SAW - Sensational American Wrestling

Bobby wins and it looks like thanks to the distraction or help, depending on how you wanna look at it, of those dark mysterious people, who have for the third time now have interfered with Rich Inc’s dealing. Was it the Bombers? Who could tell with those cloaks on, you can’t see any part of their bodies, hair, or nothing. Actually, I’ve just been informed that the Brooklyn Bombers have been standing by backstage waiting for their match, so it cannot be them. It just doesn’t seem timely possible that they could make it back there in time. Who knows?

 

  There goes their music and here comes four of the meanest, toughest men walking the planet, it’s the collective crew of Bruno, Butch, Bubba, and Bruce...The Brooklyn Bombers!

  I wonder if Tex is still convinced that the four cloaked people are the Bombers after this recent appearance. Well, there’s the tag champs, the Dollar Dollar Bills, Big Tyme Billy and Big Shot Bill, and there’s Rick Rich, but where’s Tex?

 

  The DDB’s and Rick spread out and all point at the big black curtain covering the backstage entrance. Tex emerges from the back wearing an old school Olympic style wrestling outfit, trunks over spandex shorts, with the state of Texas on each side, and of course his big white cowboy hat.

  Oh no he did not! Spandex? Spandex went out of style when Beta VCR’s did. Like high top jelly shoes on a fat chick, like low fat healthy food at fast food restaurants, like Tony Danzah, Ken Griffee Jr, and Skin Tone Loc. Well, I think you get the point and as Tex makes his way to the ring there is no point, just all round fat bulges. Yuck, yuck, yuck, and more yuck! Even the Bills can’t hide their laughter too well, as they only manage to stop laughing when Tex looks at one of them. That doesn’t happen to be the case with the Bombers, they are laughing at him wildly as he approaches the ring. Oh man, I can’t contain my laughter anymore, Ha!

 

  Tex Wins? Wow! I mean Tex Wins! Tex wins! Never in a million years would I guessed that Tex would win a wrestling match over anyone, especially in a pretty much eight man elimination match. Wow, but that’s what you got to expect from S.A.W. Sensational American Wrestling, where the unexpected is expected. Well, that’s all the time for this show and we’ll be back next show, The Final Cut. I’m Wil B. Creamin saying goodnight, be careful, and God Bless.

  S.A.W. Book 1 Chapter 4 (Final Cut)