‘I shouldn’t wonder,’ said Parker, with emphasis. ‘That fellow Freeman is full of plots about poisonings and wills and survivorship, isn’t he?’
‘Yes.’ Wimsey balanced A Silent Witness gently in his hand, and laid it down again. ‘This one, for instance, is all about a bloke who murdered somebody and kept him in cold storage till he was ready to dispose of him. It would suit Robert Fentiman.’
Parker grinned.
‘A bit elaborate for the ordinary criminal. But I dare say people do get ideas out of these books. Like to look at the pictures? They’re pretty awful.’
‘Don’t try to break it gently. Show us the worst at once . . . Oh, lord!’
‘Well, it gives me a pain,’ said Parker. But I thought perhaps that was my lack of artistic education.’
‘It was your natural good taste. What vile colour, and viler drawing.’
‘But nobody cares about drawing nowadays, do they?’
‘Ah! but there’s a difference between the man who can draw and won’t draw, and the man who can’t draw at all. Go on. Let’s see the rest.’
Parker produced them, one after the other. Wimsey glanced quickly at each. He had picked up the brush and palette and was fingering them as he talked.
‘These,’ he said, ‘are the paintings of a completely untalented person, who is, moreover, trying to copy the mannerisms of a very advanced school. By the way, you have noticed, of course, that she has been painting within the last few days, but chucked it in sudden disgust. She has left the paints on the palette, and the brushes are still stuck in the turps, turning their ends up and generally ruining themselves. Suggestive, I fancy. The – stop a minute! Let’s look at that again.’
Parker had brought forward the head of the sallow, squinting man which he had mentioned to Wimsey before.
‘Put that up on the easel. That’s very interesting. The others, you see, are all an effort to imitate other people’s art, but this – this is an effort to imitate nature. Why? It’s very bad, but it’s meant for somebody. And it’s been worked on a lot. Now what was it made her do that?’
‘Well, it wasn’t for his beauty, I should think.’
‘No? But there must have been a reason. Dante, you may remember, once painted an angel. Do you know the limerick about the old man of Khartum?’
‘What did he do?’
‘He kept two black sheep in his room. They remind me (he said) Of two friends who are dead, But I cannot remember of whom.’
‘If that reminds you of anyone you know, I don’t care much for your friends. I never saw an uglier mug.’
‘He’s not beautiful. But I think the sinister squint is chiefly due to bad drawing. It’s very difficult to get eyes looking the same way, when you can’t draw. Cover up one eye, Charles – not yours, the portrait’s.’
Parker did so.
Wimsey looked again, and shook his head.
‘It escapes me for the moment,’ he said. ‘Probably it’s nobody I know after all. But, whoever it is, surely this room tells you something.’
‘It suggests to me,’ said Parker, ‘that the girl’s been taking more interest in crimes and chemistry stuff than is altogether healthy in the circumstances.’
Wimsey looked at him for a moment.
‘I wish I could think as you do.’
‘What do you think?’ demanded Parker impatiently.
‘No,’ said Wimsey. ‘I told you about that George business this morning, because glass bottles are facts, and one mustn’t conceal facts. But I’m not obliged to tell you what I think.’
‘You don’t think, then, that Ann Dorland did the murder?’
‘I don’t know about that, Charles. I came here hoping that this room could tell me the same thing that it told you. But it hasn’t. It’s told me different. It’s told me what I thought all along.’
‘A penny for your thoughts, then,’ said Parker, trying desperately to keep the conversation on a jocular footing.
‘Not even thirty pieces of silver,’ replied Wimsey mournfully.
Parker stacked the canvases away without another word.
19
LORD PETER PLAYS DUMMY
‘Do you want to come with me to the Armstrong woman?’
‘May as well,’ said Wimsey; ‘you never know.’
Nurse Armstrong belonged to an expensive nursing-home in Great Wimpole Street. She had not been interviewed before, having only returned the previous evening from escorting an invalid lady to Italy. She was a large, good-looking, imperturbable woman, rather like the Venus of Milo, and she answered Parker’s questions in a cheerful, matter-of-fact tone, as though they had been about bandages or temperatures.
‘Oh, yes, constable; I remember the poor old gentleman being brought in, perfectly.’
Parker had a natural dislike to being called constable. However, a detective must not let little things like that irritate him.
‘Was Miss Dorland present at the interview between your patient and her brother?’
‘Only for a few moments. She said good afternoon to the old gentleman and led him up to the bed, and then, when she saw them comfortable together, she went out.’
‘How do you mean, comfortable together?’
‘Well, the patient called the old gentleman by his name, and he answered, and then he took her hand and said, “I’m sorry, Felicity; forgive me,” or something of that sort, and she said, “There’s nothing to forgive; don’t distress yourself, Arthur” – crying, he was, the poor old man. So he sat down on the chair by the bed, and Miss Dorland went out.’
‘Nothing was said about the will?’
‘Not while Miss Dorland was in the room, if that’s what you mean.’
‘Suppose anybody had listened at the door afterwards – could they have heard what was said?’
‘Oh, no! the patient was very weak and spoke very low. I couldn’t hear myself half she said.’
‘Where were you?’
‘Well, I went away, because I thought they’d like to be alone. But I was in my own room with the door open between, and I was looking in most of the time. She was so ill, you see, and the old gentleman looked so frail, I didn’t like to go out of earshot. In our work, you see, we often have to see and hear a lot that we don’t say anything about.’
‘Of course, nurse – I am sure you did quite right. Now, when Miss Dorland brought the brandy up – the General was feeling very ill?’
‘Yes – he had a nasty turn. I put him in the big chair and bent him over till the spasm went off. He asked for his own medicine, and I gave it to him – no, it wasn’t drops – it was amyl nitrate; you inhale it. Then I rang the bell and sent the girl for the brandy.’
‘Amyl nitrate – you’re sure that’s all he had?’
‘Positive; there wasn’t anything else. Lady Dormer had been having strychnine injections to keep her heart going, of course, and we’d tried oxygen; but we shouldn’t give him those, you know.’
She smiled, competently, condescendingly.
‘Now, you say Lady Dormer had been having this, that and the other. Were there any medicines lying about that General Fentiman might have accidentally taken up and swallowed?’
‘Oh, dear no.’
‘No drops or tabloids or anything of that kind?’
‘Certainly not; the medicines were kept in my room.
‘Nothing on the bedside table or the mantelpiece?’
‘There was a cup of diluted Listerine by the bed, for washing out the patient’s mouth from time to time, that was all.’
‘And there’s no digitalin in Listerine – no, of course not. Well, now, who brought up the brandy-and-water?’
‘The housemaid went to Mrs Mitcham for it. I should have had some upstairs, as a matter of fact, but the patient couldn’t keep it down. Some of them can’t, you know.’
‘Did the girl bring it straight up to you?’
‘No – she stopped to call Miss Dorland on the way. Of course, she ought to have brought t
he brandy at once and gone to Miss Dorland afterwards – but it’s anything to save trouble with these girls, as I dare say you know.’
‘Did Miss Dorland bring it straight up –’ began Parker. Nurse Armstrong broke in upon him.
‘If you’re thinking, did she put the digitalin into the brandy, you can dismiss that from your mind, constable. If he’d had as big a dose as that in solution at half-past four, he’d have been taken ill ever so much earlier than he was.’
‘You seem to be well up in the case, nurse.’
‘Oh, I am. Naturally I was interested, Lady Dormer being my patient and all.’
‘Of course. But all the same, did Miss Dorland bring the brandy straight along to you?’
‘I think so. I heard Nellie go along the passage on the half landing, and looked out to call to her, but by the time I’d got the door open I saw Miss Dorland coming out of the studio with the brandy in her hand.’
‘And where was Nellie then?’
‘Just got back to the end of the passage and starting downstairs to the telephone.’
‘At that rate, Miss Dorland couldn’t have been more than ten seconds alone with the brandy,’ said Peter thoughtfully. ‘And who gave it to General Fentiman?’
‘I did. I took it out of Miss Dorland’s hand at the door and gave it to him at once. He seemed better then, and only took a little of it.’
‘Did you leave him again?’
‘I did not. Miss Dorland went out on to the landing presently to see if the taxi was coming.’
‘She was never alone with him?’
‘Not for a moment.’
‘Did you like Miss Dorland, nurse? Is she a nice girl, I mean?’ Wimsey had not spoken for so long that Parker quite started.
‘She was always very pleasant to me,’ said Nurse Armstrong. ‘I shouldn’t call her an attractive girl, not to my mind.’
‘Did she ever mention Lady Dormer’s testamentary arrangements in your hearing?’ asked Parker, picking up what he conceived to be Wimsey’s train of thought.
‘Well – not exactly. But I remember her once talking about her painting, and saying she did it for a hobby, as her aunt would see she always had enough to live on.’
‘That’s true enough,’ said Parker. ‘At the worst, she would get fifteen thousand pounds, which, carefully invested, might mean six or seven hundred a year. She didn’t say she expected to be very rich?’
‘No.’
‘Nor anything about the General?’
‘Not a word.’
‘Was she happy?’asked Wimsey.
‘She was upset, naturally, with her aunt being so ill.’
‘I don’t mean that. You are the sort of person who observes a lot – nurses are awfully quick about that kind of thing, I’ve noticed. Did she strike you as a person who – who felt right with life, as you might say?’
‘She was one of the quiet ones. But – yes – I should say she was satisfied with things all right.’
‘Did she sleep well?’
‘Oh, she was a very sound sleeper. It was a job to wake her if anything was wanted in the night.’
‘Did she cry much?’
‘She cried over the old lady’s death; she had very nice feelings.’
‘Some natural tears she shed, and all that. She didn’t lie about and have awful howling fits or anything like that?’
‘Good gracious, no!’
‘How did she walk?’
‘Walk?’
‘Yes, walk. Was she what you’d call droopy?’
‘Oh, no – quick and brisk.’
‘What was her voice like?’
‘Well, now, that was one of the nice things about her. Rather deep for a woman, but with what I might call a tune in it. Melodious,’ said Nurse Armstrong, with a faint giggle, ‘that’s what they call it in novels.’
Parker opened his mouth and shut it again.
‘How long did you stay on at the house after Lady Dormer died?’ pursued Wimsey.
‘I waited on till after the funeral, just in case Miss Dorland should need anybody.’
‘Before you left, did you hear anything of this trouble about the lawyers and the wills?’
‘They were talking about it downstairs. Miss Dorland said nothing to me herself.’
‘Did she seem worried?’
‘Not to notice.’
‘Had she any friends with her at the time?’
‘Not staying in the house. She went out to see some friends one evening. I think – the evening before I left. She didn’t say who they were.’
‘I see. Thank you, nurse.’
Parker had no more questions to put, and they took their leave.
‘Well,’ said Parker, ‘how anybody could admire that girl’s voice—’
‘You noticed that! My theory is coming out right, Charles. I wish it wasn’t. I’d rather be wrong. I should like to have you look pitifully at me and say, “I told you so.” I can’t speak more strongly than that.’
‘Hang your theories!’ said Parker. ‘It looks to me as if we shall have to wash out the idea that General Fentiman got his dose in Portman Square. By the way, didn’t you say you’d met the Dorland girl at the Rushworths?’
‘No. I said I went hoping to meet her, but she wasn’t there.’
‘Oh, I see. Well, that’ll do for the moment. How about a spot of lunch?’
At which point they turned the corner and ran slap into Salcombe Hardy, emerging from Harley Street. Wimsey clutched Parker’s arm suddenly. ‘I’ve remembered,’ he said.
‘What?’
‘Who that portrait reminds me of. Tell you later.’
Sally, it appeared, was also thinking of grub. He was, in fact, due to meet Waffles Newton at the Falstaff. It ended in their all going to the Falstaff.
‘And how’s it all going?’ demanded Sally, ordering boiled beef and carrots.
He looked limpidly at Parker, who shook his head.
‘Discreet man, your friend,’ said Sally to Peter. ‘I suppose the police are engaged in following up a clue – or have we reached the point when they are completely baffled? Or do we say that an arrest is imminent, eh?’
‘Tell us your own version, Sally. Your opinion’s as good as anybody’s.’
‘Oh, mine! Same as yours – same as everybody’s. The girl was in league with the doctor, of course. Pretty obvious, isn’t it?’
‘Maybe,’ said Parker cautiously. ‘But that’s a hard thing to prove. We know, of course, that they both sometimes went to Mrs Rushworth’s house, but there’s no evidence that they knew each other well.’
‘But, you ass, she –’ Wimsey blurted out. He shut his mouth again with a snap. ‘No, I won’t. Fish it out for yourselves.’
Illumination was flooding in on him in great waves. Each point of light touched off a myriad others. Now a date was lit up, and now a sentence. The relief in his mind would have been overwhelming, had it not been for that nagging central uncertainty. It was the portrait that worried him most. Painted as a record, painted to recall beloved features – thrust face to the wall and covered with dust.
Sally and Parker were talking.
‘. . . moral certainty is not the same thing as proof.’
‘Unless we can show that she knew the terms of the will . . .’
‘. . . why wait till the last minute? It could have been done safely any time . . .’
‘They probably thought it wasn’t necessary. The old lady looked like seeing him into his grave easily. If it hadn’t been for the pneumonia . . .’
‘Even so, they had five days.’
‘Yes – well, say she didn’t know till the very day of Lady Dormer’s death . . .’
‘She might have told her then. Explained . . . seeing the thing had become a probability . . .’
‘And the Dorland girl arranged for the visit to Harley Street . . .’
‘. . . plain as the nose on your face.’
Hardy chuckled.
‘They must have g
ot a thundering shock when the body turned up the next morning at the Bellona. I suppose you gave Penberthy a good gruelling about that rigor?’
‘Pretty fair. He fell back on professional caution, naturally.’
‘It’s coming to him in the witness-box. Does he admit knowing the girl?’
‘He says he just knows her to speak to. But one’s got to find somebody who has seen them together. You remember the Thompson case. It was the interview in the teashop that clinched it.’
‘What I want to know,’ said Wimsey ‘is why—’
‘Why what?’
‘Why didn’t they compromise?’ It was not what he had been going to say, but he felt defeated, and those words would end the sentence as well as any others.
‘What’s that?’ asked Hardy quickly.
Peter explained.
‘When the question of survivorship came up, the Fentiman’s were ready to compromise and split the money. Why didn’t Miss Dorland agree? If your idea’s the right one, it was much the safest way. But it was she who insisted on an inquiry.’
‘I didn’t know that,’ said Hardy. He was annoyed. All kinds of ‘stories’ were coming his way today, and tomorrow there would probably be an arrest, and he wouldn’t be able to use them.
‘They did agree to compromise in the end,’ said Parker. ‘When was that?’
‘After I told Penberthy there was going to be an exhumation,’ said Wimsey, as though in spite of himself.
‘There you are! They saw it was getting too dangerous.’
‘Do you remember how nervous Penberthy was at the exhumation?’ said Parker. ‘That man – what’s his name? – his joke about Palmer, and knocking over the jar?’
‘What was that?’ demanded Hardy again. Parker told him, and he listened, grinding his teeth. Another good story gone west. But it would all come out at the trial, and would be worth a headline.
‘Robert Fentiman ought to be given a medal,’ said Hardy. ‘If he hadn’t gone butting in—’
‘Robert Fentiman?’ inquired Parker distantly.
Hardy grinned.
‘If he didn’t fix up the old boy’s body, who did? Give us credit for a little intelligence.’