3001: The Final Odyssey

  A depressing thought occurred to him, soon after he had started exploring – much of the time in fast-forward – these relics of the past. He had read somewhere that by the turn of the century – his century! – there were approximately fifty thousand television stations broadcasting simultaneously. If that figure had been maintained and it might well have increased – by now millions of millions of hours of TV programming must have gone on the air. So even the most hardened cynic would admit that there were probably at least a billion hours of worthwhile viewing... and millions that would pass the highest standards of excellence. How to find these few – well, few million – needles in so gigantic a haystack?

  The thought was so overwhelming – indeed, so demoralizing – that after a week of increasingly aimless channel-surfing Poole asked for the set to be removed.

  Perhaps fortunately, he had less and less time to himself during his waking hours, which were steadily growing longer as his strength came back.

  There was no risk of boredom, thanks to the continual parade not only of serious researchers but also inquisitive – and presumably influential – citizens who had managed to filter past the palace guard established by Matron and Professor Anderson. Nevertheless, he was glad when, one day, the television set reappeared, he was beginning to suffer from withdrawal symptoms – and this time, he resolved to be more selective in his viewing.

  The venerable antique was accompanied by Indra Wallace, smiling broadly.

  “We've found something you must see, Frank. We think it will help you to adjust – anyway, we're sure you'll enjoy it.”

  Poole had always found that remark a recipe for guaranteed boredom, and prepared for the worst. But the opening had him instantly hooked, taking him back to his old life as few other things could have done. At once he recognized one of the most famous voices of his age, and remembered that he had seen this very program before. Could it have been at its first transmission? No, he was only five then: must have been a repeat...

  “Atlanta, 2000 December 31.”

  “This is CNN International, five minutes from the dawn of the New Millennium, with all its unknown perils and promise...”

  “But before we try to explore the future, let's look back a thousand years, and ask ourselves: could any persons living in A.D. 1000 even remotely imagine our world, or understand it, if they were magically transported across the centuries?”

  “Almost the whole of the technology we take for granted was invented near the very end of our Millennium – the steam engine, electricity, telephones, radio, television, cinema, aviation, electronics. And, during a single lifetime, nuclear energy and space travel – what would the greatest minds of the past have made of these? How long could an Archimedes or a Leonardo have retained his sanity, if suddenly dumped into our world?”

  “It's tempting to think that we would do better, if we were transported a thousand years hence. Surely the fundamental scientific discoveries have already been made, though there will be major improvements in technology, will there be any devices, anything as magical and incomprehensible to us as a pocket calculator or a video camera would have been to Isaac Newton?”

  “Perhaps our age is indeed sundered from all those that have gone before. Telecommunications, the ability to record images and sounds once irrevocably lost, the conquest of the air and space – all these have created a civilization beyond the wildest fantasies of the past. And equally important, Copernicus, Newton, Darwin and Einstein have so changed our mode of thinking and our outlook on the universe that we might seem almost a new species to the most brilliant of our predecessors.”

  “And will our successors, a thousand years from now, look back on us with the same pity with which we regard our ignorant, superstitious, disease-ridden, short-lived ancestors? We believe that we know the answers to questions that they could not even ask: but what surprises does the Third Millennium hold for us?”

  “Well, here it comes–”

  A great bell began to toll the strokes of midnight. The last vibration throbbed into silence...

  “And that's the way it was – good-bye, wonderful and terrible twentieth century...”

  Then the picture broke into a myriad fragments, and a new commentator took over, speaking with the accent which Poole could now easily understand, and which immediately brought him up to the present.

  “Now, in the first minutes of the year three thousand and one, we can answer that question from the past...”

  “Certainly, the people of 2001 who you were just watching would not feel as utterly overwhelmed in our age as someone from 1001 would have felt in theirs. Many of our technological achievements they would have anticipated; indeed, they would have expected satellite cities, and colonies on the Moon and planets. They might even have been disappointed, because we are not yet immortal, and have sent probes only to the nearest stars...”

  Abruptly, Indra switched off the recording.

  “See the rest later, Frank: you're getting tired. But I hope it will help you to adjust.”

  “Thank you, Indra. I'll have to sleep on it. But it's certainly proved one point.”

  “What's that?”

  “I should be grateful I'm not a thousand-and-oner, dropped into 2001. That would be too much of a quantum jump: I don't believe anyone could adjust to it. At least I know about electricity, and won't die of fright if a picture starts talking at me.”

  I hope, Poole told himself, that confidence is justified. Someone once said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Will I meet magic in this new world – and be able to handle it?

  6. Braincap

  “I'm afraid you'll have to make an agonizing decision,” said Professor Anderson, with a smile that neutralized the exaggerated gravity of his words.

  “I can take it, Doctor. Just give it to me straight.”

  “Before you can be fitted with your Braincap, you have to be completely bald. So here's your choice. At the rate your hair grows, you'd have to be shaved at least once a month. Or you could have a permanent.”

  “How's that done?”

  “Laser scalp treatment. Kills the follicles at the root.”

  “Hmm... is it reversible?”

  “Yes, but that's messy and painful, and takes weeks.”

  “Then I'll see how I like being hairless, before committing myself. I can't forget what happened to Samson.”

  “Who?”

  “Character in a famous old book. His girl-friend cut off his hair while he was sleeping. When he woke up, all his strength had gone.”

  “Now I remember – pretty obvious medical symbolism!”

  “Still, I wouldn't mind losing my beard. I'd be happy to stop shaving, once and for all.”

  “I'll make the arrangements. And what kind of wig would you like?”

  Poole laughed.

  “I'm not particularly vain – think it would be a nuisance, and probably won't bother. Something else I can decide later.”

  That everyone in this era was artificially bald was a surprising fact that Poole had been quite slow to discover; his first revelation had come when both his nurses removed their luxuriant tresses, without the slightest sign of embarrassment, just before several equally bald specialists arrived to give him a series of micro-biological checks. He had never been surrounded by so many hairless people, and his initial guess was that this was the latest step in the medical profession's endless war against germs.

  Like many of his guesses, it was completely wrong, and when he discovered the true reason he amused himself by seeing how often he would have been sure, had he not known in advance, that his visitors' hair was not their own. The answer was: seldom with men, never with women; this was obviously the great age of the wig-maker.

  Professor Anderson wasted no time: that afternoon the nurses smeared some evil-smelling cream over Poole's head, and when he looked into the mirror an hour later he did not recognize himself. Well, he thought, perhaps a wig would be a good idea,
after all...

  The Braincap fitting took somewhat longer. First a mould had to be made, which required him to sit motionless for a few minutes until the plaster set. He fully expected to be told that his head was the wrong shape when his nurses – giggling most unprofessionally – had a hard time extricating him. “Ouch that hurt!” he complained.

  Next came the skull-cap itself, a metal helmet that fitted snugly almost down to the ears, and triggered a nostalgic thought – wish my Jewish friends could see me now! After a few minutes, it was so comfortable that he was unaware of its presence.

  Now he was ready for the installation – a process which, he realized with something akin to awe, had been the Rite of Passage for almost all the human race for more than half a millennium.

  “There's no need to close your eyes,” said the technician, who had been introduced by the pretentious title of “Brain Engineer” – almost always shortened to “Brainman” in popular usage. “When Setup begins, all your inputs will be taken over. Even if your eyes are open, you won't see anything.”

  I wonder if everyone feels as nervous as this, Poole asked himself. Is this the last moment I'll be in control of my own mind? Still, I've learned to trust the technology of this age; up to now, it hasn't let me down. Of course, as the old saying goes, there's always a first time...

  As he had been promised, he had felt nothing except a gentle tickling as the myriad of nanowires wormed their way through his scalp. All his senses were still perfectly normal; when he scanned his familiar room, everything was exactly where it should be.

  The Brainman – wearing his own skull-cap, wired, like Poole's, to a piece of equipment that could easily have been mistaken for a twentieth-century laptop computer – gave him a reassuring smile.

  “Ready?” he asked.

  There were times when the old clichés were the best ones.

  “Ready as I'll ever be,” Poole answered.

  Slowly, the light faded – or seemed to. A great silence descended, and even the gentle gravity of the Tower relinquished its hold upon him. He was an embryo, floating in a featureless void, though not in complete darkness. He had known such a barely visible, near ultra-violet tenebrosity, on the very edge of night, only once in his life when he had descended further than was altogether wise down the face of a sheer cliff at the outer edge of the Great Barrier Reef. Looking down into hundreds of meters of crystalline emptiness, he had felt such a sense of disorientation that he experienced a brief moment of panic, and had almost triggered his buoyancy unit before regaining control. Needless to say, he had never mentioned the incident to the Space Agency physicians...

  From a great distance a voice spoke out of the immense void that now seemed to surround him. But it did not reach him through his ears: it sounded softly in the echoing labyrinths of his brain.

  “Calibration starting. From time to time you will be asked questions – you can answer mentally, but it may help to vocalize. Do you understand?”

  “Yes,” Poole replied, wondering if his lips were indeed moving. There was no way that he could tell.

  Something was appearing in the void – a grid of thin lines, like a huge sheet of graph paper. It extended up and down, right and left, to the limits of his vision. He tried to move his head, but the image refused to change.

  Numbers started to flicker across the grid, too fast for him to read – but presumably some circuit was recording them. Poole could not help smiling (did his cheeks move?) at the familiarity of it all. This was just like the computer-driven eye examination that any oculist of his age would give a client.

  The grid vanished, to be replaced by smooth sheets of color filling his entire field of view. In a few seconds, they flashed from one end of the spectrum to the other. “Could have told you that,” Poole muttered silently. “My color vision's perfect. Next for hearing, I suppose.”

  He was quite correct. A faint, drumming sound accelerated until it became the lowest of audible Cs, then raced up the musical scale until it disappeared beyond the range of human hearing, into bat and dolphin territory.

  That was the last of the simple, straightforward tests. He was briefly assailed by scents and flavors, most of them pleasant but some quite the reverse. Then he became, or so it seemed, a puppet on an invisible strig.

  He presumed that his neuromuscular control was being tested, and hoped that there were no external manifestations, if there were, he would probably look like someone in the terminal stages of St Vitus's Dance. And for one moment he even had a violent erection, but was unable to give it a reality check before he fell into a dreamless sleep.

  Or did he only dream that he slept? He had no idea how much time had elapsed before he awoke. The helmet had already gone, together with the Brainman and his equipment.

  “Everything went fine,” beamed Matron. “It will take a few hours to check that there are no anomalies. If your reading's KO – I mean OK – you'll have your Braincap tomorrow.”

  Poole appreciated the efforts of his entourage to learn archaic English, but he could not help wishing that Matron had not made that unfortunate slip of the tongue.

  When the time came for the final filling, Poole felt almost like a boy again, about to unwrap some wonderful new toy under the Christmas free.

  “You won't have to go through all that setting-up again,” the Brainman assured him. “Download will start immediately. I'll give you a five-minute demo. Just relax and enjoy.”

  Gentle, soothing music washed over him; though it was something very familiar, from his own time, he could not identify it. There was a mist before his eyes, which parted as he walked towards it...

  Yes, he was walking! The illusion was utterly convincing; he could feel the impact of his feet on the ground, and now that the music had stopped he could hear a gentle wind blowing through the great trees that appeared to surround him. He recognized them as Californian redwoods, and hoped that they still existed in reality, somewhere on Earth.

  He was moving at a brisk pace – too fast for comfort, as if time was slightly accelerated so he could cover as much ground as possible. Yet he was not conscious of any effort; he felt he was a guest in someone else's body. The sensation was enhanced by the fact that he had no control over his movements. When he attempted to stop, or to change direction, nothing happened. He was going along for the ride.

  It did not matter; he was enjoying the novel experience – and could appreciate how addictive it could become. The “dream machines” that many scientists of his own century had anticipated – often with alarm – were now part of everyday life. Poole wondered how Mankind had managed to survive: he had been told that much of it had not. Millions had been brain-burned, and had dropped out of life.

  Of course, he would be immune to such temptations! He would use this marvelous tool to learn more about the world of the Fourth Millennium, and to acquire in minutes new skills that would otherwise take years to master. Well – he might, just occasionally, use the Braincap purely for fun...

  He had come to the edge of the forest, and was looking out across a wide river. Without hesitation, he walked into it, and felt no alarm as the water rose over his head. It did seem a little strange that he could continue breathing naturally, but he thought it much more remarkable that he could see perfectly in a medium where the unaided human eye could not focus. He could count every scale on the magnificent trout that went swimming past, apparently oblivious to this strange intruder...

  Then, a mermaid! Well he had always wanted to meet one, but he had assumed that they were marine creatures. Perhaps they occasionally came upstream – like salmon, to have their babies? She was gone before he could question her, to confirm or deny this revolutionary theory.

  The river ended in a translucent wall; he stepped through it on to the face of a desert, beneath a blazing sun. Its heat burned him uncomfortably – yet he was able to look directly into its noonday fury. He could even see, with unnatural clarity, an archipelago of sunspots near one limb. And – this wa
s surely impossible – there was the tenuous glory of the corona, quite invisible except during total eclipse, reaching out like a swan's wings on either side of the Sun.

  Everything faded to black: the haunting music returned, and with it the blissful coolness of his familiar room. He opened his eyes (had they ever been closed?) and found an expectant audience waiting for his reaction.

  “Wonderful!” he breathed, almost reverently. “Some of it seemed – well, realer than real!”

  Then his engineer's curiosity, never far from the surface, started nagging him.

  “Even that short demo must have contained an enormous amount of information. How's it stored?”

  “In these tablets – the same your audio-visual system uses, but with much greater capacity.”

  The Brainman handed Poole a small square, apparently made of glass, silvered on one surface; it was almost the same size as the computer diskettes of his youth, but twice the thickness. As Poole tilted it back and forth, trying to see into its transparent interior, there were occasional rainbow-hued flashes, but that was all.

  He was holding, he realized, the end product of more than a thousand years of electro-optical technology – as well as other technologies unborn in his era. And it was not surprising that, superficially, it resembled closely the devices he had known. There was a convenient shape and size for most of the common objects of everyday life – knives and forks, books, hand-tools, furniture... and removable memories for computers.

  “What's its capacity?” he asked. “In my time, we were up to a terabyte in something this size. I'm sure you've done a lot better.”

  “Not as much as you might imagine – there's a limit, of course, set by the structure of matter. By the way, what was a terabyte? Afraid I've forgotten.”