Here Be Sexist Vampires

  And now all I could do was wonder what they were doing, if she was enjoying herself, whether his little lunch date would amount to anything. I didn’t believe that Sam was the type to be dazzled by dates or anything soppy, but she would appreciate the fact that he was making an effort. I really didn’t appreciate his efforts at all. In fact, I’d like to shove them up his ass along with any objects I could find.

  But as much as curiosity was chewing on me, there was no way I was going to walk around looking for the two of them. I wouldn’t let things get that bad that I needed sectioning. Common sense told me that seen as she’d be at the arena within the hour I might as well just sit, eat, drink, and then head over there shortly.

  Needless to say, the time dragged. It was worse because I had nothing to do to occupy my thoughts. It only occurred to me as I was making my way to the arena that I didn’t actually have anything to say to Sam that would seem important enough to warrant me walking over there. I’d have to say I was going to observe the training again. I’d actually enjoyed watching last time. Instead of wounding my ego that I’d been wrong about her capabilities, it made me proud of her.

  When I arrived at the arena only a few of the recruits were there, chuckling like a bunch of high school kids in a locker room. I waited in the spectators’ box. A few minutes went by before she walked in. I’d have been mesmerised by how snug her simple clothes were against her body, hinting at her toned figure, if it wasn’t for the fact that Max was walking beside her and they were laughing loudly – you know the kind of laugh that tells you that the joke was private between the laughers and you’d never get it?

  Sam was two recruits short and the training session wasn’t due to start for a further ten minutes but, to her credit, she ushered Max away; conveying the message that now she was his superior and he’d get the same treatment as everyone else whether he’d taken her to lunch or not.

  I was about to telepathically alert her to my presence when she did something that again had me mesmerised: she removed the bobble from her hair, letting her dark hair fall loose from the ponytail, and then smoothed it back before gathering it together to style it into a higher, tighter ponytail. Now I was stuck thinking about how soft those strands were and how good it felt to scrunch them in my hand last night. Just as it had felt good having her lips on my neck. If she’d have sank those teeth into my skin I’d have been inside her before she could even swallow one gulp of my blood.

  Didn’t expect to see you here. Her tone was flat and emotionless. I guessed that she had sensed me seen as I knew she hadn’t glanced up.

  It’s called keeping a close eye on the progress of our squad. I almost said ‘my squad’ but I figured that wouldn’t help me get back into her good books.

  As long as you don’t interfere that’s fine.

  That was exactly what I would have said to her had our positions been reversed, so although I’d had no intention of interfering I resisted being defensive. Just as I was about to make a throw-away comment about her lunch date with Max, the final two recruits entered and she quickly rounded them all up like sheep.

  Throughout the entire session, I watched her. I couldn’t take my eyes off her; she conducted herself so confidently and had such control over her gift that I was in total awe of her. She basically commanded the entire arena and everything in it just with her presence. Not once did she become unsure of herself. Not once did she lose control of the situation. Her husky voice echoed and teased my ears, hypnotising me almost.

  She had the recruits repeat the same exercises of last session, making them practise their gifts on one-another, but this time she acted as a distraction; she threw energy balls or thermal beams or tapped into the natural elements.

  “During any kind of battle, the odds of you getting a fair spar with another vampire are slimmer than Commander Michaels’ favourite consort,” she said to them. I had to laugh a little. “There’ll be other vampires coming at you from all angles, even from behind you. It’s important that you’re able to defend yourselves and attack despite these distractions. I’ve been serving as that distraction, but I haven’t attempted to hurt any of you. In a battle, it will be different; the vampires coming at you will have every intention of hurting you. So, we try this again. This time I will aim at you – don’t start whining like girls, I won’t be too harsh. Yes this isn’t fair but battles aren’t fair. The only way you’ll learn to dodge is if you experience what will happen if you don’t. So, let’s go.”

  God, she was amazing to watch. The way they all hung off her every word...It was a situation that only an extremely good leader could create and sustain. I had to agree with Antonio – I agree begrudgingly though – that she would make a good co-leader in a battle, and that the squad would benefit from having her there. I’d benefit from having her there.

  Was I in any way surprised that the second the session was over Max dashed toward her like a puppy to its master? No. By the looks of it, neither was Sam. When uncertainty flashed on her face, I strained my hearing to listen to their conversation.

  “You said you’d never tried eating there and that we could go together some time,” Max was saying to her. “So I just thought, hey no time like the present.”

  “You’re not content with whisking me off to eat lunch, you now want to commandeer my entire night as well?” She was laughing but there was awkwardness in it.

  “Oh come on, it’s gotta be better than sitting in your apartment munching on crap while Fletcher turns up to eat half of it.”

  She smiled in surprise. “How do you know he does that?”

  “Sam, please,” – oh he’s begging her now? Pitiful – “put me out of my misery, come out with me later. Please?”

  She rolled her gorgeous eyes. “Alright, fine, we’ll go out. You’ll have to give me an hour to change clothes and stuff.”

  Motherfucker. I was down there in a second before he could propose anything else like, oh I don’t know, him going to her apartment for ‘coffee’ after the meal. This was so like the feeling of someone trying to take something that was mine. She’d whip me to death if she knew that. She looked up at me, waiting for some kind of comment. I tried really hard to gather the words together to form a compliment about her coaching, but nothing would come out. I just wasn’t practiced at compliments. Her growing smile indicated that she noticed my inner struggle. I could actually feel her amusement.

  “So, I’ll come to your apartment in an hour then,” Max said to her. His eyes then darted to me and he shot me a self-satisfied smirk. Yeah, he knew I wanted her and he was sending me a message that it was too late. He really believed that? I almost felt sorry for the guy. Almost.

  “I’ll just meet you in the lobby,” Sam told him.

  Then it was my turn to shoot smirks at him. He can’t be doing that well with her if she’s not taking up the opportunity to have him in her apartment. If I was childish, I might have mouthed ‘I’ve been in there’. Maybe I could be childish just this once.

  She turned to me, pulling me out of my thoughts. “I’m assuming you noticed that I didn’t leave the files on your desk like I usually do.” I hadn’t noticed. “I actually didn’t get a chance to finish updating them -”

  “That was my fault, I took her to lunch.” Could he have made it more obvious that he was trying to mark his territory?

  “- but I’ll sort it at dusk.” She had ignored Max, which he didn’t like.

  “It’s okay.”

  “Say again?” She seemed astonished. Did she wonder if I’d come here just to make snide remarks about trivial things? Well I had done trivial stuff in the past.

  “It’s okay,” I repeated.

  “You’re being reasonable.” Suspicion entered her eyes. “You’ve either done something you shouldn’t have or you’re after something.”

  I gave her a devilish grin. I’m only after the same thing I always want.

  What would that be? My blood, or my body?

  Put those two together.
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  She shook her head at me, stifling a giggle.

  Max snickered. “I’d say he’s done something and feeling guilty about it.”

  “Jared doesn’t do guilt,” she told him.

  Except with you, I almost said. Christ I’m losing it.

  The playful banter continued as we all strolled to the apartment building. Max got increasingly agitated about it and tried further marking his territory by touching her or complimenting her. She only giggled each time. I was pretty sure that she knew what he was trying to do and she was just humouring him. But even that didn’t make me want to pound him any less. Max saw that and so done it all the more. Therefore I was already beyond incensed when he turned up at my apartment door forty-five minutes later.

  “What?” was all I said.

  He pushed past me, took a quick glimpse at the interior of my apartment and then exhaled heavily at me. “I want you to leave her alone.” The nervous tremor in his voice disappeared as he continued to speak, “I’m not here as a squad member talking to his superior, I’m here talking to you as one guy to another. Leave her alone.”

  As a gesture of boredom, I stuffed my free hand in my pants pocket while using the other to swirl the contents of my NST bottle. “I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

  “All she’d be is another notch on your bedpost. You can get sex anywhere, you’ve got three consorts to give you it whenever you want, just leave this one woman alone.”

  “What would you know about what I want?”

  “I’ve heard all about how you treat women, that you’re only out to get laid. Fine, that’s your business. But Sam’s worth more than that. Or at least she is to me.”

  Inwardly I groaned before shooting a rhetorical question at him. “Are you and her together?”

  “No.”

  “Then I don’t see how what Sam and I do or don’t do has anything at all to do with you.” I gestured toward the door with my head but he remained still. Like an idiot.

  “Okay, let’s look at it this way. We both want her. But you don’t care about her, I do. So don’t you think it’s only fair that you just leave her be?”

  “Let’s look at it another way. Sam doesn’t want someone to care about her, she wants to keep it simple.”

  He frowned. “How would you know?”

  “She told me. After everything she’s been through, I don’t blame her.” Yes, that was me making a point to him that there were things about her and her past that he didn’t know and that she had trusted me with. “I’d seriously think before you go declaring your undying love for her. She’ll run a mile.”

  “Yeah, right, like I’d listen to your advice. You’d say anything that’d mess up my chances with her. What’s the matter? Feeling threatened?”

  “You obviously are or we wouldn’t be having this conversation.”

  “I – I – Oh fuck you, Michaels. Be smart and leave her alone. You’ll be sorry if you don’t.” His tone was sharp and clipped.

  In vampire speed I placed myself nose to nose in front of him. “I really hope you can follow up on that threat ’cause you’re going to need to.” What bothered me more than the threat was the way he talked about Sam like he had rights to her. “Let me ask you, she ever let you kiss her?” His silence answered that. “You mean you’re making all this effort and not even getting any action?” I shook my head and whistled. “You’re missing out. She’s one really good kisser.”

  His eyes widened and lots of veins and tendons in his face and neck were bulging. It could have been mistaken for envy, but it was more to do with anger. He had realised that he was only embarrassing himself by coming here with this all high and mighty attitude only to find out that he’s not the expert on Sam that he thought he was.

  Once his face was no longer contorted he flashed me an ugly smirk. “I better go, I don’t want to be late for my dinner with Sam.”

  “Don’t choke on your food now, will you,” I called over my shoulder as he passed and left the apartment.

  What a son of a bitch. Barging into my apartment. Confronting me. Threatening me. Acting like he had any rights where Sam was concerned. I should’ve just decked him. Full points for me for not losing it. But did that mean I was going to just let this go, that I could let this go? Oh no. Not a chance. His evening was going to be cut short.

  (Sam)

  I stared hard at the menu, not really reading it, trying my hardest to ignore the anger that was steaming off Max and making him unbelievably uncomfortable to be around. I’d already asked four times if he was okay, each time getting a ‘yeah, great’. Only he wasn’t great – far from it. And now I was brassed off. He was the one who wanted to come here. How was it that I’d become the one keeping a conversation going to fill the silence? I’d given up on that now, meeting the silence with silence, fully intending to walk right back out if he didn’t perk up within the next ten minutes.

  At last he spoke. “I never got a chance to ask you what all the crap was about with that guy last night.” He sounded like a deflated version of himself, like someone had sucked the enthusiasm out of him. “Something about him being responsible for the death of his best friend...?”

  I nodded. “Who also happened to be my boyfriend at the time.” I consulted the menu again, hoping for a subject change. “What’re you ordering?”

  “I tried to see if you were okay. Last night, I mean. I went over to see you, but Jared was holding you. He wouldn’t budge.”

  “Oh.” Well of course I knew that, but Max wouldn’t understand that I just couldn’t deal with talking to everyone about it. He was the type of person who could talk about anything. Anything at all, no matter how personal, and not feel awkward or embarrassed. He never seemed to ever experience the feeling of needing to keep anything private.

  “And then I came by your room. You didn’t answer.”

  I hoped I was imagining the element of suspicion in his voice. “I must’ve been asleep when you knocked.”

  “How long did Jared stay with you? Or did he just leave straight after teleporting you there?”

  “What’s with the round of twenty questions?”

  “I’m just asking.”

  “Where there’s that waiter?” I didn’t need the waiter, I needed the exit.

  “Have you and Jared ever...” He started playing with his own fingers, keeping his glare fixed on the table. “I mean, I wouldn’t blame you for falling for his bullshit.”

  “I haven’t fallen for anything, or haven’t you noticed that he’s not here?” It came out much snappier than I’d intended. Max didn’t seem fazed by my change in tone. His mind was very much somewhere else. “Has Jared said something to you?”

  “Has Jared said something to me?” He laughed – a miserable laugh with a cutting edge to it. “Jared says a lot of things. Are you referring to how he made it obvious you talk to him about personal stuff, or that he told me you and him had kissed?”

  The first seemed to bother him most. Like I said, Max didn’t feel the need to keep things private, so for him to hear that not only do I keep things private from him – realistically though that’s not exactly uncommon with people you barely know but the fact that I have no problem sharing those things with someone else is just incomprehensible to him.

  “I can understand why you might like him,” he said before I could respond to his question. “But you have to see that all he wants is to use you.”

  “Max -”

  “He’d drop you straight after it easier than a bad habit.”

  “Max -”

  “Did you know he never screws the same woman twice unless it’s one of his consorts?”

  “Max, will you just stop with the ranting.” I might have been annoyed with Jared for what he’d said to Max but he’d only spoken the truth and it wasn’t like Max and I were together or anything. And I had to wonder if Max had ranted at Jared and that’s why Jared had then disclosed the info. I would’ve wanted to shut him up as well.

  “So
what he said was true,” said Max.

  “Jared and I have kissed, yes.”

  “You didn’t tell me.”

  “You didn’t ask until now. I never had any intention of hiding it but I’ve got no reason to go round jabbering on about it either, have I? Now can we stop talking about inconsequential crap and just order the food, please.” Before the hand even appeared on my elbow seconds later, I knew he was there. My senses had screamed it at me. Such a simple thing to have someone gently hold your elbow, and yet every nerve ending in my body was now extremely alert.

  “What the hell are you doing here?” spat Max.

  Jared shrugged. “I’m going to have to take her, sorry.” He looked down at me, his alluring hazel eyes glinting slightly with humour. “Antonio wants me to show you the file containing the information on all the High Master vampires who’ll be at the gathering tomorrow night.”

  “What gathering?” demanded Max.

  Jared smiled at him. “Oh we’re going to a gathering together of one the High Master Vampires tomorrow night.”

  “And looking at this file just couldn’t wait until tomorrow night?” Max sneered at Jared.

  “You aren’t suggesting I’d interrupt your meal unless I had a really important reason, are you?”

  “The things I said really got to you, did they?”

  Yes, I’d been right; Max must have ranted at Jared not so long ago and now he was getting a little payback. I wouldn’t have let the game continue except that it was a fantastic excuse to get me out of here. Before they started pounding on their chests like gorillas I pushed out my chair and rose. “Sorry about this, Max. Another night.”

  Jared shot me a curious glance. I thought you were going to be difficult.

  Let’s just go.

  Max cursed and scowled. “Sam, wait, will you just -”