P.S. Is that your real name?
P.S. Have you already written to me? Are you "stalking" me?
Q. Dear Mammy Walsh, can you give me advice on applying fake
tan. Mine always goes streaky or too orange and I've been the subject
of a whispering campaign at work.
Dawn, Cardiff
A. Did they laugh at you, pet? I'd know all about that. Patience is the key. Also, and this might sound like I'm promoting my own daughter, but Candy Grrrl does a lovely fake tan—and that 's another thing, Dawn—we don't call it fake tan anymore, love. It 's self-tan now. Just a little tip. Yes, Candy Grrrl's is very nice. You put it on with latex gloves, like something out of ER, and the shade comes up nicely after three goes. Not streaky and not too orange. Quite smelly, though, but then again, they all are. Mr. Walsh goes mad. He says I stink the bedroom up. But I tell him to shut up, that it 's a small price to pay for me looking lovely. Another thing that might help is if you "exfoliate," that means to give yourself a good scrub with granuley stuff before you put on your fake tan. If you don't want the extra expense of buying the exfoliator, just rub harder with your facecloth. Although, and again it might sound like I'm promoting Anna, but Candy Grrrl do a lovely exfoliator, it smells like pineapples. Mind you, it 's easy for me to say because I get mine free.
Mammy Walsh regrets she cannot enter into private correspondence, as she has a home to run, a husband who is next to useless and five daughters who are always getting themselves into terrible mix-ups.
First written for Penguin Books' website, 2004
About the Author
MMARIAN KEYES began writing in 1993 and is the author of seven novels—Watermelon, Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married, Rachel's Holiday, Last Chance Saloon, Angels, Sushi for Beginners, and The Other Side of the Story—all huge international bestsellers. She is also the author of Under the Duvet, a collection of humorous essays. She lives in Ireland with her husband and their two imaginary dogs.
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By Marian Keyes
CRACKS IN MY FOUNDATION
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY
UNDER THE DUVET
SUSHI FOR BEGINNERS
ANGELS
LAST CHANCE SALOON
RACHEL'S HOLIDAY
LUCY SULLIVAN IS GETTING MARRIED
WATERMELON
Credits
Jacket illustration by Beth Adams Interior text designed by Elizabeth M. Glover
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Adobe Acrobat eBook Reader October 2005 ISBN 0-06-089778-3
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Keyes, Marian. Cracks in my foundation / by Marian Keyes.—1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN-13: 978-0-06-078703-5 ISBN-10: 0-06-078703-1
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
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