lost in the depths of her own gaze. I leaned back against the closed door and looked her over carefully. She was a tiny little thing, only five feet tall, slender, gamine, dressed in a blank white T-shirt and washed-out blue jeans.

  She had long, flat, jet-black hair, framing a pale pointed face that was almost ghostly in the sharp unforgiving light of the dressing room. She had high cheekbones, a long nose, pale pink lips, and not a trace of make-up. If she was thinking anything, it didn’t show in her expression. Her hands were clasped loosely together in her lap, as though she’d forgotten they were there. I said her name aloud, and she turned slowly to face me. I did wonder for a moment whether she might have been drugged, given a little something to keep her calm and manageable, but that thought disappeared the moment I met her gaze. Her eyes were large and a brown so dark they were almost black, full of fire and passion. She smiled briefly at me, just a faint twitching of her pale mouth.

  “I don’t get many visitors these days. I like it that way. How did you get past the two guard dogs at my door?”

  “I’m John Taylor.”

  “Ah, that explains many things. You are perhaps the only person in the Nightside with a more disturbing reputation than mine.” She spoke English perfectly, with just enough of a French accent to make her effortlessly charming. “So now, why would the infamous John Taylor be interested in a poor little nightclub singer like me?”

  “I’ve been hired to look into your welfare. To make sure you’re all right and not being taken advantage of.”

  “How nice. Who hired you? Not the Cavendishes, I assume.”

  I gave her a brief smile of my own. “My client wishes to remain confidential.”

  “And I do not get a say in the matter?”

  “I’m afraid not.”

  “It is my life we are discussing, Mr. Taylor.”

  “Please. Call me John.”

  “As you wish. You may call me Ross. You still haven’t answered my question, John. What makes you think I need your assistance? I assure you, I am perfectly safe and happy here.”

  “Then why the heavy muscle outside your door?”

  Her mouth made a silent moue of distaste. “They keep the more obsessive fans at bay. The over-enthusiastic and the stalkers. Ah, my audience! They would fill every moment of my life, if they could. I need time to myself, to be myself.”

  “What about friends and family?”

  “I have nothing to say to them.” Ross folded her arms across her chest and gave me a hard, angry stare. “Where were they when I needed them? For years they didn’t want to know me, never answered my letters or my pleas for but a little support, to keep me going until my career took off. But the moment I became just a little bit famous, and there was the scent of real money in the air, ah then, suddenly all my family and my so-called friends were all over me, looking for jobs and hand-outs and a chance to edge their way into the spotlight, too. To hell with them. To hell with them all. I have learned the hard way to trust no-one but myself.”

  “Not even your roadie, Ian?”

  She smiled genuinely for the first time. “Ian, yes. Such a sweet boy. He believed in me, even during the bad times when I was no longer sure myself. There will always be a place for him with me, for as long as he wants it. But at the end of the day, I am the star, and I will decide what his place is.” She shrugged briefly. “Not even the closest of friends can always climb the ladder at the same pace. Some will always be left behind.”

  I decided to change the subject. “I understand you live here, in the club?”

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bsp; “Yes.” She turned away from me and went back to looking at herself in the mirror. She was looking for something, but I didn’t know what. Maybe she didn’t either. “I feel safe here,” she said slowly. “Protected. Sometimes it seems like the whole world wants a piece of me, and there’s only so much to go round. It’s not easy being a star, John. You can take lessons in music, and movement, and how to get the best out of a song, but there’s no-one to teach you how to be a success, how to deal with suddenly being famous and in demand. Everybody wants something … The only ones I can trust any more are my management. Mr. and Mrs. Cavendish. They’re only interested in the money I can make for them … and I can deal with that.”

  “There have been stories, of late,” I said carefully. “About mysterious, unexplained suicides…”

  She looked back at me, smiling sadly. “You of all people should know better than to believe in such gossip, John. It’s all just publicity stories that got out of hand. Exaggerations, to put my name on everyone’s lips. Everyone claims to have heard the story direct from a friend of a friend, but no-one can ever name anyone who actually died. The Nightside does so love to gossip, and it always prefers bad news to good. I’m just a singer who loves to sing … Talk to the Cavendishes, if you’re seriously worried. I’m sure they will be able to reassure you. And now, if you will be so good as to excuse me, I need to prepare myself. I have a show to do soon.”

  And she went back to staring at her face in the mirror, her chin cupped in one hand, her eyes lost in her own thoughts. I let myself out, and she didn’t even notice I was gone.

  Cavendish Properties

  I made my way back to the club bar, the tune from “There’s No Business Like Show Business” playing sardonically in the back of my head. My encounter with Rossignol hadn’t been everything it might have been, but it had been … interesting. My first impressions of her were muddled, to say the least. She’d seemed sharp enough, particularly her tongue, but there was no denying there was something wrong about Rossignol. Some missing quality … as though some vital spark had been removed, or suppressed. All the lights were on, but the curtains were a little too tightly closed. It didn’t seem to be drugs, but that still left magical controls and compulsions. Not to mention soul thieves, mindsnakes, and even possession. There’s never any shortage of potential suspects in the Nightside. Though what major players like that would want with a mere up-and-coming singer like Rossignol … Ah hell, maybe she was just plain crazy. No shortage of crazies in the Nightside either. In the end, it all came down to her singing. I’d have to come back again, watch her perform, listen to what she did with her voice. See what it did to her audience. After taking certain sensible precautions, of course. Certain defences. There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands …