Dave at Night

  “You wouldn’t have—”

  “An old man without a job. They wouldn’t believe that being a gonif is full-time work.”

  “You wouldn’t have to adopt me.”

  “So? How would you go to school? They’d—”

  “I wouldn’t have to go—”

  “What if you got sick and I had to take you—”

  “I’m healthy. I wouldn’t get—”

  “What if I got sick? Nu?”

  I stopped arguing. He didn’t want me, and he had a million excuses for it. Just like my relatives. I took it back, about him being so nice. He probably had a reason for coming for me, which I’d figure out sooner or later. Well, it didn’t matter about staying with him. I’d find a place whether he helped or not.

  “Slow down a little, boychik. My legs are a lot older than yours.”

  I waited, tapping my foot. He was shuffling along so slowly that by the time we got to the party, we’d have to leave again. Cars honked far away, but these streets were silent. A few parked cars, no swanky ones.

  Everything woke up, though, once we crossed under the el at Eighth Avenue. People were in the streets, most of them colored. Lots of cars, lots of honking. We turned onto Seventh Avenue. Most of the stores were still open. We passed a pharmacy and a shoe store. A pair of Florsheim shoes in the window cost eight dollars and eighty-five cents. Ida would have screamed highway robbery. She wouldn’t have paid more than six.

  “Why are those stores open in the middle of the night?” I asked before I remembered I was mad.

  “Drugstores-shmugstores, shoe stores–shmoo stores—they all sell the same merchandise. Especially at night.”

  They were selling liquor! I laughed to myself. My friend Ben and I used to play Cops and Bootleggers. But our games never had anything to do with shoe stores or drugstores.

  Between 131st and 132nd Streets a knot of dressed-up white people stood under an awning, waiting to enter a building with a yellow door, a nightclub or speakeasy, most likely. We had to step off the curb to get around them.

  A few steps beyond the awning, I heard someone calling Solly.

  “Hey, fortune-teller. Hey, Solly. Wait up.”

  It was Martin, the trumpet player from the rent party. He said he was playing at a club called the Exclusive, and then he was going to a rent party on 142nd Street.

  “Catch you later, Solly?”

  “Not tonight. Tonight we’re mingling at Odelia Packer’s.”

  Martin whistled. “You’re going to work the crowd at Odelia’s?”

  Solly shook his head. “Tonight the boychik and I are members of the leisure class.”

  That was the reason he got me out of the HHB. So he could go to the party. He knew that Irma Lee had only invited him because she wanted me to come. He wanted to meet rich people he could sell fortunes to.

  Solly went on. “Don’t I look like a member of the leisure class?” He stood still.

  He wasn’t wearing an overcoat. He had on the same baggy black suit as last time, the same beat-up gray hat, the same wrinkled white shirt, and a different ugly tie. No, wait. There was a wilted daisy in his lapel. He looked more bedraggled than ever.

  Martin laughed. “You look like the bee’s knees.” He laughed harder. “The butterfly’s boots. Man, you look like the elephant’s eyebrows.”

  “Thank you.” Solly started walking again, finally.

  Martin left us at 133rd Street. I started worrying that Irma Lee might not remember me. “I think we should go to that rent party,” I said. “Don’t you need the money?”

  “Money-shmoney. Tonight is a night you’ll tell your grandchildren about. Maybe your real grandchildren, or maybe a grandchild you find on the street, swiping dollar bills.”

  I didn’t swipe the dollar. It had fallen out a window. I wasn’t like him. I hadn’t tricked the money out of people’s wallets.

  He continued. “All the big shots go to Odelia’s if they can. Once even the prince of Sweden couldn’t get in.” Solly chuckled. “But Odelia sent a bottle of champagne out to him to drink on the street.”

  Prince-shmince. The sultan of Turkey once gave my papa a medal.

  We turned onto 134th Street. The street was clogged with cars. A Cadillac, a Packard, a Doble—a steam-powered car!, a Lincoln, and two—two!—Pierce-Arrows!

  Irma Lee’s house was built of reddish stone. It was three stories tall, and I wondered if it all belonged to Mrs. Packer. Above the four long windows on the first floor were smaller ones made of stained glass. A green- and-white-striped awning hung over the double wooden doors, and a flight of stone steps went from the doors down to the sidewalk, which was crowded with colored people and white people all dressed up, holding glasses and plates of food. A maid, a white lady in a black dress with a white ruffly apron, walked through the crowd, carrying a silver tray with tiny pies on it.

  “Tell for you your fortune?” Bandit squawked.

  People turned to look at us and then turned away again. A tall colored lady came toward us.

  “Solly! You can’t get away from me now.”

  “Dora, the meshuggeneh!”

  Meshuggeneh means a crazy person. But Solly was smiling.

  Dora reached into the pocket of the loose jacket she wore over a very short dress. She pulled out a tape measure and started measuring Solly’s head. He let her. The parrot flapped its wings.

  “Watch out, Bandit,” she said, laughing, “or I’ll do your head next.”

  “He’s a smart bird,” Solly said.

  “Very interesting.” She pulled a notebook out of her pocket and wrote Solly’s measurements in it. “Your head is especially wide and flat.”

  “Nu? This is important?”

  “It could be. Can I do the boy?”

  “So ask him.”

  She turned to me. “May I?”

  “Okay.”

  But she didn’t start measuring. “I’m Dora. Are you a writer?”

  I shook my head.

  “Thank heavens. Another writer, and the gravity at this party would sink us all twenty feet under.”

  “I’m an artist,” I said. “I do gesture and line drawings.”

  She groaned. “That’s almost as bad. Let’s see if you have an artist’s head.” She started measuring.

  “Pardon me.”

  Dora took the tape measure off my head and turned.

  It was the maid. “Are you Mr. Dave?” she asked.

  Nobody ever called me mister before. “I guess so.”

  “And you’re Mr. Solly?”

  “And this is Mr. Bandit.”

  “Come with me. Miss Irma Lee has been expecting you.”

  Chapter 22

  I SAID GOOD-BYE to Dora and followed the maid through the crowd outside the door. A strip of flowered carpet ran from the curb, across the sidewalk, and up the steps to Irma Lee’s door.

  The maid pushed open a glossy wooden door. Inside, it was as crowded as Hester Street in my old neighborhood. The maid waited while I unbuttoned my coat. Then she helped me take it off. This was the leisure class!

  The maid put the coat and my cap over her arm and headed into the crowd. Solly put his hands on my shoulders. I wished I could hang on to the maid. I wouldn’t have minded losing Solly, but I didn’t want to lose her.

  The parrot squawked, “Oy vay!”

  I heard snatches of conversation.

  “Did you read it?” Woman’s voice.

  “Fire!! is the right word for it.” Man’s voice.

  “I think I see a bird.” Another man’s voice.

  Beyond the voices I heard sweet, tinkly music. The maid was disappearing ahead of us. People made room for her, but not for us. We inched forward, but she was gone.

  “It won’t be the first time a vulture came to Odelia’s.” A different woman’s voice.

  “This bird’s a parrot.”

  The people in front of me separated, and there was the maid again. She took my hand. “Stay right behind me.”
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  The crowd still let her through but not us. Her grip on my hand was like iron. She’s going to pull my arm off, I thought. When she finds Irma Lee that’s all she’ll have of me.

  Behind me, Solly chanted, “Coming through. Announcing the crown prince of Spain. Make way.”

  Bandit squawked, “Mazel tov, boychik. Oy vay.”

  I put my shoulders back, lifted my chin, and tried to look like the crown prince of Spain, whoever he was.

  They let us through. In a little while the crowd thinned. Fewer people, but a million books. The walls were filled with them. At the end of the room, a colored woman played a grand piano and a white man played a harp. If the music at the rent party was pot roast gravy—tasty and rich—this was seltzer—light, bubbly, nothing-to-it music.

  The maid faced us. “Miss Irma Lee only asked to see Mr. Dave.”

  See? I was right.

  “What would she want with an old man anyway? But tell me, girly, where’s Odelia? I want to pay my respects.”

  “Mrs. Packer is in the card room.”

  “So where’s the card room?”

  “Follow me, both of you.”

  The next room was the living room. There was a circular couch with seats facing out. In the middle, behind your head if you were sitting on the couch, a mahogany stand held a huge vase of ferns. Way above the ferns was a chandelier with at least a thousand dangling pieces of glass. There was a big mirror with mahogany columns on each side of it. Solly and I looked pretty shabby as we walked by.

  Irma Lee was my first love.

  How I loved my Irma Lee.

  But I was a poor boy,

  And she had a rich family.

  Next was the dining room. A table filled the room, and food filled the table. I saw a whole turkey, half eaten, an enormous roast beef, a basket bursting with rolls. My stomach rumbled. A sideboard was covered with cakes. I remembered my promise to bring food back to my buddies.

  The maid opened an oak door leading to a back stairway grand enough to be the front one. Solly was out of breath before he’d taken four steps.

  Would Irma Lee be as perfect as I remembered? Would she still want to be friends?

  The wallpaper in the second-floor hallway was dark red and gold. Big paintings in golden frames hung on the walls. The lighting was too dim to see them well. The first room we passed was the toilet. A toilet in your own house. Not in the hall, shared with Mr. and Mrs. Stern and their five children and their two boarders, plus our boarders, when we had them. I peeked inside. It had a bathtub!

  The maid opened the door to the next room, which turned out to be the card room. The air was foggy from cigarette smoke. Mrs. Packer sat at a table with a white man and two colored women. A few more people sat on a couch or stood talking in front of the window.

  Mrs. Packer smiled. “Solly, sit with me and bring me mazel. Dave, my baby’s been looking for you ever since she woke up this morning.”

  The maid and I left. She led me past three doors to the last room on the right. Inside, Irma Lee was on the floor playing jacks. The ball dribbled across the floor away from her. She jumped up and smiled at me.

  She was even prettier than I remembered. She sparkled like a new penny, like the sun on water.

  The maid left and closed the door behind her.

  “Dave! I thought you weren’t coming. Did you and Mr. Gruber have to sneak away from your mama again?”

  My voice wouldn’t work right. “Unhh.”

  She laughed. “Do you know how to play jacks?”

  I shook my head.

  “Where’d that ball go?”

  I looked around. There it was, stuck under one rocker of a rocking horse. I pointed.

  The horse was practically big enough to be on a carousel. The room was big too, as big as our old apartment. Only our apartment didn’t have windows that went from the floor to the ceiling, or a radiator for heat, or a round rug next to the bed. And Papa’s bed didn’t have a carved and upholstered headboard.

  Leaning against the wall behind the rocking horse was a pair of stilts. A doll with blond hair and a lacy dress rested on a pile of pillows on Irma Lee’s bed. An enormous dollhouse stood on a table in front of a window. Against the wall across from Irma Lee’s bed was a piano. Two pianos in one house!

  Irma Lee picked up the ball. She tugged me down onto the wooden floor. “I’ll teach you.” She gathered up the jacks and tossed them out. “Watch. I do ones first. They’re easy.”

  She threw the ball into the air. Her skirt was short, and I saw a scab on her left knee. Her socks were light green like her dress, and a red flower was embroidered above the ankle. She picked up a jack as the ball bounced and then caught the ball with the same hand. The way she caught it was just right—nothing extra.

  “Could I draw a picture of you?” I didn’t mean to say that, and my heart started banging away.

  She spun toward me, scattering jacks. “Are you an artist, Dave Caros?”

  I shrugged. “I want to be,” I muttered.

  She sprang to her feet. She never stayed still for more than a second—she was almost as jumpy as Mike.

  “You want crayons? Or chalk? I have colored chalk, and I have paint too.”

  “Crayons.”

  She got crayons and a pad out of a toy chest at the foot of her bed. “What should I do?” She stood on one foot in front of me.

  I decided to draw her doing something, because she always was. “We learned to do these gesture drawings in school.” I told her about them. Then I said, “Could you, um, twirl around, and when I say ‘stop’ stay very still?”

  She twirled around twice, and when she got back to me the second time, I told her to stop. She stopped suddenly, her skirt settling slowly. She stood with her arms out for balance, leaning on one foot with the other one behind her.

  “Can you stay like that?”

  She didn’t nod or say anything, she just didn’t move. I sat on the floor. It was a grand pose, exactly right for her.

  I only used the black crayon, the way we had in class. I started light, because I was afraid of making a mistake. Irma Lee’s drawing pad was too small, but I tried to draw big anyway, to fill the page, the way Mr. Hillinger had shown us.

  I marked her in, making her head bigger than it was and the rest of her smaller. I wanted to show how she reminded me of a flower, trying to get the sun. But it didn’t work. It made her look like a dwarf with a big head. I crumpled up the page.

  She didn’t move anything except her eyes, watching me drop the wadded-up paper.

  I started over. I shaded around the back of her head and the top side of her left arm, putting in a line where the doorway met her shoulder. Draw all around the page, I reminded myself. I shaded the floor around the leg she was leaning on. She stayed completely still, even though I was taking too long.

  I drew her skirt, not the space around it. Then I did the space around her other arm and the side of her face. She still didn’t budge.

  It was going well. You could tell she had just been twirling. I was afraid to do her face, but she had to have one. Mr. Hillinger had said to have courage. I made a light smudge where her mouth should go and put in a little shadow under her cheeks. Maybe that was enough. No. She needed a face. I started to outline her left eye.

  It was too high up, and it spoiled everything. Maybe I could try—

  The door opened. Irma Lee spun around. Mrs. Packer came in. She’d see the botched-up face in the drawing. Irma Lee would too. I turned the pad facedown and put it on the floor. Then I stood up.

  Chapter 23

  “MAMA!” IRMA LEE sounded furious. “You said you’d—”

  “Now, baby gi—”

  “I’m not a baby!”

  “I know, sugar. I just came up here to say hi and make sure you two were enjoying yourselves. Baby—honey, did you take Dave to get something to eat?”

  Irma Lee turned to me, looking worried.

  “Irma Lee asked me,” I lied, “but I had a big s
upper before I came.” I hoped they’d forget about the drawing.

  “Were you drawing my baby girl?”

  I shrugged. I didn’t want her to see the drawing with one eye halfway up the forehead.

  Mrs. Packer didn’t make me turn the pad over. She just said, “Be sure to introduce Dave to Aaron Douglas if he comes, baby girl.”

  “In a little while, Mama. You said—”

  “All right, babe— sweetheart. I’m going back to my game. You know where I am if you need me.” She closed the door behind her, leaving a heavy perfumed scent in the room.

  “Let me see my picture.”

  “I messed up your face.” I didn’t bend down for it.

  She didn’t look. Instead, she plunked herself down on the floor. “If you could have one wish, what would it be?”

  For Papa to be alive again.

  This was the time to tell her I was an orphan. I sat down and slid the drawing pad behind me. “Solly isn’t my grandpa.”

  “Then why are you pretending?” She didn’t sound mad at me for lying, just curious. “And what about your mama and sneaking out in your pajamas?”

  I picked up one of the jacks and turned it over and over in my hand. I couldn’t look at her while I told the truth. “I snuck out of the HHB, the orphanage, in my pajamas. My mama’s dead.”

  She didn’t say anything, so I kept talking and looking at the jack. “My papa died six and a half weeks ago, and my wish would be for him to be alive.”

  I looked up. Tears were rolling down her cheeks. She didn’t need to cry over me. I was all right. But maybe she was crying about her own parents too.

  “When did your mama die?” she asked.

  I told her how Mama died because of me, and then I found myself describing Papa’s carving, because she was in it. While I talked, she stopped crying.

  “Can you sneak out whenever you want to?”

  “I can get out sometimes.”

  “Could you bring the carving to show me?”

  I shook my head. “Mr. Doom has it.” I told her about the things in my suitcase and seeing the carving in his knickknack cabinet. I didn’t mention him beating me. “But I’m going to get the carving away from him.”