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      but jugglers, dancers, magicians.

      That March, I did my first hoot at the Cafe Wha?—a hole-in-thewall off Bleecker—and another the next night at the Bitter End on

      Bleecker itself. Nothing. A few nights later I auditioned at the Village Vanguard, a venerable old jazz joint in the West Village. Still

      nothing. Next month I did the same circuit, and at the Bitter End

      hoot, Howie Solomon caught me. Howie owned a new, quite large

      coffeehouse-style club across Bleecker Street called the Cafe Au

      Go Go.

      The Go Go was well on its way to becoming the epicenter of

      everything people now remember Bleecker Street—and by extension the Village—to have been in the sixties. Stan Getz recorded

      his Au Go Go album there, other jazz giants like MJQ and Nina

      Simone played it. Mort Sahl was a regular. Steve Stills got his start

      as a solo, as did many other folkies who later crossed over to rock.

      Howie covered the field and he offered me exactly the kind of deal

      I was looking for: an open-ended arrangement to be a regular when

      the mike was open, two nights here, four nights there, drop by of an

      evening if you're downtown. He'd offered the same deal to a number of young musicians but to only one other comic, a guy three

      years my junior named Richard Pryor.

      The Go Go became my home-court advantage. I still took jobs

      outside New York—I wasn't turning down money—but I had made

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      my stand. Now I had a place to stand as well, a laboratory in the very

      heart of what would soon be the counterculture. An audience not

      only open to material that contained some ideas, some risk, but outsiders by instinct or choice who didn't accept received values, who

      resisted convention, who felt alienation from the smug certainties

      of middle-class Middle America. And who in a few short months

      would add to this potent mix a smoldering rage . . .

      When Kennedy came on the scene, I identified closely with the

      youthful Irish Catholic man of ideas. He wasn't my class but he

      was my tribe. A politician, yes; but like a lot of my contemporaries,

      I wasn't old enough yet to have been disappointed. With him a new

      beginning seemed possible, a chance for ideas to be advanced that

      took into account how people felt and lived, how the world treated

      them. A slow but sure march toward more concern about people

      and less about property. The black struggle was the most visible and

      emotional example of it, but Kennedy's promise included much

      else, explicitly and implicitly, about people who had been ignored or

      marginalized in the rush to the fifties' consumer paradise.

      During the Kennedy years, I found my political values. Or rather

      I found political ideas that matched the feelings of an individual

      who was not organized politically.

      My Kennedy impressions were affectionate. I continued to do

      JFK through these years but my ear gave me as much pleasure

      as satirizing him. Though I have this other alien creature inside

      that wants to get out, most of me is just pure hambone-entertainer

      child-showoff. And I had this favorite phrase of Kennedy's: "We will

      low-ur the quo-tah of sug-ah from Cu-ber." I loved that because in

      a nine-word sentence I got to use two intrusive r's and leave off two

      final r's. Flashy word shit. My claim to fame.

      Like most people, I remember where I was when the assassination happened and what I was doing. I was walking my baby daughter on 110th and Broadway in the very fancy pram Mary had bought

      her. There was a blind man's news kiosk on the corner. I went to buy

      the newspaper but he didn't hand me one. He just said, "You hear

      about the president? The president has been shot down in Dallas."

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      I went into Rexall's or Liggett's or some drugstore and called

      Brenda. I said, "Turn on the television," and I realized I was crying.

      It came out as a cry. As a gasp. And yet I hadn't felt grief before I tried

      to speak the words to her. Saying the words caused the emotions . . .

      That's all I consciously remember. Beyond that, I'm not sure what

      I felt. I was limited by being very self-absorbed in my career path.

      I've probably done some blocking in all the years. And there was

      always the marijuana.

      But I was stunned. I don't know if I was depressed. As far as the

      Moylan—the community—was concerned, there was great shock

      that this kind of thing could even happen. In America or anywhere.

      But the sheer elemental shock of it blocked out or pushed away

      other, more nuanced emotional reactions that might've taken place

      in its absence. I knew guys who liked Kennedy, guys who didn't.

      Obviously there were cultural links: we were all Irish Catholics. But

      in general they were conservative and Kennedy was a liberal.

      I was down in the Moylan when Oswald got shot, because there

      was a TV there, and we all saw it. Other than that, as far as I recall the bar functioned normally the weekend of the assassination.

      The feeling was, "Hey, we're drinking here and there's exciting stuff

      on TV."

      There was another assassination going on at the time—a slower

      and more methodical one but in the end just as deadly. One that affected me far more deeply and directly.

      Two years earlier, in 1961, Lenny Bruce had begun to be hit with

      a series of arrests for obscenity in San Francisco, Los Angeles (at

      three different clubs), Chicago and finally in New York (twice in two

      weeks) at. . . the Cafe Au Go Go. The British police also deported

      him from the UK when he tried to perform in London.

      I guess it would be clinically paranoid to think these were coordinated, but because several ended in acquittal or mistrial (in one

      case he was illegally tried in absentia) and because he was often

      arrested while awaiting trial for a previous arrest, it certainly looked

      like there was some degree of consensus. As if by some kind of bush

      telegraph, law enforcers across America had agreed that this comic

      had to be made to shut the fuck up.

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      I was there when Lenny was busted in Chicago—in fact I went

      to jail with him. It was in December 1962 at the Gate of Horn. Bob

      Carey of the Tarriers, one of my folkie friends, and I were drinking beer upstairs and watching Lenny be his usual genius self. Suddenly a policeman stands up in the audience and says, just like they

      do on a street corner when someone gets shot or run down and a

      crowd gathers: "Aright, the show's over!" He actually said it, not as

      a metaphor, but as a literal piece of information being transmitted

      to the audience by someone in authority. "Aright, the show's over!"

      Wonderful.

      They hauled Lenny away. Lenny had been busted so often that

      he always wore his coat during performances so he could leave immediately with the police. (He didn't want to get separated from that

      coat; it was a nice piece of cashmere.)

      The cops bust the upstairs bartender too, because he's serving the

      people during sets, and they bust the owner, Alan Ribback. Carey

      and I stay upstairs. Downstairs the cops are trying to close the front

      door so they can check ID before people leave in case there a
    re minors present. They really wanted to punish the club for having the

      balls to let Lenny speak free. Eventually they found a girl who was

      fifteen or sixteen and Alan later got into legal troubles for that. The

      Gate of Horn was never really the same afterward.

      Carey and I were still drinking—we were pretty juiced—and purposely I arranged to be almost the last going out. The policeman

      said, "I wanna see your ID." I said, "I don't believe in identification.

      Sorry." And I tried to give some kind of fucking stupid drunk speech.

      The cop grabbed me by the collar and pants in the old buncheroo

      fashion and hustled me down the stairs and through the lobby to the

      front door. As I was passing the bar area, I yelled out: "Brenda, I'm

      going to jail!" Then it's out the door with my hands cuffed behind

      me and into this paddy wagon where Lenny was.

      I knew Lenny not just because he gave Jack and me our break,

      but because he was a friend of Brenda's. Whenever we were in the

      same city on the road, we'd check in with him and he'd always welcome us, especially Brenda "the shiksa." He was an affectionate and

      lovable man—even to cops. He always called them "peace officers."

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      He said, "Why you here, man?" I said, "I told them I don't believe

      in this shit." I omitted to mention that it wasn't a principled First

      Amendment stand so much as a smart-ass joke.

      Lenny showed me how to work my arms down under my ass and

      my feet so the handcuffs were in front of me. Somehow that worked.

      Much better. And off I went to jail with Lenny in a paddy wagon.

      And even though it began as a drunken joke, the whole affair had a

      radicalizing effect on me.

      It was only reinforced when Lenny was busted at the Go Go. Not

      once but twice. I was out of town at the time because when the Go

      Go had major headliners, the regulars had no opportunity to appear,

      By now it was becoming pretty clear that Lenny wasn't being arrested for obscenity. He was being arrested for being funny about

      religion and in particular Catholicism. A lot of big city cops—not

      just in New York but in Philly, San Fran, Chicago—tend to be Irish

      Catholic. In addition Lenny's persecutors had names like Ryan (the

      judge who tried him in absentia in Chicago), Hogan (the DA who

      went after him in New York) and Murtagh (the trial judge in New

      York). Lenny's Chicago trial began on Ash Wednesday, 1963. In

      court, judge and jury having just come from Mass, everyone had

      ash crosses on their foreheads.

      So it probably shouldn't have blown my mind that the vice

      squad cop who busted Lenny at the Go Go—the one who wore the

      wire—grew up in my neighborhood. But it did when I found out in

      the Moylan a couple weeks later. He was a guy named Randy. I'm

      immediately thinking, why would Randy do that? He must know

      what great stuff Lenny's doing, knocking down this bullshit, seeing

      through that. Surely any of the guys I grew up with would agree. We

      were so outside the law, so inconsonant with authority.

      A few days later Randy comes into the Moylan and he has a transcript from the wire he wore. He's showing it around to the guys:

      "You gotta see this. Lookit what that foulmouth had to say . . . A

      nun's tit, fecal matter on a crucifix, Pope this, Cardinal that." And

      there are universal reactions of outrage. I try to mount a feeble defense of Lenny and they get even more outraged. Now I am truly

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      blown away. Because these are disrespectful guys. They stopped going to Mass when they were twelve, thirteen. Nothing was sacred to

      them.

      It was the most dramatic evidence I'd had to date that these lines

      were sharply drawn, the legacy of that Catholic upbringing, that

      clannish Irish working-class neighborhood ethic was a rigid demarcation. Just because you grew up with a guy and shared A, B, C, D

      and E with him didn't mean that on F through Z you wouldn't be

      diametrically opposed to each other.

      Twelve days before Lenny died in 1966 Brenda and I went up

      to his house in Hollywood. We'd just moved there and we wanted

      to check in just like the old days. He had a beard by then and he

      was completely immersed in his legal battle; he knew the law incredibly well on the specifics of his cases. He didn't appear in clubs

      anymore—the Irish cops and judges had indeed shut him the fuck

      up. He was just about bankrupt, having spent all his income and

      intellect trying to vindicate himself. We visited for a while and he

      was as affectionate and lovable as ever. That was the last time we saw

      him alive.

      Lenny was one of the very few comics—perhaps the only one—I

      sought out and felt comfortable hanging with. I never had a circle

      of friends in the comedy biz. I never went to the delis or coffeeshops

      after late shows, where people would sit around eating breakfast and

      riffing till dawn. I always felt alien, not a part of them. Not that I

      was different or better, I was just apart. They had some common

      bond that didn't include or interest me. A competitiveness that I was

      very uncomfortable with. I wasn't a compulsive entertainer. I could

      always think on my feet, but I never was quick around the kind of

      people who dominate a table. I was a product of ideas, not ad-libs.

      Later I came to realize the curiousness of choosing to be, and feeling, apart from people and at the same time dying to be accepted.

      Longing to be accepted, to be asked in. But on my terms.

      I rubbed elbows with some comics—like Richard—but it was

      rock musicians who shaped my development. John Sebastian, Cass

      Elliot, Zal Yanovsky, Phil Ochs—all the people in the Village in

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      the midsixties who were forming and reforming into groups like the

      Mugwumps and Poco. Having had that initiation on Wells Street I

      felt at ease with them. They were companions, not competitors.

      In the end I was a loner. A loner happy to be alone. I worked

      alone, I wrote alone. I was sticking to my plan, which I'd nurtured

      for years. Stage One: radio as a way into show business. Stage Two:

      become a comedian, like the comedians I'd listened to on the radio

      as a boy. Stage Three: achieve fame as a comedian and take possession of the ultimate dream: movie stardom. To be Danny Kaye—or

      Danny Kaye the Second. (Though by now this had shifted in the

      direction of Jack Lemmon the Second.)

      Stage One of this plan had already worked; there seemed no

      reason to believe that Stage Two wouldn't someday succeed also,

      leading, as inevitably as night follows day, to Stage Three: all Hollywood, helpless with laughter, at my feet.

      But Stage Two was turning out to be a long, hard and lonely row

      to hoe. There was a deeper problem: I didn't feel free onstage. I

      was constricted, a very Protestant-Catholic comedian. Even on pot,

      which I was on every day, I was still in that Playboy Club, in that

      Playboy tie, talking about Bart Starr and a stupid Vitalis commercial

      and how he could throw the football and grab someone's ass. That

      I knew intellectually there was an anal, uptight world out there I

      didn't feel part of di
    dn't erase the fact that I was a living, breathing

      example of it.

      And for all the comfort I felt in the Village with its outsider-Leftliberal-pot-smoking audience, this wasn't the direction I was going

      in at the Go Go. As much as I might want to say I had a risky, edgy

      side that wanted to experiment with material that had social significance, and this was the right audience and Greenwich Village

      was the right place, I'd be full of shit. What I was trying to do was to

      develop a TV act.

      Or rather that one solid five-or six-minute piece that would open

      the doors to TV.

      And I had it now. It was called "The Indian Sergeant." The premise grew out of all the Westerns I'd seen as a kid. If the U.S. Army

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      hardened sergeant or trail boss who pumped up his men before the

      climactic battle, the Indians must have had the same NCO type

      who did the same for them. My Indian sergeant was my well-worn

      Irish guy from the Upper West Side . . .

      All right, tall guys over by the trees, fat guys down behind the

      rocks and you with the beads—get outta line! Boy, there's one in

      every village.

      All right, youse've all been given a piece of birch bark and a

      feather dipped in eagle's blood. We want youse to write on the

      birch bark—with the feather—in the upper right-hand corner.

      The upper RIGHT HAND corner. That's your ARROW hand.

      You write your name. Last name first, first name last. If your

      name is "Running Bear" you write, "Bear, Running." Under-

      neath your name we want your age. In summers. If you've been

      alive for eighteen summers, you put "18 summers." Yeah, Trot-

      ting Bear? (pause) If you were born in the winter, just put that

      down. Next, you write down your date of enlistment. That's the

      day we came around and took you from your parents and made

      you sleep on the hot coals.

      Now, a lot of youse guys have been asking me about promotions.

      You'd like to make Brave second class. Get another scar up on

      your arm. Well, the results of your tests have come in and youse

     
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