SAW - Sensational American Wrestling

  The plastic eatery in your house? Almost certain. That cassette tape with the bootleg copy on it? Probably. That noisy little toy hidden between your mattress and box spring? More than likely. Those products and so much more are just some of the products we make.

  Spears Plastic Company, a British Corporation and the number one supplier of plastic products throughout the world is proud to be sponsoring this year’s ‘Hoping for a Damn Miracle’ Super Music Fest at Coney Island. All proceeds will go toward today’s people who truly have close to no chance in hell to survive.

  Remember Little Billy Johnson of Buttussle, Oklahoma? The poor lad was ran over and stuck under a train which cut his body in half with only the wheels of the train keeping his insides from spilling out. His barely living body still split in half is now resting in a hospital somewhere and the doctors are baffled. Well not us, we’re hoping for a damn miracle!

  This year’s Music Super Fest will be the hottest ever! With such stars as R. Smelly performing a remix of the old school R & B song, “Age ain’t nuttin but a number.” AireSmith and Richard James performing “SuperPink” plus Stink 187, Christina Alligator, 5 Dudes Who Are Not GAY! And many more! Again, all the proceeds will go to the HFADM foundation.

  So when you think plastic, think Spear Plastic, heads above the rest, so go out and grab the best, Spear Plastic has passed the test, since 1869.