He was on his way back to the hotel when he saw Schosse leaning over a smoking brown car at the side of the road. Inside sat two children and a very old woman with a shawl around her head. She didn’t seem to be feeling very well.

  Schosse caught sight of Ove and waved at him in an agitated manner with something almost like panic in his eyes. “Sennjaur,” he called out to Ove, the way he’d done every time he’d spoken to him since their arrival. Ove assumed it meant “Ove” in Spanish, but he hadn’t checked Sonja’s phrase book so carefully. Schosse pointed at the car and gesticulated wildly at Ove again. Ove stuck his hands into his trouser pockets and stopped at a safe distance, with a watchful look on his face.

  “Hospital!” Schosse shouted again and pointed at the old woman in the car. In fact, she didn’t look in very good shape, Ove reaffirmed to himself. Schosse pointed to the woman and pointed under the hood at the smoking engine, repeating despairingly, “Hospital! Hospital!” Ove cast his evaluating eye on the spectacle and finally drew the conclusion that this smoking, Spanish-­manufactured car must be known as a “hospital.”

  He leaned over the engine and peered down. It didn’t look so complicated, he thought.

  “Hospital,” Schosse said again and nodded several times and looked quite worried.

  Ove didn’t know what he was expected to say to that; clearly the whole matter of car makes was considered quite important in Spain, and certainly Ove could empathize with that.

  “Saaaab,” he said, therefore, pointing demonstratively at his chest.

  Schosse stared in puzzlement at him for a moment. Then he pointed at himself.

  “Schosse!”

  “I wasn’t bloody asking for your name, I was only sayi—” Ove started saying, but he stopped himself when he was met on the other side of the hood by a stare as glazed as an inland lake.

  Obviously this Schosse’s grasp of Swedish was even worse than Ove’s Spanish. Ove sighed and looked with some concern at the children in the backseat. They were holding the old woman’s hands and looked quite terrified. Ove looked down at the engine again.

  Then he rolled up his shirtsleeves and motioned for Schosse to move out of the way. Within ten minutes they were back on the road, and Ove had never seen anyone so relieved to have his car fixed.

  However much she flicked through her little phrase book, Sonja never found out the exact reason why they weren’t charged for any of the food they ate in José’s restaurant that week. But she laughed until she was positively simmering every time the little Spanish man who owned the restaurant lit up like a sun when he saw Ove, held out his arms, and exclaimed: “Señor Saab!!!”

  Her daily naps and Ove’s walks became a ritual. On the second day, Ove walked past a man putting up a fence, and stopped to explain that this was absolutely the wrong way to do it. The man couldn’t understand a word of what he was saying, so Ove decided in the end that it would be quicker to show him how. On the third day he built a new exterior wall on a church building, with the assistance of the village priest. On the fourth day he went with Schosse to a field outside the village, where he helped one of Schosse’s friends pull out a horse that had got stuck in a muddy ditch.

  Many years later it occurred to Sonja to ask him about all that. When Ove at last told her, she shook her head both long and hard. “So while I was sleeping you sneaked out and helped people in need . . . and mended their fences? People can say whatever they like about you, Ove. But you’re the strangest superhero I ever heard about.”

  On the bus on the way home from Spain she put Ove’s hand on her belly and he felt the child kicking—faintly, as if someone had prodded the palm of his hand through a very thick oven mitt. They sat there for several hours feeling the little bumps. Ove didn’t say anything but Sonja saw the way he wiped his eyes with the back of his hand when he rose from his seat and mumbled something about needing the bathroom.

  It was the happiest week of Ove’s life.

  It was destined to be followed by the very unhappiest.

  22

  A MAN CALLED OVE AND SOMEONE IN A GARAGE

  Ove and the cat sit in silence in the Saab outside the hospital.

  “Stop looking at me as if this is my fault,” says Ove to the cat.

  The cat looks back at him as if it isn’t angry but disappointed.

  It wasn’t really the plan that he would be sitting outside this hospital again. He hates hospitals, after all, and now he’s bloody been here three times in less than a week. It’s not right and proper. But no other choice was available to him.

  Because today went to pot from the very beginning.

  It started with Ove and the cat, during their daily inspection, when they discovered that the sign forbidding vehicular traffic within the residential area had been run over. This inspired such colorful profanities from Ove that the cat looked quite embarrassed. Ove marched off in fury and emerged moments later with his snow shovel. Then he stopped, looking towards Anita and Rune’s house, his jaws clamped so hard that they made a creaking sound.

  The cat looked at him accusingly.

  “It’s not my fault the old sod went and got old,” he said more firmly.

  When the cat didn’t seem to find this to be in any way an acceptable explanation, Ove pointed at it with the snow shovel.

  “You think this is the first time I’ve had a run-in with the council? That decision about Rune, do you think they’ve actually come to a real conclusion about it? They NEVER will! It’ll go to appeal and then they’ll drag it out and put it through their shitty bureaucratic grind! You understand? You think it’ll happen quickly, but it takes months! Years! You think I’m going to stick around here just because that old sod went all helpless?”

  The cat didn’t answer.

  “You don’t understand! Understand?” Ove hissed and turned around.

  He felt the cat’s eyes on his back as he marched inside.

  That is not the reason why Ove and the cat are sitting in the Saab in the parking area outside the hospital. But it does have a fairly direct connection with Ove standing there shoveling snow when that journalist woman in her slightly too large green jacket turned up outside his house.

  “Ove?” she asked behind him, as if she was concerned that he might have changed his identity since she last came here to disturb him.

  Ove continued shoveling without in any way acknowledging her presence.

  “I only want to ask you a few questions. . . .” she tried.

  “Ask them somewhere else. I don’t want them here,” Ove answered, scattering snow about him in a way that made it difficult to tell whether he was shoveling or digging.

  “But I only want t—” she said, but she was interrupted by Ove and the cat going into the house and slamming the door in her face.

  Ove and the cat squatted in the hall and waited for her to leave. But she didn’t leave. She started banging on the door and calling out: “But you’re a hero!!!”

  “She’s absolutely psychotic, that woman,” said Ove to the cat.

  The cat didn’t disagree.

  When she carried on banging and shouting even louder, Ove didn’t know what to do, so he threw the door open and put his finger over his mouth, hushing her, as if in the next moment he was going to point out that this was actually a library.

  She attempted to grin up at his face, waving something that Ove instinctively perceived as a camera of some sort. Or something else. It wasn’t so easy knowing what cameras looked like anymore in this bloody society.

  Then she tried to step into his hall. Maybe she shouldn’t have done that.

  Ove raised his big hand and pushed her back over the threshold as a reflex, so that she almost fell headfirst into the snow.

  “I don’t want anything,” said Ove.

  She regained her balance and waved the camera at him, while yelling something. Ove wasn’t listening. He looked at the camera as if it were a weapon, and then decided to flee. This person was clearly not a reasonable person
.

  So the cat and Ove stepped out the door, locked it, and headed off as quick as they could towards the parking area. The journalist woman jogged along behind them.

  To be absolutely clear about it, though, no part of this bears any relation to why Ove is now sitting outside the hospital. But when Parvaneh stood knocking on the door of Ove’s house, fifteen minutes or so later, holding her three-year-old by the hand, and when no one opened and then she heard voices from the parking area, this, so to speak, has a good deal to do with Ove sitting outside the hospital.

  Parvaneh and the child came around the corner of the parking area and saw Ove standing outside his closed garage door with his hands sullenly shoved into his pockets. The cat was sitting at his feet looking guilty.

  “What are you doing?” said Parvaneh.

  “Nothing,” said Ove defensively.

  Some knocking sounds were coming from the inside of the garage door.

  “What was that?” said Parvaneh, staring at it with surprise.

  Ove suddenly seemed extremely interested in a particular section of the asphalt under one of his shoes. The cat looked a bit as if it were about to start whistling and trying to walk away.

  Another knock came from the inside of the garage door.

  “Hello?” said Parvaneh.

  “Hello?” answered the garage door.

  Parvaneh’s eyes widened.

  “Christ . . . have you locked someone in the garage, Ove?!” Ove didn’t answer. Parvaneh shook him as if trying to dislodge some coconuts.

  “OVE!”

  “Yes, yes. But I didn’t do it on purpose, for God’s sake,” he muttered and wriggled out of her grip.

  Parvaneh shook her head.

  “Not on purpose?”

  “No, not on purpose,” said Ove, as if this should wrap up the discussion.

  When he noticed that Parvaneh was obviously expecting some sort of clarification, he scratched his head and sighed.

  “Her. Well. She’s one of those journalist people. It wasn’t bloody me who locked her in. I was going to lock myself and the cat in there. But then she followed us. And, you know. Things took their course.”

  Parvaneh started massaging her temples.

  “I can’t deal with this. . . .”

  “Naughty,” said the three-year-old and shook her finger at Ove.

  “Hello?” said the garage door.

  “There’s no one here!” Ove hissed back.

  “But I can hear you!” said the garage door.

  Ove sighed and looked despondently at Parvaneh. As if he was about to exclaim: “You hear that, even garage doors are talking to me these days?”

  Parvaneh waved him aside, walked up to the door, leaned her face up close, and knocked tentatively. The door knocked back. As if it expected to communicate by Morse code from now on. Parvaneh cleared her throat.

  “Why do you want to talk to Ove?” she said, relying on the conventional alphabet.

  “He’s a hero!”

  “A . . . what?”

  “Okay, sorry. So: my name is Lena; I work at the local newspaper, and I want to intervie—”

  Parvaneh looked at Ove in shock.

  “What does she mean, a hero?”

  “She’s just prattling on!” Ove protested.

  “He saved a man’s life; he’d fallen on the track!” yelled the garage door.

  “Are you sure you’ve got the right Ove?” said Parvaneh.

  Ove looked insulted.

  “I see. So now it’s out of the question that I could be a hero, is it?” he muttered.

  Parvaneh peered at him suspiciously. The three-year-old tried to grab hold of what was left of the cat’s tail, with an excitable “Kitty!” “Kitty” did not look particularly impressed by this and tried to hide behind Ove’s legs.

  “What have you done, Ove?” said Parvaneh in a low, confidential voice, taking two steps away from the garage door.

  The three-year-old chased the cat around his feet. Ove tried to figure out what he should do with his hands.

  “Ah, so I hauled a suit off the rails, it’s nothing to make a bloody fuss about,” he mumbled.

  Parvaneh tried to keep a straight face.

  “Or to have a giggle about, actually,” said Ove sourly.

  “Sorry,” said Parvaneh.

  The garage door called out something that sounded like: “Hello? Are you still there?”

  “No!” Ove bellowed.

  “Why are you so terrifically angry?” the garage door wondered.

  Ove was starting to look hesitant. He leaned towards Parvaneh.

  “I . . . don’t know how to get rid of her,” he said, and if Parvaneh had not known better she might have concluded that there was something pleading in his eyes. “I don’t want her in there on her own with the Saab!” he whispered gravely.

  Parvaneh nodded, in confirmation of the unfortunate aspects of the situation. Ove lowered a tired, mediating hand between the three-year-old and the cat before that situation went out of control around his shoes. The three-year-old looked as if she was ready to try to hug the cat. The cat looked as if it was ready to pick out the three-year-old from a lineup at a police station. Ove managed to catch the three-year-old, who burst into peals of laughter.

  “Why are you here in the first place?” Ove demanded of Parvaneh as he handed over the little bundle like a sack of potatoes.

  “We’re taking the bus to the hospital to pick up Patrick and Jimmy,” she answered.

  She saw the way Ove’s face twitched above his cheekbones when she said “bus.”

  “We . . .” Parvaneh began, as if articulating the beginnings of a thought.

  She looked at the garage door, then looked at Ove.

  “I can’t hear what you’re saying! Talk louder!” yelled the garage door.

  Ove immediately took two steps away from it. At once, Parvaneh smiled confidently at him. As if she had just worked out the solution to a crossword.

  “Hey, Ove! How about this: if you give us a lift to the hospital, I’ll help you get rid of this journalist! Okay?”

  Ove looked up. He didn’t look a bit convinced. Parvaneh threw out her arms.

  “Or I’ll tell the journalist that I can tell a story or two about you, Ove,” she said, raising her eyebrows.

  “Story? What story?” the garage door called out and started banging in an excitable manner.

  Ove looked dejectedly at the garage door.

  “This is blackmail,” he said desperately to Parvaneh.

  Parvaneh nodded cheerfully.

  “Ove ackatted de clauwn!” said the three-year-old and nodded in an initiated way at the cat, clearly because she felt that Ove’s aversion to the hospital needed further explanation to whoever was not there the last time they went.

  The cat seemed not to know what this meant. But if the clown had been anywhere near as tiresome as this three-year-old, the cat didn’t take an entirely negative view of Ove hitting someone.

  And so this is the reason why Ove is sitting here now. The cat looks personally let down by Ove for making it travel all the way in the backseat with the three-year-old. Ove adjusts the news­papers on the seats. He feels he’s been tricked. When Parvaneh said she’d “get rid of” the journalist, he didn’t have a very clear idea of exactly how she’d manage it. Obviously he didn’t have expectations of the woman being conjured away in a puff of smoke or knocked out with a spade or buried in the desert or anything of that kind.

  In fact the only thing Parvaneh had done was to open the garage door, give that journalist her card, and say, “Call me and we’ll talk about Ove.” Was that really a way of getting rid of anyone? Ove doesn’t think, properly speaking, that it’s a way of getting rid of anyone at all.

  But now it’s too late, of course. Now, damn it, he’s sitting here waiting outside the hospital for the third time in less than a week. Blackmail, that’s what it is.

  Added to this, Ove has the cat’s resentful stares to contend wit
h. Something in its eyes reminds him of the way Sonja used to look at him.

  “They won’t be coming to take Rune away. They say they’re going to do it, but they’ll be busy with the process for many years,” says Ove to the cat.

  Maybe he’s also saying it to Sonja. And maybe to himself. He doesn’t know.

  “At least stop feeling so sorry for yourself. If it wasn’t for me you’d be living with the kid, and then you wouldn’t have much left of what you have now for a tail. Think about that!” He snorts at the cat, in an attempt to change the subject.

  The cat rolls onto its side, away from Ove, and goes to sleep in protest. Ove looks out the window again. He knows very well that the three-year-old isn’t allergic at all. He knows very well that Parvaneh just lied to him so she wouldn’t have to take care of the Cat Annoyance.

  He’s not some bloody senile old man.

  23

  A MAN WHO WAS OVE AND A BUS THAT NEVER GOT THERE

  Every man needs to know what he’s fighting for.” That was apparently what people said. Or at least it was what Sonja had once read out aloud to Ove from one of her books. Ove couldn’t remember which one; there were always so many books around that woman. In Spain she had bought a whole bag of them, despite not even speaking Spanish. “I’ll learn while I’m reading,” she said. As if that was the way you did it. Ove told her he was a bit more about thinking for himself rather than reading what a lot of other clots had on their minds. Sonja just smiled and caressed his cheek.

  Then he carried her absurdly oversize bags to the bus. Felt the driver smelling of wine as he went by, but concluded that maybe this was the way they did things in Spain and left it at that. Sat there in the seat as Sonja moved his hand to her belly and that was when he felt his child kicking, for the first and last time. He stood up and went to the bathroom and when he was halfway down the aisle the bus lurched, scraped against the central barrier, and then there was a moment of silence. As if time was taking a deep breath. Then: an explosion of splintering glass. The merciless screeching of twisting metal. Violent crunches as the cars behind the bus slammed into it.