The Monster Hunters

  The prisoner gasped as she invaded his mind with all the subtlety of a battering ram. His eyes rolled back into his head and he began to convulse violently. I started toward him, but I was too late. “Si!” he sputtered, then toppled over, dead.

  “See? If you weren’t so damn obstinate he’d still be alive. No great loss, weak mind, easily controlled, and so disease-ridden I wouldn’t have drunk him if I was starving.” She drew her long fingers away from the bars, and then slowly pushed her face against the iron. She seemed to compress into the space. The gap was only a few inches across, but Susan slid through easily. She stepped into the cell and then casually brushed the dust from her skin-tight dress.

  One Ear screamed like a little girl.

  I waited for her to make her move, though realistically if I even saw her coming it was only because she wanted to play with her food. Susan looked down at one of the cots in disgust, shrugged, then sat on it. She crossed her legs, briefly showing off entirely too much thigh, and placed her hands on her knees. Ray frowned.

  “Sit. We need to talk.”

  I looked at her stupidly.

  She gestured at the other cot. “I ain’t here to hurt you. I’m here with a business proposition.”

  “You’ve got to be kidding me. . . .” I said.

  Susan’s gaze did not waver. “Ray, you told me he was smarter than he looks.” She began to absently drum her fingers on her knee, impatient.

  “He is, but it takes him a minute to warm up.” Ray folded his arms and leaned against one of the other cells. The hardened prisoners huddled in the far corner. Ray assessed them like I would size up steaks in the meat department. “Hey, honey, how about Mexican for dinner?”

  “Sure, just pick a good one. . . . Look, Owen, I promised a truce, and I’m good for it. You didn’t come looking for me, and I can respect that. I’m prepared to leave you and my precious daughter alone, just like I said before. That isn’t why I’m here. Please sit. We don’t have much time before their reinforcements arrive and you don’t want to force me to kill a bunch more innocents. Do you?”

  I backed up and slowly sat, careful to keep my eyes on her the whole time. Susan Shackleford emanated predatory danger. Every instinct in my body screamed for me to fight or flee. I tried to steady my voice. “Okay. . . .”

  “So how’ve you been?” she asked, trying to sound casual. Was it possible that this was awkward for her too? I never really wondered if the undead had societal niceties. Apparently Southern politeness really did die hard. “Wedding still on for August?”

  “Yep. We’re fine. So how are you guys? Still dead and evil? Ray still insane?”

  “No, he’s much better now.” She uncrossed her long legs and leaned forward, pouting. “So much for being pleasant.”

  “Pleasant would be you doing us all a favor and going for a long walk on a sunny day.”

  “Kid,” Ray growled. “Your terminal smart-assitude is starting to piss me off. You better show a little more respect.”

  He had a point. “It isn’t anything personal. We don’t want anything to do with you. Leave me alone.”

  Susan sighed. “Fine. Let’s cut to the chase. I want to hire MHI. I’ve got a job for you to do.”

  My mouth dropped open. “Serious?”

  “Duh. You think I came to this shithole for fun? I’m serious. Not hiring MHI as much as hiring you in particular. And this is a mutually beneficial arrangement. The man, or used-to-be-a-man, that attacked you yesterday, I want to help you destroy him.”

  That didn’t make sense. “Why?”

  “He’s your enemy. He’s trying to suck up to the Old Ones, so he means to deliver you to the Dread Overlord itself.”

  I licked my lips. “Susan, last time we met, you were a servant of the Old Ones.”

  “Wrong. I owe no loyalty to those things. Jaeger forced me to serve Lord Machado. I was as much of a pawn as you were. When you killed Jaeger and his boss, I was freed from their servitude. I serve only myself now. I hated those crusty, ancient bastards.”

  “Right. . . . You’re no ordinary vamp, Susan. We both know that. You’re too young to be a Master, but you are. Somehow you became way stronger than you should be, and I think I know how.” From my own experience with the Old Ones’ magic, I knew the kind of gifts and curses that they could bestow.

  “Owen, you’re an idiot. Don’t strain yourself thinking so hard.” Just for a moment, the turn of her head, the sound of her voice, it was almost as if I was speaking with Julie, but with a hiss, it was gone. She waved her hands dismissively. “Sure, I’m powerful, more powerful than the dusty old vampires that came before me. The decrepit coots should never have turned a Monster Hunter into a vampire. The source of my power is my business, but I give you my word that I’m not with the Old Ones. My offer is to help you . . . and in so doing, help myself.”

  “Why? What’s in it for you?”

  “That guy after you? He’s a necromancer, a wizard with powers over the undead,” Susan said.

  “Even you?”

  “Perhaps, but I’m not in a particular hurry to find out. I’ve been a slave before, and I don’t intend to let that happen again. He’s building an army, and I don’t feel like getting drafted. Basically, this necromancer is a threat to me, to all the independent dead.”

  I snorted. “Even more than MHI? If I recall correctly, we kicked your ass pretty good last time.”

  “Wrong again. Goody-two-shoes Milo banished me last time. If we tangle again, I’m taking him out first, and he won’t see me coming. So don’t push it unless you want his blood on your hands too.”

  That made me furious. I clenched my teeth. Nobody threatens my friends.

  “Just so you know, when you get angry, you broadcast your thoughts like you had a loudspeaker. Try anything stupid and I’ll just kill you and save the necromancer the trouble. Relax, Ray,” Susan said soothingly to her husband. Ray must have heard my thoughts, as he had silently moved up to the bars. He moved just on the other side, like a lion at the zoo. He didn’t look as disheveled and crazy as when he was human, but now his square face was drawn, angry, and extremely dangerous. He was as protective of his wife in death as he had been in life. Whereas Susan was cold and calculating, the newly undead and far-less-powerful Ray was barely-restrained crazy bottled in room-temperature flesh. I forced myself to calm down before Ray pulled me through the bars like the earlier prisoner.

  “That’s better. Now listen close,” Susan ordered. “After our little altercation last summer, you drew the attention of the boss king of the Old Ones itself. That’s quite a feat for a mere blood bag. You’re a marked man now. This guy trying to kill you? He thinks popping you will score him big points. If he brings you in, he’ll be rewarded with all sorts of power. And that’s bad news.”

  She’s scared of him. “For you and me both.”

  “As much as it pains me to admit it, yeah.”

  This whole thing was unsettling. Only a fool would trust a vampire. Ray was still glowering at me. The other prisoners were whimpering and trying to hide. What she was saying made sense in a way. If she was working with the shadow man, it wasn’t like she needed any elaborate hoax to catch me. “How about you tell me who he is and where to find him?”

  Susan shook her head. “I’m still working on that. I’ve got some suspicions, and you’ll be the first to know if I’m right. But you ain’t ready to face him yet. His magic makes him untouchable.”

  “So how do I beat him? I’m all about killing stuff.”

  “What? I’m supposed to do all the work?” Susan’s sultry laugh was creepy. “I don’t know exactly. You’ll need to figure that out yourself.”

  “Well, fat lot of good you vampires are.”

  “Stuff it.” She reached into the fold of her dress and produced a small white handkerchief. “As you surely know by now, since you survived Koriniha’s little test, you’re a very special man, Owen. Only one human born every five hundred years has the gifts you do. I know
more about you than you do about yourself. Ray has been doing research again . . .”

  “Last time he did that he almost sucked Alabama into another dimension. You sure you want to let him do that?”

  “Hey, I’m a pro,” Ray said, in mock embarrassment. “I was still learning then.”

  Susan ignored us. “He thinks you’ll be able to destroy the necromancer. You have abilities beyond your understanding.” She unwrapped the small package and dropped a tiny object into her palm. Her bright red nails curled around it like a Venus flytrap. “I’m going to give you a present, a little something to unlock your true potential. That way when you face the Old Ones’ pet magician again, you’ll be able to finish him and do us both a favor. Understand?”

  “What is it?” I asked hesitantly. I knew a little bit about my abilities, and though I didn’t understand them, I knew enough to be deathly afraid of them.

  She opened her hand. There was a tiny sliver in her palm, a rock chip. It began to emit a faint glow, reflecting on her pale skin. Then it seemed to pulse as a bit of living darkness flashed across it. Recoiling, I fell off the bed and crashed into the bars. I pushed against one of the prisoners and whoever it was scurried away from me.

  “Keep it away!” I shouted. I don’t know how she got a piece of Koriniha’s artifact, but I recognized it immediately for what it was. I felt it. The Kumaresh Yar. It existed before our world. It exists to destroy our world, but to be used to its full potential, it needs to be activated by someone like me. And now a piece of it was here, dangerously close.

  I was shaking. “You don’t know how dangerous it is, to everybody, everything. I can’t use that thing. I’ll kill us all.”

  “Don’t worry. This is only a small fragment. Ray’s worked some spells on it, so it should be safe . . . mostly. I’m gonna use this to help you,” Susan said. I blinked and she was standing, hovering over me, the tiny shard of the dreaded artifact of the Old Ones held out like a talisman only inches away. “Ray’s research says that this probably won’t kill you, but it will put you in touch with a little bit of that power you experienced before. The last thing I want to do is make a Hunter stronger, but you’re my best bet to get rid of this necromancer.”

  Ray suddenly twitched, looking at the ceiling. “Better hurry, dear. We’ve got company coming. Sounds like the Feds.”

  “I hear them,” she answered. She pushed the shard toward my forehead. I tried to swat her arm away. I might as well have been hitting the bars of the cell. I shoved as hard as I could, but she was far stronger than I was. She ignored the flying fists, intent on her mission. “Don’t worry, honey, this won’t hurt a bit.”

  “No!” The tiny chunk of the Kumaresh Yar touched my skin. The world exploded in pain. Black lightning crackled across Section Six and sparked across the chain link. It was as if someone had driven a glowing-hot ice pick through my brain, and then twisted until it pierced out the base of my skull. I screamed as a cascade of strange visions tore through my mind, pummeling me with disjointed alien memories.

  Something inside of me woke up.

  Fueled by the artifact, I struck Susan. This time it had the desired effect. She flew back and crashed into the bars. The pain and pressure subsided. I rolled onto my side, limp, eyelids heavy, barely able to breathe.

  “Hot damn!” Susan exclaimed. She had left a human-shaped impression in the iron. Most of the prisoners were openly crying for their mothers now. The last of the rampant black electricity dissipated, but left a smell in the air like a chemical fire. Susan rotated her neck and arms as the bones knit back together. “That was unexpected.”

  “Told you it would work,” Ray said smugly. “Now let’s go. Feds are almost here, and I ain’t up to taking on somebody like Agent Franks.”

  Susan held up one hand to silence her husband. She rewrapped the shard and put it away. I no longer had the strength to hold up my head, and it slowly flopped to the concrete. I watched as her high heels clicked toward me. She stopped and squatted down. I felt her nails caress the back of my neck. She bent down and her cold lips pressed against my ear. Her voice was barely a whisper. “One last thing. The thing that saved Julie, the Guardian’s mark on her neck. You know that it’ll eventually kill her, don’t you? It’s from the other side, where everything comes with a price. When that time comes, my earlier offer stands. When either of you is ready for immortality, call my name and I’ll be there. That’s what family is for.”

  I struggled to keep my eyes open. So weak . . . so very cold. I could barely move. Susan kissed me gently on the top of my head.

  “So what about dinner?” Ray sounded petulant.

  “This one here smells disease-free. Grab him. Let’s go.”

  The last thing I heard before the darkness came was Steve screaming for somebody to help him.

  My strength gradually returned. Feeling tingled back into my limbs. Fighting back waves of nausea and dizziness, I pushed myself to my hands and knees. What had Susan done to me? The bars of my cell had been bent wide open so Ray could extract Steve alive. Perhaps if I hurried, a part of me thought, maybe I could save him. The logical part of my brain already knew the truth. He was long gone. The temperature was already returning to normal.

  One Ear grabbed me by the arm. “The devil took him! Poor Esteban. You brought this on us!” He cocked one meaty fist back to pummel me. I was too weak to defend myself. The prisoner flinched as a shot rang out. Plaster dust rained down from the ceiling. One Ear raised his open hands over his head as multiple flashlight beams converged on us.

  “I may not speak the language, but I’m assuming a 10mm into the ceiling is pretty universal for cut it out.” The voice spoke in clearly enunciated English.

  Squinting into the super-bright weapon-mounted lights, I could make out several dark shapes. “Myers? Is that you?”

  “I’m afraid so. You’re coming with us, Pitt. Consider yourself extradited. Okay, men, fall back. Watch out, vampires on premises.”

  Gloved hands grabbed me by each arm and dragged me out of the cell. Flashlight beams stabbed in every direction as more armed men formed a perimeter around me. Their uniforms consisted of black body armor and every bit of high-tech tactical gear known to man. Feds. Not Federales, but rather United States federal agents, specifically the men of the Monster Control Bureau of the U.S. Department of Justice. Deadly professionals, every last one, and you would be hard pressed to find a bigger bunch of assholes.

  “Pitt, what’s your status?” Special Agent Myers snapped. Unlike the other Feds, Myers was wearing his standard uniform of a cheap suit and skinny tie. No matter how important a lawman he was, and last I had heard, he was the interim director of the whole top-secret agency, he would always look like a junior college English professor to me.

  “Susan and Ray Shackleford are here,” I gasped. Myers and I had a bit of history. He and his partner, Agent Franks, had been the representatives of the government who had visited me in the hospital after my very first monster encounter. They had threatened my life if I didn’t keep quiet that day, and they had come very close to fulfilling that promise on a few other occasions. I suppose you could say that I did not have a very good working relationship with the government.

  Myers spoke into his radio. “We’ve recovered the target, all teams return to extract. We have at least two vampires. One Master. Repeat, one Master. The dark-haired female Caucasian is the Master. The large white-haired male is the lesser, but is still very dangerous. If you see her, do not hesitate, because she sure won’t.” He stepped past the corpse that Ray had pulled through the bars. There was still some residual twitching. The agents pulling me along slipped as their boots lost traction in the spreading puddle of blood.

  I never thought that I would think of these guys as a sight for sore eyes. “Glad to see you too, Myers,” I said cheerfully.

  “Shut up. You have no idea how much trouble you’ve caused me.” Myers sounded frustrated. My legs were starting to wobble less, so I tried to walk
rather than be baggage. The Feds just kept on pulling. “I was sent to find you at the resort, but when I arrived, there had been a zombie outbreak. I found your team, but they had no idea where you were. It took a lot of diplomatic work to track you here. And then we roll up to find this mess. You’re not an easy man to find.”

  Why had Myers been looking for me?

  The hallway outside Section Six was splattered with the bodies of dead guards. Even as jaded as I am to this kind of thing, I had to look away. These people had done nothing to deserve the vampires’ wrath. The Feds kept Myers and me in the center of a protective diamond formation as we hurried outward. The Fed on point led us quickly through the maze of winding passages. There were many confused survivors, guards, loose prisoners, and staff all wandering around in the dark, but nobody challenged the squadron of well-armed Americans. Good thing, too, because I had seen how trigger-happy the Monster Control Bureau was.

  The courtyard was engulfed in chaos. One guard tower was on fire. The main truck gate was wide open, with one of the heavy gates lying broken and splintered in the road. Denim-clad prisoners were running out the opening and fleeing into the dark. Torn shapes sat in the moonlight or dangled from the razor-wire fence. Those must have been the men who had tried to stop Susan.

  Three black Suburbans were parked directly in front of the exit, engines running. A large man in drab black armor was waiting for us, a stubby F2000 rifle looking tiny in his massive arms. The man was broad and muscled like an NFL linebacker. He was a frightening apparition. Something about this particular Fed emanated a nonchalant capacity to deliver unbelievable pain. His dark face scowled from under a pair of night-vision goggles when he saw me being dragged out of the building.

  “Franks, my brother, what’s up?” I shouted. Special Agent Franks of the Monster Control Bureau particularly seemed to hate my guts. On the day that it becomes expedient for the government to end my life, I somehow know that it will be Agent Franks who’ll get the job.