if you marry her privately and irregularly yourself, and then throw her off, and 
   then marry somebody else, you are brought to book in all sorts of unpleasant 
   ways. I am writing of quite an old story, be pleased to remember. The first part 
   of the history, I myself printed some twenty years ago; and if you fancy I 
   allude to any more modern period, madam, you are entirely out in your 
   conjecture. 
   It must have been a most unpleasant duty for a man of fashion, honour, and good 
   family, to lie to a poor tipsy, disreputable bankrupt merchant's daughter, such 
   as Caroline Gann; but George Brand Firmin, Esq., M.D., had no other choice, and 
   when he lied,??as in severe cases, when he administered calomel??he thought it 
   best to give the drug freely. Thus he lied to Hunt, saying that Mrs. Brandon was 
   long since dead in Canada; and he lied to Caroline, prescribing for her the very 
   same pill, as it were, and saying that Hunt was long since dead in Canada too. 
   And I can fancy few more painful and humiliating positions for a man of rank and 
   fashion and reputation, than to have to demean himself so far as to tell lies to 
   a little low-bred person, who gets her bread as nurse of the sick, and has not 
   the proper use of her h's. 
   "Oh, yes, Hunt!" Firmin had said to the Little Sister, in one of those sad 
   little colloquies which sometimes took place between him and his victim, his 
   wife of old days. "A wild, bad man, Hunt was??in days when I own I was little 
   better! I have deeply repented since, Caroline; of nothing more than of my 
   conduct to you; for you were worthy of a better fate, and you loved me 
   truly??madly." 
   "Yes," says Caroline. 
   "I was wild, then! I was desperate! I had ruined my fortunes, estranged my 
   father from me, was hiding from my creditors under an assumed name??that under 
   which I saw you. Ah, why did I ever come to your house, my poor child? The mark 
   of the demon was upon me. I did not dare to speak of marriage before my father. 
   You have yours, and tend him with your ever constant goodness. Do you know that 
   my father would not see me when he died? Oh, it's a cruel thing to think of!" 
   And the suffering creature slaps his tall forehead with his trembling hand; and 
   some of his grief about his own father, I dare say, is sincere, for he feels the 
   shame and remorse of being alienated from his own son. 
   As for the marriage??that it was a most wicked and unjustifiable deceit, he 
   owned; but he was wild when it took place, wild with debt and with despair at 
   his father's estrangement from him??but the fact was, it was no marriage. 
   "I am glad of that!" sighed the poor Little Sister. 
   "Why?" asked the other eagerly. His love was dead, but his vanity was still hale 
   and well. "Did you care for somebody else, Caroline? Did you forget your George, 
   whom you used to??" 
   "No!" said the little woman, bravely. "But I couldn't live with a man who 
   behaved to any woman so dishonest as you behaved to me. I liked you because I 
   thought you was a gentleman. My poor painter was, whom you used to despise and 
   trample to hearth??and my dear, dear Philip is, Mr. Firmin. But gentlemen tell 
   the truth! Gentlemen don't deceive poor innocent girls, and desert 'em without a 
   penny!" 
   "Caroline! I was driven by my creditors. I??" 
   "Never mind. It's over now. I bear you no malice, Mr. Firmin, but I wouldn't 
   marry you, no, not to be doctor's wife to the queen!" 
   This had been the Little Sister's language when there was no thought of the 
   existence of Hunt, the clergyman who had celebrated their marriage; and I don't 
   know whether Firmin was most piqued or pleased at the divorce which the little 
   woman pronounced of her own decree. But when the ill-omened Hunt made his 
   appearance, doubts and terrors filled the physician's mind. Hunt was needy, 
   greedy, treacherous, unscrupulous, desperate. He could hold this marriage over 
   the doctor. He could threaten, extort, expose, perhaps invalidate Philip's 
   legitimacy. The first marriage, almost certainly, was null, but the scandal 
   would be fatal to Firmin's reputation and practice. And the quarrel with his son 
   entailed consequences not pleasant to think of. You see George Firmin, Esq., 
   M.D., was a man with a great development of the back head; when he willed a 
   thing, he willed it so fiercely that he must have it, never mind the 
   consequences. And so he had willed to make himself master of poor little 
   Caroline: and so he had willed, as a young man, to have horses, splendid 
   entertainments, roulette and ?cart?, and so forth; and the bill came at its 
   natural season, and George Firmin, Esq., did not always like to pay. But for a 
   grand, prosperous, highly-bred gentleman in the best society??with a polished 
   forehead and manners, and universally looked up to??to have to tell lies to a 
   poor little timid, un-complaining, sick-room nurse, it was humiliating, wasn't 
   it? And I can feel for Firmin. 
   To have to lie to Hunt was disgusting: but somehow not so exquisitely mean and 
   degrading as to have to cheat a little trusting, humble, houseless creature, 
   over the bloom of whose gentle young life his accursed foot had already 
   trampled. But then this Hunt was such a cad and ruffian that there need be no 
   scruple about humbugging him; and if Firmin had had any humour he might have had 
   a grim sort of pleasure in leading the dirty clergyman a dance thoro' bush 
   thoro' briar. So, perhaps (of course I have no means of ascertaining the fact), 
   the doctor did not altogether dislike the duty which now devolved on him of 
   hoodwinking his old acquaintance and accomplice. I don't like to use such a 
   vulgar phrase regarding a man in Doctor Firmin's high social position, as to say 
   of him and the gaol-chaplain that it was "thief catch thief;" but at any rate 
   Hunt is such a low, graceless, friendless vagabond, that if he comes in for a 
   few kicks, or is mystified, we need not be very sorry. When Mr. Thurtell is hung 
   we don't put on mourning. His is a painful position for the moment; but, after 
   all, he has murdered Mr. William Weare. 
   Firmin was a bold and courageous man, hot in pursuit, fierce in desire, but cool 
   in danger, and rapid in action. Some of his great successes as a physician arose 
   from his daring and successful practice in sudden emergency. While Hunt was only 
   lurching about the town an aimless miscreant, living from dirty hand to dirty 
   mouth, and as long as he could get drink, cards, and shelter, tolerably content, 
   or at least pretty easily appeased by a guinea-dose or two??Firmin could adopt 
   the palliative system; soothe his patient with an occasional bounty; set him to 
   sleep with a composing draught of claret or brandy; and let the day take care of 
   itself. He might die; he might have a fancy to go abroad again; he might be 
   transported for forgery or some other rascaldom, Dr. Firmin would console 
   himself; and he trusted to the chapter of accidents to get rid of his friend. 
   But Hunt, aware that the woman was alive whom he had actually, though 
   unlawfully, married to Firmin, became an enemy whom it was necessary to subdue, 
   to cajole, or to bribe, and the sooner the doctor put himself 
					     					 			 on his defence the 
   better. What should the defence be? Perhaps the most effectual was a fierce 
   attack on the enemy; perhaps it would be better to bribe him. The course to be 
   taken would be best ascertained after a little previous reconnoitring. 
   "He will try and inflame Caroline," the doctor thought, "by representing her 
   wrongs and her rights to her. He will show her that, as my wife, she has a right 
   to my name and a share of my income. A less mercenary woman never lived than 
   this poor little creature. She disdains money, and, except for her father's 
   sake, would have taken none of mine. But to punish me for certainly rather 
   shabby behaviour; to claim and take her own right and position in the world as 
   an honest woman, may she not be induced to declare war against me, and stand by 
   her marriage? After she left home, her two Irish half-sisters deserted her and 
   spat upon her; and when she would have returned, the heartless women drove her 
   from the door. Oh, the vixens! And now to drive by them in her carriage, to 
   claim a maintenance from me, and to have a right to my honourable name, would 
   she not have her dearest revenge over her sisters by so declaring her marriage?" 
   Firmin's noble mind misgave him very considerably on this point. He knew women, 
   and how those had treated their little sister. Was it in human nature not to be 
   revenged? These thoughts rose straightway in Firmin's mind, when he heard that 
   the much dreaded meeting between Caroline and the chaplain had come to pass. 
   As he ate his dinner with his guest, his enemy, opposite to him, he was 
   determining on his plan of action. The screen was up, and he was laying his guns 
   behind it, so to speak. Of course he was as civil to Hunt as the tenant to his 
   landlord when he comes with no rent. So the doctor laughed, joked, bragged, 
   talked his best, and was thinking the while what was to be done against the 
   danger. 
   He had a plan which might succeed. He must see Caroline immediately. He knew the 
   weak point of her heart, and where she was most likely to be vulnerable. And he 
   would act against her as barbarians of old acted against their enemies, when 
   they brought the captive wives and children in front of the battle, and bade the 
   foe strike through them. He knew how Caroline loved his boy. It was through that 
   love he would work upon her. As he washes his pretty hands for dinner, and 
   bathes his noble brow, he arranges his little plan. He orders himself to be sent 
   for soon after the second bottle of claret??and it appears the doctor's servants 
   were accustomed to the delivery of these messages from their master to himself. 
   The plan arranged, now let us take our dinner and our wine, and make ourselves 
   comfortable until the moment of action. In his wild-oats days, when travelling 
   abroad with wild and noble companions, Firmin had fought a duel or two, and was 
   always remarkable for his gaiety of conversation and the fine appetite which he 
   showed at breakfast before going on to the field. So, perhaps, Hunt, had he not 
   been stupefied by previous drink, might have taken the alarm by remarking 
   Firmin's extra courtesy and gaiety, as they dined together. It was nunc vinum, 
   cras ?quor. 
   When the second bottle of claret was engaged, Dr. Firmin starts. He has an 
   advance of half-an-hour at least on his adversary, or on the man who may be his 
   adversary. If the Little Sister is at home, he will see her??he will lay bare 
   his candid heart to her, and make a clean breast of it. The Little Sister was at 
   home. 
   "I want to speak to you very particularly about that case of poor Lady 
   Humandhaw," says he, dropping his voice. 
   "I will step out, my dear, and take a little fresh air," says Captain Gann; 
   meaning that he will be off to the "Admiral Byng;" and the two are together. 
   "I have had something on my conscience. I have deceived you, Caroline," says the 
   doctor, with the beautiful shining forehead and hat. 
   "Ah, Mr. Firmin," says she, bending over her work; "you've used me to that." 
   "A man whom you knew once, and who tempted me for his own selfish ends to do a 
   very wrong thing by you??a man whom I thought dead is alive:??Tufton Hunt, who 
   performed that??that illegal ceremony at Margate, of which so often and often on 
   my knees I have repented, Caroline!" 
   The beautiful hands are clasped, the beautiful deep voice thrills lowly through 
   the room; and if a tear or two can be squeezed out of the beautiful eyes, I 
   daresay the doctor will not be sorry. 
   "He has been here to-day. Him and Mr. Philip was here and quarrelled. Philip has 
   told you, I suppose, sir?" 
   "Before heaven, on the word of a gentleman, when I said he was dead, Caroline, I 
   thought he was dead! Yes, I declare, at our college, Maxwell??Dr. Maxwell?? who 
   had been at Cambridge with us, told me that our old friend Hunt had died in 
   Canada." (This, my beloved friends and readers, may not have been the precise 
   long bow which George Firmin, Esq., M.D., pulled; but that he twanged a famous 
   lie out, whenever there was occasion for the weapon, I assure you is an 
   undoubted fact.) "Yes, Dr. Maxwell told me our old friend was dead. Our old 
   friend? My worst enemy and yours! But let that pass. It was he, Caroline, who 
   led me into crimes which I have never ceased to deplore." 
   "Ah, Mr. Firmin," sighs the Little Sister, "since I've known you, you was big 
   enough to take care of yourself in that way." 
   "I have not come to excuse myself, Caroline," says the deep sweet voice. "I have 
   done you enough wrong, and I feel it here??at this heart. I have not come to 
   speak about myself, but of some one I love the best of all the world??the only 
   being I do love??some one you love, you good and generous soul??about Philip." 
   "What is it about Philip?" asks Mrs. Brandon, very quickly. 
   "Do you want harm to happen to him?" 
   "Oh, my darling boy, no!" cries the Little Sister, clasping her little hands. 
   "Would you keep him from harm?" 
   "Ah, sir, you know I would. When he had the scarlet fever, didn't I pour the 
   drink down his poor throat, and nurse him, and tend him, as if, as if??as a 
   mother would her own child?" 
   "You did, you did, you noble, noble woman; and heaven bless you for it! A father 
   does. I am not all heartless, Caroline, as you deem me, perhaps." 
   "I don't think it's much merit, your loving him," says Caroline, resuming her 
   sewing. And, perhaps, she thinks within herself, "What is he a coming to?" You 
   see she was a shrewd little person, when her passions and partialities did not 
   overcome her reason; and she had come to the conclusion that this elegant Dr. 
   Firmin whom she had admired so once was a??not altogether veracious gentleman. 
   In fact, I heard her myself say afterwards, "La! he used to talk so fine, and 
   slap his hand on his heart, you know; but I usedn't to believe him, no more than 
   a man in a play." "It's not much merit your loving that boy," says Caroline, 
   then. "But what about him, sir?" 
   Then Firmin explained. This man Hunt was capable of any crime for money or 
   revenge. Seeing Caroline was alive?? 
   "I 'spose you told him I was dead too, sir," s 
					     					 			ays she, looking up from the work. 
   "Spare me, spare me! Years ago, perhaps, when I had lost sight of you, I may, 
   perhaps, have thought??" 
   "And it's not to you, George Brandon??it's not to you," cries Caroline, starting 
   up, and speaking with her sweet, innocent, ringing voice; "it's to kind, dear 
   friends,??it's to my good God that I owe my life, which you had flung it away. 
   And I paid you back by guarding your boy's dear life, I did, under??under Him 
   who giveth and taketh. And bless His name!" 
   "You are a good woman, and I am a bad, sinful man, Caroline," says the other. 
   "You saved my Philip's??our Philip's life, at the risk of your own. Now I tell 
   you that another immense danger menaces him, and may come upon him any day as 
   long as yonder scoundrel is alive. Suppose his character is assailed; suppose, 
   thinking you dead, I married another??" 
   "Ah, George, you never thought me dead; though, perhaps, you wished it, sir. And 
   many would have died," added the poor Little Sister. 
   "Look, Caroline! If I was married to you, my wife??Philip's mother??was not my 
   wife, and he is her natural son. The property he inherits does not belong to 
   him. The children of his grandfather's other daughter claim it, and Philip is a 
   beggar. Philip, bred as he has been??Philip, the heir to a mother's large 
   fortune." 
   "And??and his father's, too?" asks Caroline, anxiously. 
   "I daren't tell you??though, no, by heavens! I can trust you with everything. My 
   own great gains have been swallowed up in speculations which have been almost 
   all fatal. There has been a fate hanging over me, Caroline??a righteous 
   punishment for having deserted you. I sleep with a sword over my head, which may 
   fall and destroy me. I walk with a volcano under my feet, which may burst any 
   day and annihilate me. And people speak of the famous Dr. Firmin, the rich Dr. 
   Firmin, the prosperous Dr. Firmin! I shall have a title soon, I believe. I am 
   believed to be happy, and I am alone, and the wretchedest man alive." 
   "Alone, are you?" said Caroline. "There was a woman once would have kept by you, 
   only you??you flung her away. Look here, George Brandon. It's over with us. 
   Years and years ago it lies where a little cherub was buried. But I love my 
   Philip; and I won't hurt him, no, never, never, never." 
   And as the doctor turned to go away, Caroline followed him wistfully into the 
   hall, and it was there that Philip found them. 
   Caroline's tender "never, never," rang in Philip's memory as he sat at Ridley's 
   party, amidst the artists and authors there assembled. Phil was thoughtful and 
   silent. He did not laugh very loud. He did not praise or abuse anybody 
   outrageously, as was the wont of that most emphatic young gentleman. He scarcely 
   contradicted a single person; and perhaps, when Larkins said Scumble's last 
   picture was beautiful, or Bogle, the critic of the Connoisseur, praised Bowman's 
   last novel, contented himself with a scornful "Ho!" and a pull at his whiskers 
   by way of protest and denial. Had he been in his usual fine spirits, and 
   enjoying his ordinary flow of talk, he would have informed Larkins and the 
   assembled company not only that Scumble was an impostor, but that he, Larkins, 
   was an idiot for admiring him. He would have informed Bogle that he was 
   infatuated about that jackass Bowman, that cockney, that wretched ignoramus, who 
   didn't know his own or any other language. He would have taken down one of 
   Bowman's stories from the shelf, and proved the folly, imbecility, and crass 
   ignorance of that author. (Ridley has a simple little stock of novels and poems 
   in an old cabinet in his studio, and reads them still with much artless wonder 
   and respect.) Or, to be sure, Phil would have asserted propositions the exact 
   contrary of those here maintained, and declared that Bowman was a genius, and 
   Scumble a most accomplished artist. But then, you know, somebody else must have